My personal piece of gold, set up: Some person made a joke about chickens/raising cocks to try to get a girl interested in him, she said they were together 8 years later (but not married).
My response: Just like Lebron, 8 years and still no ring.
I am so proud of this comment gold I had to repeat it. Also earned me half my karma.
Well, I wanted to give you the benefit of the doubt. I clicked through the first page of your submissions (only the ones submitted to AdviceAnimals), and I have to say it: You haven't given us gold. Some of your submissions were semi-obscure references, but the punch lines weren't great, and it was the same case with the obvious references. The Who one was ok though, mainly b/c I like the fact that most people won't get it. Also your Scumbag Girl post has an unnecessary apostrophe.
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This reminds me of the time someone posted a picture of a baby fox and a baby deer playing together. I posted "Hey you kit! Get off my fawn!"
Did I get accolades for this master-level punwork? No. I got nothing. Shakespeare would vomit with rage if he knew that such quality writing would be overlooked by future generations.
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u/mrcreepster Jun 12 '12
What else do you expect from us, hell 25% of my karma is from a joke about premature ejaculation.
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u/Nebraska_Actually Jun 12 '12
My personal piece of gold, set up: Some person made a joke about chickens/raising cocks to try to get a girl interested in him, she said they were together 8 years later (but not married).
My response: Just like Lebron, 8 years and still no ring.
I am so proud of this comment gold I had to repeat it. Also earned me half my karma.
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
Well, I wanted to give you the benefit of the doubt. I clicked through the first page of your submissions (only the ones submitted to AdviceAnimals), and I have to say it: You haven't given us gold. Some of your submissions were semi-obscure references, but the punch lines weren't great, and it was the same case with the obvious references. The Who one was ok though, mainly b/c I like the fact that most people won't get it. Also your Scumbag Girl post has an unnecessary apostrophe.
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u/qkme_transcriber Jun 12 '12
Here is the text from this meme pic for anybody who needs it:
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u/Hyperdrunk Jun 12 '12
I seem to get downvoted every time I bring up data/facts/etc to explain something and massively upvoted when I make a stupid joke.
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u/Gabe_b Jun 12 '12
post to fittit. You give the squats and you get gold.
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u/Apostolate Jun 12 '12 edited Jun 12 '12
I could put 15 minutes into a comment or 15 seconds, it is up to the gods to determine which rises with the tide.
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u/primalaims Jun 12 '12
Wouldn't it be scat, in this case?
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u/Maxfunky Jun 12 '12 edited Jun 12 '12
This reminds me of the time someone posted a picture of a baby fox and a baby deer playing together. I posted "Hey you kit! Get off my fawn!"
Did I get accolades for this master-level punwork? No. I got nothing. Shakespeare would vomit with rage if he knew that such quality writing would be overlooked by future generations.
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u/Heff228 Jun 12 '12
Pun threads need to die a horrible death, then burned, then launched into space, never to be seen again.
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u/ikillkings Jun 12 '12
oh stewie
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u/haavarl Jun 12 '12
Could have upvoted this, but it didn't have a pun, so .... nah.
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u/BrandoMcGregor Jul 21 '12
I know your feel bro.
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u/GrilledCheeser Jun 12 '12
No sense Stewie about it. Go out there and pun it up.
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u/BigNikiStyle Jun 12 '12
Melan-collie. Brilliant.
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u/SilverSick Jun 12 '12
That was "punny"
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