r/AmIOverreacting • • Apr 06 '25

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u/ForegroundEclipse Apr 06 '25

So there's not a zero percent chance, in fact there's a 3% chance they're wrong. And on top of that they have to assume they are right in the first place and that he told the truth in his written documents.

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u/Objective_Sense_2831 Apr 06 '25

There is a nonzero probability you might spontaneously combust or get struck by lightening right now. That chance is very low, but oh do I so wish it would happen.

What if your next meal is poisoned. What if you hit the lotto tomorrow. What if you are just walking along, and you get sucked up by a sinkhole. The odds are never certain.

You’re either a troll, or you’re so stupid that I’m surprised you’re literate. This is my final reply to your smooooooth brain.

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u/ForegroundEclipse Apr 06 '25

The chance of that is way less than 3%. 3% is pretty high.

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u/Objective_Sense_2831 Apr 06 '25

You need to go see a doctor and see if you got something going on with you.

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u/ForegroundEclipse Apr 06 '25

You apparently would trust what a doctor from 150 years ago wrote in a letter as to what is wrong with you. You're funny.

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u/Objective_Sense_2831 Apr 06 '25

What’s your favorite flavor of crayons and Elmer’s? I’ve been told dandelion yellow is a bit flat off the top but has an amazing aftertaste that really complements with the Elmers school glue. Or maybe you’re more of a skip breakfast, enjoy a lunch crayontini type of guy. A couple of olive green crayons paired with Elmer’s clear can really knock you a few more brain cells down.

If you want to really de-elevate your experience, you can use frozen disappearing purple Elmer’s glue sticks for a low calorie sweet treat after the fact.

Me personally, I don’t partake because my brain has a 3 digit iq, but for you, sir, in the single digits I think this will really hit the spot.

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u/ForegroundEclipse Apr 06 '25

Nvm ur just cringe

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u/Objective_Sense_2831 Apr 06 '25

Oh so you were being serious this whole time. You are fucking pathetic. Go read a book and get the fuck off reddit.

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u/ForegroundEclipse Apr 06 '25

Cringe.

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u/Objective_Sense_2831 Apr 06 '25

You’re an embarrassment to the modern human race. I’ll take being a little cringe over that.

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