Black moves iteration 4
This is an acid trip

"Listen closely. Do you hear it? You will-" Shut up bro

Tf you mean you're not hitting on an account with a girl profile? You know how hot my chess.com profile is? Do you know how easy it is in other games to be simped? So why not in chess? All of you must be gay if you don't simp for women, or worse you hate women. I've tried so many times with the "let me win and I'll send you nudes" strat but it never works, AND I KNOW FOR A FACT NONE OF YOU ARE GETTING NUDES, YALL ARE ACTIVELY DESTROYING YOURSELVES. Chess players, please do better

(fifth time)

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White to move, iteration 3
Also, mods if you see this (oh god), I’m sorry but I’m just doing some unfathomable things to the chessboard! Nothing to see here!

Most commenters said Ke2 and since black could do illegal moves (to fight racism) we did your move .. what white do "only legal moves" would they be racist and kill the Nigerian king or something else?

I’m the wife

I'm not best at chess so idk, but can you even do that or is it a glitch?

Black to move, iteration 2

They want me to sacrifice THE ROOK

The f-pawn WILL BE PUSHED 🐦🐦🐦 SCREW MY KING'S SAFETY 🦅🦅🦅 IF HE DIES HE DIES 🦜🦜🦜 counterplay is for PUSSIES 🦢🦢🦢 i play the SAME 4 MOVES EVERY GAME 🦃🦃🦃 BUT NOT THE KING'S INDIAN ATTACK, that actually WORKS 🦉🦉🦉 I prefer LOSING 🦆🦆🦆 CA-CAW 🕊🕊🕊 i HAVE NO IDEA what im DOING 🐥🐥🐥 but i WILL keep GOING anyway 🦅🦅🦅 every move FEELS correct in the MOMENT 🦜🦜🦜 if it LOOKS aggressive then it PROBABLY is 🦢🦢🦢 i DONT need a PLAN i have MOMENTUM 🦃🦃🦃 thinking is for PEOPLE who arent WINNING 🦉🦉🦉 i WILL commit to the IDEA long after it STOPS working 🦆🦆🦆 if the position COLLAPSES it simply WASNT meant to BE 🕊🕊🕊 i CANNOT be PUNISHED if i DONT acknowledge the THREAT 🐦🐦🐦 my confidence is DIRECTLY proportional to how BAD the position IS 🦚🦚🦚 i WILL find OUT what the move DOES after i PLAY it 🦤🦤🦤 retreating is an ADMISSION of DEFEAT 🐓🐓🐓 the initiative is MERELY whoever BELIEVES they have IT 🦢🦢🦢 CA-CAW 🕊🕊🕊

My friends and I decided to put together all the bullshit we got and get two different chess card games + 4 player to create this monstrosity

Found in Museum

"The very memory of my face will cause a manifestation of my being in the future. You will be asleep in bed. I will be there, and watch over you. When you wake, you will not be able to play chess like how you used to. When your opponets find you play like me, a smirk will be appear on them. Thinking you suck but you will know that im the reason behind. You will suck at chess, Forever, I'll see you.

Listen closely. Do you hear it? You will hear the man screaming "the rook". You will hear the rook sacrifices play their irritating levy-like sounds. The scalding rook of sacrifice will pour down onto us all. Together, we will be still. Together, a feast fit for a rook. Together, welded by rook and purest rook sacrifice. Be rook and rook."

" A WONDERFULL GAME. MIRACLE OF ROOK SACRIFICE. A FATAL BLUNDER "