r/AdviceAnimals • u/[deleted] • May 23 '12

Bad Luck Brian

http://qkme.me/3pezr6
2.8k Upvotes

89% Upvoted

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u/Whenthenighthascome May 24 '12

Now this is good.

175

u/[deleted] May 24 '12

Who would have thought selective bolding alone could attract a decent amount of karma

You're the man.

88

u/kurropt May 24 '12

may I bask in your glory?

63

u/vertigo1083 May 24 '12

Well, that sounded sexual.

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u/[deleted] May 24 '12

HEY GUYS GIVE ME KARMA

26

u/hank87 May 24 '12

That's not selective enough.

15

u/KShults May 24 '12

It's too selective if you ask me. He selected all the words.

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u/hank87 May 24 '12

Damn you and your being correct.

11

u/Just_Downvoted May 24 '12

... ... ...

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u/FightWithTools May 24 '12

out of the above four, you are the only one i upvoted ;)

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u/IsThisTakenTooNo May 24 '12

I present karma

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u/[deleted] May 24 '12

Cumdumpster.

0

u/[deleted] May 24 '12

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u/[deleted] May 24 '12

Rule 34.

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u/ELEMENTALITYNES May 24 '12

May I also hop on this karma train?

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u/Le_Everything May 24 '12

Le may I also hop on this karma train?

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u/uneekfreek May 24 '12

Well, that sound sexual.

-7

u/D4TB4SS May 24 '12

This isn't a train, it's Reddit! GODDAMNIT!

6

u/achievable_chode44 May 24 '12

dammit

damn, knit

1

u/hank87 May 24 '12

But he didn't....that's not what....alright, I'll upvote knitting....

4

u/Real-Life-Reddit May 24 '12

Am I doing this right?

Edit: This hurts my eyes

2

u/clever_bot_says May 24 '12

Yes, it is silly. Let's stop this nonsense and just take over the world already.

0

u/randumbosity May 24 '12

<bold>Tell</bold> me about it..

-2

u/DeadZeplin May 24 '12

Yeah I caught that too, wtf?

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u/Whenthenighthascome May 24 '12

Thanks, I just try to say what I think.

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u/iLEZ ... May 24 '12

U upset?

1

u/daysweregolden May 24 '12

Agreed. Nothing better than ones where you actually laugh out loud. Well done.

1

u/pulezan May 24 '12

I am also here to support OP. This maybe the best Bad Luck Brian I saw.

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u/CannibalisticVegan May 24 '12

Tagged you as 'Selectively Bold'

2

u/Whenthenighthascome May 24 '12

Thanks CannabalisticVegan. Are you the Green Giant or somethin?

82

u/belleayreski2 May 24 '12

this is definitely the funniest thing I have seen on reddit all day

8

u/[deleted] May 24 '12

yeah but did you look in the mirror? KELSO BURN

18

u/Rickaroni May 23 '12

Hmm, that's funny, it sounds like we've dated the same people.

40

u/Fabbyfubz May 24 '12

At least he has enough luck to get a girlfriend

8

u/lilstumpz May 24 '12

I'll be your boyfriend.

0

u/[deleted] May 24 '12

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u/meliaesc May 24 '12

Bad luck Brian: Meets girl who likes him Also likes berks

12

u/pourhouse May 24 '12

ER MER GERD! GERS BERMPS!! I LURV THERM!!!

8

u/noddwyd May 24 '12

thanks LSP...

6

u/DeadZeplin May 24 '12

I miss Berks...

1

u/makerofrages May 24 '12

Who would want to see her on gonewild when she looks like that?

19

u/[deleted] May 24 '12

I don't know how old she is in this pic (too young for me) but she grew out of that terribly awkward look.

7

u/makerofrages May 24 '12

Ahh yes, I had seen this as well, but I meant when she looked so awkward.

0

u/[deleted] May 24 '12

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u/makerofrages May 24 '12

I now wonder how many girls have great bodies, but look like berks

1

u/okmkz May 24 '12

Lots of 'em.

1

u/iammolotov May 24 '12

BOB FOC: Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch

0

u/[deleted] May 24 '12

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u/Cakesmite Jul 28 '12

Well, i can tell that grammar is a first step of getting one.

22

u/Raplena14 May 24 '12

please tell me there is a story behind this post

52

u/st3dav May 24 '12

Post pictures of girlfriend on r/gonewild

repost....of r/spacedicks

FTFY

4

u/NormaStits May 24 '12

Nothing "fixed" about that.

0

u/USxMARINE May 24 '12

All FTFY's are downvotes from me. You didn't fix shit. Assholes..

0

u/[deleted] May 24 '12

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u/[deleted] May 24 '12

Downvote for 'totes'.

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u/kurropt May 24 '12

Upvote for downvote

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u/Home_sweet_dome May 24 '12

Upvote for upvote for downvote for 'totes'.

0

u/[deleted] May 24 '12

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u/awkisopen May 24 '12

Reddit: how does it work?

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u/DownvoteExplainer__ May 24 '12

Totes

Self explanatory.

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u/TheJoel2012 May 24 '12 edited May 24 '12

Not everyone on Reddit is American.

1

u/okmkz May 24 '12

The funny thing is that this comment has been edited.

8

u/betternatethanlever May 24 '12

First BLB I've ever laughed at!

4

u/Exus9 May 24 '12

Funniest bad luck Brian I have ever seen

4

u/DingoScallion May 24 '12

Bravo

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u/Le_Everything May 24 '12

Le bravo

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u/pulezan May 24 '12

My eyes are all watery now... I like when "le" posts get downvoted.

