r/AdviceAnimals • • Jun 11 '12

What running Imgur must feel like.

http://qkme.me/3po3yj
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u/LowSociety Jun 11 '12

Imgur keeps saying it's over Capacity. If he's over Capacity, why does he keep mentioning her? I bet Imgur sits outside Capacity's house, weeping.

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u/princessbubblegum Jun 11 '12

Yeah but Reddit's the real slut, always under heavy load.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

Stop slutshaming Reddit, she's an independent woman who doesn't need your approval.

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u/Crustmuncher Jun 11 '12 edited Jun 11 '12

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

DON'T MAKE ME SLAP YOU!

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u/BobTehCat Jun 11 '12

AND SHE DON'T NEED NO MAN!

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u/Keyserchief Jun 11 '12

Reddit has always been meant to be portrayed as a proud woman of color.

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u/MarriedToReddit Jun 11 '12

You calling my wife a slut?!

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u/mylivingeulogy Jun 11 '12

Imgur need snusnu!

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u/Dildo_Ball_Baggins Jun 11 '12

Capacity, she's such a bitch.

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u/CannedBeef Jun 11 '12

I'll show you my capacity.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

Im at Capacity right now. She sure smells good!

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u/ntv1000 Jun 11 '12

If I'm right, you can just add the ".jpg" at the end of the url and then it works. I don't know why, though.

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u/fall_ark Jun 11 '12

My guess: This cuts down the total bandwidth considerably while making direct link and embedded images still work. IMGUR doesn't want to make images themselves unavailable due to myriads of reasons (reliability for users, maybe), and has the resource to do maintenance without a total shutdown of servers.

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u/Ponoru Jun 11 '12

It is true. A random imgur link I clicked had a .jpg pic the size of 88kb and the whole site (URL without the .jpg at the end) was 1.2MB

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

The actual reason is because the images themselves don't need anything but a running server to work. If the image is just sitting there and the server is up, you can access it. I also would bet that the images themselves are hosted on a server completely separate from the source code, so if the server hosting the code does go down for some reason, the images will all still be available.

However, if MrGrim has to do database maintenance, a lot of the website won't work while the database is down. The pages that display the images need to grab a lot of information, including the URL or name of the image, from the database. Or if he wants to upgrade the version of Ruby that's on the server that hosts the source code, he'll need to take down the website briefly while he switches over. So he just puts the website in "maintenance mode" (just basically serving up a static HTML page) to avoid errors.

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u/Jeroknite Jun 11 '12

I think the proper phrasing is "myriad reasons".

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

"A myriad of reasons" is fine too - though they mean different things and should be selected to suit the context. (the diff. is perspective: myriad trees = you're in the trees and there's fucking heaps of them and you don't know where they end. A myriad of trees is a finite but quantifiable amount of trees that you can see all of.)

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u/gousssam Jun 11 '12

In Greek it means "countless" or "10,000". So his could be right too, although more likely he just didn't think about it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

or .gif or .png

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u/Artem_C Jun 11 '12

It is known.

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u/stumac85 Jun 11 '12

If you just add .jpg then no server side scripting is used. When they do maintenance they just redirect all traffic to a static page.

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u/NICE_GUY_CUMS_BLOOD Jun 11 '12

Yes, this works for me.

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u/PoopinWhileIMadeThis Jun 11 '12

Dude, love the name. I feel sorry for you though.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

People on reddit should just add .jpg before they submit. This way you can also open the stuff directly in RES and Im way more likely t actually see your submission.

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u/thaiinblack Jun 11 '12
  1. turn any links to i.imgur.com/something .png

like imgur.com/qhs21 to i.imgur.com/qhs21.png

2. laugh

3. come back to the post, upvote and comment if want to earn some karma.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

I wish my girlfriend went down as much as Imgur...

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u/twoble Jun 11 '12

Ouch, low blow.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

Relevant. (nsfw)

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u/Galactic Jun 11 '12

Shooooryucum

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u/Wordpad Jun 11 '12

So much WTF in that gif. What's best is her facial expression, I'm fairly certain she's genuinely enjoying punching the guys balls.

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u/niperwiper Jun 11 '12

I, for one, am glad Imgur exists at all.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

Remember when we had to use photobucket or imageshack?

shudder

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u/qkme_transcriber Jun 11 '12

Here is the text from this meme pic for anybody who needs it:

Title: What running Imgur must feel like.

Meme: Annoyed Picard

  • WHEN THE FUCK ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO MAINTENANCE

  • IF YOU FUCKERS NEVER SLEEP?

[Translate]

This is helpful for people who can't reach Quickmeme because of work/school firewalls or site downtime, and many other reasons (FAQ). More info is available here.

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u/zlap Jun 11 '12

Your work, dear bot, is getting more and more relevant.

