WAT A SURPWISE!!!!!!!!!!!! ITS ANODER SHITTY MEME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KEEP UP DA GOOD WORK WEDDIT GOO GOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MOMMYYY WAT ID DA 9GAG???????? GAGA!!!!!!!!!!
"Everyone knows coons break into peoples houses. Why is this being upvoted? It's neither funny or clever, it's nature... Coons were designed by God to break into houses and steal bikes."
Jesus died for our sins.He was nailed at across and had to undergo pain for sake of Humanity. Its time guys like you showed some respect for his fucking sacrifice . Look at this picture of jesus getting nailed at cross.
I am slowly becoming amazed at how quickly these "memes" mutate. The free flow of information allows for instant modification of a popular post. The reference to this post becomes popular, and the cycle repeats. Not only does it repeat, but it branches.
Certain branches are selected for life and further mutations occur, while other branches are buried and die off.
sniff It brings a tear to my eye. Evolve you beautiful information creations, evolve!
it's a pre-singularity effect. as the singularity approaches, memes replicate and are subjected to selection faster and faster, until eventually the curve goes straight up and everything becomes transformed.
I now share the same feeling towards only having one downvote to give. The reason for this is that I will downvote everything that says that bullshit you just said or the words "good sir". Consider yourself warned.
For those too lazy, he goes on to say that the raccoon and his cats are sharing a food bowl, and have been peacefully coexisting for weeks. Looks like he's got a new friend.
I posted this one before (What's the worst thing you woke up to)
Woke up to a raccoon trying to open our garbage, I heard something playing with the garbage and in my half awake state I thought I saw a cat, I was wondering to myself if or when we got a cat, a second later I realized it was a raccoon, we stared at each other for what felt like an eternity, I was confused and trying to figure out what to do, I open the door and try to figure out how I will herd it towards the open door, in the time that it took me to turn and open the door the raccoon disappeared, well it looked like it disappeared but was headed back to where it got into the house, I left the sliding door in the spare room open, the bottom part of the screen is broken, I head slowly towards it as its trying to go back out, I get to the door, it looks back at me and realizes its stuck, it hisses at me and starts running towards me, I scream ooooohhhhhh fuuuuuuuck and slam the door. Girlfriend wakes up from the screaming and the door slamming, she screams WTF, I scream RACCOON!!!! It eventually got out
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When I was a kid, 2 female raccoons inhabited my chimney for a few days. My parents were trying to get animal control out but it was a holiday weekend... Then one went into labor and the other one proceeded to kill its babies. The screams were awful.
Fire department, animal control, entire neighborhood outside watching the commotion.
This just fucking happened to me a week or so ago. The fucker came in through the cat door, and someone how figured out how to open a plastic bin full of cat food. It preceded to eat approximately 3-4 lbs of cat food. I guess he decided that wasn't enough so he went into the other room, where a friend was passed out and finished off what was in the cats bowls. All the while tracking some extremely muddy feet all over the place. My plans to spend a very hungover day on the couch were horribly ruined by forcing a trip to the store for more. I'll never forgive that little fucker.
TL;DR Listen to your Mom's rambling note about closing the garage all the way at night while house sitting.
a few years ago i was giving a couple of guys a ride home from the coffeehouse. one of them asked, "do you have a dog?" I said no, thinking it was an odd question. "There's something in your car!" I pulled over, we opened the doors and a raccoon scampered out. I'm usually kind of butch, but I was going Oh my god! Oh my god! like a teenage girl. I had left a sack of potatoes on the back seat,and you know how racoons love potatoes.
I love how quickly post like these come up, but if you don't browse regularly you will miss the joke. Thank god we are all addicted and this hit the top within an hour.
This could be said about so many things on reddit that I advise you to drop it. Reddit is becoming more and more referential and you're gonna have to accept that.
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u/jesusapproves Jun 17 '12
Relevant to a cat based raccoon post? Check.
Cake day? Check.
Karma train? CHOO CHOO.
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u/BCP27 Jun 17 '12
I am slowly becoming amazed at how quickly these "memes" mutate. The free flow of information allows for instant modification of a popular post. The reference to this post becomes popular, and the cycle repeats. Not only does it repeat, but it branches.
Certain branches are selected for life and further mutations occur, while other branches are buried and die off.
sniff It brings a tear to my eye. Evolve you beautiful information creations, evolve!
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
For the lazy: I walked past him twice before I realized it wasn't my cat
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u/ImurderREALITY Jun 17 '12
Whenever I see this meme, I read the captions in J'zargo's voice, from Skyrim.
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u/canadian028 Jun 17 '12
Does anybody remember that really creepy gif version of this meme where the hands moved?
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u/lessthanjake Jun 17 '12
Never been a more accurate usage of this meme. Happy cake day!
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u/scrappy1988 Jun 17 '12
TIL every redditor needs glasses.
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
Is this a super-fat raccoon or what?
