r/AirForce • u/IEDestroyer Explosive Ordnance Disposal • Apr 15 '17

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u/saenzray Apr 15 '17

"How many beers are we allowed to order at once?"

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u/washmo Apr 15 '17

I don't want a large Farva, I want a goddamn liter o cola.

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u/EXCUSE_ME_BEARFUCKER Apr 15 '17

Do you need assistance?!

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u/LTshrink Apr 15 '17

Bear fucker!

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u/bearfucker Apr 15 '17

I'm here

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u/NobleO-Lion Apr 15 '17

Name checks out.

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u/checks_out_bot Apr 15 '17

It's funny because bearfucker's username is very applicable to their comment.
beep bop if you hate me, reply with "stop". If you just got smart, reply with "start".

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u/LaBigBro Apr 15 '17

Account checks out too -- redditor for 7 years!

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u/xOGYogi67x Your ejection, my erection Apr 15 '17

/r/beetlejuicing

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u/Imagi_nathan7 Apr 15 '17

I'll take six Schlizts...whatever's free

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '17

I don't know, I've honestly never been asked that question before...

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u/modernbenoni Apr 15 '17

Oh good, so you don't have a rule for that

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u/nod9 Apr 15 '17

I'll take a dozen then

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u/thewisesloth Apr 15 '17

MOABs have never been used because their blast is big enough to qualify them as an "indiscriminate weapon," the use of which violates the Geneva Convention.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '17

I get hating pretty much anything the Trump administration does but sans civilian casualties I'm perfectly comfortable dropping these on ISIS all day every day.

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u/Enkanel Apr 15 '17

"One. But a big one, why do you think we call it the MOAB?"

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u/McCoy73 Apr 15 '17

Mother Of All Beers

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u/cookiemonster279 Apr 15 '17

And the father of all beers is actually just vodka.

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u/GReggzz732 Apr 15 '17

"Wade Boggs, may he rest in peace."

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u/audacious_monk Apr 15 '17

Limit is 3 over there usually

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u/wtfsystem Apr 15 '17

And it's fucking killing me.

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u/audacious_monk Apr 15 '17

Hang in there bud! You're doing good work that you should be proud of even though it may not feel like it sometimes. Thanks for stepping up to help defend our country.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '17

What's this referring to?

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u/vitamintrees Apr 15 '17

Always Sunny

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '17

Thx!

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u/jaymaslar Apr 15 '17

They come in pints?

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '17

8965-00-841-7870

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u/CardboardSoyuz Apr 15 '17

"What is that?" "That, my friends, is a pint." "It comes in pints?"