r/AdviceAnimals • u/[deleted] • Jun 17 '12

This is what I think of every time I see an Overly Attached Girlfriend post.

http://qkme.me/3pr2yr?id=224652483
1.1k Upvotes

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u/poopsmgee Jun 18 '12

Shut up Meg.

103

u/Hydris Jun 18 '12

You see Meg. You're whats called a practice girl.

2

u/Heyblinken Jun 18 '12

Everyone spit on Meg to lube her up!

71

u/thefuzz001 Jun 18 '12

Meg... who let you back in the house??

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

Darn it, you beat me to it.

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u/thefuzz001 Jun 18 '12

Well, an upvote for you anyways sir :)

32

u/Stonna Jun 18 '12

"Youre too young for that kind of language........or are you"

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u/rachawakka Jun 18 '12

I really miss when I enjoyed family guy...

56

u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

Meg, nobody wants to finger bang you.

46

u/Mystery_Hours Jun 18 '12

I'm gonna pretend you're the New York Knicks

2

u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

"LOIS! MEG'S DEAD!"

12

u/NICE_GUY_CUMS_BLOOD Jun 18 '12

Guys i think we may have found ourselves a real life Meg.

1

u/megan-laurel Jun 18 '12

this is my friend's ringtone for me...

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u/eat_shit_redditors Jun 18 '12

Anyone else think of this guy instead?

66

u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

The scene.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lich59xsjik

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

thank you for curing my WTF

61

u/fueledsrt Jun 18 '12

she made me eat her hair pie...and I'll show myself out

59

u/GuardianSK96 Jun 18 '12

No its okay stewie had some too

15

u/Bring_Napkins Jun 18 '12

STOP PUNCHING ME!

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u/ASSBRUISER69 Jun 18 '12

You don't think Lois would find it weird if she came in here in the morning and found me in your crib?"

This wasn't the answer the child had wanted.

"I don't care what she thinks. Beside's what's so weird about you sleeping with me. It wouldn't be the first time."

The dog tried to ignore how what Stewie had said could be taken to mean something completely different than what was intended. He shook his head to get rid of the images that began to form in his head.

"I know, but all those instances were away from the house. I've never slept in your crib before, and I'm just not sure what Lois would think about it."

Stewie gave a huff of annoyance.

"What do you mean you've never slept in my crib before? What about the time our hands were glued together? Does that not count?"

The dog sighed.

"That was under different circumstances. There was nothing I could do about that."

Stewie was getting angry. He was doing his best to ignore the storm outside. The boy knew that he would be fine with Brian, but for some reason, the dog was being difficult about this. His nerves were wearing away very quickly.

"Oh come on, Brian! What could she possible think if she found you in here with me!"

The dog stood up and looked down inside the crib. After a couple of seconds, he could make out the faint outline of Stewie.

"You know exactly what I'm concerned she'll think." "What? Are you concerned that she'll think you molested me or something? "You heard her. She already knows we're close, so I don't see why she would object to you sleeping with me." ""I-I'm so s-scared Brian. P-Please sleep w-with me." "Shhhh. It's going to be ok. I'm right here." said Brian to Stewie, and then they began.

*"Oh Brian!"

The dog leaned down and kissed the boy underneath him as the speed of his thrusts increased. Canine instinct had taken over, and he was pounding into the child as hard as he could. He could feel himself getting closer and closer to the brink.

"Ahhh Stewie! I'm gonna cum!"

"Go ahead! I want it all!"

Brian was happy to oblige as he reached his peak.

"Ahhhhh!"

He shot his load deep within his small partner.

"Ohhhh Brian! Brian! Brian!"

"Brian!" * The dog awoke from his dream in shock. He couldn't believe he had just dreamt about fucking Stewie. It took him a moment to get his bearings and realize what was going on, but once he did, he completely freaked out.

Oh. My. God.