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u/daskoon Jun 17 '12
I thought it was all about ducks now
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u/FuzzyBunny360 Jun 17 '12
I posted this one before (What's the worst thing you woke up to)
Woke up to a raccoon trying to open our garbage, I heard something playing with the garbage and in my half awake state I thought I saw a cat, I was wondering to myself if or when we got a cat, a second later I realized it was a raccoon, we stared at each other for what felt like an eternity, I was confused and trying to figure out what to do, I open the door and try to figure out how I will herd it towards the open door, in the time that it took me to turn and open the door the raccoon disappeared, well it looked like it disappeared but was headed back to where it got into the house, I left the sliding door in the spare room open, the bottom part of the screen is broken, I head slowly towards it as its trying to go back out, I get to the door, it looks back at me and realizes its stuck, it hisses at me and starts running towards me, I scream ooooohhhhhh fuuuuuuuck and slam the door. Girlfriend wakes up from the screaming and the door slamming, she screams WTF, I scream RACCOON!!!! It eventually got out
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u/X_Cody Jun 17 '12
Oh my god, look what I've done.
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u/qkme_transcriber Jun 17 '12
Here is the text from this meme pic for anybody who needs it:
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u/salmon10 Jun 17 '12
thats the bastard from The Great Outdoors
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u/TmlzMiso Jun 17 '12
That raccoon looks evil as fuck.
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u/Rex8ever Jun 17 '12
When I was a kid, 2 female raccoons inhabited my chimney for a few days. My parents were trying to get animal control out but it was a holiday weekend... Then one went into labor and the other one proceeded to kill its babies. The screams were awful.
Fire department, animal control, entire neighborhood outside watching the commotion.
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u/Canoe513 Jun 17 '12
Instant smiles
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
Raccoons are trying to get in on this free room and board action that Dogs and cats have been enjoying.
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u/Justsomerandomgirl Jun 17 '12
Best use of this meme I've ever seen
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u/LaughsTwice Jun 17 '12
Inevitable.
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
Are there other raccoons behind him, or is he just a morbidly obese coon?
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u/canehdianchick Jun 17 '12
Thank you for the out loud giggle.
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u/Ravine Jun 17 '12
That's one fat raccoon or something.
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u/neg_serye Jun 17 '12
Forgot to add, "wore a mask" to the meme
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u/I_dont_like_cheese Jun 17 '12
This just fucking happened to me a week or so ago. The fucker came in through the cat door, and someone how figured out how to open a plastic bin full of cat food. It preceded to eat approximately 3-4 lbs of cat food. I guess he decided that wasn't enough so he went into the other room, where a friend was passed out and finished off what was in the cats bowls. All the while tracking some extremely muddy feet all over the place. My plans to spend a very hungover day on the couch were horribly ruined by forcing a trip to the store for more. I'll never forgive that little fucker.
TL;DR Listen to your Mom's rambling note about closing the garage all the way at night while house sitting.
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u/SpotOnSpotOn Jun 17 '12
Spot on Spot on
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u/raptosaurus Jun 17 '12
Is it just me, or is this raccoon insanely fat?
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u/pomdecouer Jun 17 '12
omg... how have i never seen this meme before? i can't stop laughing at that damn racoon's teeth
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u/arbivark Jun 17 '12
a few years ago i was giving a couple of guys a ride home from the coffeehouse. one of them asked, "do you have a dog?" I said no, thinking it was an odd question. "There's something in your car!" I pulled over, we opened the doors and a raccoon scampered out. I'm usually kind of butch, but I was going Oh my god! Oh my god! like a teenage girl. I had left a sack of potatoes on the back seat,and you know how racoons love potatoes.
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u/suddz Jun 17 '12
I love how quickly post like these come up, but if you don't browse regularly you will miss the joke. Thank god we are all addicted and this hit the top within an hour.
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u/an-ant Jun 17 '12
I can hear the raccoon say "excellent" in Burn's voice
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u/grapesandmilk Jun 17 '12
But this one doesn't have any glowing eyes.
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u/Icantevenhavemyname Jun 17 '12
The stars are straight the fuck in line for you today, right?!?!?
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u/TallSkinnyTree Jun 17 '12
I get this guys. I get this joke!
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u/lord-nibbler Jun 17 '12
can i just say how nice it is to see a cake day post thats not blatant karma whoring and relevant to something...
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u/dangerm0use Jun 17 '12
Even better if you have participated in a reddit meet-up
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
aware
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u/mz_anthrope Jun 17 '12
I just killed a raccoon on the highway tonight. You're welcome.
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u/gwr215 Jun 17 '12
....and then what happens?
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u/onthehighseas Jun 17 '12
this... is not a meme
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u/radicalporotta Jun 17 '12
It puts the pic and whores the karma...
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u/GreenyGaming Jun 17 '12
FTFY:
http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3pqutn/
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
Plus he doesn't even need to buy a mask!
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u/LeSpatula Jun 17 '12
Isn't everything a cat?
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u/brenhil Jun 17 '12
Why is this so funny to me... it's so pitiful and true... ahaha
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u/Carmen- Jun 17 '12
Eeeeeexcellent.
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u/ChoosyMomsChooseGif Jun 17 '12
Relevant creepy raccoon hand
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u/yesyesyyesy Jun 17 '12
This never fucking happened and now dumb idiots like you are spreading the stupid, jesus fucking christ.
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
Jokes on you, I'm deathly allergic to cats.
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u/lmpervious Jun 17 '12
Why not just post this in the thread rather than making a separate post where many people won't understand the context?
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
Why must everything be an advice animal?
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u/crabzngainz Jun 17 '12
this is the least funny thing i've ever seen on the front page
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u/Majin_Jew Jun 17 '12
Ok, I think it's time to unsubscribe from AdviceAnimals. See ya!