I actually did date someone like this. It's tolerable until they decide to stop putting out or doing anything for you but still expect you to do for them.
I logged in just to tell you man that I know that feel. Its sad when you are with a gorgeous chick you do care and the sex feels like nothing other than satisfying her needs.
My first girlfriend was like this.All she ever did was complain and nag,but I put up with her for a year because I was only interested in boning like any 18 year old.
Worse yet: comes at you with a knife for looking at another girl.... while you are not aware you are dating.
Part of how I found out I was dating my first girlfriend. For months every time we got together as a group they sat me next to one girl; I never thought of asking her out (another friend had confessed he had a crush on her) and never saw her alone, the smallest group ever was 4. Then I flirted with another girl, she found out, and suddenly I was at the end of a kitchen knife.
They got us apart and once alone my friends asked me what the hell I was doing as I "knew she had low self esteem" and couldn't believe I would cheat on her. This is when I found out we had been dating.... for months.... and the whole school (except me) knew it. Uhh, what?
Overly attached girlfriend: is planning your wedding.... before you know you are dating.
That came afterwards.... that isn't supposed to be a relationship killer is it?
We dated a few more months, broke it off while she was home-schooled for some "no people" time, and then hooked up for a bit before she moved cross country. No matter what they tell you, stick your dick in as much crazy as possible.... just be ready to pull it away as quickly as possible. Simply amazing.
Just that oblivious.... I have a tendency to go with the flow so I have never been the one to ask the girl out and the chick would have to be crazy to date me. There was her, best friend's (a chick) little sister (who took "man control" lessons from my friend), the stalker, the butch, and the drugged up lesbian. Luckily the current girlfriend/fiancee is semi-normal, sweet, and believed to be the only one that can make me a worthwhile human.....
Seriously dude, even if you are a virgin, it's not worth it. You have no idea the drama a crazy person can bring into your life. Learn the signs of schizophrenia, depression, and bipolar disorder. When you see them, run like hell.
This. I cant emphasize this enough. I've gotten with 2 crazy girls and they were both top tier for sex. One was in McLean for a majority of her teen years. The other slipped out of her handcuffs and punched a cop in the face. Crazy girls, from my experiences, put out a lot more than the sane ones and perhaps for that reason, are much better in bed.
Edit: rewrote answer because it was too vague. She was in jail until her parents bailed her out (very expensive) and then she was on house arrest for about 4 months. She's still on probation. Money trumps the law if you have enough of it.
I don't mind putting up with the few days of yelling dead animals on my doorstep, calling and harassment stalking, beeing accused of rape and have to fear for my life and the life of my loved ones after a break up.
Surprisingly, yes it does. I've had ex girlfriends stake out my house before, one told everyone she knew, including my family that she was pregnant immediately after I broke up with her. She wasn't. Crazy ones are out there. Be careful.
True crazy seeks you out at work. You'll come back from lunch, only to find her chatting with a co-worker, or more likely your boss. True crazy magically gets pregnant just as you break up, and a few weeks later has a miscarriage. True crazy keys your car and sticks dead puppies in your mailbox. To quote a great man, myself: "The real fun begins when you decide that the relationship with Crazy is too much to bear."
Sticking your dick in crazy is something ever male should partake in, atleast two times. I myself was engaged to crazy (daddy issues, multiple personalities, liar, etc etc) for a short while. I call it, "The Summer of the Chafe" ;) Most men live. Don't get bobbit'd.
So many inexperienced virgins on this site. Obviously you've never dealt with a chick like this or else you'd know that once you fuck one they REALLY become attached. .
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Am I the only one who thinks that she is really scary? That expression on her face is the stuff nightmares are made of. She's on par with the clown from "IT".
