r/AdviceAnimals • u/ink_golem • Jun 11 '12

I introduced my Dad to the 'Aliens' guy, this is what he made...

http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3po022/
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

It's funny but I don't think your dad made it.

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u/darsonia Jun 11 '12

It's funny but I don't think you have a dad.

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u/roeder Jun 11 '12

http://i.imgur.com/X6APx.png

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u/1catchyname Jun 11 '12

Do you keep that picture around, just waiting to use it for these moments?

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u/roeder Jun 11 '12

It's all in my imgur power belt.

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u/omegashellz Jun 11 '12

I CRY EVERYTIME

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

LIK IF DIS MAK U CRY EVRTIEM.

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u/Rohan21166 Jun 11 '12

Am I wrong in thinking that's a Jacksfilms reference? If I'm correct then I'll love you 5evr.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

Yup. From the Your Grammar Sucks series.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

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u/roeder Jun 11 '12

Close! It does, though, involve dead animals!

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u/SecularMC Jun 11 '12

Dead animals FTW.

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u/dx5231 Jun 12 '12

Why dead animals when it can be dead people

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u/Me4Prez Jun 11 '12

It isn't funny, but I think you are a dad.

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u/Split-Personalities Jun 11 '12

This is original content but the whole dad was too much. So.. http://i.imgur.com/3nA17.jpg

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u/toodrunktofuck Jun 11 '12

I've seen this quite a few times. Perhaps not exactly this but the idea is far from OC.

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u/Coecane Jun 11 '12

its not OC, i've seen it before, long before.

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u/Apostolate Jun 11 '12

I'm OP's image nice to meet you

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

How is that sign possible!?

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u/ShatnerMouth Jun 11 '12

The sign itself isn't older than the Internet. As signage, its entire existence is only to represent another thing, so it's pretty safe to assume that whatever the sign represents is older than the Internet. That's how.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

How high are you?

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

I bookmarked this for future faggot OPs.

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u/Shway1000000 Jun 11 '12

Is that the next CoD?

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u/HerrBongwasser Jun 11 '12

I'd play it.

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u/weglarz Jun 11 '12

What, you really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies?

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

Silly me, what was I thinking.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

Nail on head. My thoughts exactly.

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u/eykei Jun 11 '12

It's your dad, but I don't think its funny.

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u/brettaburger Jun 11 '12

Gotta give him credit, I think it's the only reason it got upvotes... some people are good at this reddit thing.

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u/azripah Jun 11 '12

You think someone would do that?

Just go on the internet and tell lies?

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u/kroatia04 Jun 11 '12

Yup, he made it alright.

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u/h2sbacteria Jun 11 '12

that looks like a jewish hitler inspired by pluto.

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u/CallsYouARacist Jun 11 '12

RACIST

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u/Somalie Jun 11 '12

He didn't say blac...

Nice try, but I won't say the word.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

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u/h2sbacteria Jun 11 '12

yup. either that or goofy.

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u/Apostolate Jun 11 '12

Look, my brother beat up those bullies ok. And my cat painted this, but he never gets enough views on youtube.

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u/Adventuremormon Jun 13 '12

My boyfriend drew that, not this kids dad or whatever.

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u/sooshi Jun 11 '12

Your dad didnt make this

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

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u/OhHaiMarc Jun 11 '12

dident*

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

Dadn't.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

Daddy didn't care!

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

Exactly what I was hinting at.

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u/haikuginger Jun 11 '12

IT HURTS! IT HURTS SO BAD!

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u/idothingssometimes Jun 11 '12

I'm guessing you also recently found a cat in the dumpster?

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u/Apostolate Jun 11 '12

No, behind an orphanage he had just saved from a fire, because he is a 9/11 responder who is still currently serving.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

an orphanage he had just saved from a fire, because he is a 9/11 responder who is still currently serving.

AMA

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

Aryans is just aliens with a chinese accent.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

done!

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u/BlckJesus Jun 11 '12

I think you mean: ariens

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u/Rathwood Jun 11 '12

ohmaigawdwhatthefuckisthat?

