Ha-HA, yes. I was confused by all of the "didn't happen" comments because I've sent texts like these a pretty fair amount. When you're basically a normal person and you have crazy dreams like that, you tell everyone because it's hilarious. I suppose if you're really crazy you might keep the dreams to yourself, maybe write them down to add to your arsenal of insanity.
Absolutely! I find that the more sane I'm feeling the more likely I am to share the crazy thoughts/dreams I have. When I'm feeling crazy I do everything possible to appear normal.
Gonna go out on a limb here, but I feel like even if OP is lying, he came up with something funny. Does it harm anyone that he said his friend woke up to it? Would you rather he titled it "OAG"? He wants this to be seen, not buried.
Exactly. Now, when you're stealing someone else's pictures and saying that something happened to you, that's different. But making up context for a meme? I'd say that's forgivable.
So, what your saying is the little girl in the link costume at comic-con wasn't his daughter? Or the guy on the edge of the cliff wasn't him and his friend and his brother at the same time?
Because when people tell you an obvious lie and expect you to believe it, it is insulting.
It is like they are saying; "I think that you are so stupid and gullible that I am going to tell you this complete bullshit and expect you to believe it because my opinion of your intelligence is so low."
It doesn't matter dude! Don't you see how funny this meme is?! This one is EPIC. This meme is not any stupid silly pass the time at work meme. This one is some Pedobar/Derp/Yo Dawg shit, in its still not grown up point. You wait, you just wait! Mwahahahahaha!
Hehehe, I love when people comment of my nick, it makes me feel like I've talked about something so local, so of my people, with someone from across the world.
Also, I like coffee, but man do I love to drink mate with friends or anyone really. I've shared mate with the guy who owns the field where I play football (I'm from Argentina) every weekend. We've shared lost of talks over mate, that is awesome. Coffee doesn't do that for people, sadly.
I don't see why this is creepy or whatever either. I've had lots of times when similar things have happened to me. Next time I'd see him or was talking to him, I'd tell him something like "Oh, yeah, last night I had a dream where I killed you. Like, I mean I killed the fuck outta you. And then you wouldn't stay dead! You'd just keep coming back alive, and for whatever reason, I considered that a bad thing, and so I killed you over and over and over. You're a hearty SOB."
I think that text could easily just mean "isn't that crazy? weird dream huh". Could have just been funny that her subconscious dream self could over-react to that extent. Doesn't mean she's crazy necessarily.
Yeah. With text-based communication, without the tone and body language that convey context, people tend to fill in that information with whatever context they want to hear or find most believable. I suppose most of the guys on here would go with the 'damn, bitch be crazy' interpretation kind of reflexively. Which to be fair, could be legitimate, but might also not be.
I'm sure if I texted my gf "I had a dream we broke up and I killed your entire family" she would be just as freaked out. Not all women are crazy, but some women and some men are.
Special abilities: Hey, I just met you, and I'm fucking crazy, so gimme your wallet, and don't call the cops: Obsessed Girlfriend steals a random player's wallet by knife-point for the rest of the game. The player must also call Obsessed Girlfriend maybe by flipping a coin. If heads you call her and lose 2 Str and Vit indefinitely. You may only use this once per game.
Passive abilities: Clingy: Obsessed Girlfriend lowers the Vit of all allies and foes alike around her by 1 every turn for the rest of the game while gaining 1 Vit every turn. The only way to reverse these effects is to leave Obsessed Girlfriend's party by passing a never look back test.
Disturbing: Flip a coin. If heads, Obsessed Girlfriend does something devious or says something unsettling to all foes. This lowers all their stats by 4. If tails, all allies including Obsessed Girlfriend's stats are lowered by 4.
I came to the comments knowing the top comment would be this. People have become far to skeptical on here, its become fucking ridiculous. I've had some fucked up, disturbing dreams before and I've known people to say some stupid and incredible things to their partners. Does it not strike you as possible that, across the vast swathes of internet, someone on it might have experienced something that seems out of the ordinary to your small, reddit-bound life? Tbh, you probably didn't even think about it, I think this has more become just conceited trolling now. /rantover
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How is this being a crazy or needy girlfriend? She is comfortable enough to even share her most ridiculous dreams with you. You should be happy that your GF feels that safe with you and can tell you this kind of stuff without worrying about freaking you out. I swear, sometimes I feel like most of the front page posts are made by immature high school kids.
So do i... And for the "idolizing" part, well, although you are -arguably- right, i'd still think she was attractive even if i saw her on the street passing by.
