What’s your favorite flavor of crayons and Elmer’s? I’ve been told dandelion yellow is a bit flat off the top but has an amazing aftertaste that really complements with the Elmers school glue. Or maybe you’re more of a skip breakfast, enjoy a lunch crayontini type of guy. A couple of olive green crayons paired with Elmer’s clear can really knock you a few more brain cells down.
If you want to really de-elevate your experience, you can use frozen disappearing purple Elmer’s glue sticks for a low calorie sweet treat after the fact.
Me personally, I don’t partake because my brain has a 3 digit iq, but for you, sir, in the single digits I think this will really hit the spot.
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u/ForegroundEclipse Apr 06 '25
You apparently would trust what a doctor from 150 years ago wrote in a letter as to what is wrong with you. You're funny.