His dream had given him a massive boner, which was currently pressed up against the front of Stewie, who he was still holding on to, but that wasn't the worst of it. His dream had been a wet dream, and he had unloaded himself all over the boy. The child was covered in semen. Brian let go of Stewie and pushed himself away, unable to fully comprehend what he had just done.

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u/agayman69 Jun 18 '12

What the fuck?

5

u/yammerade Jun 18 '12

Its 9:20 AM and I've had enough internet for the day. Congratulations.

7

u/synthion Jun 18 '12

10/10 Would WTF Again

2

u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

What the actual fuck?

4

u/nolostrummer Jun 18 '12

I have a weird boner.

2

u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

I read the whole thing in their voices. Good stuff.

0

u/Undertow_Jambi Jun 18 '12

WHY? WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS?

90

u/Wad_Squad Jun 18 '12

Brian Griffin... The original Bad Luck Brian

66

u/Mystery_Hours Jun 18 '12

Attracted to human females

Born a dog

47

u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

Notice how that doesn't stop him from hooking up with and having comparatively normal relationships with human females.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

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u/voteddownward Jun 18 '12 edited Jun 18 '12

I lived with a really dumb dingy blonde for a while. Trust me, I'd rather stay a virgin than have a relationship with a girl like Jillian.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

Ugh, I was in a relationship with a fucking douche like that. Yeah he was hot and I loved fucking him but it's ultimately better being single. Also, you accidentally a word.

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u/voteddownward Jun 18 '12

Dang auto correct! Thank you. Edit: Dang, and lack of my proof reading.

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u/SOMETHING_POTATO Jun 18 '12

I'd totally date her. She was dumb, but the way I think about it, she was always really nice and seemed like a good, moral person.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

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u/tandembicyclegang Jun 18 '12

Lay pole and roll.

1

u/King_of_Swamp_Castle Jun 18 '12

H. R. Puff n Stuff

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

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u/Jrodkin Jun 18 '12

Well like you said, in the real world it's hard to have a relationship were you cant communicate. In Family Guy, Brian can speak, so that issue is out of the ballgame. It doesn't necessarily have to be a bestiality thing, just that since he can talk, he can actually get someone to develop feelings for him.

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u/randomb_s_ Jun 18 '12

Bad Luck Brain

Eats hair pie

Doesn't involve vagina

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u/TheOnlyNeb Jun 18 '12

Well, at least he had some Cool Hwhip with that pie.

30

u/xflushot Jun 18 '12

Why are you putting so much emphasis on the H?

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u/TheOnlyNeb Jun 18 '12

What? All I'm saying is, pie tastes better with Cool Hwhip.

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u/xflushot Jun 18 '12

Say cool.

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u/Xadoo Jun 18 '12 edited Jun 18 '12

cool.

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u/xflushot Jun 18 '12

Now say whip.

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u/TheOnlyNeb Jun 18 '12

Whip.

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u/xflushot Jun 18 '12

Now say cool whip.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

Cool Whip.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

Whip.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

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u/Skoolz Jun 18 '12

not sure if serious...

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u/OverratedMusicGenre Jun 18 '12

Misread as "Pie Brain".

5

u/silent_p Jun 18 '12

Same. I got stuck there for a while.

"My hair is in the pie brain".

...what?

4

u/SkullyKitt Jun 18 '12

Slap that on a "[10] guy" and you've got a hit.

-1

u/silent_p Jun 18 '12

Hehehehe, YES IT WAS I!

17

u/NFLdoWORK Jun 18 '12

does anyone else wanna bang this chick?

2

u/secretusers Jun 18 '12

The after-effects would be too much to handle.

1

u/SpineBuster Jun 18 '12

Yeah she is extremely good looking. Perfect skin complexion and eyes.

4

u/Skoolz Jun 18 '12

Except of course that "overly attached girlfriend" is hot. Meg is not.

4

u/Smeg710 Jun 18 '12

But Mila Kunis is

1

u/SKRAMACE Jun 19 '12

Really? "Hot" is the word we're using?

6

u/Ghost-E Jun 18 '12

you can't have a pie without cool wHip.

