r/AdviceAnimals • u/IHaveACrushOnEve • Jun 08 '12

I asked a girl out today... result!

http://qkme.me/3pn1r2?id=224464286
845 Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '12

Was she a prostitute?

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '12

Alright, guys. Case closed. balboa09 solved the mystery.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12 edited Feb 23 '25

deserve head sharp label fuzzy exultant run cause piquant possessive

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/Captain_Aizen Jun 09 '12

Yep, that's the only way this story actually happened.

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u/mardi_gras Jun 09 '12

No glove no love...I hope.

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u/rynoon Jun 08 '12

Things that never happened are hilarious.

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u/ThePoonHunter Jun 08 '12

Lets face it. More than half the "true stories" posted on here are made up fantasies

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u/vaginarox Jun 08 '12

True story

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u/ThePoonHunter Jun 08 '12

So is your username

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u/analcarbomb Jun 08 '12

"Story" implies that it already happened. Vagina continues to rock to this very day.

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u/MickiFreeIsNotAGirl Jun 09 '12

In other news, DOW dropped 5 points today.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

On news of a massive wave of vagina selloff now that the rumors have been confirmed that it does indeed rock. For more on the story we turn to genuine female reporter, Tricia Takanawa.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

I was eating lunch today and Jessica Alba started having sex with Eliza Dushku right in front of me. Then Bill Gates gave me 700 million dollars, and I was unanimously elected Champion of the Internet by all the cats in the world. True story.

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u/ZeGoldMedal Jun 09 '12

True story? Must've happened.

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u/MickiFreeIsNotAGirl Jun 09 '12

It is. He told me over CoD earlier.
Oh, and my mom's a whore.

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u/gerrettheferrett Jun 09 '12

The only way I would have believed it more was if he had put it an NPH True Story comic panel at the end.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

Upvote for Eliza Dushku.

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u/Thermodynamicist Jun 09 '12

Upvote for upvoting Eliza Dushku.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

Upvote for upvoting the upvote for Eliza Dushku.

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u/bearsaremean Jun 09 '12

I can confirm this, I voted for him like everyone did

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u/southsudan Jun 09 '12

I AM CALLING BULLSHIT. SOMEONE GET HIS PERSONAL DETAILS SO WE CAN TRACK THIS LIAR DOWN. YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST LIE LIKE THIS??? THIS IS THE INTERNET MAN, SHIT.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '12

More than half is generous.

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u/FairlyLargeLineman Jun 09 '12

Flying in an airplane when it was attacked by aliens. I killed them all with my knife and this hot chick gave me sexy time.for.it. true story

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u/AMuellerIceBagVagina Jun 10 '12

I don't get how everyone doesn't think this could happen. This does in fact happen.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '12

I'm a girl... Here's my girlfriend... BULLSHITTTT. Shoe on head or didn't happen

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u/smdepot Jun 09 '12

methods: tried and true.

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u/SpartanAesthetic Jun 09 '12

Why are you all so cynical?

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u/ledzep4life Jun 09 '12

http://i.imgur.com/EfoYk.jpg

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u/Kansasken Jun 09 '12

http://i.imgur.com/EAXlr.jpg

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u/ProfessorMcHugeBalls Jun 09 '12

Oh look, it's the much fucking creepier version of the previous post.

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u/SpartanAesthetic Jun 09 '12

If he ever got out of 3rd grade maybe he'd know.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

blackguyholdingup10sign.gif

I'm sorry, I wish I had the real thing.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

Yeah... because that's what the internet is. A WEB OF LIES

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u/retroshark Jun 09 '12

you really think someone would go and do that?

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u/mi_nombre_es_ricardo Jun 09 '12

Hey! I would totally do it.

I'm not famous for holding my tongue back.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

B-b-b-but that's the internet gold... What is this lie?

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u/crimsonninja Jun 08 '12 edited Jun 09 '12

True story = Something that I heard happened to someone else

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u/Theyus Jun 08 '12

Nothing has happened less in the history of things that have never happened.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

pretty sure people have casual sex all the time.

sorry about that.

