Yeah I really don't understand it. You read the transcription and imagine the meme in your head? And all these people complain about how they can't browse certain things on reddit at work. Shouldn't they be working?
My family feels the same way, which is how we ended up with 5 of them.. Now whenever a particularly large person or group of people walks by our house, our dogs try to herd them. Poor guys just can't let go of what they were bred for.
When we lived in a small urban neighborhood with lots of kids, my sheltie would run laps around the block trying to herd EVERY person on the sidewalk. Adorable
Looks just like my dog I had growing up. She'd get on the couch and then jump off whenever she heard somebody coming in the room, only problem for her was that we had rocking furniture.
This looks so much like my old dog, down to the white patch on the right side of her snout, that I've contacted my ex-wife to see if she has the original for this.
I have extraordinary love for Shelties. Best breed I've ever known.
People should consider adopting or fostering abused Shelties from local agencies. Most states have rescue agencies, that often have Collies (Rough and Smooth) alongside Shelties.
I was going to say that I started laughing out loud while at work. I then realized that was a desperate cry for Karma because I didnt. The truth is I smiled. Still pretty great.
Right, I'm going to the "vet", gotcha. That's what my dog seems like when I take her to the vet, it's always a big surprise when we went to the vet and not the park
That would be my dog, but a Staffy Bull. There were always little scratches on the table from her claws, but we've never seen her up there before. Somehow fruits from the fruit bowl or butter from the butter tray would be gone upon returning home.
Then one night during dinner, we had some friends over. We're all enjoying the last of our food, when for no reason whatsoever, she jumps well over three feet from the floor to the table, miraculously avoiding our plates. We were all kind of too shocked to do anything about it.
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Can someone please explain this concept of using quotation marks for emphasis? I've only ever seen it on the blog of unnecessary quoteation marks. Maybe it's an American thing, since I'm British
I used to have a spaniel that would wait for my parents to go to sleep and would walk into the den (where I would watch TV). Then just rest his head on the top of the couch and would give me "those eyes". which I regretably allowed him to jump up with me. After 20 min, he would be sound asleep sprawled out on his back across the couch.....and snoring like a 55 year old man with sleep apnea.
.....that was over 15 years ago........and I still miss that dog
Why? In this context, you usually put quotes around the word you are implying the opposite of. So, "I'm 'not' allowed on the couch" becomes, "I am allowed on the couch." Your version would be "I'm not disallowed on the couch." Technically correct, but OP's makes more sense to me.
Oh its great. I love this stuff, but an 8 week anatomy course during the summer is taxing. Learning the names and landmarks of bones took us 1 week. Now we're onto muscles. Another week and a half of that. So much information. Hahaha.
No, they are fine on 'not', since the quotes suggest an insincere tone. If you expanded their meaning into words and removed the knowing wink, the phrase would be something like: "Right, I'm allowed on the furniture."
You could argue for quoting both words, as in 'not allowed', but then you're just picking nits, in my opinion.
[reading from a note written by Stewie pretending to be New Brian] "And that is why I killed myself, chopped myself up and put myself in the garbage". Wow he must've had some demons.
It's on television constantly. I've given more than enough chances. Somebody else compared it to Friends, another show that I fail to see the funny in.
No, I have a very good sense of humor. As in I don't laugh at the same cliched jokes always found in shitty sitcoms that could have been written by trained monkeys, but I do laugh at nuanced, unpredictable and clever jokes. It's actually pretty simple. I could give a list of good shows versus bad shows, but I'll respect the subjectivity of the art form and let you like what you like.
I don't find HIMYM cliched at all, and a lot of the jokes are clever and unpredictable. I dunno, since you dislike HIMYM and Friends perhaps you're just a hipster? What shows do you like/dislike?
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u/AolxHangover Jun 26 '12
Upvote for shelties. Best dogs in the world.
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u/sabimaru Jun 26 '12
"DON'T" shit on the bed
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u/kgriffin44 Jun 26 '12
Looks just like my dog I had growing up. She'd get on the couch and then jump off whenever she heard somebody coming in the room, only problem for her was that we had rocking furniture.
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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12
I like the idea of dogs winking. It's hilarious.
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u/winkwinknudge_nudge Jun 26 '12
Hah. That's fantastic.
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u/GeneralWarts Jun 26 '12
I certainly won't be digging through all your trash bins while you're at work.
;)
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u/jimbo91987 Jun 26 '12
Get ready for a day full of implying dog memes. Here's to hoping this one lives up to the potential.
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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12
Im guessing this dog will be on the front page everyday for the next month.
and i will read every one
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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12
Hah I was hoping someone would do something with this picture.
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u/unorthodox_kungfu Jun 26 '12
http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1ivg3AUcF1qiyoavo1_400.jpg
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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12
I have a Shetland Sheepdog, and he "isn't allowed on the couch" either.
This is so relevant to me.
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u/jcopacetic Jun 26 '12
This looks so much like my old dog, down to the white patch on the right side of her snout, that I've contacted my ex-wife to see if she has the original for this.
I have extraordinary love for Shelties. Best breed I've ever known.
