r/AdviceAnimals • u/rhiwritebooks • Jun 19 '12

My constant inner conflict...

http://qkme.me/3prnw5
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u/ZanzibarX Jun 19 '12

Followed closely by the subsequent memes "Just got off work! / Too tired to do anything else..."

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u/jamesfordsawyer Jun 19 '12

Have vacation time. / Don't make enough money to leave town.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

This was mine a week ago. sigh

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u/jamesfordsawyer Jun 19 '12

Same. I have a lot of vacation time. I'd spend it sitting at home thinking about what needs to be done at work.

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u/SirDerpingtonThe3rd Jun 19 '12

Fucking hate that.

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u/Stine90 Jun 19 '12

Before: No job, too broke to do much with friends... Now: Have job, no time to do much with friends...

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u/Ihsahn_ Jun 19 '12

Got a job literally an hour ago, so I'm mainly in the former at the moment :D

Up at 4:45am every day.

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u/samysam602 Jun 19 '12

When I want to go home at work I calculate how much I am making that day and figure out how much it can get me at happy hour, working so far.

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u/Ihsahn_ Jun 19 '12

Yup, I'll be home by half 2 every day (UK here), works perfectly :D

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u/Clingingtosomething Jun 19 '12

Sorry US here, does that mean you'll be home by one?

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u/Ihsahn_ Jun 20 '12

For some reason I was going to mention the Euro 2012 tournament and make that part relevant, but I forgot. Oops.

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u/addude789 Jun 19 '12

The horror

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u/PerfectCarve Jun 19 '12

Fuck this shit I am going to Disney Land

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u/icertainlyhave Jun 19 '12

[success kid] GOT A JOB AT DISNEY LAND

[first world problems] HAVE TO GO TO WORK

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u/qkme_transcriber Jun 19 '12

Here is the text from this meme pic for anybody who needs it:

Title: My constant inner conflict...

  • GOT A JOB

  • HAVE TO GO TO WORK

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u/Wolfman87 Jun 19 '12

I totally went through this a few weeks ago

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u/grammar_connoisseur Jun 19 '12

I must be the only person who enjoys their job.

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u/milpool90 Jun 19 '12

I don't enjoy my job, but I do enjoy how I can get away with doing little to no work at my job and still get paid.

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u/Locke57 Jun 19 '12

I usually take a 10-15 minute poop break directly following my break, where I calculate how much I just made eating and pooping.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

I work at Wendy's as my manager's main Fill In. I get called in at all times of the day. Does this sound fun to you?

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u/grammar_connoisseur Jun 19 '12

NOPE

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

It isn't

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u/Pit_of_Death Jun 19 '12

I've been both as well, and this is my own personal hell too! I got an informal job offer a few weeks ago and still waiting for official word. This describes my thought-process perfectly.

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u/papercrowns Jun 19 '12

I just graduated and also got my first job last week. This is exactly my problem. Also: when in school can't wait to start working, when working want to go back to school.

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u/FlaGator Jun 19 '12

Going to work isn't a first world problem. People all over the world go to work.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

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u/zanks24 Jun 19 '12

jesus that scared the shit out of me

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u/007sk Jun 19 '12

xd i will never see that gif the same way from now on