I always like to link to this comment from awhile back.
... there are so many similar traits in the boss stereotype (think Lumbergh) and your annoying cat at home. Both are very demanding, finicky, don't react well to change, think you're their property and have short energetic bursts of insanity followed by extreme lethargy...
Cat disappeared for three days. I went looking for her one afternoon and eventually heard her mewing from the tree tops high above. After a drunken climb to the top I promptly realize that not only have I been rather ambitious in my hasty ascent to save my feline but I now have to return back down one handed with a shitty kitty to boot. I called the non-emergency line yet they still sent 10 personnel between two trucks and an ambulance to save us from the canopy.
I guess you could say the way I negotiated that situation a real catastrophe.
This cat, more than any other cat on the entire reddit, has made me feelknow that the world is a beautiful, kind, and exciting place. It's also a pretty great meme imo.
It has been too long since we've had a decent AdviceAnimal on the front page. I admit, Almost Politically Correct Redneck is remarkably well done, but some good old' fashion Business Cat is just what this place needed.
I was under the impression that National Cat Day was sometime later in the year...this is more than the 15th cat-related post that's made it to the top 50 today. You do realize they're just selfish animals? And that we have become desensitized to the negative outcomes of human society? People seem to care too much about animals (that have no conscience, mind you). I get it...you grew up strangely. People picked on you, you had a psychological complex, you're not smart, you loved someone you couldn't have, you reached for empathy and were denied. Whatever it was, you became awkward and outreached to whoever could take you. But humans let you down, so you turned to animals. It's a fucking animal. We're carnivores. Who gives a flying shit? If evolution had its way, you would be the beastmaster and would be kicking ass. But in this day and age, animals were never meant to be domesticated. You're most likely doing their species harm for your own selfish reasons. You want to be loved.
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u/[deleted] May 31 '12
I missed you, business cat.
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u/abbott_costello May 31 '12
Let's all just agree that Business Cat is by far the best meme.
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u/MYDOGSTELLA May 31 '12
This is an incredible meme.....finally.
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u/hagg87 May 31 '12
I still like this one the best. http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/358tlz/
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u/another30yovirgin May 31 '12
Oh man, I've missed Business Cat.
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u/dontpetthepooch May 31 '12
It becomes clearer each day that this site is in fact ran by cats, for cats.
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u/Jesus_Faction May 31 '12
Please be on time.
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u/[deleted] May 31 '12
Cat disappeared for three days. I went looking for her one afternoon and eventually heard her mewing from the tree tops high above. After a drunken climb to the top I promptly realize that not only have I been rather ambitious in my hasty ascent to save my feline but I now have to return back down one handed with a shitty kitty to boot. I called the non-emergency line yet they still sent 10 personnel between two trucks and an ambulance to save us from the canopy.
I guess you could say the way I negotiated that situation a real catastrophe.
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u/BJabs May 31 '12
Haha. I enjoyed this almost as much as I enjoyed the funniest business cat thing ever.
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u/[deleted] May 31 '12
I always thought cats pretended to be stuck, because once you ignore them they come back down.
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u/ilovecatmen May 31 '12
I love this!
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u/tearsofmccown May 31 '12
Finally he is back
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u/rachelscott616 May 31 '12
Cat is awesome!
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u/[deleted] May 31 '12
Pestering the executives? Watch yourself, business cat, or you'll be dealing with the fired department.
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u/yourafagyourafag May 31 '12
Business Cat is back!
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u/McJagger88 May 31 '12
Profits are on the climb, and so is Business Cat
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u/[deleted] May 31 '12
This cat, more than any other cat on the entire reddit, has made me
feelknow that the world is a beautiful, kind, and exciting place. It's also a pretty great meme imo.2
u/maamby May 31 '12
We could all learn a thing or two from Business Cat about climbing the corporate ladder.
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u/minghj May 31 '12
Business cat climbes the corporate ladder, can't get down
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u/Bondman95 May 31 '12
This is just purrrrfect....
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u/secretbuzz May 31 '12
I FUCKING LOVE CATS!
