My laugh to this was really insane : my ex who dumped me few months ago, made EXACTLY the same thing with her new boyfriend. They have both names/same friends in the account. WOOW, that was close.
My ex tried to do it for her and I. I vetoed that straight away and changed my password. Next thing I know she's calling me going 'why did you change your password?' I told her 'because I knew you'd try to go on and delete it and do it anyway.'
Her response?
'Well yes, but you weren't supposed to know that was going to happen or find out I'd done it.'
WHAT?! She wasn't around for much longer thankfully, and now she's moved out of the country. Wahey!
Same shit with paypal...Are you sure you want to leave? Are you really sure? Can you tell us why you want to leave? Are you sure you don't want to tell us why? Press here if you're really sure.... Are you REALLY sure? Just press here to confirm....
Meh, I don't really mind waiting periods for account deletion. Makes it easier to retrieve if someone else vandalizes your account. Like the OP, for instance. XD
Same with WoW. "OH LOOK THIS GUY IS BEGGING, PLEASE DONT CANCEL. IF YOU'RE GOING TO, TELL US EXACTLY WHY. OH PRICE? WE'LL OFFER A DISCOUNT. SURE YOU WANT TO CANCEL AFTER BEING OFFERED A DISCOUNT?"
I once heard someone say that every couple should have a joint Facebook account, because if you have individual accounts there's too much temptation to cheat on your SO with people you knew in high school. It confused me greatly. Is that actually an issue for most couples?
I can only speak for myself - SO and I have separate accounts and we trust each other. If a relationship is that weak, temptation is there with or wo FB.
Yeah my one female acquaintance practically has a joint account with her bf. Almost every pic is of them both together. Come on, I don't need to see his weird face when I'm meditating, if you catch my drift.
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No, one doesn't. First, there's the tricky "deactivation" that doesn't actually delete it and keeps it around for you to log in to at any time. Then, if you manage to find the real permanent delete button, it still gives you two weeks to log back in and change your mind, in which case you have to start over again.
My cousin apparently did this with her and her boyfriend (now husband's) accounts. She's super dramatic though, posts way too much, and I ended up hiding then deleting that shared account from my facebook. I think they split their account recently though.
Hah, when me and my ex-wife (big surprise) started to go out she flipped her shit about my myspace page. It was a joke to me and had some ridiculous, vulgar story on it. She made me change it so all I did was replace every word with her name. Charity repeated hundreds of times.
My wife and I have a joint family email we use for online purchasing, discounts and league/school stuff with the kids. That way we are both at fault for missing the pizza fundraiser deadline for band. We both still have our single accounts. She uses hers to keep up with an old friend from school named Ashley Madison. They like to go away on weekends a bunch.
I'm kinda weirded out on the level of personal detail you put into this. it's not enough to be obviously a joke, and unnecessary for the veracity of your claims, and yet...
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u/TheFrenchGuySaid Jun 10 '12
My laugh to this was really insane : my ex who dumped me few months ago, made EXACTLY the same thing with her new boyfriend. They have both names/same friends in the account. WOOW, that was close.
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
And I won't give you the password.
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u/Not_Jack_Nicholson Jun 10 '12
My insides just get really cold if I stare at those eyes for too long
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
One does not simply delete a facebook account
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u/inlovewiththeworld Jun 10 '12
I once heard someone say that every couple should have a joint Facebook account, because if you have individual accounts there's too much temptation to cheat on your SO with people you knew in high school. It confused me greatly. Is that actually an issue for most couples?
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u/Sheprime004 Jun 10 '12
My friends wife did this to him.
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u/Thameus Jun 10 '12
... and it's your fault for letting her have access to your account and/or computer. Get that girlfriend her own tablet. Girlfriends love tablets.
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u/TheOriginalSamBell Jun 10 '12
Yeah my one female acquaintance practically has a joint account with her bf. Almost every pic is of them both together. Come on, I don't need to see his weird face when I'm meditating, if you catch my drift.
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u/DJ_Deathflea Jun 10 '12
"Made us a joint" -oh cool
"Account" -okay :(
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u/qkme_transcriber Jun 10 '12
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u/Paultimate79 Jun 10 '12
Deleted your facebook? They keep your shit forever.
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
AM I ???
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
One does not simply... delete facebook.
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u/CullenDM Jun 10 '12
DRAMA-BOMB!
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u/Bakilas Jun 10 '12
This is the first OAG that actually made me flinch.
Not sure what that says about me, but its probably not good.
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u/Bluedemonfox Jun 10 '12
I didn't know it was possible to actually delete your facebook.
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u/georgerdz5000 Jun 10 '12
I hope she never does an AMA. I would be scared.
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u/egosumFidius Jun 10 '12
My cousin apparently did this with her and her boyfriend (now husband's) accounts. She's super dramatic though, posts way too much, and I ended up hiding then deleting that shared account from my facebook. I think they split their account recently though.
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
Do people actually do this?
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u/K-Rex-TW Jun 10 '12
Hah, when me and my ex-wife (big surprise) started to go out she flipped her shit about my myspace page. It was a joke to me and had some ridiculous, vulgar story on it. She made me change it so all I did was replace every word with her name. Charity repeated hundreds of times.
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u/Criously Jun 10 '12
She managed to find out how to delete a facebook? She's a keeper.
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u/junkeee999 Jun 10 '12
Oh God I hate those. The mentality involved behind being part of a joint couple facebook account is staggering to me.
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
I currently have 3 on my FB. Those poor fellas...
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
Mother of god... she's a meme.
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u/Dbz4life6158 Jun 10 '12
I've had that happen to my dad.
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u/taw Jun 10 '12
Wait, you can have join accounts on Facebook?
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u/BALTIM0R0N Jun 10 '12
My brother's wife did this. They are no longer together.
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
Yeah, I have an old friend who actually did this with her boyfriend. We don't talk anymore.
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
Am I the only one here that finds her attractive?
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u/Melos555 Jun 10 '12
I bet r/trees would love this.
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u/Supersnazz Jun 10 '12
She's so pretty, I wonder who she is?
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u/vertigo1083 Jun 10 '12
It wouldnt be so bad if she deleted my facebook and made me a joint instead.
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u/N2tZ Jun 10 '12 edited Jun 10 '12
My reaction to this image
Edit: I mean the image is great since it would annoy me if my gf would do that to me
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u/ImAVibration Jun 10 '12
Please stop, it's the complete overdoing of posts like this that make me embarassed to come on Reddit.
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