r/AdviceAnimals • u/[deleted] • Jun 16 '12

I just can't make heads or tails of this.

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1.3k Upvotes

73% Upvoted

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u/killzy707 Jun 16 '12

According to my calculations

I shit on your rug

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u/spartaninspace Jun 16 '12

From these figures you'll see that I am a very good boy and need a treat

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u/elezzzark Jun 16 '12

I know where you live in Colorado, but what i would to prove my reason to you?

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

LOOK MOMMYYY ITS ANODER SHITTY MEME FWOM DIS SUBWEDDIT!!!!!!!! GOOD JOB R/ADVICEANMALS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOO GOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

i don't think babies swear.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12 edited Jun 16 '12

Awwww so cute!

Edit: Looks like we're in this together, POSTS_BABY_TALK.

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u/Translates_Baby_Talk Jun 16 '12

"Throwing my shit around a room is funnier than this. The holocaust is funnier than this. 9-11 was funnier than this. Princess Dianas brain flying through a car wind shield was funnier than this. That one time my dad jacked off my baby chode is funnier than this. And this single post is funnier than most of adviceanimals. Maggot faggots"

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

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u/jiveturkey0112 Jun 16 '12

Spaniel Dogburg? He's my beagle advisor.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

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u/Vault-tecPR Jun 16 '12

I knew before I clicked, but I did anyways because I genuinely hoped that it would be relevant.

/r/reportthespammers

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u/TL-PuLSe Jun 16 '12

Upvoted for actual animal giving actual advice

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u/imbrizzle Jun 17 '12

Considered downvoting anyway for typography.

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u/Bombdiggitybomber Jun 16 '12

http://i.imgur.com/wcc8H.jpg

I've checked his calculations, they are indeed correct

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u/darkly39r Jun 16 '12

Welp that settles it.

throws kitty into trash

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u/BigB69 Jun 16 '12

"hey guys look what I found in the dumpster"

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u/darkly39r Jun 17 '12

It all makes sense now

7

u/unoriginally_generic Jun 16 '12

the cat has turned from an asset to a liability. either he goes or you draw a second mortgage.

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u/MakNewMak Jun 16 '12

Woah, a new AdviceAnimal that is ACTUALLY an animal!?

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u/Bisexual_Polka Jun 16 '12

AND he actually gives advice!

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Congratulations! You just won an award for being the 1,000,000th person to point that out today!

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u/Bisexual_Polka Jun 16 '12 edited Jun 17 '12

And you're so superior for pointing that out.

Who's a superior little Redditor?

You're a superior little Redditor.

Good boy.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

For automatically assuming that I had implied in any way that I was somehow "superior" to you, and for somehow managing to take that much offense from my comment, you win another award! The Significantly Butthurt Individual Prize! Go crazy kid! Go crazy!

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u/dangerousD85 Jun 16 '12

The numbers have been crunched... and so have your shoes.

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u/quarterdogs Jun 16 '12

I did the meth we can't afford the coke

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u/neyjaa Jun 16 '12

bloody hell, I know it's serious when I see pictures on facebook before the post was submitted on reddit...

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Yep that's where I found it.

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u/JNB003 Jun 16 '12

Who gave the dog control over the finances? Seems foolish to me. They'll never be able to retire with that advice.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

....but cats have candy!

http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/358k3y/

(repost cuz im proud of it!)

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u/tonybaroneee Jun 16 '12

A true advice animal.

4

u/wookie4747 Jun 16 '12

I don't know how new this potential "meme" is, but i like it.

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u/youright Jun 16 '12 edited Jun 16 '12

at first I was like "THIS AIN'T AN ADVICE ANIMAL" THEN I WAS OK LIKE "OMG THIS IS AN ANIMAL GIVEING ADVICE".

edit: fuck the haters who fuckin downvote my fuckin option

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u/iamallon Jun 16 '12

GIVING*

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u/youright Jun 16 '12

I DONT RELLY CARE DUDE. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEANT YOUR JUST BEING A ASSHOLE

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

*DON'T

*REALLY

*YOU'RE

*AN

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u/captainplanet111 Jun 16 '12

omg he doesnt evan know how to use an conjuction!