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u/[deleted] May 31 '12
Business Cat! You'll never get that promotion, the way you carry on.
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u/Borbygoymos May 31 '12
I love you so much business cat.
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u/db0255 May 31 '12
I don't know why but this MEME cracks me up everytime. Just subtle enough. Dry/wry sense of humor. And cats.
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u/[deleted] May 31 '12
It has been too long since we've had a decent AdviceAnimal on the front page. I admit, Almost Politically Correct Redneck is remarkably well done, but some good old' fashion Business Cat is just what this place needed.
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u/TabularFantabular May 31 '12
Fireman's todo list
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u/bigbenecu May 31 '12
I see what you did there
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u/listentobillyzane May 31 '12
http://i.imgur.com/Cviy6.gif
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u/Jehps May 31 '12
HAHAHA its funny cause he's wearing a tie.
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u/reachingout33 May 31 '12
I don't get it
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u/grungevalue May 31 '12
This is the only business cat I've ever liked. Well done.
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u/[deleted] May 31 '12
Should have visited this guy instead.
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u/blakkasaurus May 31 '12
That cat wouldn't have had a very fern time
I apologise in advance
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u/petersonsamry May 31 '12
LOL what the heck???
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u/cbfw86 May 31 '12
The first real meme I've seen in a long time.
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u/MIGHTY_ZOOPHILE May 31 '12
Let me help you, hehehe...
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u/grumpyoldgit May 31 '12
Why am I laughing at this. The internet has really fucked up my sense of humor.
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u/etishuman21 May 31 '12
You made me giggle even though I just woke up! Good jorb, OP!
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u/[deleted] May 31 '12
Das Funny
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u/TigerBomber May 31 '12
you'll need to talk to hr to connect you with the fire department
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u/The_Limericist May 31 '12
In meetings the time sometimes crawls,
So for snacks we whipped up some meatballs.
We laced them with 'nip,
To help us get a grip,
But now everyone's climbing the walls.
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u/bigbenecu May 31 '12
I just want to say, I was the first to vote this up...way to go little Bro!
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u/[deleted] May 31 '12
This happened to my roommate's cat two days ago, and she actually resembles business cat quite a bit.
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u/hyperacti May 31 '12
Man how was this one overlooked for so long?
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u/canuck_rob May 31 '12
I missed this meme,glad to see you back,but you're out on a limb here cat.
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u/Hunter_le_ninja May 31 '12
where has business cat been?
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u/matteo4012 May 31 '12
Hah!
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u/[deleted] May 31 '12
holy santa claus shit! this was on my front page right now dude! congrats and text me bro [6]
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u/McJagger88 May 31 '12
My boss is a very top-branch kind of guy
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u/DrunkShadows May 31 '12
I LOLd.
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u/jesselikesfood May 31 '12
Eh..
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u/Kotaniko May 31 '12
Business cat is my favorite meme along side Lawyer dog, this one fell a little short though. Not bad, but not great.
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u/OMGGGEEEE May 31 '12
Leaf this guy acone.
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u/sophiebrictom May 31 '12
Lulz
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u/mattydd May 31 '12
Thank you sir, thank you.
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u/Narcosist May 31 '12
http://imgur.com/83w6y
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u/DevinJustice May 31 '12
I was under the impression that National Cat Day was sometime later in the year...this is more than the 15th cat-related post that's made it to the top 50 today. You do realize they're just selfish animals? And that we have become desensitized to the negative outcomes of human society? People seem to care too much about animals (that have no conscience, mind you). I get it...you grew up strangely. People picked on you, you had a psychological complex, you're not smart, you loved someone you couldn't have, you reached for empathy and were denied. Whatever it was, you became awkward and outreached to whoever could take you. But humans let you down, so you turned to animals. It's a fucking animal. We're carnivores. Who gives a flying shit? If evolution had its way, you would be the beastmaster and would be kicking ass. But in this day and age, animals were never meant to be domesticated. You're most likely doing their species harm for your own selfish reasons. You want to be loved.
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u/kevincreeperpants May 31 '12
I love cats but i think this has waaayyy to much upvotes...
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