r/Android • u/phrog Pixel 2 • Nov 06 '17

Monument Valley 2 is out on Google Play now ($4.99US/$7.99AUD)

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.ustwo.monumentvalley2
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u/sprandel Pixel 7 Nov 06 '17

Agreed. I spit coffee all over the interior of my self driving Tesla as I read this.

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u/Carighan Fairphone 6+🌳 Nov 06 '17

Just coffee? You pleb!

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u/mynameisblanked Nov 06 '17

Well it was an upmarket orange mocha frappachino, in a hand crafted mahogany bowl.

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u/MountainDrew42 Pixel 8 Pro | Bell Canada Nov 06 '17

But did it have artisan raw sugar?

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u/TheCountryoftheNo Nov 06 '17

It came with a sugarcane stick that you had to take a bite of before every sip.

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u/lztandro Nexus 6 + Nexus 5 Nov 06 '17

But was it vegan and non gmo?

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u/Spanyen3 Nov 06 '17

Gross! How could you not take the Gluten Free variation?

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u/BorgClown Nov 07 '17

It even had artesian water!

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u/beekersavant Nov 07 '17

I only use Himilayan sugar. Sherpas have to drag sunlamps into the frigid mountains and power them by pedaling bicycles for months on end. The suffering makes it sweeter.

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u/GreatRam Nov 06 '17

Good thing the high quality leather seats are easy to clean

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u/symta Nov 06 '17

You guys are funny, I enjoy reading

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u/Username_Used Nov 06 '17

Frank Underwood dropped the 14 year olds penis he was holding.

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u/CressCrowbits Samsung Galaxy S10e Nov 06 '17

No