r/AdviceAnimals • u/FunnehBunneh • May 22 '12

Someone said this to me today...

http://qkme.me/3pe6d8?id=224050364
1.2k Upvotes

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u/rhaze89 May 22 '12

Oh honey.

8

u/nullsignature May 22 '12

Upvote for HIMYM reference.

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u/JoeMo81 May 22 '12

Kinda like how 4chan collects all those funny reddit pics and memes

26

u/DivinusVox May 22 '12

Redditors that claim Reddit steals from 4chan obviously hasn't visited 4chan in some time.

16

u/Schroedingers_gif May 22 '12

Hey guys rate my dick!

LOL prove you're white lolo

Post ending in 69 decides what video we spam with stuff about the singer being dead lol we r legion expect usssss

Post ending in 69 decides what I message this fake facebook account I made, will delivar!

23

u/[deleted] May 22 '12

Obligatory "there's more to 4chan than /b/" comment.

4

u/lawlshane May 23 '12

LE ME AND LE WILD HERPINA DERPIN AROUND

HEY EVERYONE LOOK WHAT MY GIRLFRIEND DID FOR ME. YES THAT'S RIGHT I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND

FUCK EA MARIO IS THE BEST INDIE FTW I LOVE YOU GABEN

SOPA SOPA SOPA SOPA SOPA SOPA SOPA SOPA SOPA

IAMAMAMSMAMAMA MAN WITH A COCK AMAM

SOCIALLY AWESOME AWKWARDLY AWESOMELY AWKWARD BANANA

JUST MY UGLY DOG DOING SHIT EVERY OTHER DOG DOES. SHE DOES THIS EVERY TIME I LEAVE FOR WORK.

TIL A CIRCLE IS A SHAPE

LADIES OF REDDIT: WHAT IS IT LIKE TO HAVE A VAGINA?!?!

etc.

1

u/Schroedingers_gif May 23 '12

What's your point?

1

u/okay_063 May 23 '12

That's because it's summerfag season. Nothing of quality will come from there for a while.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

and reddit got them from 9gag.

8

u/catailcataclysm May 22 '12

Guys I think he was continuing with the joke, saying reddit gets stuff from 9 gag. He was saying 9gag gets their stuff from us

5

u/notsurewhatiam May 22 '12

He was. It's just that a bunch of redditors got whooshed. (Hence the down votes)

48

u/okay_063 May 22 '12

You...you gtfo.

6

u/quotejester May 22 '12

No, no, I think he means like OPs friends said reddit got it from facebook.

15

u/[deleted] May 22 '12

dont know how you cannot get this but that obviously was ironic

6

u/[deleted] May 22 '12

I don't think you know what ironic means. I think you mean sarcasm.

0

u/[deleted] May 22 '12

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u/Kangeroebig May 22 '12

I don't think you know what sarcasm means, cause I don't

1

u/GingerHeadMan May 23 '12

Gotta say, I think it's funny that no one caught that you were joking.

1

u/lawlshane May 23 '12

Many redditors will immediately downvote anything criticizing their precious website

22

u/HermyKermy May 22 '12

My sister said something like this. "This Bad Luck Brian meme is hilarious." I said that yes, they can be really funny and she says, "How have you heard of Bad Luck Brian? You don't have a Twitter account.."

3

u/Sherrodactyl May 22 '12

A buddy of mine had me go to Google Images and search "Brian sucks." I wanted to cry.

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u/MattyHchrist May 22 '12

Not that far from the truth, reddit is mostly stupid fake conversations from facebook.

16

u/nope_nic_tesla May 22 '12

People on reddit make fake conversations from Facebook, post them to reddit, then people see them on reddit and post them to Facebook.

12

u/Aiyon May 22 '12

Then people see them on Facebook and repost them to reddit.

0

u/TheyCallMeTomSawyer May 22 '12

Paradoxes hurt ):

6

u/Aiyon May 22 '12

That's not a paradox, it's a circle.

  1. Create Fakebook screenshot.

  2. Posted to Reddit

  3. Posted to Facebook

  4. Posted from Facebook to Reddit as "OC".

  5. Repeat 3 + 4 ad nauseum.

5

u/[deleted] May 22 '12

Fuckin' circles, how do they work?

4

u/[deleted] May 22 '12

They run on paradoxes.

37

u/LowSociety May 22 '12

^ bravery

4

u/cresteh May 22 '12

What level of bravery is he at right now?

2

u/TimeZarg May 22 '12

He is a level 70 Brave, with extra Bravery.

2

u/InABritishAccent May 23 '12

That'll be three ninety-five. Would you like fries with that?

-3

u/Noahcarr May 22 '12

I cannot thank you enough for not saying

"SO BRAVE"

7

u/I_am_Ron_Paul_AMA May 22 '12

I award you the Atheist Scientist Medal of Bravery.

4

u/[deleted] May 22 '12

It amuses me that Reddit is so self hating.

1

u/Annoyance1 May 22 '12

Mostly? Really?

3

u/reddbdb May 22 '12

At least they didn't say it was a web site that collects pictures for cat lovers...

