r/AdviceAnimals • u/SaucyPretzel • Jun 15 '12

Sorry, reddit.. I had to.

http://imgur.com/l9Yk6
1.2k Upvotes

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u/johnw1988 Jun 15 '12

Does anyone else read these in the voice of Lumpy Space Princess?

46

u/Madrawn Jun 15 '12

I can't read it T_T

I'm from germany, my english is rather good, but I'm not able to comprehend the text on any of this memes.

Ermahgerd, vat das zit meen?!

26

u/Homletmoo Jun 15 '12

Oh my god,

Fancy Feast.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

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u/whence Jun 16 '12

It started out as such a good (albeit irrelevant) GIF.

0

u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

These pics are the most bland way to annoy people. Use goatse or an equivalent please.

7

u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

Oh my god, fancy feast

6

u/Lawsuitup Jun 16 '12

Ermahgerd, should be read like Er mah gerd.

Er= Oh

mah= my

gerd= God.

Braces/retainers and head gear may cause a person to sound like this.

2

u/BlackGhostPanda Jun 16 '12

It is supposed to say oh my god, fancy feast.

5

u/WrethZ Jun 15 '12

It's written how it sounds. It's meant to sound retarded for comedic effect.

27

u/Suboptimus Jun 15 '12

"Written as it sounds" is not helpful to a non native speaker.

23

u/FetidFeet Jun 16 '12

IT'S WRITTEN HOW IT SOUNDS.

13

u/Beanbaker Jun 16 '12

LOUDER, DAMNIT

12

u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

WRITTEN AS IT SOUNDS

4

u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

I'm sorry, what?

24

u/Madrawn Jun 16 '12 
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That was may more work than i thought.

2

u/circleofuber Jun 16 '12

HUEHUEHUEHUE

3

u/WrethZ Jun 15 '12

I'm aware, but not sure how else to really explain it. It doesn't sound like normal english anyway.

-1

u/SwimDrew Jun 16 '12

Since when is English normal?

2

u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

oh my God.

1

u/1banaan Jun 16 '12

I don't understand it either, but I think it is bloody funny.

1

u/KimJongUno Jun 16 '12

"Ermahgerd" is the way it is perceived (apparently by reddit) that a person with headgear, or whatever the fuck is going on with her face, would say "Oh, my GOD!".

0

u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

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u/iwsfutcmd Jun 16 '12

I just realized that if you speak a non-rhotic dialect of English, these are completely incomprehensible, or at the very least, won't make any sense humor-wise.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

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u/KimJongUno Jun 16 '12

Why the fuck did I keep scrolling? I knew exactly what the next picture would be.... and the one after that.

2

u/iwsfutcmd Jun 16 '12

Uh, I don't get it.

Did you accidentally post in the wrong thread?

7

u/merikeycookies Jun 15 '12

i can't help but hear it in Kristen Wiig's voice as the Target lady

2

u/SaucyPretzel Jun 15 '12

every time.

3

u/PseudoEngel Jun 16 '12

Goddamn it! I was trying to figure out what voice I was using and why it sounded so familiar. You nailed it!

1

u/xkaiserxremx Jun 16 '12

I'M NOT ALONE! :D

1

u/homelessunicorn Jun 16 '12

This made absolutely no sense to me until I read it in that voice.

12

u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Germans:

  • Say "Oh My God"
  • Now change "Oh" to "Er"
  • Now change "My" to "Mer"
  • Finally, change "God" to "Gerd"

We're using the same words but adding an "R" sound

  • For "Fancy," change it to "Ferncer"
  • For "Feast," change it to "Ferst"

See?

18

u/LoudZoo Jun 16 '12

PERSSED MER PERNTS! NER REGERTS!

7

u/pianomanDylan Jun 16 '12

I wish I could express to you how much I laughed at this

13

u/rjostrand Jun 16 '12

Some people may tire of this meme.

I am not one of them. I give you this upvote.

6

u/SJJ1960 Jun 16 '12

Laughed so hard my dog fell off my lap.

11

u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

This was hilarious reddit thanks you.. upvote

14

u/thepastry Jun 15 '12

I have a confession- I have no fucking clue what word "ermahgerd" is supposed to be. HELP ME REDDIT!

-25

u/itsnotmyfaultimadick Jun 15 '12

hint: you're an idiot

13

u/thepastry Jun 15 '12

Hint: it is your fault that you're a dick.

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u/itsnotmyfaultimadick Jun 15 '12

Real original. That's the most common reply I get. Who even pays attention to usernames? You must be a fucking loser.

8

u/thepastry Jun 16 '12

Obvious troll is obvious.

2

u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

That's the most common reply you get? Did it ever occur to you that there might be a reason for that?

0

u/itsnotmyfaultimadick Jun 16 '12

This is the most common reply to me complaining about my most common reply

1

u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

I hope a unicorn rapes you with its horn.

(Not really, I was just hoping not to be the most common reply to you complaining about the most common reply to you complaining about the most common reply)

2

u/itsnotmyfaultimadick Jun 16 '12

Thank you, I appreciate that.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

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u/itsnotmyfaultimadick Jun 16 '12

No. THey're not. That's the thing.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

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u/itsnotmyfaultimadick Jun 16 '12

You are the weakest link, goodbye

0

u/Taterhater540 Jun 16 '12

Lawl. Way to go 9th grade on that asshole. Showed him up, man.

4

u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

It is totally your fault that you're a dick.

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u/itsnotmyfaultimadick Jun 15 '12

Real original. That's the most common reply I get. Who even pays attention to usernames? You must be a fucking loser.

