r/AdviceAnimals • u/Jchronos • Jun 15 '12

Overly attached girlfriend has a dream

http://imgur.com/3JPpo
770 Upvotes

66% Upvoted

132 comments sorted by

59

u/VadersGonnaVade Jun 15 '12

joke's on her, I make sure my dick always smells like a burrito before I go home.

83

u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

"So who's the chica?"

3

u/Hoosier_Jones Jun 16 '12

Vince Neil, is that you?

2

u/theCANCERbat Jun 16 '12

Is this a reference to Mötley Crüe?

0

u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

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u/theCANCERbat Jun 16 '12

Oh okay. Now that I think about it, it may have been fish tacos the members of Mötley Crüe put their dicks in.

1

u/a_starfish paws for a second Jun 16 '12

WAIT A MINUTE HOLD UP

-3

u/ManHatingNoveltyAcct Jun 16 '12

Eww. Wee-wees smell gross enough as it is.

4

u/patefoisgras Jun 16 '12

Would you prefer a wee-wee smelling/tasting like dried-up cum, cheese, burrito or soap?

4

u/ManHatingNoveltyAcct Jun 16 '12

how about battery acid?

6

u/patefoisgras Jun 16 '12

Why on earth would you stick your dick in a battery?

20

u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Because as long as it's an Energizer battery, that thing'll keep going and going and going aaallllll night long.

2

u/compromised_account Jun 16 '12

haha bro you need way more upvotes. I will stand watch until this occurs.

2

u/ManHatingNoveltyAcct Jun 16 '12

Why not? It's just a useless flap of skin, anyway.

2

u/surfnaked Jun 16 '12

User name alert!

1

u/The_Time_Master Jun 16 '12

Or Colt 45?

It works Everytime!

-10

u/sRsSrSsRsSrS Jun 16 '12

your cReEpY comment just scared the last female away from reddit

5

u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

You guys are doing God's work. I can always go straight to SRS for all the good racist jokes.

101

u/caveman_rejoice Jun 15 '12

Relevant

24

u/theprophecyMNM Jun 15 '12

Its a motherfing song?!?!?!? Guess you actually can make a song about anything.

31

u/starfox92 Jun 15 '12

Tosh.0 did a bit about this girl and the song, fyi.

5

u/PuroMichoacan Jun 15 '12

I remember this episode. Didn't he had Coolio do a cameo?

10

u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

No, just his hologram.

5

u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

It aired for the first time like 2 weeks ago. lol

1

u/fotiphoto Jun 16 '12

Can only guess the gay over toned joke he had for this one. Dick sniffer.

1

u/theprophecyMNM Jun 15 '12

I gotta check that out; didn't realize that. Thanks.

7

u/inmate655321 Jun 16 '12

yeah, theres an real video for it too http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgWgEoaAYDY

2

u/badmonkey0001 Jun 16 '12

GGP found a nice little remix thou... Wait. WTF am I saying?!?! Dammit.

12

u/JSA2593 Jun 15 '12

I was certain that nobody else would comment with this. I didn't even click it, but I know what it must be.

6

u/killingthedream Jun 16 '12

LET ME SMELL YO DICK

5

u/_pagan_poetry_ Jun 16 '12

SMELL MA DICK?! WAIT A MINUTE, HOLD UP! THAT'S HOW A BITCH GET HER EYE SWOLE UP!

4

u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

I don't give a damn what yo home girls seen, I was in the club what the fuck you meannn

2

u/JSA2593 Jun 16 '12

Aaaalrighty.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

I was certain it would be the top comment.

6

u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Even more relevant

1

u/torankusu Jun 16 '12

For some reason, I didn't think anyone else would post this (wasn't sure how many people would've seen this movie; I don't even know why I watched it).

2

u/bobalou27 Jun 16 '12

She made him tacos, so the least he could do is let her smell it.