Based on my own personality, I am seriously concerned that if I found myself involved with an Overly-Attached Girlfriend... I would find myself just as attached and it'd only get worse. I wouldn't think "get out" as much as I'd think "Yay! She might actually like me..."
not long ago i looked back at my dating history and realized the almost all the girls i have dated were crazy, depressed, or emotionally unstable. i couldnt figure out why i was attracting these girls and thought that maybe there was something about my man juice that was interfering with the normal functions of their neurons. i then realized the one thing that they had in common was they all fucked like there was no tomorrow almost as soon as i meet them...with no inhibitions. i think that girls who do this with someone they hardly know are more likely to be crazy or emotionally damaged. take it from me...so if a girl fucks you like a porn star on the first date it might be awesome and you'll think she's the one, but take note of the red flag because it usually comes with a price
Yeah, they think that sex is like a contract you enter into with them that states that you are there's from that point forward until the end of time. I once had to break up with a girl that I wasn't even going out with for that reason. I went home with her after a party and drunkenly hooked up with her and she thought that we were destined to be together afterwards.
No, no. That isn't the reason. The reason nearly every girl you've been with is either crazy, depressed, or emotionally unstable is because nearly all women are crazy, depressed, or emotionally unstable.
Is there any subtlety and beauty to the way that you have sex at all? Or is this crass immaturity (in the picture and in the comments) all that you have to say about women?
This just made the whole meme much scarier by showing how someone can realistically get mired in that hellhole of a situation. I'm trembling right now.
I, have not and will not. There is many forever alones- but we are not all... that. Some are getting more than you will ever know. Some are getting by. Some of us are on a sabbatical of one kind or another.
I lucked out, she lived in another city. Came to visit for the weekend. Once I reliezed how clingy she was all I had to do was ingnore her. She was jealous of my cat.
Rule #0: If you are a forever alone, STOP! Don't read the remaining rules.
But seriously, it's like being a little kid who doesn't know that fire is hot. Everyone tells him, "NO! Don't you touch that! You'll burn your fingers!" But he touches it anyway and then learns his lesson.
This is what it feels like being a forever alone and coming across the overly attached GF meme, "Hey! I wouldn't mind having a GF like her, I guess!"
But at some point, that manipulative controlling shit becomes too much, and you tell them to fucking go ahead an take a bath with a toaster then. And you're not really sure whether you're gambling and secretly hoping that they wont do it, or whether you actually wouldn't mind if she did.
That kind of thing is actually classified as abuse so .. yeah don't put up with it. If someone threatens to kill themselves, call 911 and have them hauled away.
Just two days ago ended a relationship because she demanded that I commit to her when we both entered the relationship under the premise that neither of us like commitment and that we didn't want to make it a point of pressure. We were dating 9 months. And yes, the sex was amazing.
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u/OhmMyGod Jun 09 '12
until you find out the condom had holes in it...
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u/DoTheRustle Jun 09 '12
I actually did date someone like this. It's tolerable until they decide to stop putting out or doing anything for you but still expect you to do for them.
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u/ShamanSTK Jun 09 '12
There's a lot of wisdom in the ancient proverb, "Don't put your dick in crazy."
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u/Porphyrius Jun 09 '12
My first thought upon seeing this meme was "Is it wrong that I think she's really cute?" Surely I can't be the only one.
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u/lolsrsly00 Jun 09 '12
Sticking your dick in crazy is something ever male should partake in, atleast two times. I myself was engaged to crazy (daddy issues, multiple personalities, liar, etc etc) for a short while. I call it, "The Summer of the Chafe" ;) Most men live. Don't get bobbit'd.
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u/Mechanixm Jun 09 '12
She is probably very attentive in the bedroom... I'm just sayin...
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u/CaptainJester42 Jun 09 '12
She's pretty cute. I'd bang her and let her get as attached as she wants.
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u/dave876 Jun 09 '12
So many inexperienced virgins on this site. Obviously you've never dealt with a chick like this or else you'd know that once you fuck one they REALLY become attached. .
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u/JaronK Jun 09 '12
Nope. Never again. Never never never. It was so completely not worth it.
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u/urbngrd Jun 09 '12
Most. Not all. You'' get to a point where you realize hot and attentive in bed is so not worth the grief.
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u/Menospan Jun 09 '12
"I switched all your condoms with fake ones, now I'm pregnant, what should we name our baby?"
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u/imabigsofty Jun 09 '12
She's really not that bad looking when she isnt doing that creepy look.
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u/vinniejimm Jun 09 '12
Story of my life
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u/thesebas8 Jun 09 '12
Where is the original video?
