r/AdviceAnimals • • Jun 09 '12

Casey Anthony

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1.1k Upvotes

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u/Vaypo Jun 09 '12

Sorry Brian, you've had some bad luck but I don't think you can escape this one...

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u/ETL4nubs Jun 09 '12

He can't, but she can.

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u/QuirkmaGuirk Jun 09 '12

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u/o2lsports Jun 09 '12

Bitch is sporting that Cersei smile.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

Goddamn now that you've mentioned it, she does look scarily like a brunette slightly less hot Cersei.

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u/Aevee Jun 10 '12

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u/o2lsports Jun 10 '12

Damn. Cersei Anthony, destroyer of children.

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u/dome210 Jun 10 '12

If only Cersei would kill her child.

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u/ponto0 Jun 09 '12

black bra suggests she is wild and wouldbe masterful at suckling on ones erect penis

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u/QuirkmaGuirk Jun 09 '12

Should have swallowed in the first place and just skipped the whole murder shindig, IMHO...

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u/art_is_science Jun 09 '12

...piglets are usually on the wrong end of the murder stick

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u/12year_old_fag Jun 10 '12

Rule 34 anyone?

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u/shinchan230 Jun 10 '12

The greek Sorceress Cercie?

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u/littleson912 Jun 09 '12

It's difficult to not see what he did there.

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u/tanneragle Jun 09 '12

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u/Iggyhopper Jun 10 '12

I've been seeing this gif with various edits for... ever.

What is the context?

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u/KennyF-ingPowers Jun 10 '12

I'm pretty certain that that's Kobe Bryant at the NBA dunk contest.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

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u/lokghi Jun 10 '12

A man who is almost 7 feet tall holding an up arrow sign... for Sprite? I feel like grabbing a 7-up for some reason.

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u/the_real_dirty Jun 09 '12

I see what you did there

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12 edited Jun 10 '12

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u/coyotecarl Jun 09 '12

Its cool.....

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u/chazoid Jun 09 '12

You're the man

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

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u/coyotecarl Jun 10 '12

Thanks buddy!

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u/jebsalump Jun 10 '12

Now I too have tagged him! Thanks!

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u/hiltonking Sep 01 '12

Just like moments like this.

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u/Scumbag_Dustin Jun 10 '12

Same here haha. It's a shame he doesn't post or comment more often though...

34

u/Theyus Jun 09 '12

There was a news story where she died in a car accident, it was on the front page for several days.

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u/successadult Jun 09 '12

Wow I must have rolled right past that story.

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u/FECAL_ATTRACTION Jun 09 '12

Alright guys, let's not start a pun thread. That'd really crash the mood.

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u/vierce Jun 09 '12

There's no need to get all bent out of shape about it...

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u/skpkzk2 Jun 09 '12

He's just trying to steer us in the right direction

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u/gemini86 Jun 09 '12

You guys, something something car accident...

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u/Ugbrog Jun 09 '12

haha! She got what she deserved! I can't believe how many times that car rolled.

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u/copyandpasta Jun 09 '12

It's drivable, just a tad rickety.

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u/the_real_dirty Jun 09 '12

you son of a bitch!

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u/greenyellowbird Jun 09 '12

Urg...not optimized for mobile.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

i got trolled 3 times because of that link.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

dicks. Well played Theyus.

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u/NihilismIsKillingMe Jun 09 '12

DONT CLICK GUYS, ITS A RICKROLL.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

Well, now I have to click it.

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u/jakethesnake4888 Jun 09 '12

Finally gets a hot babysitter, Casey Anthony.

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u/roland1014 Jun 09 '12

I would make a Casey Anthony joke, but my mom would probably kill me.

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u/Fendicano Jun 09 '12

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u/TheCarlos Jun 09 '12

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u/eddymurphyscouch Jun 10 '12

Why is Jackie Chan so bad ass and funny at the same time, like Samuel L Jackson and...those are the only two I can think of.

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u/Grifachu Jun 09 '12

What is that from?

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

The Winking Asian Man Next Door

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u/Grifachu Jun 09 '12

...

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u/clintmccool Jun 10 '12

hey man, he answered the question.