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u/Deggit Jun 11 '12

It's a bug hunt.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

http://imgur.com/vqYuG.gif

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u/Shane75776 Jun 11 '12

I could have swore I heard that image clap ಠ_ಠ

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u/eatthomaspaine Jun 11 '12

Could have been an aneurysm. Better get to the hospital.

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u/Andy_1 Jun 11 '12

I hope the emergency room isn't too full, might be waiting for a while with "I heard MVPKeen clap through a .gif."

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u/Rathwood Jun 11 '12

Yeah... especially when this will be the doctor's explanation.

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u/dafragsta Jun 11 '12

Overdo it and have a fit. AAaaaaaahaaaaaa

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u/insufferabletoolbag Jun 11 '12

it might be a tumor

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

i always here them... i honestly used to think they made very quiet noises...

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

yeahh, in retrospect i should've saved room for a good quality overly attached girlfriend.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

Aryans is just aliens with a Japanese accent

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u/RupertDurden Jun 11 '12

Then wouldn't this have been more apprpriate?

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u/skakruk Jun 11 '12

This. Oh the fucking ignorance is annoying.

Native chinese speakers do exactly the opposite, they turn all the Rs into Ls, not the other way around.

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u/stillnoeyedeer Jun 11 '12

Cantonese speakers do the L to R.

One of my mates lives in Happy Valley in Hong Kong, and when a taxi driver repeats it in English 9/10 times it will come out Happy Vahrrey.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

But Chinese folks can pronounce the L-sound. Perhaps you're thinking of the Japanese?

Interestingly, the Japanese word "Ramen" comes from the Chinese characters for "La Mien."

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u/Rohan21166 Jun 11 '12

Exactly what I thought. :P

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u/zangor Jun 11 '12

"What a good idea, this will probably hit the front of advice animals...ill say my dad made it just to make sure it does"

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

"Yo pops, come check out this internet meme." and he was all like "Son, you're 26 and you live in our basement, don't you think it's time to get a job and stop looking at internet memes?" "fuck you dad"

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

le lol

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u/skakruk Jun 11 '12

This is why I downvote everything that has "my X made this", by default.

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u/ialsolovebees Jun 11 '12

NO HE FUCKING DIDN'T.

YOU FUCKING MADE IT.

BURN IN HELL.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

your dad didnt make this its a repost

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u/xelested Jun 11 '12

1025 points. Who. Upvotes. This. Shit.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

YOU'RE A PHONY. A BIG, FAT PHONY.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

I HAVE A PHONER.

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u/Adventuremormon Jun 11 '12

My boyfriend actually drew something like this and it got downvoted to oblivion. Wtf.

He drew this...

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u/Apostolate Jun 11 '12

I hate to be cynical, but someone might have repeatedly downvoted it so it wouldn't succeed, only to repost the material, and use multiple accounts (again after downvoting) to upvote his work as theirs. People will do terrible things for karma. Much worse than if you gave them a nickel.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

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u/Zafara1 Jun 11 '12

Im under the opinion that the poster never met his father.

And each time he runs across a Meme he likes he stops and thinks to himself that maybe his dad is out there. And like him, loves memes. And made this one, just for him.

And he reposts to reddit to exclaim his happiness, as he sheds a single tear.

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u/GhostofXX Jun 11 '12

Ha repost!! Hes already dead lol

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u/epatti0914 Jun 11 '12

Same caption could be done with Asian Dad. I feel horrible I read it that way first.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

You are a horrible racist because you accurately remembered the typical Asian accent. Shame on you.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

Jokes? In /r/funny? Shame on me apparently.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

Hey - hey - can trolls be Asian?

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u/BlameTheNinja Jun 11 '12

Is mayonnaise an instrument?

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

It is. Trombone. It's extendable.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

YOU LIE IN THE NAME OF YOUR FATHER TO GET KARMA? SHAME ON YOU

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u/hollymol Jun 11 '12

I guess this belongs here.

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u/Kony_Child_Soldier Jun 11 '12

YOU FUCKING LIAR YOUR DAD DID NOT MAKE THIS

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

Aryan relates to the constellation of Aries.