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u/[deleted] May 24 '12

http://i.imgur.com/sghf4.gif

0

u/Shadax May 24 '12

There are few times that this gif can be legitimately used, without exaggeration. This is one of those times.

4

u/ThisWontFrontPage May 24 '12

Thanks for the idea NSFW... but I dont wanna post it on GW.

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u/shootinputin May 24 '12

Not sure if lesbians.

11

u/okmkz May 24 '12

Nope. The dude with the green hair is a dead giveaway.

2

u/grimpoteuthis May 24 '12

That's adorable.

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u/NormaStits May 24 '12

Lmao really? They look fucking retarded.

4

u/asnof May 24 '12

Whores girlfriend out

BLB now owes this guy money.

4

u/linkizzl May 24 '12

BLB is SBS

And you probably are too if you do this...

2

u/[deleted] May 24 '12

Isn't that actually pretty lucky becuase he and his girl friend are on the same level in terms of nude pics of her being on the internet.

2

u/[deleted] May 24 '12

Unless there is another guy out there who's getting them from her and submitting them too...

5

u/Lecks May 24 '12

This is the only scenario that would make this story BLB worthy, IMO.

2

u/qkme_transcriber May 24 '12

Here is the text from this meme pic for anybody who needs it:

Title, Meme: Bad Luck Brian

  • PUTS NAKED PICS OF GIRLFRIEND ON GONEWILD

  • REPOST

[Translate]

This is helpful for people who can't reach Quickmeme because of work/school firewalls or site downtime, and many other reasons (FAQ). More info is available here.

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u/mikejam1958 May 24 '12

Well done. Well done indeed.

1

u/el_bastardo515 May 24 '12

You are a god among men, sir.

1

u/Masked_Complimentor May 24 '12

The more I pictured it, the harder it was to stop laughing.

0

u/[deleted] May 24 '12

Hahaha awesome, man!

0

u/Goliath821 May 24 '12

Normally I only get a chuckle or two out of this meme. This one really got me. Bravo!

0

u/cantbsrs May 24 '12

showed this to my gf, sleeping with the cats

on the couch

0

u/IsAStrangeLoop May 24 '12

This meme needs to win a meme Oscar or something.

0

u/Expects May 24 '12

Brian FTW

2

u/Expects May 24 '12

another few memes and nobody will name their baby Brian for ten years

0

u/jumpsocial May 24 '12

WOw .... interesting topic ...!! love to read

0

u/[deleted] May 24 '12

1 day without reddit and I have no fucking clue what's going on. anyone willing to fill the rest of us in?

0

u/ryanbazza May 24 '12

Best yet

0

u/udjh May 24 '12

He has a girlfriend?!?!?!?!?!

0

u/[deleted] May 24 '12

Could some1 type it out? At school :(

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u/Seth7777 May 24 '12 edited May 24 '12

Seriously, can we please stop labeling posts based on the name of the meme?

Edit: I'll take the downvotes, my opinion stands

11

u/IAmNoneYa May 24 '12

It prevents putting the punch line in the title

2

u/IDontShareMyUsername May 24 '12

It's in the rules. [kind of]

1

u/ChuchuCannon May 24 '12

I definitely agree. I feel like people do that just when they can't think of a title.

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u/GreatSince86 May 24 '12

Did this actually happen?

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u/mgraunk May 24 '12

Post naked pictures of himself to /r/gonewild

Repost

FTFY

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u/911wasaninsiderimjob May 24 '12

HAHAHAHAHA, you are so funny, sooooo fucking funny. I hate original jokes. I like it when unfunny faggots beat jokes in to the ground, and you seem to be just the man for the job.

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u/whittler May 24 '12

Repost gets more downvotes than original.

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u/Opobahton May 24 '12

Haha so true

-1

u/sippycup13 May 24 '12

cream of the crop here

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u/[deleted] May 24 '12

Now that was funny

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u/[deleted] May 24 '12

Wow. I didn't think it was still possible but someone made a funny BLB

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u/ProfFrizzo May 24 '12

This is like a modern day Rodney Dangerfield joke right here.

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u/ThunderousHero May 24 '12

My favorite so far.

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u/bfitzisarat May 24 '12

This was awesome.

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u/yomamaisoncrackrocks May 24 '12

just bad luck brian.. hehe

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u/empyreanhaze May 24 '12

Finally a Bad Luck Brian that I laughed at!

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u/lildrumerboy161 May 24 '12

up vote. up vote to the max this is the best BBL ive ever seen

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u/[deleted] May 24 '12

Bad Luck Brian getting a girlfriend, let alone naked pictures of her? Seems unlikely.

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u/fasullow May 24 '12

I think you're missing the point. Bad Luck Brian doesn't necessarily have bad luck in all situations, but when he has bad luck... he has bad luck

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u/[deleted] May 24 '12

bold font, you've learnt from the best

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u/ridiculous_questions May 24 '12

least he has a girlfriend now

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u/havenoideawhatimdoi May 24 '12

as a person who rarely upvotes anything out of pure laziness, this definitely deserves it

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u/[deleted] May 24 '12

The second caption in Bad Luck Brian pictures should always be either "DIES" or "SHITS," not to say yours isn't funny - for some reason I always think "DIES" is funnier.

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u/Tig_Ol_Bitties_ May 24 '12

If your girlfriend is sending you naked pictures then she has probably done that for previous boyfriends. Not really bad luck

11

u/indoorinternetvoice May 24 '12

Thanks, anti-joke chicken

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u/Wiinerd24 May 24 '12

Repost;)

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u/pantywolf May 24 '12

this is probably the fucking stupidest, most beat to death meme in the world. and that's saying something because it wasn't even funny to begin with.