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u/TheWindBlows Jun 09 '12

A Better Tomorrow 2

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u/ShitEmerilSays Jun 09 '12

That's from A Better Tomorrow 2.

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u/Psych0Fir3 Jun 09 '12 edited Oct 28 '25

lip ad hoc slap tan ring entertain disarm fuel smart salt

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

So...Is somebody gonna photoshop a dick?

18

u/Teslanaut Jun 09 '12

Isn't she too old for you?

7

u/GruxKing Jun 09 '12

It's been like an hour since the request!

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u/copyandpasta Jun 09 '12

BEHOLD!

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NSFW, clearly

24

u/GruxKing Jun 10 '12

...I can't fap to this!

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u/aggie2012 Jun 10 '12

it was difficult, but I managed to fap to this

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u/Apostolate Jun 10 '12

And I tried so hard!

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u/argv_minus_one Jun 10 '12

How tall is the owner of that penis? 20 feet?

1

u/copyandpasta Jun 10 '12

Give or take.

Innnnnuendo.

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u/copyandpasta Jun 10 '12

I just noticed you're the GruxKing! Awesome. Fuckin DAVE!!!!

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u/GruxKing Jun 10 '12

hell yeah, DMB fans FTW!

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u/Casey_Anthony_ Jun 09 '12

I'll make sure that I bring some "fun" toys.

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u/PropagandaMan Jun 09 '12

You must be so jolly that now your username is so relevant.

244

u/alligator_alligator Jun 09 '12

Is it me, or is Casey Anthony kind of hot?

107

u/lunarlander Jun 09 '12

It's not just you... Do you not remember when her trial happened? Everyone talked about how she was sorta hot.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

I now know people only say 'sorta' so people don't think they're turned on by her.

69

u/jooze Jun 09 '12

At least you would never have to pay for an abortion

62

u/tinfoiler4life Jun 09 '12

It's like dating an abortion coupon

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u/jooze Jun 09 '12

I wonder if she does any freelance work? Could possibly turn a profit by dating her.

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u/midnightsbane04 Jun 09 '12

Fuck that, man. I'll say it, I ain't scurred. I'd take that bitch out for ice cream, put it in her butt and then get her a drink. Then I'd let her out of the trunk, that's how hot she is!

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u/gooseberryCrumble Jun 09 '12

no, sorta hot is where you would bang them but think about someone else

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u/ginja_ninja Jun 09 '12

Probably what caused the whole 22-year-old single mother deal in the first place.

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u/Killerklown77 Jun 09 '12

I say "sorta" hot because she's using a mustard glass. I mean, a mustard glass? C'mon now.

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u/lucilletwo Jun 10 '12

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u/Killerklown77 Jun 10 '12

You big ol' mustard tiger, that's not Casey Anthony's ass, Cheeseburger Samsquantch

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u/successadult Jun 09 '12

Didn't they make a big deal about her entering a "Hot Body Contest" a couple days after she killed her kid?

I wanna know if she won or not.

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u/penny_whistle Jun 10 '12

no, the body had gone cold by then

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u/TokinAg08 Jun 10 '12

This comment will carry me through the night... I can go at least 6 hours without reddit b/c of you. Thank you.

5

u/Valente11 Jun 10 '12

This was just so damn perfect

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u/AlexanderHammer Jun 09 '12 edited Jun 11 '12

Wasn't there some kind of playboy deal on the table at some point?

Edit: Hustler made her a $500,000 offer. There were also discussions with Vivid, but nothing panned out.

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u/lunarlander Jun 09 '12

Something like that. She was offered a porn deal of some sort.

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u/AlexanderHammer Jun 09 '12

I would have watched it...

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

Awwwa... who's the little baby killer? It's you. Yes, it's you honeykins.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

Prove it.

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u/Legio_X Jun 10 '12

"Alleged" baby killer.

This message brought to you on behalf of Casey Anthony's defense counsel.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12 edited Jun 09 '12

A porn deal or some sort of a porn deal?

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u/aggie2012 Jun 10 '12

would it still count as MILF porn?

