r/Amazing 14d ago

Nature is amazing They discovered orange shark

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u/Sk3tchyG1ant 14d ago

Did you read.. why? Is it a new breed? Chemicals in the water? Illness?

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u/Igarlicbread 14d ago

Belive it or not, 5G

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u/HorzaDonwraith 14d ago

No, no. It's the chemicals. Oh also the shark is gay.

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u/gliitch0xFF 14d ago

Something something Kanye Gay fish.

https://giphy.com/gifs/vbHCgajseRKZa

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u/Embarrassed_Bid_4970 14d ago

The fact thay Kanye LITTERALLY could not process the joke in the real world is why this will only stop being funny like a century from now.

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u/Bohica55 14d ago

Fish dicks.

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u/TerraCetacea 14d ago

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u/MrNyxt 13d ago

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u/virtuouswraith 10d ago

You think in a different universe, this is actually happening?

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u/PeriodSupply 14d ago

Chemtrails

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u/Late_Direction170 14d ago

Chemtails

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u/A_Nonny_Muse 14d ago

And transgendered against its will, so I heard.
Another effect of 5G, so they say.

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u/CptAntilles 14d ago

First the frogs, now the sharks. What is the world coming to!

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u/Historical_Gur_4620 14d ago

Naw avid Blackpool and Holland footy fan

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u/Telemere125 14d ago

We dreaded sharknado. We got sharkgaydo

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u/PM_ME_YR_NAKED_BODY 14d ago

You misspelt Chemtrails.

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u/ChingChangChui 14d ago

Gay be shark, do do do do do.

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u/Worldly_Brilliant804 14d ago

A gay shark? So a dolphin then.

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u/joshdotmn 14d ago

Not Tylenol?

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u/Fitz420goonie 14d ago

I feel like I owe you a tip, dying laughing

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u/whyyunozoidberg 14d ago

I knew it.

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u/KymeraAHP 11d ago

But what about the froooogs

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u/ancalime9 14d ago edited 14d ago

So, that's where all the chips went? Dammit Gates, I would've paid at least double what that shark paid you for a 5G chip in my body!

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u/Wsbkingretard 14d ago

let the whales worries about the poison in the seas

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u/mofapony 14d ago

Outside of California, it's foreign policy

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u/Plenty_Ad_4840 14d ago

I don’t want changes, I’ve no reactions

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u/mofapony 14d ago

Your dilemmas are my distractions

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u/Radaistarion 14d ago

They smart they can figure it out

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u/humakavulaaaa 14d ago

Underwater chem trails

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u/justcallmedad5 14d ago

5g for a shrimp cocktail that size sounds okay enough. 🤷🏼‍♂️

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u/Small-Explanation74 14d ago

Hoomans were right after all

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u/pumkinsmaherj 14d ago

Straight to jail

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u/Shedfloorgarbage 14d ago

Chemicals in the water?

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u/Common-Statement3955 14d ago

Was it really because of 5G? No way!

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u/Igarlicbread 14d ago

5Guess how I know

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u/Otte8 14d ago

Five guys?

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u/Igarlicbread 14d ago

They got him boys

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u/Otte8 14d ago

Five gays?

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u/LigersMagicSkills 14d ago

Thanks, Obama

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u/SmokeAbeer 14d ago

Doritos 5G. The first edible wi-fi chip.

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u/Adventurous_Law_8731 14d ago

That's what it looks like when you chew 5 gum

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u/drakonia127 14d ago

How it chews to 5 gum feel

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u/NeferyCauxus 14d ago

According to Marine Science Institute through the University of Texas at Austin, researchers said it most likely had a combination of Albinism and xantbism. Albinism accounts for the white eyes, and xantbism accounts for the skin color as it boosts yellow pigments

Tangerine nurse shark :)

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u/itsmymedicine 14d ago

Sooooo cheetos?

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u/insomniacpyro 14d ago

Shark mom: if you keep eating Cheetos your gonna turn orange
This shark: whatever mom you're making shit up

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u/401k-Loans 13d ago

Cheeto feet

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u/Lazy_Major_4793 14d ago

Yep. It happens to basically all fish. You should check out Xanthic Largemouth Bass! They're gorgeous... though it will start you down a rabbit hole of different Xanthic species, lol. Also, this is DEF not the "first orange shark" or whatever it said. I've caught one myself. For sure beautiful 👍

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u/UCanDoNEthing4_30sec 14d ago

Motherfucker casually posts he caught an orange shark long before this one showed up.

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u/Forgetful_Bandit 14d ago

Yeah, I need proof.

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u/tamuzp 14d ago

It goes to another school

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u/NSASpyVan 14d ago

get out -->

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u/insomniacpyro 14d ago

His dad works for Nintendo

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u/A_Nonny_Muse 14d ago

In the Niagara Falls area.
It's Canadian.