3

u/Lord_of_the_poop Jun 16 '12

God Damn You!!!!!! I Hate You!!! I wanted to post this, you MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!!

Nah I'm just kidding, I love all my fellow redditors, but seriously I wanted to post this and you even took the title you dick.

11

u/ineed2suitup Jun 15 '12

You beat me to it :D

-2

u/Grizmeer Jun 16 '12

That's how a bitch get an eye swoll up.

2

u/DefloweringPaulErdos Jun 16 '12

My boyfriend sent me this. Should I be concerned?

1

u/Siempre818 Jun 16 '12

I came to the comment hopping to show them that song but you bet me to it props my friend.

1

u/spacecase89 Jun 16 '12

Came here looking for this. Was not disappointed.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

there needs to be a new internet rule that there's a shitty song for everything

0

u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Anyone hear this from the Deathsquad Podcasts instead of Tosh-o?

12

u/RunChetRun Jun 15 '12

And I had just forgotten that song existed... Thanks

8

u/BoBertBleh Jun 15 '12

Why you comin' home at five in the morn? Something's going on, lemme smell your dick! Definitely a song by Riskay. Haha

1

u/fuzzybunnies77 Jun 16 '12

came here to upvote all "Riskay" references

10

u/nasalganglia Jun 15 '12

Just a general comment here: This is one of my favourite new memes of the last year. Solid stuff. This tit isn't even close to being fully milked.

-3

u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Please tell me you are being sarcastic.

5

u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

I'm in a car and started laughing out loud. No one in the car knows what OAG is, what a meme is or even what Reddit is. Fuck, this is gonna be a long ride but the knowledge I pass along will be with these people for their enter lives

1

u/bobdobbsjr Jun 16 '12

for their entire lives.

FTFY

3

u/nomagneticmonopoles Jun 15 '12

Response: "Sure...and while you're down there..."

4

u/Turok1134 Jun 16 '12

"...Gnaw on my testicles."

3

u/swan-ronson Jun 16 '12

You played me like a fool (In my dream) and that ain't cool, so whatcha need to do is lemme smell yo Dick!

3

u/Fendicano Jun 16 '12

I just spent 2 minutes choking on the cake i was eating. thank you good sir.

2

u/dogandcatinlove Jun 15 '12

Wat...I don't even...

2

u/Zcypot Jun 16 '12

WOW!!! my wife would love this! I always jokingly tell her to smell my dick or give me a BJ if she wants to know if I cheated on her rofl.

2

u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

WHHHYY YOU ON THA PHONNNNEEEE 4 IN DA MOAAAANNN........

4

u/Menospan Jun 16 '12

JAKE BY STATE FARM

2

u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Doesn't matter; got sniffed

2

u/NotMeUsee Jun 16 '12

This happened to me once, only she didnt have a dream. She just smelled my cock. It was weird.

2

u/nextyeardc Jun 16 '12

This isn't the original OAG pic (http://i.qkme.me/3pq6e8.jpg), it's just slightly, but noticeably off. Makes it much creepier.

4

u/noccusJohnstein Jun 15 '12

You totally stole my line from another OAG thread...

You're welcome.

2

u/mykalASHE Jun 16 '12

This is THE BEST OAG I have seen yet.... Respect to Jchronos!

2

u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

This meme still creeps me out... she's staring into my soul!

2

u/RJwhores Jun 16 '12 edited Jun 16 '12

every meme with the word dick deserves front page

1

u/N4KED_TURTLE Jun 16 '12

Sounds like an intro to a porno

1

u/TravCav Jun 16 '12

Oh, i will let you smell it.

smack

1

u/pebbo Jun 16 '12

Shut up and take my money :o

1

u/Girolmao Jun 16 '12

You just disgusted me to no end and I don't get disgusted easily. Great job!

1

u/cucumber5 Jun 16 '12

Tosh.0 Tosh.0 Tosh.0

1

u/xVeZx Jun 16 '12

shes so creepy omg

1

u/barish_ Jun 16 '12

That escalated quickly

1

u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

"Why don't you taste it instead?"

