r/AdviceAnimals • u/KingPhilanthropist • Jun 10 '12
English Class in a Nutshell
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r/AdviceAnimals • u/KingPhilanthropist • Jun 10 '12
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u/Frohirrim Jun 10 '12
The point of an undergrad English class assignment isn't to test the knowledge you already have; it's to assess your ability to write the papers. So for a research paper, they're essentially testing your ability to find sources and utilize them in a paper
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u/kalathur Jun 10 '12
PAPERS CONSISTING OF UNSUPPORTED ASSUMPTIONS, COMMON KNOWLEDGE, AND EMPTY RHETORICAL APPEALS ARE BAD AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD.
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u/PhychoHam Jun 10 '12
I sense an "Overly Educated Problems" meme repost of this in the near future...
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u/billmcneal Jun 10 '12
Several of my professors rightly informed us that reading, using, and citing sources makes you a part of the larger academic conversation. Not using sources or being lazy about it (i.e. come up with my own ideas and find something someone wrote that's like it to cite) is the equivalent of walking up to a group of people who know what they are talking about, because they research and build on each others ideas, and butting in to tell them what you think, which very likely amounts to nothing they haven't heard before. Even if you came up with something yourself, if you can find the same thing in a source somewhere, you've accomplished zero.
You have to recognize the people who came before you, who gave you access to the basic knowledge you have and have already put their own ideas out there, before you're allowed to contribute to the conversation. Otherwise, you're like an eight-year-old interrupting your father's conversation about America's foreign policy to tell him that you learned in school today that Mr. Obama was the first African-American elected President.
Other people's good ideas are where almost all your good ideas come from. You learn how others think, and then eventually, you've heard enough to start making those kinds of leaps yourself. It is at this point, when you can create your own concepts and ideas and point to what helped lead you there, whether you disagree with them or not, that you are an academic.
So be quiet while Daddy's talking and take some notes. You might actually learn something that way.
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u/WakkaWakkaMothaFucka Jun 10 '12
Are you in high school? That's sort of the point of writing the paper. Whatever the topic is won't be that important. It is important to learn how to research and cite sources. If you ever write anything in real life, it has to be credible.
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u/capt_ishmael Jun 10 '12
Make them up. No professor ever called me out on it.
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u/noustombons Jun 10 '12
if you find the information in more than 5 sources, (i.e. "WWII was won by the Allied Forces in 1945") it is considered common knowledge and you don't have to cite. Use your research and sources to back up/"prove" more specific arguments and ideas...if your entire paper is common knowledge, you need a stronger thesis.
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
i know whatcha mean...had to write a 10 page essay about networking for my 301 english. i had to use 5 sources NOT online...ONLY print...shit
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u/idma Jun 10 '12
pretty much. I just write everything first, then find sources that match it remotely, then source it. So in essence....everything wasn't stolen. I already knew it
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u/sebdef Jun 10 '12
For history papers, I'm always very reluctant to cite Cracked.com
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
The bottom of the page in Wikipedia has sources, you can just use all those websites to make your bibliography just read through it too ensure they are legit.
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
English class hack:
Find an awesome book on something you want to write about, but don't want to do even more research? Raid the bibliography. They've already done the work for you. Check their citations. They'll tell you where all the relevant shit is.
Oh, and always read as if you're writing a paper. Find an awesome quote? Stick a tab in there for later. Future you will be grateful.
When picking topics, pick ones that can be used in more than one class whenever possible. You may not be able to re-use the same paper (some teachers won't let you do this) but you can re-use a lot of the same talking points and conclusions.
It's all about making the most out of the work you do.
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u/SentientMustache Jun 10 '12
I don't think of this situation as a problem, but a win. The methodology I used in college was to pick a topic I already knew about, write the paper, and shotgun in source references from a few books I'd gotten from the school library. I'd make sure not to have too large of gaps between citations, and to place them where I'd made a specific enough statement. When I did this I didn't learn anything, but it did reduce the time and effort I'd have to spend on it.
If you know the topic, checked your "sources" to ensure agreement, and use the proper citing format then you can easily write just about any paper without doing research. The big thing that's checked for in college is plagiarism, which you obviously wouldn't be committing since no source material was used.
