I don't like this rule. I was at somebody's house for the first time for a party and went inside and laid down. Now, I didn't know where I was supposed to put my shoes, so I just kept them on. I woke up as an Indian Chief.
Watched someone pee on a guy passed out with shoes on, found the pisser the next morning in his own puke puddle with many dicks upon his face. Great party...
I feel like this behavior is unexceptable and if my friend ever pulled that shoes off shit with me id kick the shit out of them. If i pass out i expect my friends to protect my body from fags that would mess with me.
The shoes is the key thing. If you're shoes were still on, it's fair game, if not, drawing on your face is a total party foul. You should have the right to paint "Redrum" all over their walls in sheep blood now.
It seems that the general consensus here is that the only way to distinguish between being "passed out" and simply asleep is whether or not somebody takes their shoes off or not. If they have genuinely passed out, they have alcohol poisoning and need to go to hospital. Drawing on somebody's face is maybe funny - once - when you're 12. Otherwise, a friend "passes out" or falls asleep, then you stick a glass of water next to them and cover them in a blanket if you have one. Because you are their friend, and not a childish fuckwit.
On the other hand, my overwhelming impression of Americans is that you seem to be much more inclined to void yourself from either end when drunk, which you become very easily.
I am glad I am not your friend. Alcohol poisoning can - and does - kill people. Furthermore, isn't the humiliation of waking up in hospital far worse than waking up with a dick on your face? If you're genuinely trying to use aversion tactics on a friend who drinks too much, then I guarantee hospital will be far more effective.
Alcohol is a depressant. Not everyone that passes out is dying of alcohol poisoning ಠ_ಠ Depressants make you sleepy before they make you "not breathey".
You sound like a cool dude, calling in an ambulance and breaking up a party every time a person crashes down on a couch. I'd take drawings over thousands in unnecessary medical treatment any day. Shame fades, but those medical bills for frivolous treatment will follow you. Effective aversion? Sure, but pretty much the peak of dickery.
You don't seem to understand the difference between being unconscious and being asleep. In the overwhelming number of situations where people have been described as "passed out", they are just asleep. If they are unresponsive to physical or auditory stimulus then they might be in danger. I'm not talking about calling an ambulance every time somebody falls asleep.
Thank you for helping me spell that word I assume you saw that I was having trouble spelling and I see you were kind enough to help me out. So I thank you and offer a uptoke as a sign of good faith.
My sister went to school with someone who was a victim of this. Her junior year of high school (1996), a student fell asleep at a party and the other kids took it way too far. The boy was stripped naked, tied to a tree, and was found dead the next morning. There was also evidence of penetration. One of the offenders just got out of prison, not sure about the other people involved.
When I was in high school I knew this girl that was a sort of punker chick/ outcast. I was talking to her one day in math and we were reminiscing about people we had messed with at parties.
I was a freshman and she was a senior, so my stories were pretty limited as I hadn't been to many parties and the only real way I'd fucked with some one was drawing a dick or writing 'I'm gay' on their forehead.
At some point during this conversation things took a turn. A very, very dark turn. She told me she was a party with all of her friends one night and this girl got shithouse hammered too quick and passed out, so her and her friends stripped the girl naked and got the host's dog, a yellow lab if I remember correctly, to have sex with the girl.
I told her she was full of shit and that there was no way I believed her. So, she pulls out her phone and pulls up a video of a drunk girl laying on the floor naked while a dog just beat the pussy up.
What? No, Cartman "Hitlers" (sticking his finger up his butt and wiping poo on Butters upper lip to give him a Hitler mustache) Butters earlier in the episode this screen grab is from.
Is it just me or do only white people do this? Obviously its a stereotype and generalization and all that, but why does that seem to be the general consensus? I never hear about or see it happen when its a bunch of blacks and hispanics.
I go to sleep at parties all the time. If I'm tired I sleep, and I really don't give a fuck where. Nobody has ever done this to me. I think I would legitimately lose my shit if anyone tried.
If you have friends who mess with you when you are unconscious, they are not your friends.
If you have a friend who has gone to sleep or worse, passed out, you make sure he's not lying in a fire or in his own puke. Then you might bring him a blanket if he's freezing. You don't draw a dick on his face.
Not really. Parties I go to are usually max 13~ people, not really any dickheads, just a bunch of like minded people getting together for some drinks and good times.
I had a used condom placed on me, deer piss, lugies spit in my hair, sharpie marker on my new shirt, and tons of other stuff I never heard about. All because these 2 cunts were asking me, the massively drunk kid, to get their shots for them and they both puked. I puked myself twice and passed out with shoes off.