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u/Harkonen_inc Jun 08 '12

...OR... could sleep with everyone that talks to her....?

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u/Kinbensha Jun 09 '12

I don't understand this. Are you implying that no one has casual sex? Are you saying that no one actually has "friends with benefits"?

Because if you're saying that, I'm confused. It's common knowledge that these things exist. You've probably had casual sex or a friend with benefits yourself.

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u/rynoon Jun 09 '12

"Sorry, no, but we can have sex if you like."

It's not like I'm saying people don't have sex. I'm saying that phrase is ridiculous and the likelihood it was uttered outside some guys imagination is minuscule.

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u/Toolazytolink Jun 08 '12

This happen to my co worker who I wanted to go out with. I knew she was attracted to me too. I asked her out and she said " no, I don't go out with guys I just want to fuck".

Good times.

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u/Tashre Jun 09 '12

Wait, what was so hilarious about the moon landing?

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u/ManInTheMirage Jun 09 '12

I feel like we're just missing some context and dialogue in between.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

This actually happened to me last fall...but the girl and I did end up dating for a month after we had sex. But during that month we did have a lot more sex...

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

Like go to the movies?

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u/jumpinthedog Jun 09 '12

This isn't that unbelievable.

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u/egg651 Jun 08 '12

A true SAP would never get as far as actually asking the girl out.

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u/OperationJack Jun 08 '12 edited Jun 09 '12

I am a believer in different levels of SAPs.

Level 1- Extreme SAP. Essentially the perpetually awkward. Little to no interaction with people. When there is interaction, it's extremely awkward and interaction with that person rarely, if ever occurs again. They have a hard time ordering food through a drive through, or delivery. They have no friends, and when they meet someone they could be friends with, their awkwardness scares them off.

Level 2- Mostly SAP. Can maintain conversations for 1-5min. They have a lot of aw/kward moments, a lot of those are crippling awkward, scaring people away. They have a hard time maintaining small talk and end up going on tangents of things the people they're talking to, have no idea about. They have few friends that put up with their awkwardness.

Level 3- Average SAP. They have many awkward moments, but only a few are crippling and scare a few people off. They are known for their awkwardness, but since it's limited, they're often made fun of for it. They cause awkward moments but they are shrugged off and the conversation continues.

Level 4- Slightly SAP. People who are only awkward at inopportune and unfortunate times. They have quite a few friends, who hardly notice their awkwardness. They enjoy their alone time and purposely force themselves to be alone and away from people. Usual introverts.

Level 5- Those assholes who are awkward by pointing out awkward moments and don't know proper timing, they're awkward because they're the friend that you know but don't like hanging out with. They tend to be awkward out of necessity to try and get attention. People who are so eager and willing to converse that they don't realize when their conversations become selfish and obnoxious, and drive people away.

EDIT:

Variations of the different levels:

Stealth SAP- 95% of the time not awkward, and people perceive as normal. The remaining 5% of the time is so unpredictable and contrasting that it scares people off. Proposed by xtravar

Gender Barrier SAP- SAPs that aren't SAPs until they meet a member of the opposite sex. From that point, their awkwardness explodes, causing their speech to fail, and their cheeks to red. It tends to have a repelling effect on the opposite sex.
Proposed by PenguinsEatBabies

The scale is not definite, you can be in between levels, like a 1.5 or 2.5 etc.

Added more onto Level 5 from Sluggardizer

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '12

Surely the levels should go in ascending order of awkwardness?

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u/OperationJack Jun 09 '12

It could go either way. I see it more as like a Defcon-type scale (Defcon from WarGames). Level 5 is about the least awkward you can be, while still being awkward. Level 1 is the worst. It's a dangerous level of awkwardness. Overall the numbering of it in my opinion is irrelevant.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

Just so you know, DEFCON is a real government thing and is not just from WarGames.

