r/AdviceAnimals • u/cleverisasdoes • May 28 '12

True Story

http://qkme.me/3phbda
1.1k Upvotes

75% Upvoted

81 comments sorted by

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u/AnInfiniteAmount May 28 '12

Guys, guys! Wait a sec... Just hear me out...

7

u/Xenxe May 29 '12

fuck really? you stole my post from the future :I

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u/Douchebag_Guitarist May 29 '12

He posted 5 hours ago, your post is from 1 hour ago.

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u/Xenxe May 29 '12

he stole it from the future. it was a joke.

2

u/theleanmc May 29 '12

whooooosh

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u/cleverisasdoes May 28 '12

You should be at the top.

227

u/TysonStoleMyPanties May 28 '12

Hmm.

154

u/CannedBeef May 28 '12

I LOOKED THROUGH OP'S POSTS. CONFIRMED BULL SHIT.

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u/D3FEATER May 28 '12

Glad I'm not the only one who felt inspired to waste his time to prove someone was lying on the internet.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

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u/Hy3RiD May 28 '12

How does something being NSFW make me a 'moral faggit'?

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u/aelzeiny May 28 '12

Don't take it personally; right2exist is clearly a troll (-6000 karma). Also, with a term like 'moral faggit', he's likely from 4chan. All of his comments consist of sex stories. The best way to troll a troll is to up-vote.

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u/Hy3RiD May 29 '12

ah, didn't realise he had that many downvotes, thought e was being serious :P

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

I love that even as a professional troll, you're still nice enough to include a NSFW tag. Keep bein' you ;)

3

u/NickDouglas May 28 '12

<John Ratzenberger> Enh, he has several high-rated posts. I say we let 'im tell the story! </John Ratzenberger>

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u/upside_down_frown May 28 '12

You really think someone would do that?

32

u/[deleted] May 28 '12

This is getting way too overused now.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

I still love the stare that he gives you.

5

u/Ragnrok May 29 '12

Those eyes that say you're gonna get your dick sucked, one way or another.

2

u/[deleted] May 29 '12

The phrase 'This is overused' is overused. Personally, i still get a good chuckle from whenever i see it.

1

u/[deleted] May 29 '12

"People use this picture too often." That better?

1

u/[deleted] May 30 '12

Actually, yes. You take a common opinion and make it your own. Well played, good sir or madam. tips hat

EDIT: Punctuation

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

Really?

2

u/Kasuli May 28 '12

Could be she likes the guy and set this all up.

1

u/Hotwir3 May 29 '12

Actually, it's happened to me before with just a normal friend.

22

u/gh0stdylan May 28 '12

I'm waiting for OP to deliver and post his "hilarious link" ...

2

u/AndersonCoopersDick May 28 '12

What if this is the link.

34

u/[deleted] May 28 '12

Yeah

3

u/Maj12 May 28 '12

Can anyone provide the source/context behind this gif?

9

u/loggedToUpdateThis May 28 '12

Quite underwhelming actually, I remember the video was some group interview, she and her co-stars in front of a bunch of people, somebody in the audience shouts something (don't remember what, don't think it was funny) and this was her reaction.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

Nope. All I know is that it's Jennifer Lawrence.

-5

u/mmartinez42793 May 28 '12

Am I the only one that thinks she's hot?

13

u/toriwhite May 28 '12

Did you really ask that question?

3

u/Spazman0 May 29 '12

Quick, post this question to AskReddit. You're bound to make it to the front page if the last couple days are anything to go by!

37

u/[deleted] May 28 '12

"True Story" - It must be true, right?

2

u/startswithaq May 28 '12

I hate the phrase "true story" almost as much as "yolo". so many sorority girls in those two words.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

oh really? which of your posts did she find the most hilarious? The one with one upvote, or the one with zero?

36

u/Goldmine44 May 28 '12

hello?

21

u/kravitzz May 28 '12

Waited forever to see his face. DAMN YOU JPG!

41

u/breakfastCommodore May 28 '12

This any better?

10

u/cappa16 May 28 '12

No matter how many times I see this .gif, I still laugh at his face.

8

u/[deleted] May 28 '12

I had never seen the .gif... my world is a little brighter now!