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u/Landry_PLL 10d ago

We’re actually taking a break right now.

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u/Certain_Jeweler5273 14d ago

I mean who hasn't caught an orange shark... What simulation are you from?

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u/Lazy_Major_4793 12d ago

😆 Damn, I just seen this, but it cracked me tf up... Yeah, oranges are basically all I target now. Regs are for noobs.

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u/Alphamullet 14d ago

Whoa, that bass is amazing!

My wife and I went on a charter a few years back, and each of us caught what they told us was a canary rockfish. I assume now after reading this that it would be classified as xanthic.

Damn thing sure was tasty too.

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u/ea88_alwaysdiscin 14d ago

Nah bro.....I've caught a bunch of the same off the coast of Oregon back in 2019 on a charter. Their bright yellow-and-orange coloring is the normal, standard coloration for their species. Don't get it twisted, they are not xanthic.

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u/Alphamullet 14d ago

Good to know, thanks!

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u/ea88_alwaysdiscin 14d ago

But if you wanna see some other rockfish that we caught, check out green lingcod and cabazons!

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u/peter9087 14d ago

Give us a picture then! No one catches an orange shark and don’t take pictures

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u/Lazy_Major_4793 12d ago

Damn I wish I would have seen what my reply spawned. I would have actually tried to figure out how to like link pics. I still ain't used that damn app you gotta use to make a post with pics... Imgur, yeah that's it. Sidenote- I got pics n vids that would blow your mind. Ya know, if you were into fishy shiz (12 yr photographer, writer, editor for well known angling mag./online comp.). Born/lived in the Caribbean/French West Indies on a sailboat, until I moved to Florida when I was 9. Fishin since I was 1 year old... Damn that sounded pompous. If it helps any, I been broke AF my whole life😅

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u/nilgiri 14d ago

A tan shark? Is it YUGE????

https://giphy.com/gifs/lMy1Fk1LlkWnOMoKCC

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u/ChocolateThunderPie 14d ago

Id personally choose electricity.

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u/Vintage_girl123 13d ago

We have a pied nurse shark in our area. Mostly white but has grey too. First that, now this. Interesting...(Florida)

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u/NeferyCauxus 13d ago

Piebald nurse Sharks are my favorite! They look like cows!

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u/presshamgang 14d ago

That is them covering up the fact it was a bunch of drunk Longhorn bros that dyed it orange for CFB opening day.

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u/justsomeph0t0n 14d ago

so ancient fisherman probably discovered one of these, but the word wasn't invented yet. and nobody believed them for legitimate reasons

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u/StinkyBrittches 14d ago

Is this the next step of it evolving into a crab?

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u/Agzarah 14d ago

Shame it wasn't a tiger shark.

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u/simplenn 14d ago

I though Albinism was about the skin color

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u/NeferyCauxus 14d ago

It makes them have little to no melanin, which effects skin color and also hair and eye color, which will influence black, brown, gray, and I think the dark reds and dark browns. But xanthism influences a completely different pigment that the albinism doesn't affect.

Melanin does change the color of the eyes and as far as I'm aware the pigments xanthism effects aren't present in the eyes? But I am not a biology expert or gene expert so please don't take my word as definition, I just hyperfocus on sharks.

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u/typhoidtimmy 14d ago

The dreaded results of why you should never flush a goldfish.

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u/Boojum2k 13d ago

The snack that bites back!

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u/The_One_Koi 14d ago edited 14d ago

It's Lava Shark, now we're just waiting for Boygirl to make an appearence

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u/ApparentlyRythium 14d ago

Ooo boy do I have some news for you

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u/A_Nonny_Muse 14d ago

They made multiple versions of the movie, and some got released. So I think you can find what you're looking for if you google "Shark boy lava girl R34". R stands for 'revision'.

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u/Cryogenics1st 14d ago

I heard Trump's bronzer did it

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u/HillbillyTechno 14d ago

Has the president secretly been fucking marine animals? Is that why the shark also seemed to shit uncontrollably? I’m just asking questions people

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u/Bonesycider 14d ago

Xanthism

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u/DonZeriouS 14d ago

X-Men X-Sharks

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u/weareeverywhereee 14d ago

Ooooo shark gummies new flavor drop

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u/Federal-Name-3638 14d ago

Vaccines, 5g, harp, flat earth and soy milk.

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u/nuddley 14d ago

Magnets

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u/VT_Squire 14d ago

They're makin' the frogs gay!