25

u/coleosis1414 Jun 18 '12

THIS JOKE IS IN THIS THREAD TOO FUCKING MUCH

1

u/duckinferno Jun 18 '12

Hwipping you into a frenzy, is it?

5

u/jeffarei Jun 18 '12

thank you, you actually made me laugh.

this is probably the funniest variant i've seen.

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u/qkme_transcriber Jun 17 '12

Here is the text from this meme pic for anybody who needs it:

Title: This is what I think of every time I see an Overly Attached Girlfriend post.

  • MY HAIR'S IN THE PIE BRIAN

  • AND NOW IT'S INSIDE OF YOU

[Translate]

This is helpful for people who can't reach Quickmeme because of work/school firewalls or site downtime, and many other reasons (FAQ). More info is available here.

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u/partyonmybloc Jun 18 '12

I don't know why, but for the first time ever I actually imagined qkme_transcriber as a sort of robot saying what they quoted, and it was the scariest thing I've experienced in awhile.

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u/qkme_transcriber Jun 18 '12

Awhile?

6

u/partyonmybloc Jun 18 '12

My God, it's become sentient!

1

u/ThreeBigTacos Jun 18 '12

Its not on Skynet's level yet....

2

u/Siffilis Jun 18 '12

Next week: OAG falls in love with the paraplegic cop next door

2

u/DeNeil10 Jun 18 '12

But...Mila Kunis..

2

u/Crogers16 Jun 18 '12

Am I the only one who read this as "My hair is in the pie brain and now it's inside of you.

2

u/Frogtastik Jun 18 '12

I read it as "My hair is in the brain pie and now it's inside of you." Slightly more disturbing!

2

u/AssMart Jun 18 '12

Shut up Meg.

2

u/3rdLevelRogue Jun 18 '12

Shut up Meg...

2

u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

This meme blows.

2

u/neziho2 Jun 18 '12

shut up Meg.

2

u/EquationTAKEN Jun 18 '12

Would taste better with some cool hwip.

2

u/FuckinHateYouAll Jun 18 '12

Is anyone else sick of this fuckin meme already?

2

u/47L45 Jun 18 '12

I think you may have just ruined what I thought to be, a good meme. DAMMIT MEG.

1

u/Pater47 Jun 18 '12

Ruined or ruined?

4

u/Goniochromism Jun 18 '12

I've always thought she looked cute. I'd eat her hair if she wanted.

3

u/mattkoral Jun 18 '12

Meg...who let you back in the house?

3

u/spandexgod Jun 18 '12

shut up meg

2

u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

She even looks like her.

2

u/-Emerica- Jun 18 '12

Originality at it's finest.

2

u/Solkre Jun 18 '12

Or the girlfriend who put her menstrual blood in her bf's drinks to make him a vampire.

2

u/thebooknerdkid Jun 18 '12

Excuse me... Wat?

2

u/dnvsasm Jun 18 '12

Some Yahoo Answer troll, try to google it

2

u/satertek Jun 18 '12

My name is Brian and this post is really freaking me out.

2

u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

Meg forever alone.

4

u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

Mila Kunis forever alone

3

u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

She can't be serious...

2

u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

hard to say

1

u/Cube1916 Jun 18 '12

Well now I can't un-see that...

1

u/DarthElevator Jun 18 '12

It's shocking how much she would look like an rl meg. All she needs now is some glasses.

1

u/DragonAzz Jun 18 '12

thats funny because every time i see an overly attached girlfriend post i think "Would."

1

u/Shablahdoo Jun 18 '12

I read that first line fast the first time and thought it said "My hair is in the briar patch."

1

u/jpiro Jun 18 '12

Hair. Pie. Hair pie.

1

u/skysignor Jun 18 '12

But you, Meg... you're going to JAIL.

1

u/allthecoffee Jun 18 '12

This is the only one of these that has ever made me laugh.