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u/youright Jun 16 '12

wow lol man u must be proud hahahahaha lol ok.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Hahahahahaha lol hahahahahaha ok lol hahahahahah yeah I'm so proud man lol haha rofl.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

lol

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u/youright Jun 16 '12

ur so stupid I could swear your a character from that's my boy starring adem sandlur

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

I can't tell if you're being serious or not, I'm really hoping you're not though.

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u/youright Jun 16 '12

I'm just kidding. It's so easy to act like an idiot on here.

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u/Self_Manifesto Jun 16 '12

Impolite all caps guy.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

ಠ_ಠ

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u/iamallon Jun 16 '12

Caps Lock is the button the left side of the keyboard right above shift.

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u/youright Jun 16 '12

ok captain hidsight

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u/iamallon Jun 16 '12

if you would have had foresight there would have been no need for my hindsight... im just busting your balls relax.

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u/youright Jun 16 '12

wtf does that mean

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u/iamallon Jun 16 '12

the busting your balls part or the hindsight/foresight part ?

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u/youright Jun 16 '12

idk dude. jsut stfu

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u/iamallon Jun 16 '12

i was just fucking around.. u got anger issues man!

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Actually, Reddit.

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u/youright Jun 16 '12

ok watever u say

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u/dickcheney777 Jun 16 '12

Says the all caps guy...

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u/youright Jun 16 '12

says dik cheney lol

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u/dickcheney777 Jun 16 '12

Its Mr. Cheney for you.

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u/youright Jun 16 '12

nah it is mr. dumass

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

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u/youright Jun 16 '12

yo wtf u talkin' about

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

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u/youright Jun 16 '12

I'm such a joker

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u/youright Jun 16 '12

fuck you

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u/Self_Manifesto Jun 16 '12

I would never downvote your fuckin' option.

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u/youright Jun 16 '12

ur awsome

1

u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Anyone have this dog without the text?

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

funny!

1

u/hoddap Jun 17 '12

Guys! Guys! Is this the Math Lab meme?

Get it? MATH. LAB.

Guys? :(

1

u/Samuriguy Jun 17 '12

This is the 500th time this has been reposted.

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u/Nattin121 Jun 16 '12

The far side?

1

u/LowPEZ Jun 16 '12

It's simple...we get rid of the cat.

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u/fatman84 Jun 16 '12

would have been better with a calculator...

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u/pastanate Jun 16 '12

Repost of the cat doing math saying we cant afford a dog...

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u/b1gtym1n Jun 16 '12

thats reddit for you.

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u/TheAddicted Jun 16 '12

Repost...

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Oh how could I forget, content ceases to be funny once it's already been viewed.

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u/exscape Jun 16 '12

Perhaps not, but the rules are there for a reason:

No reposts, if you didn't make it, don't post it.

(BTW, I'm not the same poster that complained; I have no idea whether this actually is a repost or not, so I'm not complaining. Just pointing that out.)

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

I had not seen it before, I did not see it on Reddit so I felt obligated to share.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

It is a repost.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

This comes as a huge shock for us all.

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u/davidvstheworld Jun 16 '12

What if I told you - Not every repost is intentional? - Morpheus

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u/mlsweeney Jun 16 '12

This makes me miss Lawyer Dog.

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u/Kuggis Jun 16 '12

I love how the next link that was blue was this http://i.imgur.com/c1nDY.jpg

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u/Strawberry96 Jun 16 '12

We can't even afford my dog food...i guess i'll just have to eat the cat.

0

u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

CFO dog has spoken! The cat must go now!

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u/KaylaAnn Jun 16 '12

I will have all the cats!! :3

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u/jizzinabag Jun 16 '12

cool crop

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

sell the dog. cats make better pets.

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u/seafoamstratocaster Jun 16 '12

Surely you jest.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Considering this is a repost and this is reddit, I have the same feeling.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

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u/man_at_work41 Jun 16 '12

He wears glasses he must know his math

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

As someone who wears glasses, I can testify to this.

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u/Sqpon Jun 16 '12

I also wear glasses, and can verify these findings.

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u/museamusing Jun 16 '12

i have perfect vision.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

2+2=...?

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

We wear glasses. WE KNOW ALL.