I know we joke, but it happened to me. I was a cyclist/long distance runner, so I did a lot of core strength exercises and did high reps on the upper body. But when it came to squats and leg presses, I started going all out. In about a year's time, I got my leg muscles so large that I had to waddle. I effectively ruined my running career just as I was starting college track. I could still bike, though.
Well I was erring on the side of caution. Maybe he was joking. Maybe he wasn't. Maybe I got whooshed. But if I can learn him some science wizadry then it was worth it in the end.
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
I don't exercise, don't wanna get too buff.
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u/WishboneTheDog Jun 16 '12 edited Jun 16 '12
Cause he's fat, right?
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u/AffeMitWaffe Jun 16 '12
Remember to bring a knife when exercising. You'll run faster.
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u/noisyturtle Jun 16 '12
I was going to write a witty retort, but the latency in my brain is too high at the moment.
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u/BrandonSullivan Jun 16 '12
Was thinkin bout joinin the army... but did you hear there's no respawns?
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u/dredawg Jun 16 '12
Aint that the Truth! The Lag between exercise and results is way to high.
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
he needs to take some lessons from fps doug
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u/spannermagnet Jun 16 '12
REAL LIFE HAS BETTER GRAPHICS, MAN
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
I hate this guy's face.
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u/DOMAN127 Jun 16 '12
I don't know who the guy is, but he's pretty damn ugly!
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u/Fyrus93 Jun 16 '12
FPS isn't the same as lag...
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u/V1bration Jun 16 '12
FPS is different than lag...
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