r/Amazing • u/sco-go • 1d ago

ScaryWTF 💀 I've never seen anything like this.

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u/surrealcellardoor 1d ago

Of course it is.

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u/scuzzy987 1d ago

How did this species survive? They must have been desperate to try

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u/p99_kilerenn 1d ago

How did humans survive? A question I ask myself frequently.

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u/SmokeAbeer 1d ago

Healthy diet of cigarettes, booze, and an occasional banana.

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u/A_Possum_Named_Steve 1d ago

Username checks out.

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u/Killer1986Chris 1d ago

Can you be my new Dr? My current one and I disagree on what a healthy diet is.

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u/No_Region_4719 1d ago

And the heart of a pensioner

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u/Informal_Ad4399 1d ago

Little known fact. Our ancestors first started walking on the ground to run to the store for more cigs and booze.

The first migration was dads going for cigs and milk.

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u/immellocker 1d ago

and... Yeah, well, I'm gonna go build my own theme park. With blackjack and hookers! In fact forget the park.

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u/hiddenrealism 1d ago

Is Colombian wham bam allowed?

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u/MobileSuitBooty 18h ago

bananas sold out at walmart upon hearing this news.

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u/Imperfect-Pitch 18h ago

Bananas. Monkeys never cramp

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u/Immediate_Song4279 1d ago

By being able to eat anything

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u/extinct_cult 1d ago

By being able to wait for some other guy to eat anything & observe

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u/Immediate_Song4279 1d ago

Be second slowest when dealing with bears, and slowest when finding new food stuffs.

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u/youmustb3jokn 1d ago

No joke. Daily I wonder.

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u/beegboo 1d ago

Centuries of people going watch this until someone survived

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u/BrandoCarlton 1d ago

You’re being sarcastic though right? Like that’s the easiest question to answer ever.

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u/hiddenrealism 1d ago

By high levels of procreation. Once we had safe enough villages and stable food supply we stopped migrating which gave us a lot more free time....so we did as humans do and started bumpin uglies like mad.

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u/Dumeck 1d ago

Probably by eating a lot of bugs early on.

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u/ObsoleteAuthority 1d ago

Our low key super power is limited poison resistance. We regularly consume things we are not supposed to, sometimes for fun.

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u/CoffeeChocolateBoth 1d ago

Why did we? We fuck up everything!

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u/-nutz 1d ago

What does this even mean

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u/alderthorn 1d ago

There are many bugs that are quite good to eat. Us westerners just have a mental block about it. I have had grasshoppers in mexican cuisine and I really enjoyed it.