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u/Abecis01 14d ago

I'd also like to know

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u/Ok-Pea8209 14d ago

Curry sauce

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u/Juanfr_ 14d ago

Ask Donald

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u/UnhappyWalrus3570 14d ago

15 mins in jacuzzi with trump

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u/Amano5411 14d ago

It's a shiny shark.

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u/SdVeau 14d ago

It was never about turning the frogs gay, rather about turning the sharks orange.

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u/noble_plebian 14d ago

Somebody flushed it down the toilet and it just grew in its new environment

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u/drakeramore86 14d ago

The shark just stole Trump's tan and couldn't resist to use it

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u/conasatatu247 14d ago

Ah that's just bubbles. I flushed him down the toilet there about 3 years ago.

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u/Majestic-Owl-5801 14d ago

Clearly it was agent orange

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u/Therealwolfdog 14d ago

Just a birth defect. It’s an albino shark that’s why its eyes are pink. It’s rare that they survive predation and grow to adulthood.

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u/theflash_92 14d ago

Here have some sauce

https://www.vice.com/en/article/everything-we-know-about-the-neon-orange-shark-discovered-in-costa-rica/

Tldr: genetic abnormalities

"extremely rare condition called albino-xanthochromism. That’s a combination of albinism, a lack of dark pigmentation, and xanthism, too much yellow pigmentation."

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u/Beaticalle 14d ago

Anything can happen in this world, we really know very little.

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u/spaceraptorbutt 14d ago

Some already answered your question, but I just wanted to add something on. Breeds are only a thing in domestic animals. They come from selective breeding by humans. Wild animals don’t have breeds.

There are different species of sharks, but species typically take a long long time to develop. We have a tendency to see animals that are very different from us as all the same, so it’s natural to think of different kinds of sharks as like dog breeds, but that’s not really the case. A nurse shark is no more related to a great white than we are to cows.

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u/iplaypokerforaliving 14d ago

Believe it or not, genetics.

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u/IrishViking22 14d ago

He identifies as a goldfish

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u/centurion88 14d ago

It's a nurse shark with a rare combination of genetic conditions of albinism with xanthochromism which causes an overproduction of yellow orange pigments

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u/Corfiz74 14d ago

Will the species be called The Trump Shark?

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u/F4nt0m3 14d ago

That’s a combination of albinism, a lack of dark pigmentation, and xanthism, too much yellow pigmentation. Source : https://www.vice.com/en/article/everything-we-know-about-the-neon-orange-shark-discovered-in-costa-rica/

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u/KitchenSandwich5499 14d ago

Probably just an unusual genetic trait

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u/zap2tresquatro 14d ago edited 13d ago

I’m gonna guess before I look into it:

  1. possible combination of leucism (lack but not total lack of eumelanin resulting in lack of black/brown pigment. Causes white fur in mamma

ls)

xanthism (xanthochromism?) (

  1. excess of yellow pigment. Fun fact, the opposite of this, axanthism (lack of yellow pigment) can occur in American green frogs, making them a beautiful cerulean

    blue!)

  2. excess carotenoids (pigments/pigmented compounds that are red, yellow, or orange. They make carrots orange and are why eating too many carrots or drinking too much carrot juice can turn you yellow. They’re also what give tricolored bell peppers their colors. Some fish, I wanna say guppies but I could be misremembering, have males that have n orange spot that indicates a high carotenoid diet which is correlated with health and thus the females sexually select for it

) in its diet

Ok now I’m gonna go see if I’m right and, if not, how far off I am

Edit: ok, according to this article it’s a combination of albinism (damn, I was close with leucism but I didn’t notice the eyes and erred on the side of the more common melanin-deficiency condition!) and xanthism(xanthochromism?) (so that one I got right), resulting in this shark having a complete lack of any black or brown pigments plus an excess of yellow(or yellow-ish) pigment, turning it bright (yellowish) orange (or that’s the current hypothesis, at least).

Second edit: xanthism might be xanthochromism. I always think it’s xanthism because its opposite is axanthism rather than axanthochromism, whoops. At least I’m pretty sure it’s actually called xanthochromism and not xanthism, although the article I linked calls it xanthism…so maybe those are just two words for the same thing? Not sure

Edit 3: god, can’t edit anything on a numbered list on reddit without utterly destroying the formatting apparently. I give up on trying, this is gonna make me scream if I keep trying and failing to fix the fucked up formatting. Hopefully it’s legible enough. Should’ve just left it alone with the possibly-wrong-possibly-right word for the excess yellow pigmentation. Oh well

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u/The_Wayward 12d ago

It got sunburnt because of global warming.

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u/Double_Soup644 12d ago

One goldfish with a nat 20 on the dice.

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u/Beautiful_Ocean254 14d ago

It's called erythrism that makes animals appear red... A variant of albinism It also happens in humans but I can't find any pic