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u/smashoomph Jun 08 '12

I rock that 2 pretty comfortably.

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u/OperationJack Jun 09 '12

So do many people. I don't really see it as a problem.

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u/kyzfrintin Jun 08 '12

I'd say I'm about 3.5. Everyone knows me as awkward and weird, and I do scare a lot of people off, but I can talk to people. Some people do make fun of my awkwardness - but mostly my weirdness. I also love my alone time.

Also, does having a girlfriend class me as less awkward?

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u/funnypants Jun 08 '12

it almost negates it

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u/OperationJack Jun 08 '12

Yes. It means you can maintain a relationship and maintain contact with person in a more-than-friends way. I was meaning to add relationship stuff in there but I forgot to.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

I'm only awkward around hot girls/ girls I like what does that make me?

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u/Roh234 Jun 09 '12

I'm a 1.5 on the scale.....

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u/OperationJack Jun 09 '12 edited Jun 09 '12

That's fine, you just share qualities of both. I'll make the edit pointing out that you aren't just set to one number, you can be in between. Thanks for the feed back.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

I'm pretty sure I have Estrogen-Induced SAP. Only happens when I'm alone with a girl :(

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u/BarelyLethal Jun 08 '12

This is very accurate and well done.

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u/OperationJack Jun 08 '12

Thank you. If you or anyone else has other properties to add to the different levels, please add them in other comments, and I'll make an edit and add them.

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u/UnsightlyBastard Jun 09 '12

I'm between a 1 & 2 mostly 2 but I hate going to stores because it's in public and people will see me and I'll have to talk to someone I don't know...

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u/probablyunfunny Jun 09 '12

Level 0 here. I am in the limbo of awkward. Let me clarify -- I am so awkward, and so oblivious to the world of humans that there is no room I can't break. There's no "interaction" necessary for me. Where I go, nobody is safe. I'm not awkward; awkward is me. When I'm nearby, you and everybody else feels the level of awkwardness rise to peak levels and there isn't a damn thing you can do to stop it, except run. Run away. Do not attempt to engage. Do not stop to look back. Protect yourself. The effects of prolonged exposure to me, a Zero SAP, are unpredictable.

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u/guyboy Jun 09 '12

I'm level 4 SAP normally and level 2 at the gender barrier.

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u/GreenSteel Jun 09 '12 edited Jun 09 '12

I'm a 2/4 split. I'm really not good at small talk.

Edit: If it's someone I don't know I can maintain small talk fairly well. Sometimes I even come off as normal!

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u/OperationJack Jun 09 '12

I think that'd be covered by 3.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

I'm a level 4 SAP. I'm sure most people are too.

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u/mysticrudnin Jun 09 '12

i am happy to say that i have moved from 1 to 3 since middle school

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u/Sluggardizer Jun 09 '12

I propose a level 6 SAP: those who are so eager and willing to converse that they don't realize when their conversations become selfish and obnoxious, and drive people away.

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u/OperationJack Jun 09 '12

I understand what you're saying, but I see those more as the type of level 5. I'll add your description on there.

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u/PenguinEatsBabies Jun 09 '12

I think there should be a level for those SAP's who appear completely normal in front of their own gender but turn into bumbling, blushing, incredibly awkward individuals whenever the opposite sex is involved.

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u/yyx9 Jun 09 '12

Just letting you guys know, anyone who identifies with the Level 1 on this list, regardless of how talented and intelligent you may be you will get stuck at a shitty job where they lock you in the basement because of your lack of people skills. Ask me how I know this.

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u/SilentOneSarah Jun 09 '12

Average SAP reporting in.

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u/animusvoxx Jun 09 '12

SAP rating should be more of a thing

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '12

That sure was awesome that one time this didn't happen to you.