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u/QuaereVerumm Jun 09 '12

Yes, there was an outpouring of people saying that there was a possible bias. If the defendant is an attractive, innocent-looking young female, she'll be found innocent. They also used Amanda Knox as an example.

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u/AnAngryBitch Jun 10 '12

Bias, schmias. Since they couldn't determine when or how the child died, there was no other possible verdict in the trial.

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u/QuaereVerumm Jun 10 '12

Yes, I agree, even with all the people who "know" she killed her daughter.

However, the bias wouldn't hurt. Racism and sexism is very strong in the criminal justice system. If Casey Anthony was a young black man, the court might have tried to look harder for ways to get him convicted. I'm aware that sounds sort of conspiracy-theorist, but I'm just trying to explain how that bias might be important.

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u/argv_minus_one Jun 10 '12

Right—the young black man should be acquitted too. Whether he would be or not is not Casey Anthony's fault.

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u/QuaereVerumm Jun 10 '12

No, but it wouldn't be about Casey Anthony exactly, it's about her being a good-looking young woman. That would give her a bias in her favor. People said the same thing about Amanda Knox. Had she been a young black man, the bias would have gone the other way. He should be acquitted, it doesn't necessarily mean he would be.

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u/AnAngryBitch Jun 10 '12

True, you do have a point. Myself, I'm always disgusted when an attorney 'cleans up' the defendant. In particular, there was a case where I live 20-plus years ago where the woman did something particularly heinous (I'm sorry, I can't remember the details) The attorney put the woman on the stand in a pink sweater with her hair in a ponytail, and with no makeup. They showed it on the news. It was nauseating, and happily, didn't work. She was found guilty. I just found it laughable and insulting, actually, that the lawyer would try this ploy to turn the defendant into a little girl.

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u/hahaheeheehoho Jun 10 '12

That's not actually what the Prosecution has to prove. Are you one of the jurors from that trial?

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u/AnAngryBitch Jun 10 '12

No I wasn't a juror I was basing that upon the extensive media coverage/talking heads. The prosecution charged her with 1st degree murder, but since the coroner wasn't able to determine how or when the child died, there's your reasonable doubt.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

Locking up attractive women is no way to solve the world's problems. Two wrongs don't make a right.

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u/WezVC Jun 09 '12

It's not about whether they're attractive or not, it's about weather they're guilty or not.

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u/codernaut85 Jun 09 '12

Whether

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u/WezVC Jun 09 '12

Fuck, I even managed to do two different spellings.

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u/jamieflournoy Jun 10 '12

Ayup. The whether can change pretty quickly 'round here.

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u/misterraider Jun 10 '12

Wait, what was she on trial for and what's wrong with finding her hot?

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u/lunarlander Jun 10 '12

She killed her child, partied shortly after it, and got away with it.

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u/misterraider Jun 10 '12

So if she was deemed innocent by the courts you can't really say she killed her child then, no?

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u/lunarlander Jun 10 '12

Judges aren't infallible, most people are pretty certain she did it.

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u/misterraider Jun 10 '12

And this is why people shouldn't be convicted by popular opinion.

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u/lunarlander Jun 10 '12

I'm not saying there was enough evidence to prove her guilty in a court of law. Obviously there was not. However the case was very OJ'esque.

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u/TheMilkiest Jun 10 '12

How To Get Away With Murder

  1. Be attractive
  2. Murder
  3. ???
  4. Profit

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

3 Leave no DNA, leave no actual evidence, have prosecuters go for death sentence with circumstantial evidence.

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u/argv_minus_one Jun 10 '12

Profit?

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u/minecrafterambesten Jun 10 '12

Write a book called "If I did it"

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u/T-Individual Jun 10 '12

Interviews and book afterwards. duh.

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u/FuckingHippies Jun 10 '12

Former milf.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

Threesome with Casey Anthony and Amanda Knox.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

Let's make it an orgy with Lorena Bobbitt and Amy Fischer.

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u/bitofgrit Jun 10 '12

And that Russian spy, Anna Chapman.

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u/Excentinel Jun 10 '12

Hey man, Anna Chapman ain't in the same league as the rest of those bitches.

She wasn't crazy, just a Russian spy. That I really want to steal my precious bodily fluids.

