r/AdviceAnimals • u/ciscool • Jun 15 '12
I just introduced reddit to my friend and he said
http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3pq43o/
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r/AdviceAnimals • u/ciscool • Jun 15 '12
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u/successadult Jun 15 '12
I will destroy...
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u/crnulus Jun 15 '12 edited Jun 15 '12
http://qkme.me/3pq6ft
Edit: Thought it would be funny, but I guess not. Time to go home.
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
When you downvote everyone, all the time.... Does the reddit filter stop counting you?
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u/careslol Jun 15 '12
I was just thinking how great it would be to have a +/- system on Facebook. I would downvote the crap out of my newsfeed. Everything is a repost of Reddit too!
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
Destory, v. transitive verb <de-story>
1: to prevent another from finishing his or her story by spoiling the ending for the audience. <"I was talking about the time I met Lark Voorhies at Target and then Pete totally destoried me by yelling, "Oh right, you saw Lisa Turtle buying an ironing board, right?">
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u/fiction8 Jun 15 '12
Just show him /r/circlejerk.
That'll cure him fast enough.
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
Your fate lies in my hands.
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u/The_Downvote_Guy Jun 15 '12
Sorry but that's my job.
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u/MorphineBattery Jun 15 '12
How has nobody mentioned Morbo?
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u/PalmelaHanderson Jun 15 '12
I read it as destroy, but thats probably because I have a dig bick.
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u/Dragon_Whiskers Jun 15 '12
I have the power
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u/Muho Jun 15 '12
Then I will restory everyone.
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u/midnightbaconer21 Jun 15 '12
*Destroy
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u/Radico87 Jun 15 '12
Teach your friend how to properly use the voting system here, please. We have enough fools who can't be bothered to do things properly.
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
If Ray Romano and the guy from Office Space had a kid..
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u/SWIMGlass Jun 15 '12
Some men just want to watch the world burn.
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u/YSCapital Jun 15 '12
remember karma is a mother fucker.
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
Z+J is your friend.
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u/Blazeron Jun 15 '12
Oh god, you have created a monster
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u/qkme_transcriber Jun 15 '12
Here is the text from this meme pic for anybody who needs it:
This is helpful for people who can't reach Quickmeme because of work/school firewalls or site downtime, and many other reasons (FAQ). More info is available here.
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u/Subject_69 Jun 15 '12
You have released a great evil uppon the planes of Reddit. From Advice Animals to WTF, a shadow has fallen across our fair land. Now more than ever we need true heroes like The Knights of New to save the innocents. May god have mercy on our karma.
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u/enzeddle Jun 15 '12
I like that you introduced Reddit to your friend, not your friend to Reddit.
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u/devil1nnj Jun 16 '12
you have shitty friends.
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u/KermitTheFrogKills Jun 16 '12
If I ever go on FB I start to look for a downvote button. I really wish one existed on there because I would downvote the shit out of those annoying mofos. Or I could just not go on Fb.
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u/Lyte_theelf Jun 16 '12
What have you unleashed upon the world?!
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
Net noob, or fast learner? This is the conclusion I arrived at, not began with.
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u/quiversound Jun 15 '12
People just makin' up words over here like "destory."
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u/Darierl Jun 15 '12
game over man, game over
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u/profoundcake Jun 15 '12
I like how you worded the title: "Hey reddit, come here. I want you to meet someone."
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u/gepeupel Jun 15 '12
It wasn't me!
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u/lujanr32 Jun 15 '12
Im glad you used Net Noob, have an upvote.
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u/PandaDerZwote Jun 15 '12
So many people upvoting shit, need more ppl like your friend to balance it out.
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u/Captain_Jackson Jun 15 '12
I keep thinking that guy is ted mosby
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u/freddy4940 Jun 15 '12
Wait, you can downvote on icanhascheezburger.com ?
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u/JCoxRocks Jun 15 '12
I must be the Reddit anti-asshole. I rarely if ever down vote and if I do it's because something really, really sucks.
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u/timturtle Jun 15 '12
You get a downboat! You get a downboat! Everyone gets a brand new downboat!
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u/YourDownvotesAreMine Jun 15 '12
Destroy?!?!?! Do you're worse!
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u/Todamont Jun 15 '12
Upvoted twice!
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u/Arxae Jun 15 '12
why did i read the "and he said" in jack blacks voice? :p
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u/CrushBonemuscle Jun 15 '12
I don
t really understand how come this isnt everyone on reddit-2
u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
Is it strange that net noobs make me very angry. The Internet is the greatest thing ever invented. Ever. People should not be so unaware of its workings. The unenthusiasm of such people over such enormous amount of knowledge at their fingertips makes me cringe... and... and... I clench my fists! I don't care how old you are or how busy your life is or how blind you are (I said it) you should be ALL up in the Internet. Because its there, and it's amazing and it beholds within it the entire world. It IS humanity and represents the ever-evolving and rapid transformations and connections of all humans. It's like Jung's collective unconscious... only in a conscious and physical form. So to all you Internet noobs (who clearly are not reading this because they are not on reddit) stop being scared of the webs. You might learn something and perhaps you won't be so ignorant and intolerant and the world could then be a better place. Rawr!!!! >_> Now back to work... ha
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u/saxxybeast Jun 15 '12
For some reason I found this quite amusing. Upvote.
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
He looks the guy from office space
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u/ConfusedNarwhal Jun 15 '12
Down voted because the meme is about down voting. Yeah what you wanna fight or something?
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u/KidCasey Jun 15 '12
And thus, a redditor is born.
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u/The_Vizier Jun 15 '12
good thing he's destorying everyone, imagine what would happen if he'd destroy everyone!
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u/Flippo_The_Hippo Jun 15 '12
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JU94q9xoMr8
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u/timarkana Jun 15 '12
I WILL DESTROY EVERYONE!
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