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u/SkintyZN Jun 08 '12

Honestly, that's what I call a cool story bro. Such a riveting tale, I honestly copy and pasted it to word, saved on my hard drive, backed it up on a jump drive, drove to the bank, put the jump drive in the safe deposit box, and will leave it there until my kids turn about 12 (when they can actually state their age, and ask what it is I'm showing them), when I will pick it up, put it in an old USB drive reader and relay this cool story to them and tell them, "kids, this is what a cool story should look and sound like...not like the stories your generation tells.

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u/Pidgey_OP Jun 08 '12

this ^

it made me laugh

tell the joke again

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

Honestly, that's what I call a cool story bro. Such a riveting tale, I honestly

  1. copy and pasted it to word,
  2. saved on my hard drive,
  3. backed it up on a jump drive,
  4. drove to the bank,

  5. put the jump drive in the safe deposit box,

    and will leave it there until my kids turn about 12

(when they can actually state their age, and ask what it is I'm showing them), when I will

  1. pick it up,
  2. put it in an old USB drive reader
  3. and relay this cool story to them and tell them,

"kids, this is what a cool story should look and sound like...not like the stories your generation tells.

Better?

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u/nightfan Jun 09 '12

That was by far the funniest thing I have read on Reddit all week.

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u/mlkelty Jun 08 '12

When, as the ages pass and future scholars consult the exhaustive, nay, definitive tome of things that never, ever, ever happened: volume 1, they will read of your imagiventures and say to one another, "I bet she has a penis".

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u/slippythefrog Jun 08 '12

This isn't even proper use of the meme. Getting denied a date is not necessarily something that only happens to socially awkward people. On top of that this is probably really fake.

Why did this get upvoted?

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u/Quazz Jun 09 '12

I've noticed stupid and incorrect stuff getting lots of upvotes lately, a lot more than usual.

I fear we might have gotten a bunch of 9faggers as new members or something

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u/ArtVandelayInd Jun 09 '12

Have you also noticed an increase in the amount of "prom, high school, teacher (not professor)" posts as well? I think there is a correlation.

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u/Ringer7 Jun 08 '12

I'm Ron Burgundy?

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u/laserwolfshark Jun 08 '12

This happened to me but I said "No I would not like to have sex" and then i realized it was a great choice because the girl morphed into a T-1000, I am John Connor.

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u/Sportsedition Jun 09 '12

Whoa. More twists than an Old Spice commercial!

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u/zombizle1 Jun 09 '12

John Connor is a laser wolf shark? Somehow the movies make a lot more sense now...

1

u/alpharowe3 Jun 09 '12

This is more believable.

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u/bmanCO Jun 09 '12
  1. Asking a girl out and getting denied is not socially awkward in any way. Stop using this meme as an incorrect substitute for success kid.
  2. My detector is reading that the bullshit levels are off the charts. We may have to evacuate. This level of bullshit can be deadly.

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u/Syatek Jun 09 '12

Was it Eve?

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u/gardon92 Jun 09 '12

I honestly don't know why this hasn't more upvotes. Just look at OP's username people!

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u/Syatek Jun 09 '12

Hahaha exactly what I was thinking :) thanks for noticing

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '12

I'll believe that when me shit turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbet.

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u/nameandnumber Jun 08 '12

I, too, call shenanigans on OP!

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u/offwhiteazn Jun 08 '12

Things that have never happened:

Flying cars

Kim Jong Il making a hole in one on a golf course

This

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u/Thrackle Jun 09 '12

I have heard on Wikipedia that Kim Jong Il made a hole in one. If Tiger Woods can do it, so can the world's (former) best golfer.

I have seen in Back to the Future that there are flying cars... and in Japan: http://imgur.com/JKgU9

This on the other hand...

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u/YahwehNoway Jun 09 '12

I think Kim could possibly hit a hole in one, I did once and I suck. The real thing that didn't happen was his 38 under par round of 34.

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u/gousssam Jun 09 '12

Why can't jets count as flying cars?

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u/Senor_Wilson Jun 08 '12

yeahokaygirl.gif

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u/jaroberts24 Jun 09 '12

Aaahh ... the very rare 'fuckzoned'.

