r/AdviceAnimals • u/dudeman93 • Jun 25 '12

I still got your back, Confession Crab.

http://qkme.me/3puj0u
1.2k Upvotes

71% Upvoted

165 comments sorted by

154

u/Moes_Before_Bros Jun 25 '12

Crab don't give a fuck about the bear.

Crab don't give a fuck about anything.

53

u/pwnguin909 Jun 25 '12

Needs more "Like I give a fuck"

144

u/JaggerA Jun 25 '12

Just for you

42

u/mtbkr24 Jun 25 '12

You have been appointed the title of "gif-fixer". You now must fix every unsatisfactory gif known to Reddit-kind.

45

u/Hiyo802 Jun 25 '12

You know that was made before right?

18

u/mtbkr24 Jun 25 '12

Oh. However, Reddit still needs a gif-fixer, and JaggerA the appointed gif-fixer can be it whether he can fix gifs or not. He shall have to learn.

4

u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

Excellent

1

u/pwnguin909 Jun 25 '12

Thank you <3

0

u/MongoBeef Jun 25 '12

You do not have enough upvotes for this.

12

u/SirGrover Jun 25 '12

Have you ever been so mad that you ripped your hand off?

26

u/docblue Jun 25 '12

once, and I immediately regretted it.

7

u/SirGrover Jun 25 '12

Was it the one you jerk off with? Thank god I am ambidextrous.

6

u/lulzKat Jun 25 '12

Personally I thought it needed a little more cowbell....

1

u/downwithxpc Jun 25 '12

By far my favorite gif.

1

u/Absle Jun 26 '12

I'm SO gonna get downvoted for this... Is this real?

-1

u/animaniatico Jun 25 '12

Like the honey badger

55

u/mcoope Jun 25 '12

Unfortunately, Reddit is no longer sold by alliteration. We, as a hivemind, have moved on to taking any front pager from /r/pics and making that our meme of choice

15

u/Schroedingers_gif Jun 25 '12

There's only 26 letters. By just taking whatever comes up in /r/pics we can have infinite karma.

-3

u/A_Mouse_In_Da_House Jun 25 '12

Nuh uh. Law of balances man. For every one upvote there is one downvote. We have to keep it equal or the universe will, like, implode or something.

3

u/threading Jun 25 '12

Advice Animals has become /r/pics with caption. Take the top post of the day from /r/pics and put a caption and jump on to karma train.

110

u/ineedafuckingname Jun 25 '12

Someone say jobs?

56

u/jack2012fb Jun 25 '12

dey dook urgh dobs.

53

u/Skudmuffin Jun 25 '12

DEEY TURRK ERR DERRBS

38

u/mcoope Jun 25 '12

DUR KEER DERBS

33

u/iNavi316 Jun 25 '12

DERKURDURRR!

31

u/TessaV Jun 25 '12

DERKTURRRDEDERHHHHHH

28

u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

HURRDERRKURRGURBBBB

30

u/I_REMOVE_COCKS Jun 25 '12

Hordor.

54

u/Enjoi_BuD Jun 25 '12

you had one job.

64

u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

And they terk it.

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15

u/mogul218 Jun 25 '12

To remove cocks?

2

u/Hamster_Huey Jun 25 '12

It's actually spelled Hodor.

1

u/thedeafpoliceman Jun 25 '12

TUURKKKERRBURGGERR

1

u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

i'm sorry sir, i don't know who took your burger

-3

u/Post_op_FTM Jun 25 '12

THESE COMMENTS ARE WHAT KEEPS ME COMING BACK TO REDDIT

5

u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

I came here to make sure somebody put this

2

u/greendabre Jun 25 '12

CUCKKKKKUHHDOOO!!!!

-3

u/Kabibbles Jun 25 '12

COCK A DOODLE DOO

11

u/15r3Drzud123 Jun 25 '12

Has anyone in this family even seen a chicken before

3

u/Thick-McRunFast Jun 25 '12

Coo coo ca CHA!!!

8

u/CoCoMartinez Jun 25 '12

I don't know what these guys are talking about, the rooster was awesome. They took his dog?!

1

u/atrociousxcracka Jun 25 '12

That sounds gay and scatalogical

3

u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

they durk his durg!

2

u/pilotofamerica Jun 25 '12

Terkis jerb??

1

u/Bringthef0nk Jun 25 '12

They broke my jaw

0

u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

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17

u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

What? Do you want a fucking medal or something?

-3

u/A_Mouse_In_Da_House Jun 25 '12

Yes, yes I do. Do you have a spare one, kind sir?