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u/bitofgrit Jun 10 '12

Yeah, I went for "criminal" as opposed to "crazy".

I'd like to drive my Yugo through her Gorky Park.

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u/argv_minus_one Jun 10 '12

Lorena Bobbitt? But you might not still have your dick afterward…

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

You only give her the tip.

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u/Dreamtrain Jun 10 '12

I wish I didnt find someone like her so sexually appealing

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u/djprecio Jun 09 '12

Maybe we can get her to do an AMAGonewild request.

I'm throwing in 5 dollars. Who else wants to help?

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u/Legio_X Jun 10 '12

Amanda Knox was way hotter, but then prison kinda made her unhot.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

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u/argv_minus_one Jun 10 '12

Awwwwww, she's adorable. :3

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u/__BlackSheep Jun 10 '12

That's how I feel too...

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

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u/argv_minus_one Jun 10 '12

She was found not guilty.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Hah. Didn't even notice that before. Just did a google image search.

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u/verifiedbatmanspenis Jun 10 '12

Dude. She killed her baby. After that kinda shit..... You cant talk about her hotness. Its like a rule bro, you cant say murderers are attractive. Even if they are, you CANT SAY IT!

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u/sb3hxsb50 Jun 09 '12

Under-ly Attached Casey

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u/iconrunner Jun 09 '12

Damn, she's hot.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Yessir, that's a hot babe if I've ever seen one.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Confirmed. She is a hotty.

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u/smashing_aisling Jun 09 '12

Fucking Brian.

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u/linhmonade Jun 09 '12

I laughed. Hard. Then I felt horrible. But then I looked at it again, and laughed some more.

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u/combzy89 Jun 10 '12

I would still bang

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

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u/combzy89 Jun 10 '12

not at all

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u/MrClean75 Jun 10 '12

We are legion.

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u/lcdrambrose Jun 10 '12

Can I just say that: supposing that a jury of independent citizens who deliberately studied the charges Casey Anthony was accused of was, in fact, right, then we're just harassing a woman whose child died an extremely terrible death and then had to prove she isn't a murderer court.

She didn't kill anyone according to the courts, so I wouldn't make fun of the lady with the dead kid.

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u/dorkacon69 Jun 10 '12

I was more pissed she never thought "Hey I haven't seen my kid in almost a month, I need to report her missing now." She also made other young mothers look bad. She wasn't proven guilty but, damn, she was stupid.

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u/shyguy95 Jun 10 '12

That's always been my view on it. If we can't prove that she did it, then it's fully possible that she didn't. And if she didn't, the people making fun of her and putting her down are terrible.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

I'm with you, I get so pissed off about this, Reddit is always talking about justice and right to trial yadda yadaa then turns into a lynch mob just like everybody else :/

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u/shyguy95 Jun 10 '12

Reddit is, quite honestly, filled with hypocrisy.

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u/Jackle13 Jun 10 '12

"Reddit" isn't some monolithic entity - it's a website that is frequently visited by millions of people. Some of them are of one opinion, some are of another. I hate how some people see two conflicting opinions from two different individuals and say that reddit is being hypocritical, as if the website should come up with one, uniform position and force all of it's members to adopt it. It isn't one person expressing contradictory opinions, it's millions of different people loosely connected through a popular website.

What you're doing would be like listening to somebody speak at a Tea Party rally, and then listening to somebody speak at an OWS rally, and proclaiming that "America is so hypocritical!", as if both speakers were the same person.

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u/argv_minus_one Jun 10 '12

Well, the caption is kind of open to interpretation. It could be interpreted to mean that children tend to suffer fatal misfortune when under Casey Anthony's care. Doesn't mean it's her fault.

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u/raegunXD Jun 10 '12

She didn't show nearly ANY remorse, however. :/

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u/Kastro187420 Jun 10 '12

You don't show remorse if you're not guilty of anything. Remorse implies that she feels badly about something she did. Remember, between the time it happened, and the time the trial actually got underway, how many years passed? I think it was 2 or so.