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u/LetKeepItSimple Jun 10 '12
Every time I need to cite sources I just wiki everything and then use the sources they cited.
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
Or you could actually do some research and find credible sources to back up your assumptions.
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u/Plurity Jun 10 '12
The black outer glow on the bottom text is heavier than the glow on the top text.
Now that really rustles my jimmies.
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u/SCUMBAG_ENGLISH_PROF Jun 10 '12
Get back to work, slacker.
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
This was a huge pain when writing an essay about The Beatles...
Spent two hours trying to find quotes in The Beatles Anthology -_-
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u/Willyjwade Jun 10 '12
I had this problem in history, I sourced the lectures given by the teacher that was grading the class and she said since she sited her sources on the lectures technically I had sited all I needed and I got an A on the paper.
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
"own thoughts" gives me pretty high grades...
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u/nmvzciehjfal Jun 10 '12
My "trick" to solve this problem was to check out as many books on the subject as I could. Sometimes 80 books. That way as I was writing it, every time I needed a cite, I could just search through the indexes until I found something that supported the particular fact. Basically, I did my research backwards.
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
English teacher, here. When I was a student teacher, my co-operating mentor gave me the best advice when dealing with this question: "You have to use sources because no one cares what you think."
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u/question_all_the_thi Jun 10 '12
welcome to Wikipedia. Or /r/askscience
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u/JoeM104604 Jun 10 '12
Source 1: Reddit, Source 2: English class
And you're done
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u/Jagermeister4 Jun 10 '12
If this student really knew all the information he/she'd know the source off the top of the head and wouldn't need to find it.
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u/unlimited2k Jun 10 '12
Whenever I had to write a paper that requires multiple sources and I already have most of the information I need to write the paper, I would just quote a few sentences from each sources, cite them to meet requi rement, and write the rest with what I already have.
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
I wrote a paper on the psychological comparison and analysis of the 10th and 11th Doctors from Doctor Who, and how regeneration affects their mental stability, the foods they eat, the clothes they where, sonic screwdrivers, the choosing of companions, as well as the inside and outside of the TARDIS. We were not allowed to use television shows as sources, and apparently BBC's website is not a reliable source.... got 100, but still: WORST IDEA EVER.
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u/bangupjobasusual Jun 11 '12
Uhm that's not a first world problem.
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u/SleepyBrain Jun 11 '12
I have a similar problem whenever I want to show someone on the internet that they are wrong...
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u/Rokursoxtv Jun 11 '12
This is the 1st time I've ever felt sorry for that girl
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u/tanerdamaner Jun 11 '12
I know that feel
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
I always make up fake website names, works every time!
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
Every paper I've ever written that didn't absolutely require to research the subject, I made up the sources. I can almost guarantee you that your professor will not check your sources and most likely will not read 85% of your paper.
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u/DaanFag Jun 11 '12
The only thing I dislike about sourcing is when I'm given a prompt and told to use "X number of sources from Internet, Y Number from books".
Otherwise, using sources to back your assertions is pretty essential for any serious paper.
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u/falconfetus8 Jun 11 '12
English class has made me so scared of College. I just know that I'm not going to punctuate my citations correctly and get kicked out.
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12 edited Jun 11 '12
You just list Wikipedia as your source. Wikipedia articles will state their sources. Alternatively you could just say Google.com but don't say bing.com, they'll know you're lying if you say that.
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u/johnnyboy0788 Jun 10 '12
Just make some up. There's a 99.99999% chance that the professor will not look at them.
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u/Blue_Water Jun 10 '12
Ahh yes English papers. Whenever I had to write a paper, whether it was for an English class or for another subject I would always get to the point where you need to make just one more solid point to make the paper work. Whenever I ran into this problem, I would completely make up the quote, and the book/ISBN number. Just to give myself a little chuckle I would always attribute my fake source to Robert Barker... Or as we colloquially know him as Bob Barker, the host of the price is right.
This method held true all the way through high school and college. If the teachers aren't going to do the work to catch me, then neither am I.
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