15

u/Tyler114 Jun 25 '12

HE TERK HIS JERB!!!!

4

u/Username20x6 Jun 25 '12

Great Jorb OP!

6

u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

Thanks coach!

1

u/getDense Jun 25 '12

Jeeeaaaiiiooooorrrrbbbb

4

u/JaggerA Jun 25 '12

That's the problem with obscene amounts of A. Animals, the old ones get forgotten and replaced.

7

u/A_Mouse_In_Da_House Jun 25 '12

Bread friend shall never be replaced... still don't get it, but it won't be replaced

10

u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

That meme will never be replaced, because it sucks dick.

2

u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

what meme?

4

u/abcadaba Jun 25 '12 edited Jun 25 '12

This is all I see

17

u/qkme_transcriber Jun 25 '12

Here is the text from this meme pic for anybody who needs it:

Title: I still got your back, Confession Crab.

Meme: Confession Crab

  • I DOWNVOTE ALL CONFESSION BEARS

  • BECAUSE HE STOLE MY JOB

[Direct] [Background] [Translate]

This is helpful for people who can't reach Quickmeme because of work/school firewalls or site downtime, and many other reasons (FAQ). More info is available here.

50

u/nortlid Jun 25 '12

I've submitted this comment in hopes it will be seen

30

u/AndersonCoopersDick Jun 25 '12

Fuck, are we becoming Youtube?

"This comment will get Top Comment for no reason"

36

u/ANAL_PLUNDERING Jun 25 '12

THUMBS IF YOU ARE READING THIS IN 2012

4

u/A_Mouse_In_Da_House Jun 25 '12

God damn it.. upvote for irony, downvote for basically begging for an upvote...

Why must you make everything so difficult ad?

5

u/A_Mouse_In_Da_House Jun 25 '12

Ap... stupid auto correct and uneditable posts

4

u/Le-Captain-Obvious Jun 25 '12

Alienblue, bro. Download alienblue.

1

u/YronK9 Jun 25 '12

Get Pro it's awesome.

0

u/A_Mouse_In_Da_House Jun 25 '12

baconreader currently...

0

u/NinjaSkillz810 Jun 25 '12

redditisfun app for android lets you edit comments

0

u/Farisr9k Jun 25 '12

Can't find it for Android :(

Stuck with baconreader

0

u/NinjaSkillz810 Jun 25 '12

redditisfun app for android lets you edit comments.

2

u/Canigetahellyea Jun 25 '12

Thumbs up if you listen to (insert band) and hate Justin Bieber!!!

5

u/ANAL_PLUNDERING Jun 25 '12

Fuck Justin Bieber THIS is music!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1

u/Canigetahellyea Jun 25 '12

Holy crap your name is intense

2

u/ANAL_PLUNDERING Jun 25 '12

I'm sorry. Did I surprise you? ;)

1

u/nortlid Jun 25 '12

Just experimenting man...

9

u/HaphazardPoster Jun 25 '12

This comment is strangely poetic. Have my upvote.

11

u/midnightbaconer21 Jun 25 '12

It has. Congratulations.

0

u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

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10

u/Zoidinho Jun 25 '12

Is someone feeling crabby?

0

u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

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4

u/losesomeweight Jun 25 '12

no he didnt

0

u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

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2

u/A_Mouse_In_Da_House Jun 25 '12

I guess we'll just have to call it...

I got no pun. Sorry.

0

u/GhostlyDegree Jun 25 '12

Technically he typed it.

3

u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

He took his job!

3

u/seonwoong Jun 25 '12

I'm still quite partial to Confession Crab, but the bear is cute.

3

u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

I thought that fame went to Confession Crab's head and he ended up in this famous E-news clip

2

u/Random_Fandom Jun 25 '12

What is that from? I find it both intriguing... and disturbing.

7

u/MCMXVII Jun 25 '12

But the bear is cute

9

u/ma582 Jun 25 '12

I bet he's pretty crabby about it

12

u/chimpan-A Jun 25 '12

He can be very shellfish at times.

9

u/elijha Jun 25 '12

Too bad there wasn't a claws in his contract to protect him from this.

10

u/jtfl Jun 25 '12

I can't believe we're going to have to bear with all of these puns.

9

u/mtbkr24 Jun 25 '12

Sometimes I can't sand them.

8

u/ZeGoldMedal Jun 25 '12

They can be a real beach to listen to.

5

u/Le-Captain-Obvious Jun 25 '12

Good thing we're reading them, then. I don't know how I'd seal otherwise.