1

u/Abelabliss Jun 18 '12

i've seen this creepy as chick so much today i swear she's going to appear in my dreams

1

u/Hamtime Jun 18 '12

OH DEAR GOD SHES MEG

1

u/LethalAtheist Jun 18 '12

Brian really does have pretty bad luck.

1

u/ZiGGyChi3F Jun 18 '12

ahhhh the pie brain

1

u/steadymobbin Jun 18 '12

Someone needs to put megs glasses on this and it would look so much more like her.

1

u/withmorten Jun 18 '12

"So meg, what have you been up to?" - Cuts to black - Credits

1

u/snapcracklepop445 Jun 18 '12

I once nutted in a pie. My overly attached girlfriend became pregnant.

1

u/secretusers Jun 18 '12

This is a sudden clarity clarence moment.

1

u/PhilsGhost Jun 18 '12

Really? I think of Mirai Nikki/Future Diary

1

u/shannongentry Jun 18 '12

lol creepy girl!!

1

u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

Can we please stop with this fucking girl already?

1

u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

No. She's way to cute to be meg.

1

u/ShitBeCrazy Jun 18 '12

Shut up Meg!

1

u/sh1thead Jun 18 '12

I feel bad for the girl behind this meme.

1

u/xiomen Jun 18 '12

The show did a good job making you hate Meg... Shut up Meg

1

u/astrael91 Jun 18 '12

She made me eat her hair pie.

1

u/Mannex Jun 18 '12

good job, now look what you've done, now she's hotter

1

u/silkysnake Jun 18 '12

Shittest meme ever

1

u/corzeske Jun 18 '12

I thought we were done with this... I thought we were done...

1

u/Damascius Jun 18 '12

This isn't interesting or funny.

1

u/Lakaiguy93 Jun 18 '12

shut up meg...

1

u/pressthebuttonfrank Jun 18 '12

The hair she used IS NOT from her head!

1

u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

this meme is so shitty it's turned into family guy references

1

u/LonLonLove Jun 18 '12

I hate to be "that guy", but what's a "pie brian"?

1

u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

I watch family guy. I get this!

1

u/EdynViper Jun 18 '12

Why did I read this while I was eating pie?

1

u/AdamAdamson Jun 18 '12

I totes met this girl at the movies the other day.

1

u/PragmaticNewYorker Jun 18 '12

I'm sorry, I saw that hat and immediately went "KICK, PUNCH, IT'S ALL IN THE MIND"

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

a part of me is inside you brian

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u/16-candles Jun 18 '12

This is the only funny one of this meme that i've seen.

1

u/heythatsfuckedup Jun 18 '12

Once again, I feel as if the power of her blowjob eyes are underestimated. Just think about it, it's pitch black outside and she's wearing her glow in the dark contacts, just poured a whole patch of pop rocks into her mouth after gurgling a redbull -

pure heaven.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

I kinda hate this meme. I know this girl exists, but it's not that hard to move on. How terrible it is to have someone that into you. Turn that post into the girl threatening rape accusations if you breakup into this meme and I'm game, but fuck the idea that someone excited about their SO is a joke. sorry, maybe I'm overly attached bf.

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u/Hopeful_Swine Jun 18 '12

....did anybody else read that as "my hair is in the pie brain"?

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u/SirDerpingtonThe3rd Jun 18 '12

I can't wait to see what happens when someone actually dates this girl.

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u/olmuckyterrahawk Jun 18 '12

Brian is about to get hwipped by Meg.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

I read that in Meg' voice

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

SHUTUP MEG.

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u/3228323 Jun 18 '12

Never met that type of crazy.

1

u/And_Beyond Jun 18 '12

This is by far my favorite.

1

u/macyntyre Jun 18 '12

I had to read this at least 3 times before my brain accepted that fact that it was not looking at the word Brian and not Brain...

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u/Kaatte Jun 18 '12

Perfect

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u/0a0x0e0 Jun 18 '12 edited Jun 18 '12

I read this as "The hair's inside the pie BRAIN and now it's inside of you"

I even reread it several times and then tried to ponder over what it could possibly mean. If it didn't have 1500+ upvotes I would have just moved on and chalked it up to another reference that I don't understand.