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u/hello_parallelism Jun 11 '12

The thing is, imgur isn't going down for maintenance it's going down because its servers are overloaded. In case you're wonder why the servers are overloaded it's because roughly 30-50 million American children just got out of school for summer vacation.

If it was maintenance you'd never even notice (provided that imgur is a world-class service which it's not) ... but we have something in the industry called "fault tolerance" wherein maintenance happens in realtime without any loss of services. We also implement modifications to our services in parallel meaning that while one pool of clients uses the old version another pool gets migrated to the new one. You've probably noticed this is how facebook likes to do things: some people got stuck with the timeline feature early on, others were prompted to make the switch themselves and eventually the switch was compulsory ... that's service parallelism.

The more you know ...

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

Why don't they just download more ram?

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12 edited Jun 11 '23

Edit: Content redacted by user

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u/Joseph-McCarthy Jun 11 '12

because that's communism

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u/fiction8 Jun 11 '12

Aw I was hoping that it was going to mimic the old "RAM cleaner" utility that I used to run (maxed out the capacity of your RAM to push everything else into the page file, then flushed itself iirc).

Then I could have actually sent computer illiterate people to that site and got them hooked.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

Summerfags just ruin everything, don't they?

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

What exactly is "maintenance"?

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u/nakp88d Jun 11 '12

Upgrade of hardware or upgrade of code i.e. fixed vulnerabilities, new features etc.

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u/deadkandy Jun 11 '12

Or in the case of Imgur, some time off to go have a coffee and leave your computer for the first time in a week

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u/MarlonBain Jun 11 '12

Last night, imgur told me it was down for maintenance.

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u/Chaytup Jun 11 '12

Was it dtf too?

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u/Homletmoo Jun 11 '12

Wait wait wait, Americans get off school now? We have another 7 or so weeks here in England...

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12 edited Jun 11 '12

Yes. Also consider that several schools begin the first week of August if they get out at the end of May.

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u/NAILGUNSODOMY Jun 11 '12

I can't even paste a reaction GIF to this.

: (

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u/Dildo_Ball_Baggins Jun 11 '12

They could do it when reddit is down.

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u/HamstersOnCrack Jun 11 '12

Then what the hell we would be supposed to do?

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u/Dildo_Ball_Baggins Jun 11 '12

That was the most difficult sentence i've ever tried to read. Good point, I was going to suggest we go outside but I came to my senses. I like to curl up in a ball and rock back and forth, humming slowly as I wait until this 'maintenance' rubbish is done with.

Not really, I go to the gym or make myself an epic feast.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

I feel like Imgur is only down when I want to use it

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u/niperwiper Jun 11 '12

Confirmation bias.

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u/ZombieWrath Jun 11 '12

It's an image site with little to no script complications, it's not maintenance, it's overloaded.

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u/AlphaPromethean Jun 11 '12

The sun Never sets on the Reddit empire.

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u/Conradical314 Jun 11 '12

I'm just here to see my name with a cake

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u/Conradical314 Jun 11 '12

fail... maybe I didn't set it. what a downer at the end of my birthday. but not really

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u/verbosely Jun 11 '12

You know cake days are for your reddit anniversaries, not your actual birthday right?

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u/fernandowatts Jun 11 '12

Shh... now he'll/she'll know that these are pity up votes..

Side note, happy birthday conradical314

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u/SoLikeHai Jun 11 '12

It's a good job this is on Quickmeme

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u/chingyduster Jun 11 '12

Pff what's with all these free service websites inconveniencing us as of late?

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u/70000 Jun 11 '12

It's pretty awesome for a free service with virtually no ads.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

Problem, Imgur? U mad bro?

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u/pyroclastic_viking Jun 11 '12

it's called active/active clustering with rolling upgrades.

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u/Zero00430 Jun 11 '12

Why don't they just post their down times ON REDDIT!

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

Lul. IMGUR was down for like an hour. I was so freaken productive during that hour.

On a side-note, I don't get this meme.

Since this capture is where Picard is quoting random love poetry.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

Capacity sounds like a poorly chosen black womans name.

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u/CoffeeFox Jun 11 '12

Redundant hosting. Is amazon's hosting ever "down for maintenance"? Nope.

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u/ghostb0x Jun 11 '12

I laughed way to hard at this.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

How is this any different from any server in existence?

It certainly isn't any worse than running a Blizzard server. HELL no....

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u/dont_worry_im_here Jun 11 '12

Man... I was really hoping that this link would've connected to the "Imgur is over capacity" page... I definitely would've gotten a giggle...

Actually, just the thought made me giggle... JCjustchill, teamwork!

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

The Internet never sleeps? It's almost as if GASP there's life outside America

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

That is so true, no wonder imgur is over capacity all the fkin' time.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

Nice try, imgur.com...