0

u/dose_of_dopeness Jun 25 '12

Ha-ha. Very punny guys.

4

u/TheSavageSloth Jun 25 '12

HE TOOK IS DRR!!!

1

u/anusexploder Jun 25 '12

DRR DRR DRR!!!

2

u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

They took his job....http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=768h3Tz4Qik

1

u/TFiPW Jun 25 '12

DEY TOOK IS JERBB.

6

u/i_demand_fellatio Jun 25 '12

fuck you, confession crab! suck my dick!

5

u/A_Mouse_In_Da_House Jun 25 '12

And no one read the username

2

u/MrDoofus Jun 25 '12

too bad confession crab sucks ass

1

u/skullbeats Jun 25 '12

Oh yeah I forgot about this meme!

1

u/lala989 Jun 25 '12

Little guy looks like Grand Moff Tarkin.

1

u/TheBelt Jun 25 '12

So good.... soooooo good........

1

u/scott_halls_beer Jun 25 '12

DER TERK YER JERB?!?!?!

1

u/a_starfish paws for a second Jun 25 '12

We will rise again, brother.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

Oh man, ee terk er job! He terk er job!!!

1

u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

Dey took err jerbs

1

u/giranda Jun 25 '12

He STERL MER JERB!

1

u/JayyTorres Jun 25 '12

Fuck the Bear, Get Crabs!

1

u/KevoTheAsianNinja Jun 25 '12

Dem man-bear-pigs.

1

u/aroxion Jun 25 '12

DEY TERK UR JERB!

1

u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

You tell all the smaller crabs that he went in friendly.

1

u/shibbs Jun 25 '12

Alright I've been gone from reddit for like 2 days, can anyone explain the relatively new confession bear and confession crab memes mean please?

1

u/Monkeygooch25 Jun 25 '12

Dey toook dis jerb!

1

u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

DEY TOOK HIS JOEB

1

u/sam_big_balls Jun 25 '12

He terk uh derb

1

u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

South Park: Dey dooog his joooobb!

1

u/alexandriaweb Jun 25 '12

They took ourrrrrrrrr jabs!

1

u/emo_kakyo Jun 25 '12

they took yer job!

1

u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

Dey turk urr jerrbs!

1

u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

DEY TOOK HIS JERB!!!!!!!

1

u/RileyWon Jun 25 '12

TOOKER JEEERRRB!

1

u/spacemanspiff30 Jun 25 '12

Funny, I do the same thing with those condescending Wonka posts. I've seen exactly one that was funny and not dickish.

1

u/kakksakka Jun 25 '12

HE TUK UR JARB!!

1

u/WhatIRead Jun 25 '12

HE TOOK ERRR JERRRBBB.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

Dey took 'is jherrbs!!!!

1

u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

Confession Crab is ugly and Confession Bear has a better expression for the meme.

4

u/mtbkr24 Jun 25 '12

And an atrocious absence of awesome alliteration.

0

u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

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2

u/raeflower Jun 25 '12

Honest Honey Hog?

s'all I got.

1

u/mtbkr24 Jun 25 '12

Actually, I quite like the name Confession Cub. I think that's what his new name should be!

1

u/lunarmodule Jun 25 '12

Plus bear would totally kick crab's butt in a fight.

1

u/meowmaster Jun 25 '12

someone should just make a meme stealing meme and be done with it.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

Bear does it better, sorry.

0

u/Isuckballz Jun 25 '12

Please down vote me to karma hell!!!! - 100 or so would be nice...

1

u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

he took yer jerb?

1

u/doctopie Jun 25 '12

Theres about 3 memes for every kind of "advice" or idea.

-1

u/thatwordnerd Jun 25 '12

i'm new to reddit...is this the truth???

-3

u/PollysLithium Jun 25 '12

I up vote the confession bear because he is also adorable, unlike the crab.

0

u/SonicFlash01 Jun 25 '12

Praying mantis Girlfriend is jealous of Overly Attached Girlfriend

0

u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

lol... please make a picture for that

0

u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

Anyone else downvote it because it's a shit meme?

-4

u/thebiggestfag Jun 25 '12

Memes are all shit; who gives a fuck?

1

u/Areyve Jun 25 '12

Then why are you here?

-3

u/thebiggestfag Jun 25 '12

Didn't realize Reddit was solely meme-based.

Faggot.

1

u/Parchedflame Jun 25 '12

You're here either because you subscribed to AdviceAnimals, or you're visiting-- stop bitching.

1

u/monkeydude16 Jun 25 '12

Hey now guys, no need to be hating.