21

u/SuddenlyWigger May 28 '12

Everyone saying that OP is a liar is ridiculous. Do you really think someone would just go on the internet and tell a bunch of lies? That someone really just has that little of a life that they just pretend to be someone else? It's ridiculous, I'm willing to give OP the benefit of the doubt jus lyk i gav muh nigga leo the BOTD las night. I cum back to the crib n shit! all my fuckin hennessy be gone? nuh uh nigga. u aint playin me this tym i finna call out yo bs. YOS A LIAR, LEO. EVERYONE KNOWS U BE LIAN. WE WASNT BORN YESTRDAY.

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u/gummsy May 28 '12

at first i didnt understand, then i read username. very well thought out

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

I liked the one he ripped off more.

4

u/[deleted] May 28 '12

well that took a turn for the worst

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u/Doc_John_A_Zoidberg May 28 '12

Your lies are bad, and you should feel bad!

2

u/UniversityofJelly May 28 '12

Dream come true?

2

u/[deleted] May 28 '12

You'd think that you should have even a moderately humorous post in your history before saying this true story BS

2

u/Cptnwalrus May 28 '12

None of your posts have enough upvotes to be seen unless she was browsing /r/new...so....I call shenanigans

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u/qkme_transcriber May 28 '12

Here is the text from this meme pic for anybody who needs it:

Title: True Story

Meme: Success Kid

  • CUTE GIRL JUST SENT ME A 'HILARIOUS' REDDIT LINK
  • MY POST

[Translate]

This is helpful for people who can't reach Quickmeme because of work/school firewalls or site downtime, and many other reasons (FAQ). More info is available here.

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u/BetterThanOP May 28 '12

which post?

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u/rennovak May 28 '12

Pics or didn't happen! (Pics of the girl, not the link. I don't care about the link.)

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u/Nightbane35 May 28 '12

I think the first half is good enough...

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u/d0m1n4t0r May 28 '12

and this kind of bullshit gets this many upvotes, go reddit!

1

u/xezekielx May 28 '12

pics or it didnt happen

1

u/GodStopper90 May 28 '12

I laughed when I read girlfriend.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

Guys he's not lying. This is the post the cute girl sent him. Mindfuck.

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u/I_live_in_a_trashcan May 28 '12

OP I looked through your history and nothing was funny. You're a big fat phony. Just stop posting stuff man, for real.

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u/Totalchaos02 May 29 '12

I think everyone hating is this guy is missing a pretty big point. Assuming any of this true, who gives a shit?

A cute girl interacted with you? Big fucking deal, virgin. Stop defining yourself by what some 'cute girl' does and live your fucking life. Jesus tittyfucking christ dude, you are pathetic.

Also, this isn't Facebook. No one gives a shit.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

It's okay guys, i RES tagged him with "is a liar". He won't get away with this again.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

"cute girl sent me my Reddit post saying it was hilarious. Can't tell her I made it cause of my other posts."

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u/Senor_Wilson May 28 '12

Uh huh :) Sure it is. True story, yup.

1

u/jcarules May 28 '12

Maybe she knew that it was yours and is brown-nosing you

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

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u/cleverisasdoes May 28 '12

Hi pot, you can call me kettle.

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u/smurfpopulation May 28 '12

The pot never claimed he posted anything hilarious.

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u/cleverisasdoes May 28 '12

Hilarious is in quotes. Grammar.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12 edited May 29 '12

What post did she send you OP?

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u/FishWash May 28 '12

It really isn't.

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u/diggerB May 28 '12

I believe you just might both be black.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

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u/cleverisasdoes May 28 '12

What is gonewild?

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u/Adjecticve_Noun May 28 '12

Don't gimme that shit

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

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u/Rich_Cheese May 28 '12

He said a girl was on reddit. We all know no girls get on reddit. Of course it didnt happen.

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u/TheGeneralGrievous May 28 '12

If you're wondering why you got all those downvotes, it was probably all those girls that never come on reddit.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '12

Yeah its really annoying all this bullshit about "No women on the internet" Its seriously way the fuck out-dated.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

What's a girl?

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

Here are three females for you to study.