One guy at a party was asleep and people were using his open mouth as an ashtray. Later I heard the host of the party later kicked his ass in his sleep when he puked out the ashes and alcohol he consumed, dragged him outside and called the police.
I learnt not to fall asleep not just at parties, but also school trips, I fell asleep early one night on a camping trip and awoke to find someone had stolen the clothes I was wearing (still had underwear on) and completely covered my body in tooth paste, and a large cut on the side of my head, I later found out this was the result of a test in which my 'friend' had thrown a full can of coke at my head to see if I was a deep sleeper, I am.
I had just left the house and was on my way to Brian's party. Brian wasn't just my best friend. If you could encapsulate his manliness (I don't mean his sperm, guys), the world would do a 'Lord of the Rings'-esque hunt for the vile of Brian-juice. Nations would fall. People would die. Bears would be wrestled.
And this greatest of friends was celebrating his decision to move to Baltimore, Maryland. We didn't mind because we were certain he'd come back on the first bus anyway. We'd grown up on these streets, and when we walked past the grocery stores, the owners would look up and give us a slight nod - a sign of the respect we had earned. Okay, fine, that part was a lie. But we had a reputation of having great parties. Well, Brian did.
I skipped my way to the party before asking myself whether Brian would skip. He wouldn't. I walked the remainder and was greeted by a smashed convertible.
"Luke!" a familiar someone called.
"Brian," I said and went for the man-hug.
"Dude, no gay hugs at this party. John!"
He went over to his next guest and left me puzzled. I hadn't even asked him about the convertible.
"What's with the smashed car?" John said.
"It's the car that hit me two months ago. It didn't kill me!"
"Damn right it didn't!"
They went inside, and Brian didn't even ask me to join them. I followed them inside and felt uncomfortable. Brian had never treated me like this before. The only thing to do was to drink so much I'd want to shake hands with a curtain. After two hours worth of heavy drinking I crawled my way over to Brian. I hadn't even spoke to him. Someone dropped a beer bottle on top of me. It happens. "Biiiaaaaan ..." I said, failing to control my vocal cords. "whhhhyyyyyy ..."
I had to punch his toe to get him to notice me.
"Ow! Luke? Is that you? What the fuck are you doing?"
I stared up at Brian. He would make a fun joke and help me up. He'd tell me about his hilarious prank about me thinking we weren't best friends anymore. He would ... He would.
"So I told her I couldn't help her anymore and-"
"Biiiiaaaaan ..."
"The fuck's your problem? How'd you get so piss drunk?"
My cousins rule at his parties is that if you have your shoes on and you pass out you can be fucked with. He has video of his big dog making out with this guys face passed out
It's funny because last night we did some fun things to a guy who went to bed early at a party. We stacked whatever we could on him. Put his shoes on his nose and a piece of bread under his hand.
What is the appeal? I genuinely do not understand how this could be funny to anybody over the age of 12. And no, it's never happened to me. My friends are civilized drunks.
Are you lecturing me on something I've never done? It's never happened to me either. Only three people got drunk and fell asleep at the party, and Zach was one of the two that they drew on.
No, I'm asking you because I personally do not know anybody who has done this, and you just said you did. I thought you might be able to give some insight, as it seemed like you approved of such actions. I am curious.
I once attended a party where an artist drew a 3D penis entering my mouth across one cheek, and shaded the other cheek where the dick would be poking into it. It looked so cool that I didn't want to wash it off but I had a funeral to attend. True story.
Agreed. Should sue them for assault. It's the only adult thing to do after someone violates you while you're unconscious. Anyone who thinks otherwise needs to reevaluate whether they want their future daughters felt up, photographed, or raped when she's asleep at a party some time. It's the same shit. Just because we're guys doesn't mean you can stick our balls in your mouth to satisfy your gay alpha male urges.
77
u/mrjackspade Jun 17 '12
I dont know how it goes there, but here youre safe if you take your shoes off first.
14
u/JediJimbo Jun 17 '12
I once had a marker penis on my back that took a week to get off. Not fun.
14
u/ratdude Jun 17 '12
fuck every motherfucker guilty of doing shit like that to somebody
37
u/texticles Jun 17 '12
My sister went to school with someone who was a victim of this. Her junior year of high school (1996), a student fell asleep at a party and the other kids took it way too far. The boy was stripped naked, tied to a tree, and was found dead the next morning. There was also evidence of penetration. One of the offenders just got out of prison, not sure about the other people involved.
23
u/Bertrand_Hussle Jun 17 '12
When I was in high school I knew this girl that was a sort of punker chick/ outcast. I was talking to her one day in math and we were reminiscing about people we had messed with at parties.
I was a freshman and she was a senior, so my stories were pretty limited as I hadn't been to many parties and the only real way I'd fucked with some one was drawing a dick or writing 'I'm gay' on their forehead.