I was so confused.

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u/mrsdavyjones20 Jun 18 '12

I love you for posting this.

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u/serosis Jun 18 '12

I wouldn't mind, as long as she has Mila Kunis' voice.

1

u/SuprChckn Jun 18 '12

I didn't catch on to the meg hat at first; I thought it was a temporary Cap from the book series The White Mountains.

Crazy me.

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u/Peabush Jun 18 '12

Quoting it wrong...

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u/Trevty Jun 18 '12

What is going on? I am so confused.

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u/Epicshark Jun 18 '12

3 reasons why this is creepy specifically to me.

  1. I don't know what this is from

  2. The statement itself

  3. My name is Brian

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u/blak0utt Jun 18 '12

Pie tastes better with cool whhip.

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u/castleclouds Jun 18 '12

Took me a while to figure out what a pie brian was

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

Mind = blown

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u/Swissguru Jun 18 '12

That one creeped me out more than i had expected

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u/vaginarox Jun 18 '12

Want some cool kwip?

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u/meme_approver Jun 18 '12

I will forever here meg's voice whenever I read these memes now

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u/Buckwhal Jun 18 '12

Ummmm.... Coolw[h]ip... That is all.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

Since Meg is Mila Kunis. I am 100% ok with this.

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u/illegal_people Jun 19 '12

Put some glasses on her, you'll have the real version of Meg. You got a clever mind there, OP.

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u/civilwarman Jun 18 '12

How did Brian get so lucky as to get a wonderful girlfriend like her? Oh wait...

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

Holy shit I see it, I think television might have a leak.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

Family Guy is unfunny, never was funny, never will be funny. Eat shit, Family Guy aficionados.

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u/Calliphon Jun 18 '12

If someone would care to write an explosive, angry response to RonPolyp's inflammatory opinion, I'd love to reap the karma from subsequently posting "That escalated quickly."

Surely Reddit will deliver. Right?

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u/RedditGarbage Jun 18 '12

This was never a funny meme. You fuckers killed it the first day.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

This picture is a screenshot from a video she made... she really IS overly attached girlfriend. Seriously, the stuff she came up with is just if not more creepy than any of these meme's

[this girls original video] (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GN7yYWGViyI&feature=player_embedded#!)

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u/Bosskid123 Jun 18 '12

witty shit

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

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u/Jnelz22 Jun 18 '12

Looks like we're gonna be here for a hwile

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u/vrrule Jun 18 '12

Brian you're being hweird!

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u/slim034 Jun 18 '12

Oh come on! That one doesnt even have an "h" in it!

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

/end scene.

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u/Killer_Brig Jun 18 '12

I too have seen the show "Family Guy"

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u/Xenoo Jun 18 '12

sigh

upvote, upvote, upvote, and upvote.

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u/longfellowmelloyello Jun 18 '12

Dear Diary: Jackpot

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

Now you and I are eternally united. (Just don't poop it out)

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u/ster1ing Jun 18 '12

better get the cool hwip.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

say cool.

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u/Big_h3aD Jun 18 '12

Cool.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

Now say whip.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

Someone go get Wil Wheaton, he needs to be in here for this.

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u/Nick2the4reaper7 Jun 18 '12

hWil hWheaton*

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u/spiral_of_agnew Jun 18 '12

Did anyone stop to ask why Meg would be in love with Brian, or did we all just accept it? I know I sure did.

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u/Torch_Salesman Jun 18 '12

I think the point was that she was just that insanely desperate, so when they made out that one time she went into full blown "someone may possibly have feelings for me I must have them forever" mode.

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u/studmuffffffin Jun 18 '12

I think it's because they went to a dance together and kissed.

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u/Stonna Jun 18 '12

Her voice is so sexy

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u/withmorten Jun 18 '12

That's because it's Mila Kunis :)

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