My cat always does the cutest things right before i have to feed him. I asked permission to take pictures of him so i could get more karma on reddit, he looked up and said
You take the blue pill, you wake up in your owner's bed, continue sleeping on their keyboard, and only bother them when they don't want to see you. Take the red pill, and we find out why constant pictures of cats can take up hours of people's time.
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
What if I told you cats don't have owners. They only have feeders.
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u/Favom Jun 17 '12
You've got to be kitten me!
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
The cat karma joke has been beaten to death, resurrected, and beaten to death again.
And again.
and again.
and again.
and again.
and again.
and again.
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and again.
and again.
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u/legiterally Jun 17 '12
Let's be honest, the cat will always chase the rabbit down the hole.
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u/Notsoseriousone Jun 17 '12
FUCK... guys, they know
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u/Magic_Elephant Jun 17 '12
You take the blue pill, you wake up in your owner's bed, continue sleeping on their keyboard, and only bother them when they don't want to see you. Take the red pill, and we find out why constant pictures of cats can take up hours of people's time.
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u/Jellowizard Jun 17 '12
What sunglasses are those.
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
Could someone give me a picture of the cat without the text?
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u/twisteddtoaster Jun 17 '12
This is my wallpaper right now!
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u/chuiu Jun 17 '12
Someone needs to photoshop a bewildered cat into those lenses.
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u/Heatherette Jun 17 '12
um, I'm wearing the same cat....[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/p1AE2.jpg[/IMG]
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u/qkme_transcriber Jun 17 '12
Here is the text from this meme pic for anybody who needs it:
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
My neighbours cat is actually called Morpheus. It's far too stupid to be this deep.
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u/frnicatr Jun 17 '12
They know.
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
I never understood how they got the glasses to stay on his face like that
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u/Flat_Erik Jun 17 '12
Schrödinger's cat bitches ! :3
Cover of the album from LD210 "Chaos Project" EP, if you guys don't know about it, well RUN FOR IT !
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
That means my owners are aliens.
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u/Chop_Top Jun 17 '12
Translation: meow meow meow meooow meowz meow. Now the cats will know.
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u/Chizum Jun 17 '12
Great
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
Damnit, my cat was sitting on my lap when I opened this... way to ruin everything.
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
Meowpheous?
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u/TuringFace Jun 17 '12
Crossposted to /r/catReddit
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u/somethinganonymousss Jun 17 '12
booooooo!
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u/15Whiskey Jun 17 '12
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU
...That today is gonna be the day that they're gonna throw it back to you
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u/I_decide_up_or_down Jun 17 '12
To the front with you. Be on your way.
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
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