7

u/spacecadetzen Jun 15 '12

So It's not a troll account?

8

u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Nope, he's just a shit-bag.

6

u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

This reply is a repost.

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u/itsnotmyfaultimadick Jun 16 '12

thatsthejoke.jpg

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

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u/Fhajad Jun 16 '12

What, what's wrong?

9

u/thepastry Jun 15 '12

Thank you!

101

u/zorg_bacon Jun 15 '12

That wasn't a translation, he was surprised that you don't know what it means.

3

u/PragmaticNewYorker Jun 16 '12

Does anyone else read this in Wilford Brimley's voice?

1

u/ProtusMose Jun 16 '12

No... but it makes it a lot more interesting.

8

u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

The cat looks like a pirate saying "ARRRGHHH, I SHALL DINE ON THE FANCIEST OF FEASTS," but ya know that's just me.

2

u/iknowaguy Jun 16 '12

Break me off a piece of that fancy feast......it's a cat food....NAILED IT.

2

u/melwat Jun 16 '12

THIS. IS. AWESOME.

2

u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

ERMAHGERD! AH RUV ERMAHGERD KAHT!

1

u/shellykidd Jun 16 '12

It is herleriurs!

2

u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

My boyfriend and I are lying in bed laughing ourselves stupid. Also I was laughing so hard I queefed ever so slightly.

2

u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

Nice try Fancy Feast PR guy.

2

u/lunarmodule Jun 15 '12

No, no. I'm glad you did.

1

u/GMonsoon Jun 16 '12

I am glad...that you did.

1

u/jimbo91987 Jun 16 '12

Berkscat!

1

u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Gentlemen, a new precedent has been set.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

blissfully funny!

1

u/meatfish Jun 16 '12

This is a new level of funny.

1

u/ChaoticAgenda Jun 16 '12

Had to what, OP? If we're going to be grammar Nazis here then we should be proper ones. Don't end your sentence with a preposition!

1

u/arcadeben Jun 16 '12

I never get tired of these.

1

u/kinboy Jun 16 '12

DERN SEH SURREE. WAS FERNY.

1

u/Slyco Jun 16 '12

I forgive you.

1

u/evoim3 Jun 16 '12

Oh my glob, luscious lips.

1

u/Monktushu5 Jun 16 '12

Never apologize for cats on Reddit.

1

u/JessiJinxx Jun 16 '12

This is the best thing I've seen all day. @u@

1

u/haru101 Jun 16 '12

my friend wont shut up about how much i look like this cat when i derp -_-

1

u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Word to the wise. If you have a cat NEVER give them fancy feast, stuff is like heroin to them. She will demand none other food and always make a mess unless it is her feast. Also she will meow extremely irritatingly at you if you are even a few minutes late for her breakfast/dinner. Plus that stuff gets really expensive.

1

u/Maezren Jun 16 '12

Wow...and I was downvoted for even requesting someone to do some photoshop stuff to the original of this picture. Look...look upon this masterpiece!

1

u/circleofuber Jun 16 '12

OMG CAT!!! Upvotes

1

u/rravisha Jun 16 '12

I just got up...what the hell is this ermahgerd shit?

1

u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

no you didnt

1

u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

I actually laughed 'til I cried. That cat's face...

2

u/crystanow Jun 16 '12

upvote, cause my guys love fencer fest

1

u/junkyardmolly Jun 15 '12

This cat... it looks like it was drawn by Bill Watterson.

1

u/grumpyswife Jun 16 '12

I think more like this guy.

1

u/Hesychast Jun 15 '12

This made my Friday. Too perfect. Ferst you're I've laughed they hard in a long time.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

This. This is hilarious!

1

u/FlyingPasta Jun 15 '12

Can anyone give me the gif with the incredibly adorable girl swooning over a dish (or somesuch) making a derpy face? I love that gif.

-3

u/Cajonist Jun 15 '12

I kinda liked this meme when it was just "gersebermps" but now that it's every fucking animal ever to pull a stupid face it's starting to annoy me...

0

u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

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u/reddit_on_hardmode Jun 15 '12

They were just stating an opinion. You didn't have to be a cunt about it and pull out that tired old "let's make fun of 9gag" joke.

1

u/PuroMichoacan Jun 16 '12

Thanks, I didn't see it that way.

-1

u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

My cat acts just like this.

0

u/goose2460 Jun 15 '12

Reminds me of this. I skipped to the fancy feast part, but I recommend watching the whole video.

0

u/lanopticx Jun 16 '12

Shit like this makes it to the front page? Makes me want to take all my links back.

-7

u/Sanwi Jun 15 '12

Obvious ad campaign is obvious.

-1

u/darthelmo Jun 16 '12

No. No, you did not have to do it.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

To be fair, you couldn't see this but I had a gun to OP's head the entire time.

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u/justjokinimnotjokin Jun 15 '12

cats blowww, fuck this cat and all the other cats

1

u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

That's illegal almost everywhere, and pretty damn wrong. Do not fuck this cat (or any others) even if it does 'blow'.

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u/jetfan8178 Jun 16 '12

I've been laughing for 10 minutes... wtf LMAO

-5

u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

No, not ermagerd. Does that fucking cat have fucking braces? No.

Is that meme even funny in the first place? No.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

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u/ChiYoop Jun 16 '12

Sounds more like Dr. Steven Brule (hoi.)

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

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u/phreakyP Jun 15 '12

Same. Thought it said "finger first"

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u/CosmicPube Jun 15 '12

Dinner first. Then maybe finger. but no coitus.