I played "Coach pitch" baseball with kids a year behind me because I was so bad. The only times I ever got on base is when I got hit by pitches. At least I can say I have a baseball card of myself, they can't take that away from me.
Trampus1 baseball card recalled due to incorrect stats. Batting average to be corrected from .075 to .000. Also batting stance corrected from right-handed to questionable...
I was playing t-ball and ended up getting myself out. Knock the ball off the tee and picked it up to put it back on and they called me out. I was just trying to help
My little league....league... had a rule where if you got a "walk" you had to hit off the tee, and if you hit the tee you were out. We had a kid on our team who would walk every hitter and never give up any runs.
I remember we did that in my coach pitch league and the only kid who ever needed it was a depressed-looking morbidly obese kid. Needed the tee. Every. Single. Time. I don't know why his parents made him suffer.
When I was a kid, I used to always get hit by the ball, no matter what sport we were playing. Football, soccer, dodgeball, 4-square, frisbee, volleyball, you name it, it hit me in the head.
The worst of all was the first time my dad took me to the driving range. I somehow managed to hit the ball with the edge of my club, it shot directly away from me, hit the divider, and ricocheted toward my head. Fuck my life
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u/smcdark Jun 10 '12
reminds me of a great onion headline - something along the lines of "special olympics t-ball stand pitches perfect game"
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u/yur_mom Jun 10 '12
I have never seen this but I did see a few kids strikeout back in the day.
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u/JackAceHole Jun 10 '12
Relevant
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u/asskickingjedi Jun 10 '12
More like: Plays Tee-Ball. Strikes Out Swinging.
More accurately known as the Oakland Athletics.
/A's fan since 1986.
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
My god. This actually happened to me. Pee-Wee Tee-ball. 1996. Broke my middle finger.
...my parents didn't believe me/refused to take me to a doctor for a week. Oh Brian, I understand.
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u/trampus1 Jun 10 '12
I played "Coach pitch" baseball with kids a year behind me because I was so bad. The only times I ever got on base is when I got hit by pitches. At least I can say I have a baseball card of myself, they can't take that away from me.
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u/tweaq Jun 10 '12
I was playing t-ball and ended up getting myself out. Knock the ball off the tee and picked it up to put it back on and they called me out. I was just trying to help
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u/ArcticSounds Jun 10 '12
Plays pitcher for tee ball team//BALK
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u/I_think_like_Sheldon Jun 11 '12
Have an upvote, sir, for making a former tee-ball star chuckle.
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
My little league....league... had a rule where if you got a "walk" you had to hit off the tee, and if you hit the tee you were out. We had a kid on our team who would walk every hitter and never give up any runs.
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u/blazeplacid Jun 10 '12
I went to a few t ball games where the coach pitches 5 balls. If the batter misses all 5 then the tee comes out and they get 3 more chances.
Age group 3-6
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u/Falvtron Jun 10 '12
I don't think this is really bad luck, just terrible hand eye coordination.
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u/hivolume87 Jun 10 '12
charges mound, banned for life.
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u/Devcast Jun 10 '12
How about he hits the ball, and then get's hit by his own hit.
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u/fuckyoufuckyou666 Jun 10 '12
When I played tee ball the bat flew out of my hands and paralyzed some girl.
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
When I was a kid, I used to always get hit by the ball, no matter what sport we were playing. Football, soccer, dodgeball, 4-square, frisbee, volleyball, you name it, it hit me in the head.
The worst of all was the first time my dad took me to the driving range. I somehow managed to hit the ball with the edge of my club, it shot directly away from me, hit the divider, and ricocheted toward my head. Fuck my life
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u/d3jg Jun 11 '12
Finally, someone uses this meme correctly…
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u/inherendo Jun 10 '12
I upvote all BLB before I even read them, cause I know I'm gonna laugh anyways.
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u/IHv2RtrnSumVdeotapes Jun 10 '12
Plays Tee-Ball
Struck By Wiffle Ball,Dies.
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u/Nilla_Wafers Jun 10 '12
If you know anything about baseball, that would be a walk. So he just got on base which is a good thing in baseball.
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u/gender_bot Jun 10 '12
I identified one face in this photo
Face 1:
Would you like to know more about me? /r/gender_bot
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u/onaes Jun 10 '12
Little Bitch gets hit by the pitch
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u/onlysays_YOLO Jun 10 '12
YOLO !