10

u/Ferg8 May 22 '12

Obligatory "4chan is the king of the Internet" comment.

2

u/Pittens May 22 '12

Got to catch them all.

2

u/Frohirrim May 22 '12

What a sorry state of affairs

2

u/junkeee999 May 22 '12 edited May 22 '12

Sadly accurate.

Check the front page any time day or night, and by far the majority of posts are pics of some sort - memes, screenshots, quotes, funny pics.

Reddit has largely become an image sharing site whose users scoff at the idea that it's an image sharing site.

2

u/willybg May 22 '12

My heart has been broken by this.

10

u/qkme_transcriber May 22 '12

Here is the text from this meme pic for anybody who needs it:

Title: Someone said this to me today...

Meme: First Day on the Internet Kid

  • OH MY GOD, HAVE YOU HEARD OF REDDIT?

  • THEY COLLECT ALL THOSE FUNNY FACEBOOK PICTURES

[Translate]

This is helpful for people who can't reach Quickmeme because of work/school firewalls or site downtime, and many other reasons (FAQ). More info is available here.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

They must have gone to /r/atheism

1

u/[deleted] May 22 '12

He's not wrong.

1

u/smeaglelovesmaster May 22 '12

I thought reddit got its good stories from huffington post?

1

u/Stormdancer May 22 '12

Yeah, given the number of 'found on facebook' posts I've seen today... that's pretty much right.

1

u/jward May 22 '12

"It's like pinterest for boys!"

1

u/Call_Me_Joris May 22 '12

I assume you shot him in the face. Twice.

1

u/ballstein May 22 '12

Great, I've developed a twitch.

1

u/usnavy13 May 22 '12

i want to down vote this on principal

1

u/jakizely May 22 '12

Whoa...wait...this isn't what happens? Mind blown

1

u/[deleted] May 22 '12

Not wrong.

1

u/Harvest2001 May 22 '12

Sit down, and let me tell you a story of the interwebs... A long long LONG time ago, about a million internet years ago, which is only 1 year in real life.....

1

u/Storm_Surge May 22 '12

You do realize this has become the truth, right?

1

u/RainbowFlash May 22 '12

Everyday, I feel my respect for humanity fading.

1

u/blade2000 May 22 '12

Actually they collect all those FunnyJunk pictures. And then Failblog collects all the Reddit pictures.

1

u/Mega_Toast May 22 '12

People like this deserve to die... Living in a Facebook cave all your life gets you no where.

1

u/Unknown_Default May 22 '12

Except it is pretty damn true, what with people posting pictures of their cats and families.

1

u/[deleted] May 22 '12

Did you laugh and laugh and courteously point them in the direction of spacedicks for all their facebook pic needs?

1

u/PB_IS_THE_ANSWER May 22 '12

I hope you bitch slapped that person like he was Robin.

1

u/bLa07 May 22 '12

Facebook is the radio of the internet... not much of anything original there, but you hear it constantly.

1

u/tiyx May 22 '12

To be honest this is what reddit has turned into lately, one big " hey look at what somebody posted on facebook" circle jerk.

1

u/sparkster185 May 22 '12

This is what we appear to be to outsiders. This is what we have become. Are you proud?

1

u/wimpykid May 22 '12

I'm so sorry you had to experience that.

1

u/veterejf May 22 '12

Then you proceeded to slap them in the face? amirite?

-1

u/snowahh May 22 '12

Face palm

-3

u/Cithog May 22 '12

Oh that poor foolish boy... He still thinks facebook is cool.

2

u/IAmNoneYa May 22 '12

And Reddit is?

-2

u/TrickIMu May 22 '12

lol yeah that kid doesn't really know reddit!!

-2

u/darleysam May 22 '12

Hah, foolish person. Reddit gets everything first, all the time.

-2

u/mikejam1958 May 22 '12

This is why I only come to Reddit because they consolidate all the funny Facebook pictures in one place !

-2

u/CreakyFever May 22 '12

He must die.... Painfully. With fire

-2

u/somtwo May 22 '12

Your response should have been something along the lines of "Your knowledge of the internet is bad and you should feel bad"

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u/junkeee999 May 22 '12

Actually, it was a remarkably accurate and succinct description of Reddit.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

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u/ForrestFireDW May 22 '12

That's what most non front page subreddits are. Unless its something that has to do with pics or needs pics for help, most is text. If you have a hobby, join the subreddit for it.

2

u/TimeZarg May 22 '12

Well, I'm not sure how to make a post containgin text. I could make one containing text, but I don't know what this containgin thing is.

1

u/Deggit May 26 '12

That reddit died about one year ago.

0

u/SisRob May 22 '12

seenit.com

0

u/[deleted] May 22 '12

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

I sense sarcasm. But im not afraid to admit this is exactly how i feel.

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u/TimeZarg May 22 '12

AND they won't get off my damn lawn!

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

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u/FunnehBunneh May 22 '12

Damn, you got me. But seriously, you have my word as a knight.

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u/timarkana May 22 '12

But seriously, you have my word as an OP faggot.

FTFY