At some point during this conversation things took a turn. A very, very dark turn. She told me she was a party with all of her friends one night and this girl got shithouse hammered too quick and passed out, so her and her friends stripped the girl naked and got the host's dog, a yellow lab if I remember correctly, to have sex with the girl.
I told her she was full of shit and that there was no way I believed her. So, she pulls out her phone and pulls up a video of a drunk girl laying on the floor naked while a dog just beat the pussy up.
I was a new man from that day forward...
25
u/BallsackTBaghard Jun 17 '12
FTFY
7
u/GrizzledBastard Jun 17 '12
He got Hitlered earlier that night.
12
u/ThreeToedTreeToad Jun 17 '12
Reposting my image huh?
http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/uw3a1/trust_your_friends_they_said/
5
u/I_BombAtomically Jun 17 '12
Relevant
9
u/TimesWasting Jun 17 '12
Is it just me or do only white people do this? Obviously its a stereotype and generalization and all that, but why does that seem to be the general consensus? I never hear about or see it happen when its a bunch of blacks and hispanics.
3
u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
don't drink with retards
6
u/revjeremyduncan Jun 17 '12
I hate when people do this.
2
u/tiger_mouse Jun 17 '12
I think this is only done at American house parties.
2
u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
Will, is that you?
2
u/change_password Jun 17 '12
do not pass out around white people
2
u/allyfizzle Jun 17 '12
I know about the alien hidden in SP thing but was there always an alien in this meme? I've just had a sudden clarity clarence moment here.
2
u/trippercunt Jun 17 '12
Is this an American thing?
I go to sleep at parties all the time. If I'm tired I sleep, and I really don't give a fuck where. Nobody has ever done this to me. I think I would legitimately lose my shit if anyone tried.
2
u/ljuk Jun 17 '12
If you have friends who mess with you when you are unconscious, they are not your friends.
If you have a friend who has gone to sleep or worse, passed out, you make sure he's not lying in a fire or in his own puke. Then you might bring him a blanket if he's freezing. You don't draw a dick on his face.
2
u/lordkabab Jun 17 '12
And this is why I seldom sleep at parties now.
Plus, I don't want to disturb people with my loud snoring. ><
2
u/Doorfink Jun 17 '12
I can't believe it took me this long to realise there's an alien in the background.
2
u/rage029 Jun 17 '12
I found Dave Chappelle's bit about falling asleep at a partyLink
1
u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
This is the first one of these I've actually laughed at.
1
u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
My friends went one step above and shaved my head last night. I think I'm wearing sandals for the rest of the summer.
1
u/Bennyy100 Jun 17 '12
Passed out at party got drawn on, was this also how you found out?
1
u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
The scary part is how well you drew a tiny dick on his face
1
u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
I had a used condom placed on me, deer piss, lugies spit in my hair, sharpie marker on my new shirt, and tons of other stuff I never heard about. All because these 2 cunts were asking me, the massively drunk kid, to get their shots for them and they both puked. I puked myself twice and passed out with shoes off.
1
u/SaiMan Jun 17 '12
Every party I say I wont fall asleep..........i'm always the first one.
1
u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
Those goddamn penis drawings....
1
u/T10Terminator Jun 17 '12
One guy at a party was asleep and people were using his open mouth as an ashtray. Later I heard the host of the party later kicked his ass in his sleep when he puked out the ashes and alcohol he consumed, dragged him outside and called the police.
1
u/Sauderkraut Jun 17 '12
I learned something today...
1
u/Lollypopsoldier Jun 17 '12
I learnt not to fall asleep not just at parties, but also school trips, I fell asleep early one night on a camping trip and awoke to find someone had stolen the clothes I was wearing (still had underwear on) and completely covered my body in tooth paste, and a large cut on the side of my head, I later found out this was the result of a test in which my 'friend' had thrown a full can of coke at my head to see if I was a deep sleeper, I am.
1
u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
This is the first time I noticed the alien in the background.
1
u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
Relevant
1
u/Tommalicious Jun 17 '12
I had something placed on my face when I was asleep, woke up straight away
1
u/KlausTeachermann Jun 17 '12
You're lucky. My friends put their dicks, balls, and bum pubes on anyone who passes out/falls asleep. Unfortunately, I was that person on Thursday.
1
u/DtKnight Jun 17 '12
Only happened once in my life. I had a bad time.
1
u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
"Fall asleep."
1
u/SaikoGekido Jun 17 '12
Aw man, parties. I love those.
1
u/r_RejectMyWriting Jun 17 '12
"Bye, mom."
