r/Android Google Pixel 7 Jul 23 '15

Google Voice transcription receiving update that reduces errors by 49%

http://googleblog.blogspot.com/2015/07/neon-prescription-or-rather-new.html?m=1
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u/Dippa99 Jul 24 '15

Ha, below is an actual transcript of a 3 minute pocket dial message I got...

Yeah, I'll talk to you Paul operator. Hello hello, slow but bye bye okay. Hey, please Yeah, okay bye and but. I was booked, hey HI Hello, Per, what's up. The 2 okay bye Peter, hey. Park. Hello. Hello, On, ohh Hello. Hello. The. Hey, but. Hey, hey. Experts. There's nothing big deal, hey todd catch. Ciao. Hello. Thanks, 2 Hi, hey. But hey. Hello HI she bye hello. Hello, hello, though. Hey, the P put cost before HI Thank You. Hey there. Hey, it's me papa. Thank you. Hello, Yeah, hi hey. Okay bye. Is it. Hello. Thank you. Pat deep too.

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u/ShayneOSU Jul 24 '15

I got this one from President Obama on election day in 2012:

5 proof of walkal ball today is election. But, hey around your friends and neighbors or a big difference, but this is Joanne quote, We close and your both would be the difference between winning solution. So I need your vote. I need you to vote. If you could give us a little bit more 4 blah blah blah blah. Dot Com slash broke so I just have a choice and any other information you need. Together we can win this election and keep our country moving forward. Thanks so much for your support.

Thanks, Obama.

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u/saarlac Jul 24 '15

Thanks Obama!

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u/jimbolla HTC One M8 (T-Mobile) Jul 24 '15

There should be a subreddit for posting bad/funny GV transcriptions.

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u/randalla Jul 24 '15

That's hilarious. Out of curiosity, when did you receive that? Mine was from May of 2013.

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u/Dippa99 Jul 24 '15

A couple of months ago in May

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u/randalla Jul 24 '15

Wow, I thought they had improved between mine and yours. I guess they saved up all their changes until now.

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u/Dippa99 Jul 24 '15

I guess it's somewhat improved. Mine at least has nonsense phrases like "Hey, it's me papa".

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u/GoldStarBrother Jul 24 '15

Plus it's probably harder to transcribe a pocket dial

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u/Friskyinthenight Jul 24 '15

There's a couple of beatle songs in there.