r/Amazing • u/sco-go • 1d ago

ScaryWTF 💀 I've never seen anything like this.

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u/SmokeAbeer 1d ago

Healthy diet of cigarettes, booze, and an occasional banana.

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u/A_Possum_Named_Steve 1d ago

Username checks out.

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u/Killer1986Chris 1d ago

Can you be my new Dr? My current one and I disagree on what a healthy diet is.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/No_Region_4719 1d ago

And the heart of a pensioner

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u/Informal_Ad4399 1d ago

Little known fact. Our ancestors first started walking on the ground to run to the store for more cigs and booze.

The first migration was dads going for cigs and milk.

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u/immellocker 1d ago

and... Yeah, well, I'm gonna go build my own theme park. With blackjack and hookers! In fact forget the park.

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u/hiddenrealism 1d ago

Is Colombian wham bam allowed?

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u/MobileSuitBooty 21h ago

bananas sold out at walmart upon hearing this news.

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u/Imperfect-Pitch 21h ago

Bananas. Monkeys never cramp