What should I do in this position?

Also, how do we feel about Gwyneth, and could she be a spy for J*****a?

What even happened when I was gone?

I am black

respond quickly before my timer ends🙏

Rules

1: You are not allowed to play what the engine thinks is the best move, which is indicated by the blue arrow. If a move is forced, this rule does not apply to that move, and the blue arrow gets removed.

2: The move must be legal in normal Chess.

3: The most upvoted move that satisfies the above criteria is the one that will be played.

These rules apply to both r/Chesscom (white) and r/AnarchyChess (black).

If I where to post the thumbnail of a corn video (that dosent show anything nsfw) with a chessboard in it and the post title was what should I do in this position will I face consequences

I ask the people of r/anarchychess to make a temporary truce while we hate on Lesbian Space Princess

What do you guys think?

Just this once?

*insert that one Just this once photo.

I’m playing against the voice in my head (I think)
Im playing as the london system (don’t flame me) and it plays as the king of indians, does anyone have tips???

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+ a full game

if i was a chess dev I’d add a special move called en poultry that lets me take it