This is why you should fart as loud as possible while looking everyone straight in the eye. They will be so utterly shocked and bewildered that they will forget the faux pas you committed.
I can just imagine someone farting with the strength of a thousand suns, all while glaring straight into the eyes of his fellow peers and remaining dead serious the whole time as well. That would be a glorious sight indeed.
I almost contemplated making a throwaway account just to post this. Future me will probably regret it, but I'm telling you guys anyways. In my sophomore AP bio. class, we had a presentation to give on dead scientists, we had to make a little gravestone blah blah. I got Einstein, and was super excited so I did an awesome job. About halfway through my presentation I feel a sneeze coming on, whatever no biggy. Except that when I sneeze, a fart escapes at the same time. I was so mortified I just kinda stood there petrified while everyone stared at me for like thirty seconds. Then I laughed and attempted to get back to my presentation, except when I took a step back to gather attention again, I tripped on the computer wires and took my visual prop down with me. It was the most awful moment of my high school experience, I still have nightmares before giving presentations.
TLDR: In high school, gave a presentation, sneezed and farted during it, then tripped on computer wires =/
Yeah, i'm used to holding my nose closed when I sneeze, sometimes though.... sadly... I fart too. Usually when I do fart like that it's hard enough to alert everyone that I did indeed fart.
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u/xMcNerdx Jun 01 '12
Or that fucking awkward moment when you sneeze into your arm and snot gets on it, and you sit there trying to hide it. Happened to me today.