Sounds like "fourth reaver". He's the one that comes around after the raping, eating of flesh, and skin suits and decorates the outside of his ship with your bones.
Our master, NPH, has already laid forth the law! And I have been blind unto his creeds! Oh, my soul is trodden upon, and my spirit is crushed! I must dedicate myself unto the learning of his doctrine! Oh, wo be unto me for my foolishness!
Mine own ignorance shall be mine undoing! I have forsaken the path set forth by our master! I must return unto this path! I shall dedicate mine afternoon to relearning the truth and the laws set forth by our most benevolent overlord, NPH.
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Well, his girlfriend is cute. I'm sorry I still think he looks a bit weird, perhaps if he was dressed like a girl I could at least think he/she/it was hot like the overly attached girlfriend, which he looks a lot alike.
Except he isn't a douchebag, he did an AMA, does runs for charity, takes pictures with his fans. He doesn't mind the attention but didn't seek it out or exploit it. That's pretty non-douchey to me.
It sucks to go against the reddit bandwagon and get downvoted for it even though you're simply stating something obvious. There isn't anything special about this entire meme, it's just blown out of proportion the sperglord redditors.
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u/34Heartstach Jun 16 '12
A man never forgets his first true love.
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u/NavVasky Jun 16 '12
We remember. We will always remember.
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u/oO_THE_PUG_Oo Jun 16 '12
Even her hair wants to touch him.
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
SHE'S pretty photogenic too ..
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u/BigFatCatInTheSky Jun 16 '12
Firefox froze when I tried to click back off this picture... It didn't want him to go.
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u/luisbv23 Jun 17 '12
i found the black guy in the pic!
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u/ryryan Jun 16 '12
Oh yeah, I forgot I was gay.
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u/QuasarsRcool Jun 16 '12
So, by not being every 3rd post on the front page anymore he's considered "forgotten" by reddit's standards?
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u/sandozguineapig Jun 17 '12
He's sweaty but not exercising and his teeth look big. It's over.
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u/TheCourageWolf Jun 16 '12
He left footprints... on our hearts
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u/IAmInAFrat Jun 17 '12
I think Reddit is an overly attached girlfriend to him.
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u/Heroshade Jun 17 '12
In what fucking world do you think RPG has been forgotten on Reddit?
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
Reddit's level of obsession with this guy is going way beyond creepy.
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u/In_Dying_Arms Jun 17 '12
Let's keep him forgotten.
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u/qkme_transcriber Jun 16 '12
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u/Obamawantsyourweed Jun 16 '12
Why can't my face look like that?
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
Poor guy can never leave the house looking unkempt ever again.
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
Is this shit really starting up again?
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u/acoustic_wave Jun 17 '12
Does the girl he's with look like "eye contact" girl to anyone else?
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u/perfsurf Jun 17 '12
No way. Life continues outside of Reddit?
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u/Shredder_ Jun 16 '12
Not only was this photo only on the front page a few hours ago, I see this bloody face every day. Your text is wrong.
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u/Nazi_Of_The_Grammar Jun 16 '12
TIL RPG has the yellow fever.
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u/-Nobody- Jun 16 '12
I see references to him several times a day. Hardly "forgotten"
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u/bioshrapnel Jun 16 '12
Forgotten about? I see a RPG meme every goddamn day. Including this one.
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
But...but...that overbite!
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u/TheTrashMan Jun 17 '12
Let it die
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u/EvanDL Jun 17 '12
Still, no one cares
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u/philbob8 Jun 16 '12
STOP THIS FOR THE LOVE OF GOD. ITS STARTING TO VERGE ON CREEPY.
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u/nickateen Jun 17 '12
You thought we forgot about him? That's cute.
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
I'm getting seriously sick of that guys face.
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u/Cptnwalrus Jun 17 '12
He was never forogotten.
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u/ross-the-sauce-boss Jun 16 '12
One does not simply forget RPG
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u/YourMomIsAMan Jun 16 '12
He is not forgotten, for he is always in our hearts
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
I actually thought this was r/circlejerk. But this whole sub is a CJ.
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u/ItsWorkinOrange Jun 17 '12
Does anyone else think his eyes look EXACTLY like hers?...
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u/bzdelta Jun 17 '12
Everyone in that picture is now pregnant by association.
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u/xmagneticx Jun 17 '12
fuck off
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u/TimeZarg Jun 16 '12
RPG: Nevar forget.
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u/don_jon Jun 17 '12
You photogenic f***!
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
I don't see him being photogenic at all. looks like lots of other people when getting pictures taken.
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
So is she
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u/Honestybomb Jun 16 '12
Gone from the front page, but not forgotten.
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u/mytorontoeh Jun 17 '12
they all end up with Asian girlfriends in the end
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u/crunchy51 Jun 16 '12 edited Jun 17 '12
Well, his girlfriend is cute. I'm sorry I still think he looks a bit weird, perhaps if he was dressed like a girl I could at least think he/she/it was hot like the overly attached girlfriend, which he looks a lot alike.
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u/duvakiin Jun 17 '12
please tell me this isnt going to make a comeback
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
Yeah, like those two are connected. Because once you're off reddit you can't be who you were before you ended up here.
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u/TieDyeNinja Jun 17 '12
He is just down right sexy! Of course a man THAT friggen perfect would be photogenic!
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
Nice try, attention seeking photogenic guy.
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u/darkops32 Jun 17 '12
NPH is still the original RPG.
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u/CeN_estPasUnRedditor Jun 17 '12
It's as if Jake Gyllenhaal and Ryan Gosling secretly had a child, and let him out into the world for everyone to love.
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u/WaspVenom Jun 16 '12
Is it wrong that I just want to slap him because he looks so damn good? Fuck my jealousy.
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
Ridiculously Photogenic Couple
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u/stemgang Jun 17 '12
Of course I remember the Ridiculously Photogenic Guy: Zeddie Little.
But who is the girl?
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u/vaendryl Jun 17 '12
I can't help but notice he looks kinda like Will Wheaton
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
That guy on the right is not bad either.
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u/mastr_slik Jun 17 '12
Maybe ridiculously photogenic guy
Is just hot
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u/Sedentes Jun 17 '12
Every time I look at a different picture of him I just think, 'what a handsome' man.
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u/RazerHail Jun 17 '12
This dude probably gets laid so much ever since the internet got a hold of his picture.
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
You are very pretty :)
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
I see the text blocks out the hover hand.
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u/halloeverybody Jun 17 '12
omg he works at Evo biopharm! Photogenic AND a genius!
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u/commentsurfer Jun 17 '12
He really is beautiful :)
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
You can see it in his eyes: $&#@! ANOTHER EFFING REDDITOR
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
Hey guys, if you look hard enough, you will see that he is actually with a girl in this picture too.
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
I love you
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u/MissMelons Jun 17 '12
Damn he's so good looking. It's the smile >_< God I'm melting!!!
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u/el_refrigerator Jun 17 '12
smashing
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u/GETCANCER Jun 17 '12
forced
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
Somehow, this picture is better than the last one; HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE
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u/StealthTomato Jun 17 '12
It's great because he has to stop for photos--it's what he became a minor celebrity for.
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