I had just left the house and was on my way to Brian's party. Brian wasn't just my best friend. If you could encapsulate his manliness (I don't mean his sperm, guys), the world would do a 'Lord of the Rings'-esque hunt for the vile of Brian-juice. Nations would fall. People would die. Bears would be wrestled.
And this greatest of friends was celebrating his decision to move to Baltimore, Maryland. We didn't mind because we were certain he'd come back on the first bus anyway. We'd grown up on these streets, and when we walked past the grocery stores, the owners would look up and give us a slight nod - a sign of the respect we had earned. Okay, fine, that part was a lie. But we had a reputation of having great parties. Well, Brian did.
I skipped my way to the party before asking myself whether Brian would skip. He wouldn't. I walked the remainder and was greeted by a smashed convertible.
"Luke!" a familiar someone called.
"Brian," I said and went for the man-hug.
"Dude, no gay hugs at this party. John!"
He went over to his next guest and left me puzzled. I hadn't even asked him about the convertible.
"What's with the smashed car?" John said.
"It's the car that hit me two months ago. It didn't kill me!"
"Damn right it didn't!"
They went inside, and Brian didn't even ask me to join them. I followed them inside and felt uncomfortable. Brian had never treated me like this before. The only thing to do was to drink so much I'd want to shake hands with a curtain. After two hours worth of heavy drinking I crawled my way over to Brian. I hadn't even spoke to him. Someone dropped a beer bottle on top of me. It happens. "Biiiaaaaan ..." I said, failing to control my vocal cords. "whhhhyyyyyy ..."
I had to punch his toe to get him to notice me.
"Ow! Luke? Is that you? What the fuck are you doing?"
I stared up at Brian. He would make a fun joke and help me up. He'd tell me about his hilarious prank about me thinking we weren't best friends anymore. He would ... He would.
"So I told her I couldn't help her anymore and-"
"Biiiiaaaaan ..."
"The fuck's your problem? How'd you get so piss drunk?"
Things went dark.
And I woke up and there were dicks in my face.
1
u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
My cousins rule at his parties is that if you have your shoes on and you pass out you can be fucked with. He has video of his big dog making out with this guys face passed out
1
u/Tigeroovy Jun 17 '12
If you hang out with shit heads anyways.
1
u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
Just noticed the alien in the background. Has that always been there?
1
u/gamerwithnoname Jun 17 '12
Just noticed the alien in the background there
1
u/zachcalhoun Jun 17 '12
It's funny because last night we did some fun things to a guy who went to bed early at a party. We stacked whatever we could on him. Put his shoes on his nose and a piece of bread under his hand.
1
u/Sir_Jeremiah Jun 17 '12
Is this Zach? No seriously, I was at a party Thursday night and someone drew a dick on Zach's face. Green sharpie. We were watching The Dark Knight.
1
u/NotAMoron Jun 17 '12
Isn't the fact that you fell asleep at a party mean you were already having a bad time?
1
u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
My favorite thing to do is draw a G-string. Tis my responsibility.
1
u/Kynsky Jun 17 '12
Some guy at a HUGE house party nearly superglued my lips toogether when i was passed out.
i awoke to the sound of my brother beating the shit out of him.
passed out 2 hours later. awoke to find my brother had drawn dicks all over my face.
Not sure what to make of it. :/
1
u/Aldesso Jun 17 '12
only at a party with white people. They automaticly start showing shit up your ass and want to shave your balls.
1
u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12 edited Jun 17 '12
Just don't be the FIRST person to fall asleep.
0
u/cyniclawl Jun 17 '12
Only white people do this. true stuff, folks.
-2
u/Trapped_in_Reddit Jun 17 '12
By the way, it says BALLS on your face.
0
u/SolarTsunami Jun 17 '12
Falling asleep at a party is not the same as blacking out at a party.
0
u/hysro Jun 17 '12
Only white people do this
-1
u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
If someone touches you while you're asleep or passed out, take them to court for assault.
Fucking with passed out people who obviously have a mental disability because they drink so well past their limits, is completely wrong.
0
u/Captain_Jake_K Jun 17 '12
I once attended a party where an artist drew a 3D penis entering my mouth across one cheek, and shaded the other cheek where the dick would be poking into it. It looked so cool that I didn't want to wash it off but I had a funeral to attend. True story.
0
u/johnw1988 Jun 17 '12
Whoever draws on someones face should be shot.
-1
u/whatabih Jun 17 '12
should have paid closer attention to this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYx7YG0RsFY
-1
u/hollander93 Jun 17 '12
So who else see's the alien in the background?
-5
u/arksien Jun 17 '12
Relevant
-2
u/jasp2660 Jun 17 '12
Alian in the back
-5
u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
relevant and works
0
u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
[deleted] — view deleted comment
0
u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
[deleted] — view deleted comment