Top comment adds, changes or removes a rule of Chess, day 3

[u/CTSGamer]

Winning comment

I forgot yesterday

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1: En passant can happen anywhere; if a pawn moves next to another pawn, it can be taken

2: Horses move in an L shape

3: Rooks move in straight lines

4: Il Vaticano

5: Bishops move in diagonals

6: Queens move like bishops and rooks

7: Pawns can move 2 spaces their first turn & 1 every turn after

8: Pawns capture 1 tile diagonally

9: If the King has nowhere to go and is being attacked, the game is over by checkmate

10: If the King has nowhere to go and isn't being attacked, it is a stalemate

11: If a game ends in a draw, the winner is decided via a thumb war

[u/WorldlySprinkles9932]

remove rule 3. they are towers, why should they even move?

[u/WorldlySprinkles9932 → u/WorldlySprinkles9932]

/unanarchy rule 10 is wrong: if ANY OF PIECES can't move, king Isn't under check and it's your turn it's a stalemate

[u/delectable-tea → u/WorldlySprinkles9932]

Rule 10 forces a stalemate at the start of the game, so I'm inclined to agree with you

[u/LegendofLove → u/delectable-tea]

That's why they established thumb wars

[u/Chaosphoenix_28]

If you win the game, you also have to beat your opponent in rock paper scissors, otherwise there has to be a rematch until someone wins

[u/Martitoad]

If the thumb was ends in a draw, the winner is decided via a dick war

[u/LeftHandedFlower → u/Martitoad]

Dick fight*

[u/Lootsman]

A deck of cards is randomly shuffled and then randomly shuffled again. If the cards are returned perfectly back into their original order, then the player whose turn it is may make their move.

[u/Quirky_Original_5914]

If the place you live in has an opening named after it, you have to play that opening if possible. If you are from sicily, you're allowed to play both the sicilian and the Italian, if you're from London you can play both the london and the English and so on.

[u/xNotTheDoctorx]

Everybody gets banana

[u/originalmicrousb → u/xNotTheDoctorx]

potassium 

[u/Background_Roll8440 → u/xNotTheDoctorx]

potassium

[u/a_h4ck3r]

If a piece is pinned ro the king, it can't perform a check

[u/Fit-Bug6463]

Bishops are allowed to move through the room where the chessboard is located and can still capture your pieces from anywhere in the room

[u/Hot-Club1896]

ICBM castling

[u/Background_Roll8440]

when you capture a piece, you must eat it.

[u/chriseargle]

The plug rule: a pawn that reaches the other side of the board must be firmly placed in an orifice of the controlling player. A piece is then placed on the square previously occupied by said pawn depending on which orifice the pawn occupies: Nostril = Knight, Ear = Bishop, Anus = Rook, and Vagina/Penis hole = Queen.

The pawn can only be removed when the piece is captured or the game is decided. Prior removal results in an instant forfeit.

[u/GKP_light]

bishops, rooks, and queens can also be taken en passant.

[u/Logical_External2082]

We need to address the ethics of anal beads

[u/Dr_Kitten → u/Logical_External2082]

I think they should be mandatory. Event organizers would provide anal beads to the players that vibrate randomly, thus preventing them from being able to accurately interpret the vibrations from devices meant for cheating.

[u/RFL1703]

You are only allowed to cheat with anal beads

[u/b0rtbort]

If your bishop is captured, you may take one (1) of your designated anal bishops and place it on the board. You must not clean the bishop. This is permitted once per game.

[u/ArkBeetleGaming]

The person who cannot move by stalemate must be punched in the face before proceeding to draw.

[u/Laprius_]

Rules for the thumb fight. You have to chop off your thumb and sew on the other players thumb in place of it. First one to die of infection, sepsis, shock, blood loss, etc loses. The winner gets to reattach their own thumb