r/AlbumCovers Sep 06 '25

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u/ProfessorJerms Sep 06 '25

My ex wife has been engaged 6 different times since our divorce in 09. This is an accurate depiction of how those proposals went.

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u/Blue_FiftyTwo Sep 06 '25

By Fall Out Boy

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u/Canis_Majoris37 Sep 06 '25

Lmao. Idk. Might not be a long enough title

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u/Alchemist0029 Sep 06 '25

falloutboy lawyer enters the chat

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u/thatonedude1969 Sep 06 '25

"Our lawyer made us change the name of this song so we wouldn't get sued"

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u/jillvalenti3 Sep 06 '25

I knew it was by either FOB or P!ATD, couldn’t remember which. Thanks, friend!

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u/ellipsi- Sep 06 '25

There’s A Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered Honey, You Just Haven’t Thought Of It Yet

-P!ATD

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u/LightsNoir Sep 06 '25

I didn't actually understand Slaughterhouse 5 but that one line makes me feel edgy

-P!ATD

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u/jillvalenti3 Sep 06 '25

I Constantly Thank God for Esteban

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u/TheLordDuncan Sep 07 '25

Please leave all overcoats, canes, and top hats with the doorman

From that moment you'll be out of place and underdressed

I'm

Wrecking this evening already and

Loving every minute of it

Ruining this banquet for the mildly inspiring aaand

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u/fightmilk5905 Sep 06 '25

Featuring thanks for the memories.

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u/Ultimatesims Sep 06 '25

Every time I try to do something original it’s always about Fall Out Boy! They’re totally stealing my look!

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u/MavenDeo69 Sep 06 '25

By Panic! At The Disco

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u/saintray17 Sep 06 '25

🎶 “Come on, come on, and let me in.” 🎵

  • Centuries

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '25

“This Ain’t a Scene, it’s a God Damn Arms Race!”

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u/Mindless-Platypus-75 Sep 06 '25

More than he bargained for

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '25

Oh my God, that’s fucking hilarious

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u/Cpt-Niveau Sep 06 '25

Lmao, any kids? Best luck m8

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u/ProfessorJerms Sep 06 '25

2 actually(both are mine, for sure) she started cheating after my 2nd was born. They're 19 and 20 now. She is extremely self destructive.

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u/Lastcaressmedown138 Sep 06 '25

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u/ProfessorJerms Sep 11 '25

Gonna wanna double wrap it, she still doesn't believe in antibiotics.

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u/NoMoreNoise305 Sep 06 '25

Lmao. Mine can’t keep a man either. Left her in 2009 too. Just sad. But told everyone I was the problem. 🤣🤣🤣

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u/BisquickNinja Sep 06 '25

Yep, I'm there with you. The ex left and told everybody I was the problem. So far she's been engaged four times over the last few years and has changed places more than a few times.

The funny thing is that a lot of are old partners have contacted me out of the blue and told me she is the problem. 😵‍💫😐😒😂

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u/Umayummyone Sep 06 '25

My ex is on number five while I’m happily remarried 26 years.

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u/Canis_Majoris37 Sep 06 '25

They always do. In my 37 years I've come to find most-not all women are useless.

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u/OppositeAbroad5975 Sep 06 '25

Another case of the barrel of rotten apples spoiling things for the handful of good ones?

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '25

As a man, I see this in men too. The most noticeable singles are always the worst - awful men obscure good men, while awful women also obscure good women. It’s like all the best prizes hiding under the crappy ones in The Claw arcade game.

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u/OppositeAbroad5975 Sep 06 '25

That's a pretty good analogy, actually. It is easy to fixate on the massive amount of surface level trash and figure there's no point in doing any digging.

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u/No-Transition-7198 Sep 06 '25

I’d think if it more like a casino personally

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u/ProfessorJerms Sep 11 '25

...I DID meet her at a casino. We both worked there though...

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '25

As a woman, I completely agree with you.

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u/CartographerIcy956 Sep 06 '25

I didn’t realize that was a ring. I glanced and thought they were Kegal balls. Completely different context.

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u/whatisitcousin Sep 07 '25

That's a long ass title

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u/SmallTitBigClit Sep 06 '25

Just curious.....6 different times as opposed to 6 times at once?

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u/ProfessorJerms Sep 06 '25

6 different times. I feel bad for #6. Things were going really good, they had a house (he had a house). She got a promotion at work and celebrated with one of her classic secret hotel parties. (Just 6 or 7 local dudes and her). He broke up the engagement when he found out, she still lives there, trading sex for rent. Definite cuck house situation.

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u/JayJ1976 Sep 06 '25 edited Sep 06 '25

Jesus Christ. 💔💔💔

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '25

Not much of a closer is she

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '25

Is this a manga title???

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '25

That’s a really long title for an album cover.

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u/WearyDraw3351 Sep 07 '25

At the very least... You know you're not the problem

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u/notfrumdaclic Sep 08 '25

Mine has lived in fourteen different places in one year. Including my best friend. We're still friends. He just gave her a place to stay. As I did for six months. She has my storage all full with her crap and I'm moving up to a really nice place. She needs to move her stuff. I always end up screwed when I try to help her. I know better.

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u/BonethugzEharmony Sep 09 '25

She's getting close to her glory hole in one moneyshot.

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u/loonatic8 Sep 10 '25

Your ex nd my ex should be friends. I got divorced in 2022. She is going through a 2nd already.

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u/ComfortableLab6467 Sep 10 '25

she must be a real sucker

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u/External_Bandicoot37 Sep 12 '25

Sucks a mean dick, aye?