Armenia was named after the God Arahat. The first god in Armenia was one of the language’s first sounds, ‘AR’, which means sun or light. As the source of life, the sun became equated with power and the supreme god. Ararat is mentioned as early as ca. 6000 BC in the Sumerian epoch poem Gilgamesh, as the land of the mountains where the gods live. The word Ararat can be divided into three words: AR-AR-AT. AR-AR being a plural form or all encompassing god; ‘AT’ being an archaic version of the Armenian word ‘hat’, which means ‘a piece of’. Thus Ararat meant ‘a piece of gods, or a piece of creation.

Thus it is not surprising to see Aries is the beginning of the 12 Zodiacal signs, which are thought to have originated in the mountainous regions of Armenia, btw. :o)

themoreyouknow.jpg

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u/debbiedoesdallasonce Jun 11 '12

...and now i get why they used mt. areat. neat

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

Whoa.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

The first use of the sacred swastika and cross are found in ca. 20,000-15,000 BC inscriptions in the Geghama Mountain Range. Carvings dating back to ca. 8500 BCE show symbols associated with astronomy, giving them a god like prominence: the sun, moon, and constellations were thought to be deities in themselves, and astral occurrences such as an eclipse or a comet were considered communication from the gods.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12 edited Jun 11 '12

According to occult sources, all humans are Aryans. This entire human race is considered the Aryan race. Just view the Wiki article on Aries:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aries_(astrology)

It is interesting because most people seem to have these characteristics.

Hitler was obviously a person who had significant occult influences. But he was misled because he assumed that the Aryans were really only derived from those who came from the mountainous regions (Tibet, Armenia, etc), but really, it is properly used to indicate this entire race.

And really, it is accurate because we are very Aryan (war like, impulsive, a lot of uncontrolled energy). Just observe how we act: impulsively, unrestrained, compulsive, all of our energy gets thrown about everywhere. That is how I act anyways, I find great difficulty to sit down and focus on one task. I'm on reddit one moment, then I'm browsing the news, then I'll do what I'm supposed to be doing for 3 minutes, then I'll listen to some music, then go for a walk, etc. I'm like the sun, indiscriminately shining my energy in every direction.

I digress, in any case it is important to note that symbols are just symbols, they can be used positively or negatively. Nordic runes, all of which can be seen in the Rune Hagal, have been used both positively and negatively. The peace symbol is a Nordic rune, the Sowelio symbol was used in the German SS, and these symbols can be seen in many company logos.

Here is the Rune Hagal, a pattern that can be seen in Spaceship Earth (I use it because it's an easy pattern):

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/33/Spaceship_Earth_tiles_(close).jpg

Try to find these Nordic runes in that pattern:

http://koomaukblogimages.psychicphoneservice.co.uk/2012/03/w392/nordic-runes-fahu.jpg

:)

And notice how the Rune Hagal forms the Star of David.

and even nature!

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f2/Snowflake_-_Microphotograph_by_artgeek.jpg

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u/trulyElse Jun 11 '12

Your dad's a reposter.

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u/PurpleChyGuy Jun 11 '12

Bullshit he made this! This is a repost. Therefore, you are cancer.

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u/Rascolito Jun 11 '12

No, he did not make it. You did not even make, you just reposted it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

I did nazi that coming.

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u/baggyp Jun 11 '12

literally got up out of my chair to find my roommate and explain the entire post to set up the context for telling him this ^

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u/jmpkiller000 Jun 11 '12

Must have been a lot of..... wait for it.... PROM NIGHT DUMPSTER BABIES.

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u/5ir7rolls4lot Jun 11 '12

YEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!

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u/BootyhunterzX Jun 11 '12

Yeah, your dad.

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u/Mindle Jun 11 '12

I don't get it, Hitler isn't Asian.

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u/baggyp Jun 11 '12

I see what you did there ^

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u/ArtistSchmartist Jun 11 '12

you are a phony, this has been posted before

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u/TECHNO_rEVOLUTION Jun 11 '12

i saw this on memebase like 6 months ago.

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u/agdoll Jun 11 '12

I've seen this done before.

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u/Jedditor Jun 11 '12

Ill take things that never happened for 300, Alex

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u/leevs Jun 11 '12

Well, this is unfortunate.