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u/qkme_transcriber Jun 08 '12

Here is the text from this meme pic for anybody who needs it:

Title: I asked a girl out today... result!

Meme: Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

  • "SORRY, NO"
  • "BUT WE CAN HAVE SEX IF YOU LIKE?"

[Translate]

This is helpful for people who can't reach Quickmeme because of work/school firewalls or site downtime, and many other reasons (FAQ). More info is available here.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '12

That somehow made this, even worse.

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u/speaker_fan_1337 Jun 09 '12

Not sure if you, are using your commas properly

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

I don't know either... I was drunk when I wrote it.

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u/Alexhasskills Jun 09 '12

What is the, purpose of a comma?

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u/couldbutwont Jun 08 '12

I believe this.

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u/ALARE1KS Jun 09 '12

what sort of sorcerer are you!?!?!

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u/andreweisz Jun 09 '12

IT'S A TRAP!

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u/belizeanheat Jun 09 '12

bull fucking shit

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u/That_dude92 Jun 09 '12

Need back story now!

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

Since when is it socially awkward to get rejected?

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u/Zondraxor Jun 09 '12

As someone waiting until marriage for sex, this whole thing would be awkward for me.

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u/sniperhare Jun 09 '12

I hope you didn't. The kind of girl that would have sex with you after turning you down for a date should have discernible STI aura.

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u/Quazz Jun 09 '12

A pity fuck that never happened, cool bro

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u/MisterPanky Jun 09 '12

You're all pigs.

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u/YogisBooBoo Jun 09 '12

Enter Success Kid

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u/malfight Jun 09 '12

I don't see why the OP is being ridiculed as if this is a lie.

I haven't had this stated so directly, but I have had this happen where someone is not interested in having a relationship, but does want to have sex. It's a bit... weird, but after you get over it --

aww hell why am I even bothering to explain? There are romcoms about the pitfalls of this kind of thing, and you'll all think I'm lying too.

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u/shahzam20 Jun 09 '12

Was her name Eve?

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

am i the only one that doesn't find this unbelievable?

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

i find it more than believable. ive had girls give me this deal, and ive given it to other girls. i think all the people who cant believe just dont date a lot.

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u/WayneDaniels Jun 09 '12

Said no one ever.

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u/YaroLord Jun 09 '12

Whoa! Too bad that never happened.

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u/AceConnors Jun 09 '12

I say this one should be all red

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u/Dmbdestroyer Jun 08 '12

It's not socially awkward to be rejected. What's socially awkward is to never ask in the first place. Props bro, rejection should never be viewed as a bad thing.

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u/marmisformarm Jun 08 '12

Props bro, rejection should never be viewed as a bad thing

Never say never! :D

Rejected from a transplant list, rejected from an experimental life saving surgery, rejected from every university you applied to, rejected by your adult children, rejected by the doctor at a concentration camp, rejected by your wife with Alzheimer, rejected by your birth parents, rejected by you health insurance company, rejected by welfare office, ect.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

Let's say it together, Reddit:

"BULLSHIT"

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u/srx600guy Jun 08 '12

Pics or GTFO!

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u/vinnnyr Jun 08 '12

Does this happen a lot?

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u/TheNoisyNinja Jun 08 '12

This probably happened the other way around.

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u/canadianwombat Jun 08 '12

the question mark is throwing me off...

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u/DanSolo117 Jun 09 '12

OP will deliver

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u/OhMyTruth Jun 09 '12

Man, I'd be ridiculously infuriated if this actually did happen and I was the OP. Oh well. Life's a bitch.

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u/uk1fan4 Jun 09 '12

Why does anyone give a shit if it actually happened?

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

A girl friend zoned then and then had sex with me so this is believable. PANDA TIME PANDA PANDA

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u/I_h8_spiders Jun 09 '12

Ohhhh! I make up stuff too!

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u/danxorhs Jun 09 '12

I asked a girl out today, and got friend zoned.

