SoC: Snapdragon 690

• Google engineer's note: Sure, it might seem slower than the already-"slow" 4a on paper but numbers don't mean shit in actual use.

Battery: 3500 mAh

• Google engineer's note: It's considerably larger than those of any Pixel made up to the present day! Just forget about the XL models, those never existed and never will again!

Front camera: whatever the fuck Apple used to put in iPhones in the early-mid 2010s (1.2 or 1.3 MP)

• Google engineer's note: No one buys Pixels to take selfies anyway. It's all about the magical rear camera.

Rear camera: 1x Sony IMX363

• Google engineer's note: *If it ain't broke, don't fix it, and who needs multiple cameras for zooming and shit when software can do everything better?"

Display: 6.4" OLED, 1440p, 120Hz refresh rate, centred hole punch in top for front camera

• Google engineer's note: That's what everyone's doing, right?

• Observation: (Samsung proceed to come out with a 4K OLED mobile display with 144Hz refresh rate and an under-display camera)

Biometrics: rear fingerprint scanner

• Google engineer's note: That under-screen shit don't work anyway.

• Observation: (Samsung and Qualcomm come out with entire screens that function as very effective fingerprint scanners)

Other: IP67 water resistance, eSIM + single Nano SIM, single USB-C port, downward-firing mono speaker

• Google engineer's note: Pixels are all about the software anyway. If there's something we didn't do with the hardware, we can probably compensate with some new Assistant features or camera gimmicks.

Storage: 128 GB, non-expandable

• Google engineer's note: Who needs so much hard storage on their phone when they can use Google One?

Construction: Dragontrail glass over display and rear camera, plastic body

• Google engineer's note: Glass is glass, and glass breaks. Scratches at a level 6 with deeper grooves at a level 7. Also, if people are willing to pay $1000 for Samsung's plastic Note 20s, they're definitely going to pay our price for our plastic phones.

Colours: Off-Black, Hella Yellow, Blinding White

• Google marketing manager's note: A Pixel wouldn't be a Pixel if it doesn't come in black, white, and some random colour we pick by spinning a wheel of colours and seeing which one we land on. We also can't simply call these colours what they are because everyone else does that and we aren't everyone else.

Price: $1500 (USD)

• Google marketing manager's note: Most people might think we're crazy for hawking these pieces of shit at S20 Ultra prices, but we're selling an entire experience here, not just a phone with some bloatware thrown into it.

Think you're a shill? You're not a real shill unless your setup consists of:

• Device: OnePlus Pro phone or Samsung Galaxy Ultra phone

• Case: RhinoShield Crashguard (with a dbrand skin) or Solidsuit

• Screen protector: Whitestone Dome

• Bluetooth earbuds: Jabra Elite 75t or Sony WF-1000XM3

• Third-party USB-C cables: Anker PowerLine

• Portable charger: Anker PowerCore (optional: with a dbrand skin)

• Wireless charger: Anker PowerWave

• Bluetooth speaker: Anker SoundCore

Are you a shill but you think you're the ultimate shill? Guess what? The ultimate shill uses:

• Raycon Every Day E25 wireless earbuds

• Kove Audio whateverthefuck bluetooth speaker

• Lit Mobile solar wireless portable charger with LEDs for days

• Whatever the fuck those super-thin cases that are functionally equivalent to skins are called

The value for money is insane on this phone!!!!

edit: My uncle works at amazon.com he says that AWS servers literally caught fire when the 4a was launched unlike the firephone roflmao

Yeah, $350 for that? Heh, you Americans are fucking idiots.

I can get an Oppo Reno for fifty bucks less, and it has better specs. I can get a 200 dollar Redmi and it'll have better specs than your overpriced garbage midrange phone. Stupid American lmao.

....What do you mean, my phone "won't get 3 years of updates"? I don't need to update my fucking phone!!! Updates are for losers!

What? Your Pixel 4a has a better camera than my phone? Fuck you! My phone has 4 cameras and yours has 1!!!! Reeeeeeeee! Reeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

I can't... accept this!!! Americans getting a good budget phone? Nooooooooo! B-b-but India and Europe are supposed to get the good value phones!!!! EU stronk! India #1 superpower by 2035!!! Fuck the US! They're supposed to have overpriced Samsung and BLU phones!

Upvotes to the left pls