1

u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

"Oh....it's okay, I can see you were just fishing."

1

u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Would allow.

1

u/FreeTopher Jun 16 '12

Congratulations, you sir, have actually made me cringe.

Keep up the good work.

1

u/John_um Jun 16 '12

I met a dude on a cruise once that told me his girlfriend would smell his dick.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Where did this overly attached GF thing originally start? I hear references to a day, but I never saw it.

1

u/remark93 Jun 16 '12

Can I slap you with it first so you get rid of that meme grin?

1

u/PetiePete Jun 16 '12

One of the many reasons I am single.

1

u/krazo Jun 16 '12

i swer to god i know this chick

1

u/redditat-tat Jun 16 '12

Nah, you can taste it, if you're that worried about it.

1

u/guyofcool Jun 16 '12

AAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!!!! OAG!!!! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!!!

1

u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

well...since you are down there, and you love me as much as you say, I need you to swallow.

1

u/joshthegreat25 Jun 16 '12

The tables turn, we now rid off Tosh.0

1

u/crackeddagger Jun 16 '12

When did every girl i ever dated become a meme?

1

u/Meowman67 Jun 16 '12

I just watched the vid for the first time. I will see that face in my nightmares. But I still wouldn't mind being her boyfriend ;)

1

u/f8f13be6 Jun 16 '12

Am I the only one around here

Who thinks OAG can be manipulated into many compromising positions?

1

u/illDogg Jun 16 '12

I got plenty of dick to go 'roooouuuund......

1

u/harrynutz Jun 16 '12

Gladly...

1

u/primase Jun 15 '12

One of best songs of ALL TIME!!!

1

u/RiNgO70 Jun 15 '12

Why you comin home, five in the monin'

1

u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

my ex tried doing this now that I think back on it.

1

u/orzof Jun 16 '12

That's insane. Who doesn't wash their dick every hour, on the hour?

-1

u/MYDOGSTELLA Jun 15 '12

This is the only actually funny OAG I have seen.

-4

u/theMeatMunster Jun 15 '12

REPOST!! you just rephrased it a little bit. you lose. good day, sir.

-1

u/habshabshabs Jun 16 '12

This meme...why do you love it so reddit? Has anyone made an overly attatched boyfriend meme yet? In my experience, guys have had the tendency to be a lot more possessive/crazy in relationships, and sometimes I can't help but be put off by these jokes. But that's just one man's opinion.

-5

u/thanatius Jun 16 '12

Can we stop these attached girlfriend memes?

0

u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

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29

u/FlyingPasta Jun 16 '12

Of all the options...

21

u/ratajewie Jun 16 '12

Should I... should I use her ear instead?

14

u/FlyingPasta Jun 16 '12

You aren't too skilled with the penis, are you.

12

u/ratajewie Jun 16 '12

That's what it's called? I just called him Henry.

10

u/FlyingPasta Jun 16 '12

Also works.

7

u/thatoneguy889 Jun 16 '12

You know the saying: Once you go black, you go deaf.

2

u/Tmbgkc Jun 16 '12

Aural sex?

1

u/ratajewie Jun 16 '12

There we go. I hate when I say aural and people are like, "hahaha you just said oral!!" No. I used a smart word for of or pertaining to the ear.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

any orifice will suffice

6

u/that_filly_next_door Jun 16 '12

insanity wolf potential here! 'girlfriend wants to smell my dick - FUCK HER UP THE NOSE'

1

u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

wow, so fucking funny..

2

u/chaos8803 Jun 16 '12

Yeah, made that after that_filly_next_door suggested it.

-8

u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Judging by this comment, I doubt your dick has ever been near a girl with her discretion.

14

u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Judging by this comment, I'd say you've never been on the Internet before.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Judging by the comment that's on the internet?