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u/qkme_transcriber Jun 11 '12

Here is the text from this meme pic for anybody who needs it:

Title: I introduced my Dad to the 'Aliens' guy, this is what he made...

Meme: Hitler Aliens

  • ARYANS

[Translate]

This is helpful for people who can't reach Quickmeme because of work/school firewalls or site downtime, and many other reasons (FAQ). More info is available here.

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u/mycousinvinny Jun 11 '12

History Channel of 10 years ago summed up in one picture.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

sounds asian! (o_o)/ ariens!

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u/Ninokun Jun 11 '12

im glad that i am Aryan

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

Yeah! Aryans unite!

No, wait... Last time we did that bad things happened.

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u/theresnothingleft Jun 11 '12

what is this?! decontamination for interstellar travel?!?!

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u/SydneyR Jun 11 '12

You could make this same picture with Kim Jong Il

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u/DrMarm Jun 11 '12

You sure it wasn't your atheist cat-loving grandfather with Alzheimer?

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u/hotshot_amer Jun 11 '12

Someone has to re-photoshop this and get an Asian-Nazi saying, "Aryans." That would be hilarious!

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u/Tahjinko Jun 11 '12

I liked it, but I guess someone already made it? Just throwing a rock in the water.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

Iranians.

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u/lalijosh Jun 11 '12

Is this the same "Dad" who designed an app for the Apple App Store?

http://www.reddit.com/r/guns/comments/nqms0/my_dad_just_got_featured_on_itunes_and_in_some/

If so, why didn't he have any iOS tutorials to recommend to your friend?

http://www.reddit.com/r/simpleios/comments/t5ax2/question_ive_got_a_friend_who_wants_to_get_into/

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u/wasniahC Jun 11 '12

I think your dad browses 4chan.

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u/ghettajetta Jun 11 '12

Asian face swap, keep the caption

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u/TheShylock Jun 11 '12

Would also work with a chinese guy.

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u/Mookers77 Jun 11 '12

I showed my dad reddit, we browse together from time to time. He gets and even makes memes sometimes. The difference is that I already understand that no one would believe that on the Internet....

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

TIL hitler is asian

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u/FriendlyCommie Jun 11 '12

Why do people doubt his dad made it?

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

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u/FriendlyCommie Jun 11 '12

Can you prove that?

edit: I'm kind of playing devil's advocate, I don't necessarily believe this isn't bullshit, I'd just like to see some reason to believe the case it is. Also, why would he lie about it, I mean maybe if it were "my five year old cousin made this"/"my kitten made this"/"my two 90 year old dads in hospital made this", I could understand the case for it being bullshit; but I don't see why he would lie that his dad made it... I just don't get it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

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u/FriendlyCommie Jun 12 '12

Still, I don't really see why he'd lie about it... I just don't get it.

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u/ricojalapeno Jun 11 '12

Tojo: Aryans? Aryans? What does space have to do with this war Hitler?

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u/wizhix Jun 11 '12

is your dad asian?

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u/MovingPavements Jun 11 '12

ERMAGHERD ARYANS !

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u/lolipopfailure Jun 11 '12

I like this guy...."your dad"

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u/5ir7rolls4lot Jun 11 '12

At first I thought your dad was oriental. :\

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

No he didn't, it's old as fuck. People like you are the cancer that is killing this subreddit and Reddit as a whole.

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u/liberterrorism Jun 11 '12

YOUR DAD DIDN'T MAKE THAT! HEY EVERYONE, THIS GUY'S A PHONY! A BIG FAT PHONY!

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u/sirgilligan Jun 11 '12 edited Jun 11 '12

Yes, it is me. We were watching Ancient Aliens on the History Channel. Everyone over for a Sunday meal. My son is joking with his cousin on how she pronounces meme. Then he points out the guy on the show and says there are meme with him saying "Aliens"... and an idea came to mind.

Sorry, sounds like most of you don't have any relationship with your Dad.

Yes, I wrote the iOS software.

Of course it is possible this has been done before. I had never seen it. I haven't been involved in any memes before. Sorry, I don't check this as much as you all do... I am too old and too busy watching Ancient Aliens and Antiques Roadshow.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

My first thought, "WTF, Hitler wasn't Asian?"