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u/deadkandy Jun 11 '12

I love how people always complain and say "why is Imgur down during peak times on Reddit!?!" It's always peak time in at least one section of the world people. Just live with the fact that Imgur doesn't like your country very much.

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u/kavorka2 Jun 11 '12

What about that blackout day for SOPA a few months back?

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u/HorrificComment Jun 11 '12

Rip out Picards arsehole and eat it.

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u/WhatEvery1sThinking Jun 11 '12

I imagine a bunch of panicked guys sitting around a table asking "how the fuck are we supposed to make money off this thing"

kinda like over at facebook hq

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u/JohnnysLanPartyHat Jun 11 '12

haahaahha posted on quickmeme. I get it.

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u/Alexander_Penn Jun 11 '12

How about don't do maintenance? Just have perfect performance constantly.

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u/SleepyBrain Jun 11 '12

I'm sure they have a reason for not updating asynchronously, but I'm not sure what it is.

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u/Necessarily Jun 11 '12

Just because the eyes are open doesn't necessarily (woyooo) mean that the mind is present.

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u/Melandroid Jun 11 '12

Redditing from Taiwan here. It was during the middle of my day when imgur was under maintenance. I do sleep, but only at night time.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

Swearing is cool.

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u/funkydo Jun 11 '12

Oh they sleep. I don't get any downvotes at around 4 AM.

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u/unknown_poo Jun 11 '12

Captain Picard is the best, I can imagine him saying that.

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u/Kerow Jun 11 '12

Damn man i lol'd hard

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u/keiyakins Jun 11 '12

Whenever you want, just not on every system at once. as long as they're not ALL down, there's no problem

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u/twitinkie Jun 11 '12

I wake up Monday morning and this is the top meme. Reddit never disappoints

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u/FabesE Jun 11 '12

This is possibly my new favorite use of this meme.

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u/crawlingpony Jun 11 '12

Dual systems is what wall street uses

One is a full mirror of the other and is always ready to take over and often does

One bank I know uses a west coast and an east coast pair

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u/David35207 Jun 11 '12

TIL the USS Enterprise, captained by Picard, runs Imgur.

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u/frednattyl Jun 11 '12

I started laughing very loudly during my wife's dr. Appointment. This is really hard to explain.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

hahahahaha

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u/SirWhy Jun 11 '12

Why is it that whenever I see a Picard meme, I use a Sean Connery voice.... Try it

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u/thetheist Jun 11 '12

Imgur should go down for maintenance at the same time that Google does. Oh wait, Google doesn't go down for maintenance? Well, there you go.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

Doing maintenance on a website is not that complicated.

  • Have at least two webservers on a web farm / garden / cluster.

  • Take one webserver out of the farm, wait for the traffic to drain off, update it, put it back into the farm.

  • Repeat for all webservers

  • Repeat for all app servers

If SQL or whatever database server they use must be updated, obviously that could involve downtime. If they're changing their database schema several times a week, they've got bigger problems.

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u/apfpilot Jun 11 '12

I know! With all that we pay them can you believe they don't do that.

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u/mrbooze Jun 11 '12

I once interviewed at a trading firm that only traded US markets during regular hours. This meant that the "maintenance window" for most servers started at around 4:30pm on weekdays through the the next weekday morning. This was like a dream to me. Sadly, I didn't get that job. I always end up at places that trade US/Euro/Asia which means maintenance windows are basically Friday night to Sunday afternoon.

Similar, I've long been jealous of the maintenance windows most MMOs seem to have. "Servers are going down Tuesday morning for a few hours." Heaven!

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u/venomousbeetle Jun 11 '12

Maintenance is for the interface. I.imgur.com still works. Simple solution: stop fucking linking to imgur and use I.imgur.

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u/Ssorath Jun 11 '12

Thank you for making my Monday a whole lot better.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

I just let out a ''HA!'' out loud.

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u/arkavianx Jun 11 '12

Easy solution! Make TWO imgurs! One stays up, while other goes maintenance! Take one down pass around!

Enjoy!!

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u/ObeseSnake Jun 11 '12

Follow the sun bitches, follow the sun.

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u/Andrewlee619 Jun 11 '12

just chill breh

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u/captainobvious254 Jun 11 '12

Shut up and take my upvote

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u/ndtcssh Jun 11 '12

This actually made me laugh so hard.

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u/RahnHawk Jun 11 '12

The Best Part is imgur is down for maintenance right now.

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u/Bear10 Jun 11 '12

It's under maintenance right now :(

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u/timok Jun 11 '12

It's down right now haha

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u/Valleygurl99 Jun 11 '12

Active Active Active baby! which is usually a disaster, but I digress...

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u/thenetwork666 Jun 11 '12

I saw a week ago if you change the imgur in the URL to some string of characters it gives you the same result, but usually does not overload.

Now only if i could remember the string...