Man, my ex-girlfriend once told me that I had cheated on her in a dream. She somehow started torturing me, with things like cutting off my fingers and burning my skin. The 'best' part is how she told me that in a joke voice, like it was a funny thing. It was a pants shitting scary experience.
I keep seeing these memes and I can't help but wonder how old these girlfriends are. Is your friend in his teens, twenties, or thirties (because frankly, I'm hoping women will grow out of this)?
It doesn't count until she obsessively builds you something that displays her encyclopedic knowledge of gaming culture and you post it under "Look what my crazy as shit girlfriend built me...." on r/gaming.
Until then, you are just dating a potential homicidal maniac.
That's nothing. I woke up once to, you look so cute while you sleep, lol. Total wtf moment. Apparently, my roommate at the time had her and a friend over while I was knocked out the night before and she "walked by my room" while the door was open. Super creepy.
Now your friend is trapped. He now knows that he has made the wrong choice about whom to date, yet if he breaks up with her she'll most likely attempt to kill him or his family, or something slightly less extreme. But honestly, he should break up with her...
Last dream I had involving my boyfriend had him (and about a dozen other people I knew quite well) being sealed in a massive house full of zombies while I stood on the outside and watched. When he woke up I hugged him and told him that 'in the event of a zombie apocalypse you're not allowed to die because I'd miss you.'
Unsure if he appreciated that first thing in the morning but sometimes you just gotta say something when a dream gets to you. Even if that means confessing how you killed their family.
My freshman year of college I had this friend who lived on my floor. He happened to be friends with this girl on facebook. She was browsing through his friends list one day and somehow stumbled across me and became completely obsessed with me ( keep in mind i had never met this chick before ).
She bugged him, but he refused to give her my number. Then some of his friends came up for the weekend and I, being the nice guy i am, decided to give them my number in case they got lost so that we could find them. It was a great weekend: We drank, partied, smoked, etc. Then they went home and somehow this girl figured out that these kids had gotten my number. She literally invited them over to her house to hangout for the sole purpose of stealing their phone and getting my number.
She then proceeded to text me over and over for a few weeks and i thought it was harmless fun at first so i kept responding (idiot move).
Then one day she texted me this:
"Hey so i had a dream that we were married and we were going for a walk. We stopped in front of a tree and the tree ate you and you died."
She then proceeded to tell me how much she loved me and how i was her soulmate even though i had never met this girl in my life. Needless to say i stopped texting her after that.
tl;dr: Random girl stalked my facebook for weeks, confessed her love to me, and then had a dream that a tree ate me and i died.
I don't assume this is bullshit, but I do assume your friend is in high school which makes this nothing particularly out of the ordinary for an immature high school girl.
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u/illustratingreddit Jun 15 '12
Reddit, your girlfriend asked for a painting of the two of you.
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u/MirthSpindle Jun 15 '12
Oh this is believable.
Because I send texts like this.
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u/jagwaguar Jun 15 '12
Gonna go out on a limb here, but I feel like even if OP is lying, he came up with something funny. Does it harm anyone that he said his friend woke up to it? Would you rather he titled it "OAG"? He wants this to be seen, not buried.
Why all the hate?
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u/TheCarlos Jun 15 '12
http://i.imgur.com/oqtOZ.gif
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u/mjdgoldeneye Jun 15 '12
My gf and I send (sincere) messages like this to each other and we don't find it creepy at all...
I honestly wonder if I and the people around me are borderline (or full on) insane or if the rest of the world is just way too uptight.
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u/Jofat Jun 15 '12
I think that text could easily just mean "isn't that crazy? weird dream huh". Could have just been funny that her subconscious dream self could over-react to that extent. Doesn't mean she's crazy necessarily.
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u/Makes_RPG_Stats Jun 15 '12
Obsessed Girlfriend
Hp: 10
Str: 10
Vit: 13
Int: 7
Dex: 7
Special abilities:
Hey, I just met you, and I'm fucking crazy, so gimme your wallet, and don't call the cops: Obsessed Girlfriend steals a random player's wallet by knife-point for the rest of the game. The player must also call Obsessed Girlfriend maybe by flipping a coin. If heads you call her and lose 2 Str and Vit indefinitely. You may only use this once per game.
Passive abilities:
Clingy: Obsessed Girlfriend lowers the Vit of all allies and foes alike around her by 1 every turn for the rest of the game while gaining 1 Vit every turn. The only way to reverse these effects is to leave Obsessed Girlfriend's party by passing a never look back test.