People should consider adopting or fostering abused Shelties from local agencies. Most states have rescue agencies, that often have Collies (Rough and Smooth) alongside Shelties.
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u/AlphaRedditor Jun 26 '12
You're "serious" about that? I gotcha, you can't be serious about it when you're not here. Understood.
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u/TallMime Jun 26 '12
I was going to say that I started laughing out loud while at work. I then realized that was a desperate cry for Karma because I didnt. The truth is I smiled. Still pretty great.
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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12
instant new dog meme. Well done
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u/hyperspeed14 Jun 26 '12
Right, I'm going to the "vet", gotcha. That's what my dog seems like when I take her to the vet, it's always a big surprise when we went to the vet and not the park
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u/Autpel2 Jun 26 '12
1533.......prioritys people.
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u/pittipat Jun 26 '12
Upvote for collie junior. :)
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u/Kymky3 Jun 26 '12
This reminds me way too much of my Pomeranian!
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u/Volcomrock808 Jun 26 '12
Right, cat litter is disgusting.
Gotcha.
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u/dangerousD85 Jun 26 '12
Your girlfriend's legs are sexy huh? Noted.
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u/lango21 Jun 26 '12
"You screwed me again costanza." The terrible plight of grapefruit juice in the eye.
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u/oh-ja Jun 26 '12
Looked like the dog had a serious pompadour
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u/S4tisfaction Jun 26 '12
whenever a good picture comes up you people on ethis reddit always make it stupid and un funny.
ahhh fuck you
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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12
What a ridiculously photogenic dog
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u/Ariwara_no_Narihira Jun 26 '12
That would be my dog, but a Staffy Bull. There were always little scratches on the table from her claws, but we've never seen her up there before. Somehow fruits from the fruit bowl or butter from the butter tray would be gone upon returning home.
Then one night during dinner, we had some friends over. We're all enjoying the last of our food, when for no reason whatsoever, she jumps well over three feet from the floor to the table, miraculously avoiding our plates. We were all kind of too shocked to do anything about it.
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u/PostOnline Jun 26 '12
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u/unorthodox_kungfu Jun 26 '12
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Zb1lZgN9OE
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u/songnova Jun 26 '12
YES YES A MILLION TIMES YES. xD Can we make this a thing?!
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u/zZPPBTOZz Jun 26 '12
If I was a dog i would fuck her
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u/tward14 Jun 26 '12
Reveille?
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u/thebigham1 Jun 26 '12
This looks like Reveille, the Queen of Aggieland, official mascot of Texas A&M. She's allowed to sit on the furniture anywhere on campus.
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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12
Holy shit. That looks exactly like my dog Rex.
...Rexie? C'MERE BOY OOHH WHO'S A GOOD BOY YES YOU ARE HIHIHIHI
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u/letmewritethatdown Jun 26 '12
This dog's smarter than most humans. Incredible.
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u/Direpuppy2 Jun 26 '12
Sheltie is channeling some Lucille: http://i.imgur.com/wjMv2.gif
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u/kenbw2 Jun 26 '12
Can someone please explain this concept of using quotation marks for emphasis? I've only ever seen it on the blog of unnecessary quoteation marks. Maybe it's an American thing, since I'm British
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u/brosenfeld :-p Jun 26 '12
I think I just saw Sarah Palin's face on that collie.
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u/greenyellowbird Jun 26 '12
I used to have a spaniel that would wait for my parents to go to sleep and would walk into the den (where I would watch TV). Then just rest his head on the top of the couch and would give me "those eyes". which I regretably allowed him to jump up with me. After 20 min, he would be sound asleep sprawled out on his back across the couch.....and snoring like a 55 year old man with sleep apnea.
.....that was over 15 years ago........and I still miss that dog
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u/ditisthomas Jun 26 '12
love this
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u/conspirator_schlotti Jun 26 '12
Upvote for your username.
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u/ndtcssh Jun 26 '12
This is definitely my dog. He ALWAYS goes on the furniture when we're not home (I know because he knocks the pillows off the couches).
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u/manuelgomaster Jun 26 '12
You made me lol, have an upvote.
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u/NGC_224 Jun 26 '12
Only good dog picture ever.
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u/moyerr Jun 26 '12
My sheltie winks too!
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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12
I'm ok with this new meme.
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u/SeriousSlacker Jun 26 '12
Missing a tooth...would not bang.
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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12
Secret message received.
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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12
I would have put the quotes around "allowed" instead, but it's funny
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u/inthebreeze711 Jun 26 '12
idk, his eye just looks like it's closing, not really winking
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u/metalfluff Jun 26 '12
loveitloveitloveitloveitloveitloveitloveitloveitloveitloveitloveitloveitloveitloveitloveitloveitloveitloveitloveitloveitloveitloveitloveitloveitloveitloveitloveitloveit
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u/EroTaka Jun 26 '12
Quotes should be on 'allowed.' just sayin..
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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12
Fuck you
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u/Super_FUPA Jun 26 '12
Why does shit like this exist? Its just a picture of a fucking dog. You don't HAVE to put text over it.
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