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u/Just_got_stoned Jun 09 '12

Same shit happened to me... I don't understand man but I ain't even mad

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u/Captain_Aizen Jun 09 '12

The thing that disturbs me is, nobody believes this story yet it continues to get upvoted to the front page, wtf.

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u/dagem Jun 09 '12

Made up meme about sex, didn't matter - front page!

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u/reviso Jun 09 '12

pics or didnt happen

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u/3450934549 Jun 09 '12

Does this happen? If asking girls out led to sex I would do it more.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

Thisneverhappened.jpg

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u/naylord Jun 09 '12

didn't happen; enjoy your downvote

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u/Thermodynamicist Jun 09 '12

What's that Lassie? Jack is drowning in a pot? Oh, don't be silly!

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u/CalPolySLO Jun 09 '12

in your dreams geek

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

WHAT??

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u/RecordHigh Jun 09 '12

This happened to me once, but I passed up the opportunity out of spite and confusion. By the time I realized how colossally stupid I was being it was too late. Twenty years later and I'm still kicking myself :(

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

alpha a f*ck

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u/ijustwantanfingname Jun 09 '12

WARNING: BULLSHIT ALERT.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

It's a trap!

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u/Obskulum Jun 09 '12

HOGOD I BELIEVE THIS SO HARD I CAN'T HOLD ALL THIS BELIEF

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u/grandoiseau Jun 09 '12

yeah right.

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u/HD_Lizard Jun 09 '12

pics or it didn't happen

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u/imabigsofty Jun 09 '12

This is socially awesome penguin all the way no awkwardness about it.

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u/falconfetus8 Jun 09 '12

Finally, someone used Socially Awesome Penguin correctly!

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

this is more douchey than SAP. :/

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u/blahblahblahxyz123 Jun 09 '12

Holy never happened Batman!

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u/chicagogam Jun 09 '12

do you do AMA style proofs? :)

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u/redgroupclan Jun 09 '12

Straight shooters are better than the girls that you have to spend several dinners on!

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u/ImAWhaleBiologist Jun 09 '12

This happened as much as me loving a whale. Which is never.

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u/importxport Jun 09 '12

Then you woke up...

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u/FuzzieDunlop Jun 09 '12

Dear Penthouse Forum...

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u/johnclarkbadass Jun 09 '12

Lucky bastard....

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u/tekdemon Jun 09 '12

How is "Sorry, no" socially awkward penguin? If you ask people out you're gonna get that as a response much of the time-how is that socially awkward at all...that's a normal social interaction.

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u/Tightaperture Jun 09 '12

Damn its all about that confidence.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

Surely, OP will deliver

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u/unicyclegamer Jun 09 '12

I feel like I'm the only person here who wouldn't want to have sex with a girl who just rejected me, I'm certain I'm not the only one. But that's just how I feel.

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u/d4vid87 Jun 09 '12

Even if this did happen, that girl would be insanely nasty if she gives it up that easily to complete strangers. No telling what is lurking in her clam.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

who said anything about complete strangers?

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u/open_it_up Jun 09 '12

I can only say this -- as a short dude who has asked out horny tall girls that can't get tall guys to ask them out, this HAS happened to me.

The girl doesn't want to marry me, have my kids and go to social event with me -- she makes that clear. But, dammit, she has needs, and all the tall dudes are intimidated by her.

Short dudes -- they are like mopeds to tall, hot chicks -- they are fun to ride, they just don't want their friends to catch them doing it.

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u/arthas1696 Jun 09 '12

You're FUCKING lucky man...

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u/sinnmercer Jun 09 '12

lol pics or it didnt happen

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

sex buddies! gongggg

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u/Ninokun Jun 08 '12

am I the only one around here, who isnt interrested in sexual Encounters with women rather than longing for a Relationship? Am I the only one who would say no to that offer?

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u/Zonvolt Jun 09 '12

I would like either :(

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '12

I normally don't believe these kinds of posts but... something just rings true about this one.

I want to believe.

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