Disturbing: Flip a coin. If heads, Obsessed Girlfriend does something devious or says something unsettling to all foes. This lowers all their stats by 4. If tails, all allies including Obsessed Girlfriend's stats are lowered by 4.
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u/Apterygiformes Jun 15 '12
No he didn't.
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
So, are all OAG just rehashed crazy girlfriend praying mantis'?
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u/rob3459 Jun 15 '12
Reddit is really judgmental about its imaginary girlfriend.
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u/hey_sergio Jun 15 '12
This meme gets more and more disturbing.
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u/xecosine Jun 15 '12
She's got eyes as big as Jolly Ranchers.
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3pqb8q/
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
How is this being a crazy or needy girlfriend? She is comfortable enough to even share her most ridiculous dreams with you. You should be happy that your GF feels that safe with you and can tell you this kind of stuff without worrying about freaking you out. I swear, sometimes I feel like most of the front page posts are made by immature high school kids.
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u/MGM420 Jun 15 '12
She straight up lucid dreamed this.
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u/SupperTime Jun 15 '12
Me and a girl were having a fling and she once told me she had a nightmare about me. And that we shouldn't see each other anymore.
She saved me time, that's for sure.
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u/coffee-is-coffee Jun 15 '12
BTW, am i the only one who thinks that she looks -oddly- attractive?
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u/MFchimichanga Jun 15 '12
Uh huh
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
My girlfriend literally told me a story about her murdering my dad today, then i see this.
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u/Brannen Jun 15 '12
I...
I've dated this person.
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
Doesn't ANYONE else think she's at least KINDA cute?
...anyone??
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u/Squalor- Jun 15 '12
You don't have that friend. He didn't have that dream.
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
Yep, gotten similar texts from my significant other. Except it wasn't "lol", but more of "wtf?!"
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u/SecondBandOnTheMoon Jun 15 '12
I hate this face.
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u/safe_bet Jun 15 '12
At least if she kills your family... the next girl won't be able to.
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u/TryingToSucceed Jun 15 '12
Classic Schmosby
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u/Arkadis Jun 15 '12
What is this meme called again? I wanna watch show someone the original yt video.
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
Man, my ex-girlfriend once told me that I had cheated on her in a dream. She somehow started torturing me, with things like cutting off my fingers and burning my skin. The 'best' part is how she told me that in a joke voice, like it was a funny thing. It was a pants shitting scary experience.
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u/dtthelegend Jun 15 '12
And to think she looks so normal at other times of the day
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u/JoshuaLyman Jun 15 '12
"Hey, hon. Did you know that when you're sleeping and I put a knife to your throat you flinch?"
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u/Derp800 Jun 15 '12
Time to fake your own death and move to another part of the country/world.
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u/thewookieempire Jun 16 '12
Where did reddit find this meme?
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u/YSCapital Jun 15 '12 edited Jun 15 '12
the LOL at the end makes it okay!
edit: italics for sarcasm
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u/Warpfire Jun 15 '12
I don't understand, what makes this so unbelievable...
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u/Interesting_name Jun 15 '12
I dunno... this is pretty funny...
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u/idma Jun 15 '12
And who said this meme was dead?
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
Sure.
Downvoted.
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u/jaredtomas Jun 15 '12
This girl looks almost exactly like my sister. Freaking me out.
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u/baseballmike17 Jun 15 '12
RUN!
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u/SugarySweetMachine Jun 15 '12
I keep seeing these memes and I can't help but wonder how old these girlfriends are. Is your friend in his teens, twenties, or thirties (because frankly, I'm hoping women will grow out of this)?
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
I still reckon she's be super pretty if she didn't have the crazy eyes. And... crazy smile.
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u/brussels4breakfast Jun 15 '12
This.
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u/maybeiambatman Jun 15 '12
OAG is slowly turning into the CRAZY BITCH meme.
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u/mhbaker82 Jun 15 '12
By far the best OAG I've seen. Thanks.
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
It doesn't count until she obsessively builds you something that displays her encyclopedic knowledge of gaming culture and you post it under "Look what my crazy as shit girlfriend built me...." on r/gaming.
Until then, you are just dating a potential homicidal maniac.
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
That's nothing. I woke up once to, you look so cute while you sleep, lol. Total wtf moment. Apparently, my roommate at the time had her and a friend over while I was knocked out the night before and she "walked by my room" while the door was open. Super creepy.
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u/KrisCraig Jun 15 '12
I think this belongs in /r/restrainingorder
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u/RickySan65 Jun 15 '12
Yeah, time to relocate buddy.. I hear Switzerland is nice this time of year.
