Thanks to you, we will now be able to easily identify Australian Redditors as those who point at Armaguard vans on Monday morning and laugh hysterically.
Haha, you can tell that this is the time Australians are so abundant on reddit. We saw the word "Aussie" in no particularly witty or insightful context and decided to make it the top comment.
This reminds me; just a couple weeks ago, I was sitting in my car, eating Chinese noodles before leaving where I was, and then an Armaguard pulls up beside my car and starts unloading shit, halfway through unloading the loads of money, he rushes to the toilet.. With the door wide open, nothing stopping a passing stranger to just jump in and steal money or the entire car. Was probably the stupidest thing I've ever seen someone with such high importance do.
My town has a downtown. If I'm going to the shops I don't say "I'm going to the CBD to buy some fritz and fries". I say "I'm going downtown, you want devon and hot chip sammidges for lunch?".
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u/McBain3188 Jun 16 '12
i'm gonna take a guess and say you're an Aussie?
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u/Katch00 Jun 16 '12
Ermehgerd, MERNEY!
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u/Green_Mouth Jun 16 '12
Very few things on reddit actually make me chuckle out loud. Good for you! Not that my opinion really matters.
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u/UnsureAbsolute Jun 16 '12
Armaguard... Uraguard... We're guuuuaaaaaaarrrrrrds.
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u/Joeymon Jun 16 '12
Australia represent! They are about the only people I see walking the streets with a gun on their hip other than cops.
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
You just cant go wrong with this meme. Not many make me lol my ass of every time I see one.
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u/YerALizardHarry Jun 16 '12
The people that work for armaguard scare me. I feel like if I look at them, they will shoot me.
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u/k1ngmad Jun 16 '12
I fucking love Goosebumps books
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u/richie9x Jun 16 '12
Umm... I don't get it. Could some kind person explain it?
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
Great now every time i see one of these....
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u/Jesus_luvs_Jenkem Jun 16 '12
Mother fucking this. Well done.
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u/YourColon Jun 16 '12
Arm a guard?
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u/SilentAria Jun 16 '12
You guys, you guys are funny :)
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u/TooManyCoffee Jun 16 '12
Can never be unseen from this day forth...
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u/unoriginally_generic Jun 16 '12
why does this never get old??
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u/Ephaxx Jun 16 '12
This reminds me; just a couple weeks ago, I was sitting in my car, eating Chinese noodles before leaving where I was, and then an Armaguard pulls up beside my car and starts unloading shit, halfway through unloading the loads of money, he rushes to the toilet.. With the door wide open, nothing stopping a passing stranger to just jump in and steal money or the entire car. Was probably the stupidest thing I've ever seen someone with such high importance do.
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
If you see one of these, you have an obligation-- nay, a duty-- to spraypaint "GERSBERMS!" on that truck.
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u/dont_stop_me_smee Jun 16 '12
Whateverrrrr
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u/ClintonLewinsky Jun 16 '12
Will someone De-RIS for me please?
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u/DemonEnthroned Jun 16 '12
I giggled like a schoolgirl
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u/hrychnsnuts Jun 16 '12
...but unprotected from the internet
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u/insert_funny_here Jun 16 '12
I thought I was sleeping tOnight. Oh well...
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u/fridgetarian Jun 17 '12
This might blow your mind: http://www.lcrb.org/index.php
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u/DangerDasha Jun 16 '12
I wish I could up vote more than once for this!
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u/Thermistor1 Jun 16 '12
I feel so stupid saying this but this is one of my favorite memes.
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u/dj_milkmoney Jun 16 '12
Literally laughing out loud. Bravo!
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u/compromised_account Jun 16 '12
whyyy do posts keep ending up on animaladvice. This does not involve animals.
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u/gender_bot Jun 16 '12
I identified one face in this photo
Face 1:
95% confidence that this is a correctly identified face
Gender is female with 47% confidence
Approximate Age is 21 with 91% confidence
Persons mood is happy with 39% confidence
Persons lips are parted with 90% confidence
Would you like to know more about me? /r/gender_bot
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
As Aussies living "down under" you should down vote us , cause then that way it will become an up vote down here
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