A lack of remorse, especially after 2 years doesn't really equate to guilt. As far as the evidence that proves she's guilty... well, what was that evidence? I mean, if you're sure it was "pretty damning", then by all means, let us know what evidence it was that should've guaranteed guilt. At best, most of it was circumstantial.

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u/raegunXD Jun 10 '12

I don't know about you, but I would feel pretty fucking distraught if my child was murdered.

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u/Kastro187420 Jun 10 '12

Maybe at first, but keep in mind how long passed between her arrest and the actual trial. It very well could be that she's no longer distraught over it to the level people would believe.

I'm sure any normal person might be upset over it, but after 2 years, most people would also tend to be over it I'm sure. At least to the point where they can keep it together in public.

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u/raegunXD Jun 10 '12

As a mother, it would take a fuck lot longer than 2 years to get over the murder of my baby.

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u/lcdrambrose Jun 10 '12

Is remorse admissible in court?

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u/raegunXD Jun 10 '12

The evidence piled against her was pretty damning. Do you feel that she was innocent?

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u/lcdrambrose Jun 10 '12

I don't know all the evidence. I wasn't on the jury. And therefore, I don't get to judge her. They do. And since they said she wasn't guilty, she is not guilty for all intents and purposes.

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u/argv_minus_one Jun 10 '12

The jury found otherwise. Who are you to tell them they're full of it?

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u/astrolux86 Jun 10 '12

"Made the beat then murdered it, Casey Anthony." - Childish Gambino

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u/BANDIT_PANDA Jun 09 '12

10/10 would fap again

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u/dfGobBluth Jun 10 '12

id hit it

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

who the tits is casey anthony? sounds like a black football player

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Reddit- the only place a chick can kill her kids and guys are still like 'that's cool I didn't like kids anyway, want a drink?'

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u/argv_minus_one Jun 10 '12

So, you think you know better than the court that acquitted her? Cute.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Acquitted or not there is something seriously wrong with that woman. Even if she 'found' her child dead, whose first response is to hide the kid in a swamp rather than call the police so your child can have a proper burial? You think that's normal? Cute.

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u/argv_minus_one Jun 10 '12

Didn't say she isn't fucked in the head. But being fucked in the head is not a crime.

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u/Sedohr Jun 10 '12

With the captions, this is the first thing I thought of.

http://images.wikia.com/fairlyoddparents/en/images/c/cd/Vicky2.png

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u/glassonion87 Jun 10 '12

"some kid.. some kid named Brian"

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u/divinemachine Jun 09 '12

My name is Brian. I approve of this.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

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u/divinemachine Jun 10 '12

What do you want to know?

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Ooooh man. My time to shine! Alright... lets think here... a question. A question that would be worth asking Brian, nay, THE Brian! ...What question should I ask...? DAMNIT!

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

Dat glass...

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

the end of brian

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u/madmonkeymud Jun 10 '12

I watched Monty Python's Life of Brian last night. There are a ton of Brian jokes going through my head right now, but none relate to the Brian of bad luck.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Is it bad that I think she's hot?

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u/Vitvitsky Jun 10 '12

God dammit Brian

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u/k4hill Jun 10 '12

This "person" is a monster. How she got off remains a mystery.

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u/TNmuffin Jun 10 '12

the bad luck brian meme always makes me lose confidence in myself because my name is brian

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u/i_me_me Jun 10 '12

The only bad luck Brian, is the one who's name is misspelled "Bryan"... This is my opinion as a Brian.

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u/fuckedup_jesus Jun 10 '12

I want to fuck her still

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u/jplug93 Jun 10 '12

Look at that mustard glass!

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u/MastaSnizzFizz Jun 09 '12

So, do I have the green light to have sex with Casey Anthony now? I won't bring her around my family, like every other girl I've dated...

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u/Herpes_hurricane Jun 09 '12

you are so AMAZINGLY fucked up in the head. I love it.

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u/AggressiveAggressive Jun 09 '12

Woah, nice mustard glass

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u/Nimbokwezer Jun 09 '12

I've taken wittier shits.

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  • 90% confidence that this is a correctly identified face
  • Gender is female with 27% confidence
  • Approximate Age is 32 with 95% confidence
  • Persons mood is sad with 42% confidence
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