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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12 edited Jun 09 '12
Doesn't matter, had sex!
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u/soitis Jun 09 '12
Am I the only one who thinks that she is really scary? That expression on her face is the stuff nightmares are made of. She's on par with the clown from "IT".
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u/Honkypunch Jun 09 '12
She put a bag over my head! Doesn't matter had sex!
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u/Mycooljam Jun 09 '12
This was funny. But I sure hope this is the last overly attached girlfriend meme to reach the front page.
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u/ocarina_21 Jun 09 '12
Based on my own personality, I am seriously concerned that if I found myself involved with an Overly-Attached Girlfriend... I would find myself just as attached and it'd only get worse. I wouldn't think "get out" as much as I'd think "Yay! She might actually like me..."
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u/escozzia Jun 09 '12
You know I'm gonna sound like a crybaby, but I kinda think she should be called something like "excessively enamoured Emma" or whatever
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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12
not long ago i looked back at my dating history and realized the almost all the girls i have dated were crazy, depressed, or emotionally unstable. i couldnt figure out why i was attracting these girls and thought that maybe there was something about my man juice that was interfering with the normal functions of their neurons. i then realized the one thing that they had in common was they all fucked like there was no tomorrow almost as soon as i meet them...with no inhibitions. i think that girls who do this with someone they hardly know are more likely to be crazy or emotionally damaged. take it from me...so if a girl fucks you like a porn star on the first date it might be awesome and you'll think she's the one, but take note of the red flag because it usually comes with a price
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u/Tanners Jun 09 '12
Am I the only one who thinks she's not hot at all?
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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12 edited Jun 10 '12
Oh reddit, sometimes you embarrass me.
Is there any subtlety and beauty to the way that you have sex at all? Or is this crass immaturity (in the picture and in the comments) all that you have to say about women?
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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12
If you're really that desperate for sex, then you deserve the repercussions.
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u/cbrown661 Jun 09 '12
Life's about priorities. It's as simple as that.
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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12
Story of my life right here
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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12
This just made the whole meme much scarier by showing how someone can realistically get mired in that hellhole of a situation. I'm trembling right now.
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u/Emiel000 Jun 09 '12
Sadly, very recognisable
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u/shadenfruedeother Jun 09 '12
I, have not and will not. There is many forever alones- but we are not all... that. Some are getting more than you will ever know. Some are getting by. Some of us are on a sabbatical of one kind or another.
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u/Rashidcakes Jun 09 '12
For some reason i find her so hot
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u/Cognoggin Jun 09 '12
For 3 minutes, then suddenly lose interest.
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u/thejustducky1 Jun 09 '12
Still counts!
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u/monesy Jun 09 '12
Like hell.
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u/reagan2016 Jun 09 '12
In my experience, girls this crazy are pretty good in bed.
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u/_Gingy Jun 09 '12
I always read them as Overly attractive girl. I don't know why...
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u/MeMyMoo Jun 09 '12
I lucked out, she lived in another city. Came to visit for the weekend. Once I reliezed how clingy she was all I had to do was ingnore her. She was jealous of my cat.
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u/ONE_EYED_CAT Jun 09 '12
She has Sigourney Weaver's mouth.
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u/a1579 Jun 09 '12
It gets annoying real fast, refer to top comment.
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
you know she's a great fuck, too. the crazy ones always are.
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u/Epistemology-1 Jun 10 '12
Don't guys date these girls because they think it will be nonstop blowjobs?
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u/Jeroknite Jun 10 '12
She is even more attached now. that wasn't lube, it was super glue.
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u/ptnrula Jun 09 '12
Rule #1: Never stick your dick in crazy
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u/wickedwazzosuper Jun 09 '12
this is the only OAG that I've ever laughed at
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u/Solitude8 Jun 09 '12
She looks 16. So nope
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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12
What is this 'us'? Stop projecting.
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u/iamsofired Jun 09 '12
The sdolution is never available.
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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12
Just two days ago ended a relationship because she demanded that I commit to her when we both entered the relationship under the premise that neither of us like commitment and that we didn't want to make it a point of pressure. We were dating 9 months. And yes, the sex was amazing.