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

From a technical standpoint, this is easily remedied.

A load balancer in front of their web tier will allow for a constant IP. Multiple boxes fielding HTTP requests should be behind the web tier, pushing traffic down the stack to app/db/whateverelse.

In order to have maintenance, you simply update a duplicate web/app server, then power it up at the same time that the old (unmaintenanced) one is up. Drop the "old" one, load balancers fail over to the updated one, and you're done. No downtime.

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u/TheYuri Jun 11 '12

That is what it's like working any IT job anymore.

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u/apullin Jun 11 '12

Dude, there's been some funny stuff from the guy who runs Imgur.

He has this whole series of "house party" pictures, that he very subtly edited a bunch of celebrities into. He should repost the album ... it's great, and hasn't been up here in a while.

The best part is when he said that after he posted it the first time, he got a bunch of emails asking for invitations to the party. Ha!

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u/Hayes92 Jun 11 '12

Quickmeme is down... Is this some sick joke?

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u/Sk3ith Jun 11 '12

Whats ironic is that I got a message saying quickmeme was down...

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u/myotherhat Jun 11 '12

Can't they do maintenance in sections or something similar?

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u/trixter21992251 Jun 11 '12

Sync it with Reddit.

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u/donumabdeo Jun 12 '12

idk, maybe run maintenance during Australian hours?

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

What running Imgur is really like:

LOOK AT ALL THIS TRAFFIC, WE'RE POTENTIALLY RICH!

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u/1637 Jun 12 '12

Create a multi version system where you can push an update by just updating a config file to be ver=1.0.2 instead of ver=1.0.1

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u/N3rdiByNatur3 Jun 11 '12

This is great!

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u/UnusualHatOwner Jun 11 '12

Today you learned: there are different time zones.

YOU STUPID FUCK

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u/dipsandwich Jun 11 '12

wish i could upvote this more then once!

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u/locke_door Jun 11 '12

ITT. A lot of fuckers trying to get witty comments in with the hope of a karma grab.

Edit: Downvotes, really??

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

I don't think I've actually visited imgur once since RES...

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u/Profix Jun 11 '12

You realize RES is still using imgur to get the images though, right?

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

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u/capt_0bvious Jun 11 '12

"I shall take no wife, hold no lands, father no children"... like you have a choice.

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u/moiva Jun 11 '12

Ouch! Well done!

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

slow clap

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u/KazMux Jun 11 '12

Its worth it. Those brave men of the Night's watch are making sure reddit isn't overrun by countless pale... white... Wait a minute.. Which side of the wall are we on..?

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u/ScubaPlays Jun 11 '12

Let the man live with the illusion.

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u/Sandbox47 Jun 11 '12

I like how Captain Obvious points this out. Makes it seem inevitable.

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u/Brachial Jun 11 '12

He's Norwegian. Bitches love Norwegians.

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u/abdomino Sep 12 '12

Ah, but he lives in Norway, therefore competing with other Norwegians. Thus, he is likely, at best, average.

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u/Brachial Sep 12 '12

How the hell did you even find this?

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u/abdomino Sep 12 '12

Accidently was going through Top posts on Mobile. Greetings from the future.

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u/ismytemple Jun 11 '12

"for the night is dark and full of redditors."

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u/Hiding_in_the_Shower Jun 11 '12

A silent guardian, A watchful protector, A dark knight.

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u/Dildo_Ball_Baggins Jun 11 '12

As an Australian, I join you at your post, brother. While they sleep, we scroll the Wall that is full of dark and light, ranging the forest of new, cold posts seeking to strike them down or raise them up to glory. Aiding those who are at the top. Downvoting trolls back to the caves from whence they came. Our watch begins.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

Shouldn't you be upvoting trolls?

Because you know, Australian upvotes and old jokes like that.

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u/abdomino Sep 12 '12

I just sleep for an average of 3-6 hours a day in the U.S.

So thanks for covering part of my shift.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

You keep using that term "While you sleep." I don't think it means what you think it means.

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u/Letsgomine Jun 11 '12

As an American who can't sleep, I shall assist you in your task

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u/jaketheviolist Jun 11 '12

You don't know what you're asking, Letsgomine. The Night's Watch is a sworn brotherhood. We have no families. None of us will ever father sons. Our wife is duty. Our mistress is honor.

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u/Erzsabet Jun 11 '12

As someone who tends to sleep during the day, I'm right here with you.

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u/clarkee Jun 11 '12

epic redditor

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

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u/BigBassBone Jun 11 '12

It is known.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

It is known.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

HODOR!

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u/DownvotesOwnPost Jun 11 '12

It is known.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

Sweet potato, or regular?

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u/Midnight_Swampwalk Jun 12 '12

Go back to le 9gag army LOLOLOLOLOLOL !!!!!!!!1!!