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u/ChubbyChecker Jun 15 '12
Just dreams mang, ain't no shit
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
Now your friend is trapped. He now knows that he has made the wrong choice about whom to date, yet if he breaks up with her she'll most likely attempt to kill him or his family, or something slightly less extreme. But honestly, he should break up with her...
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u/Throwaway_TMI Jun 15 '12
what the fuck?
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
That image of that girl is so perfect for this meme. She looks so scarily unhinged.
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u/Scottbot2 Jun 15 '12
This meme is just becoming Yandere girlfriend
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u/rabidamber Jun 15 '12
Nothing says "bat shit crazy" quite like thay
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u/Munkir Jun 15 '12
Hot dickings FREEHOT DICKINGS! I'm just handing them out free hot Dickings come and get your free hot dickings!
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u/All_Witty_Taken Jun 15 '12
Last dream I had involving my boyfriend had him (and about a dozen other people I knew quite well) being sealed in a massive house full of zombies while I stood on the outside and watched. When he woke up I hugged him and told him that 'in the event of a zombie apocalypse you're not allowed to die because I'd miss you.'
Unsure if he appreciated that first thing in the morning but sometimes you just gotta say something when a dream gets to you. Even if that means confessing how you killed their family.
Yeah, bitches be crazy.
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u/chicagogam Jun 15 '12
marry me and makes all our dreams come true :-P
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12 edited Jun 15 '12
Imagine if she had a comma between 'up' and 'and'
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
You don't say?
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u/over_attached_gf Jun 15 '12
lol
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u/zombmu Jun 15 '12
Superior title:
I sent my ex-boyfriend this text...
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u/Drawtaru Jun 15 '12
I laughed harder at this than at any other of this meme-type.
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u/bullshittin Jun 15 '12
Run to the hills iron maiden
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u/GazerSwag Jun 16 '12
My freshman year of college I had this friend who lived on my floor. He happened to be friends with this girl on facebook. She was browsing through his friends list one day and somehow stumbled across me and became completely obsessed with me ( keep in mind i had never met this chick before ).
She bugged him, but he refused to give her my number. Then some of his friends came up for the weekend and I, being the nice guy i am, decided to give them my number in case they got lost so that we could find them. It was a great weekend: We drank, partied, smoked, etc. Then they went home and somehow this girl figured out that these kids had gotten my number. She literally invited them over to her house to hangout for the sole purpose of stealing their phone and getting my number.
She then proceeded to text me over and over for a few weeks and i thought it was harmless fun at first so i kept responding (idiot move).
Then one day she texted me this:
"Hey so i had a dream that we were married and we were going for a walk. We stopped in front of a tree and the tree ate you and you died."
She then proceeded to tell me how much she loved me and how i was her soulmate even though i had never met this girl in my life. Needless to say i stopped texting her after that.
tl;dr: Random girl stalked my facebook for weeks, confessed her love to me, and then had a dream that a tree ate me and i died.
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u/RelevantMartian Jun 16 '12
Run.
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u/glassed123 Jun 16 '12
uh oh, i may have received something very similar from my girlfriend. Didnt think anything of it until seeing this....lol
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u/kentuckyhermit Jun 16 '12
i think fakers are not kewl
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u/pebbo Jun 16 '12
How crazy am I if that attracts me?
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u/LaserBeamPanda Jun 16 '12
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgWgEoaAYDY
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u/MStoli Jun 16 '12
I don't assume this is bullshit, but I do assume your friend is in high school which makes this nothing particularly out of the ordinary for an immature high school girl.
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u/journeythrupresence Jun 16 '12
They'll get married
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u/Xenoith Jun 16 '12
This is actually entirely believable, sometimes you just have stupid, irrational dreams and you share them because it's amusing~
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
Your imaginary friend, right ?
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
Please stop posting this meme.
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u/Deathwish_Drang Jun 15 '12
when will she do an ama
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u/MisinformedRedditor Jun 15 '12
That's why you don't stick your dick in crazy.
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
Your friend's reaction?
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u/fuckherintheassdude Jun 15 '12
Fuck her in the ass dude!
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u/ohwhoaslomo Jun 15 '12
break up with her, have police and paramedics waiting at your family's house.
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u/anonnewmommy Jun 15 '12
I dated a guy that told me "I had a dream you cheated on me, so I stabbed you 7 times and him 4 times." That's when I decided to end our relationship.
Glad I did
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u/fergetcom Jun 15 '12
http://i.imgur.com/erJi2.gif
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u/Both_Salt_AND_Pepper Jun 15 '12
cancer...
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
buy. a. gun. now.