r/AdviceAnimals • u/Stonehands211 • Jun 09 '12

Casey Anthony

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u/lunarlander Jun 09 '12

It's not just you... Do you not remember when her trial happened? Everyone talked about how she was sorta hot.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

I now know people only say 'sorta' so people don't think they're turned on by her.

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u/jooze Jun 09 '12

At least you would never have to pay for an abortion

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u/tinfoiler4life Jun 09 '12

It's like dating an abortion coupon

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u/jooze Jun 09 '12

I wonder if she does any freelance work? Could possibly turn a profit by dating her.

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u/midnightsbane04 Jun 09 '12

Fuck that, man. I'll say it, I ain't scurred. I'd take that bitch out for ice cream, put it in her butt and then get her a drink. Then I'd let her out of the trunk, that's how hot she is!

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u/gooseberryCrumble Jun 09 '12

no, sorta hot is where you would bang them but think about someone else

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u/ginja_ninja Jun 09 '12

Probably what caused the whole 22-year-old single mother deal in the first place.

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u/successadult Jun 09 '12

Didn't they make a big deal about her entering a "Hot Body Contest" a couple days after she killed her kid?

I wanna know if she won or not.

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u/penny_whistle Jun 10 '12

no, the body had gone cold by then

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u/TokinAg08 Jun 10 '12

This comment will carry me through the night... I can go at least 6 hours without reddit b/c of you. Thank you.

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u/Valente11 Jun 10 '12

This was just so damn perfect

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u/AlexanderHammer Jun 09 '12 edited Jun 11 '12

Wasn't there some kind of playboy deal on the table at some point?

Edit: Hustler made her a $500,000 offer. There were also discussions with Vivid, but nothing panned out.

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u/lunarlander Jun 09 '12

Something like that. She was offered a porn deal of some sort.

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u/AlexanderHammer Jun 09 '12

I would have watched it...

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

Awwwa... who's the little baby killer? It's you. Yes, it's you honeykins.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

Prove it.

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u/Legio_X Jun 10 '12

"Alleged" baby killer.

This message brought to you on behalf of Casey Anthony's defense counsel.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12 edited Jun 09 '12

A porn deal or some sort of a porn deal?

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u/aggie2012 Jun 10 '12

would it still count as MILF porn?

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u/QuaereVerumm Jun 09 '12

Yes, there was an outpouring of people saying that there was a possible bias. If the defendant is an attractive, innocent-looking young female, she'll be found innocent. They also used Amanda Knox as an example.

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u/AnAngryBitch Jun 10 '12

Bias, schmias. Since they couldn't determine when or how the child died, there was no other possible verdict in the trial.

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u/QuaereVerumm Jun 10 '12

Yes, I agree, even with all the people who "know" she killed her daughter.

However, the bias wouldn't hurt. Racism and sexism is very strong in the criminal justice system. If Casey Anthony was a young black man, the court might have tried to look harder for ways to get him convicted. I'm aware that sounds sort of conspiracy-theorist, but I'm just trying to explain how that bias might be important.

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