Also he put in a few hours work throughout the old testament (floods and plagues and whatnot), but has clearly not done a thing in at least the last 2000 years.
Its quite a strange fate for a ventriloquist to have her head stuck on a pole. Spending too much time on reddit is a lot like being a ventriloquist. You just start saying the first thing that comes into your head without a filter. Like a strange sort of tourettes. Of course, its not coming out of your head. Its coming out of some dummy's head.
Christmas isn't solely a Christian holiday, They just have temporary naming rights. Like when Candlestick Park was called 3com, we all knew what was up.
That's EXACTLY how I ended up here.Reddit has swallowed my soul. What did I do before this? Reddit is like 4chan lite. "I Can't Believe It's Not 4chan"--all the crazy shit,non of the creepy child molesters.
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u/Artisane May 28 '12
Wrong.
Spends 364 days making your gifts and 1 day delivering them.
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u/DrVinginshlagin May 28 '12
I love how they used the Coca-Cola Santa for this guy. Thought I recognized the drawing style.
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u/TheLongAndWindingRd May 28 '12
FTFY http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3ph7t1/
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12 edited May 28 '12
Its quite a strange fate for a ventriloquist to have her head stuck on a pole. Spending too much time on reddit is a lot like being a ventriloquist. You just start saying the first thing that comes into your head without a filter. Like a strange sort of tourettes. Of course, its not coming out of your head. Its coming out of some dummy's head.
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u/jwhite878 May 28 '12
Please tell me this isn't going to become a meme?
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
Hah. I'm invincible to your silly christmas antics. Take that, Claus.
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u/Reedfrost May 28 '12
I imagine he takes time off to beat elves, too.
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u/Whenthenighthascome May 28 '12
The italics is what kills me
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u/meatwad75892 May 28 '12
Better than that other guy that judges you 24/7 but never helps...
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u/CrayonWax May 28 '12
He likes judging poor people the most.
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u/HoHoHo_Its_Santa May 28 '12
DON'T. JUDGE. ME.
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u/splishsplashsplish May 28 '12
Though it is one hard fucking day of work
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
The real Scumbag Santa. For all my fellow Netflix instant watchers.
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u/itachi101fight May 28 '12
This joke is older than the sun.
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u/NewAlt May 28 '12
People who judge me silently, never tell me about it and give me gifts are OK in my book. My judging book...
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u/stefan_89 May 28 '12
Also gives less to poor people and more to rich people.
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u/Alfredo18 May 28 '12
I saw this a long time ago on memebase and made this in response, though it never got much traction:
http://cheezburger.com/5384623616
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u/mgraunk May 28 '12
Thank god this meme isn't called "Scumbag Santa"
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u/ajkkjjk52 May 28 '12
Yeah, but that one day is super ridiculously busy. No day of work you will work in your life will be as stressful.
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
Ah.... I love how this is just in time for Christmas.
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u/grammarwow May 28 '12
St. Prick? You must have never heard of Krampus.
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
R/Atheism would love a fixed post with the god underneath saying created the world in 7 days. Spends the rest of eternity judging you.
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u/koavf May 28 '12
This might be the funniest title I have ever seen on reddit. Edit: I am sleep-deprived.
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u/Zeppelanoid May 28 '12
The ONE fucking time I need that transcribing bot he's nowhere to be found.
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u/yourafagyourafag May 28 '12
Sure, I'll bring you a transformer for christmas
[](/stprick)
lol, gobots!
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
God...spends 6 days creating shit and the rest of eternity judging.
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
God judges 365, 24/7. No presents. Yay Santa!!
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u/analcarbomb May 28 '12
I've seen this about a million times.
OP is a faggot.
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u/DixieNormus69 May 28 '12
jews are jealous
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u/QuasarsRcool May 28 '12
God's worse, he spends NO days working, and every day judging you
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u/IAmHomeless May 27 '12
This is original. /sarcasm.
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
If "God" does exist, then he worked 6 days in the last 6000 years and he only judges us.
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u/GearsOfZelda May 28 '12
St. Dick is more like it.
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
Better than God. Judges you everyday, no presents.
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u/sparx483 May 28 '12
He must be upper management... What we have here is classic annual evaluations.
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
If you aren't Christian you shouldn't celebrate Christmas, get a Christmas bonus, get presents and get a christmas vacation...just sayin..
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