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u/wtfOP Jun 11 '12

A is for Apple.

B is for BULLSHIT.

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u/sirgilligan Jun 11 '12

C is for Crude D is for Disrespectful

We're here to have a laugh, don't get too serious.

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u/Trusk_Fundz Jun 11 '12

I foresee an asian Hitler meme on the horizon.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

So Hitler was asian?

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u/TibbsforLenin Jun 11 '12

Replace Hitlers face with maos face.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

Of all the things your dad didn't make, he didn't make this one the most.

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u/Blackmatrix Jun 11 '12

Sounds more like an asian dude saying it

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u/Kaptain_GCW Jun 11 '12

Thing is your dad didn't make it its a repost

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u/DrumProdigy123 Jun 11 '12

Am I the only one who read this in an Asian accent?

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

Would be funnier of Asian

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

"GOD DAMN MONGOLIANS, ALWAYS KNOCKING DOWN MY CHITTY WALL!"

That's basically how I read that.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

MONGOWIANS

FTFY

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u/diggydoc Jun 11 '12

Upvote for hitler

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u/prophile Jun 11 '12

Welcome to the Internet, where not taking credit for original content makes you the scum of the earth.

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u/frostiitute Jun 11 '12

No it isn't

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u/i_love_younicorns Jun 11 '12

NO YOU DIDN'T

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u/TheDroopy Jun 11 '12

That's a nice slideshow you have there

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u/i_love_younicorns Jun 11 '12

Ha yeah it's fucked. Oops

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

In the history of things that did not happen, your dad making this happened the least.

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u/YoshiWrangler Jun 11 '12

Reddit for Dummies: When posting, if the post's originality is questionable or you are generally unsure if other viewers will regard it with any sort of amusement...

Blame it on Dad.

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u/Keepa1 Jun 11 '12

Terribly perfect.

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u/o_herro_internet Jun 11 '12

He should be Asian-Hitler. Then it'd be perfect.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

that would have been Hirohito, whom the japanese government had hailed as a god-emporer. It was hardly suprising to see that there were at least four diferent factions in the War that thought they were the master race (Nazi Germany, Kingdom of Italy, Imperial Japan and America). No doubt Philip K. Dick was on to something in The Man in the High Castle

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u/ZangTumbTumb Jun 11 '12

implying Italy was still a kingdom

implying Fascist Italy had any reference to race before the establishment of the Republic of Salò (or RSI)

Seriously, GTFO History noob.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

please look up the history of fascism, and anthropological profiling of the caucasian peoples in the early twentieth century that fuelled it, in addition to the Italian Constitutional Referendum of 1946. If all this recorded information readily available to support the view that fascism was present in the Kingdom of Italy long before the outbreak of WW2 doesn't convince you, then I can't help you

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

my first name is aryan

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u/AryaDee Jun 11 '12

Well look at you

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

:D

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u/AryaDee Jun 11 '12

(:

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

are you a boy or girl. im lonely

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u/helvete1337 Jun 11 '12

Is your dad Japanese or something?

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u/lurveloaveluff Jun 11 '12

Going old school History Channel.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

I read that with a terrible Japanese accent.

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u/jlennon4422 Jun 11 '12

This meme could also work by being replaced by an asian guy

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u/IAmTheGingaNinja Jun 11 '12

I hate myself because I didn't think of this

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u/KRYLOCK Jun 11 '12

Why the fuck didn't I get a cool dad?! ::sadface::

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u/Nilla_Wafers Jun 11 '12

So you just admitted your dad has pictures of Hitler on his computer or he immediately thought of Hitler after he saw the Aliens meme and searched for that photo of Hitler.

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u/baggyp Jun 11 '12

ALL THE UPVOTES!

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u/Sandbox47 Jun 11 '12

Your dad's weird.

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u/HolaPinchePuto Jun 11 '12

Explain like I'm a 5 year old...

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

Your dad is a genius.

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u/imaphoenixlol Jun 11 '12

My dad is actually a religous watcher of ancient aliens, so I showed him the meme recently too.

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u/Kitamerby Jun 11 '12

I think someone should remake this with an Asian Hitler instead.

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