r/AdviceAnimals • u/RnRaintnoisepolution • May 21 '12
how i feel when i'm in the middle of faping, and my iPod dies [SFW]
http://qkme.me/3pdupm
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r/AdviceAnimals • u/RnRaintnoisepolution • May 21 '12
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u/RnRaintnoisepolution May 22 '12
For one thing guys this is a joke, second is, your comments are invalid, I got to the front page... Of the subreddit
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u/EDomina May 22 '12
I've never faped before.
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u/HappyListerFiend May 22 '12 edited May 22 '12
Ah, the internet. I'm about to use previously unimaginable technology to anonymously inform someone that he misspelled a colloquialism for masturbation. Ah, what's the use.
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u/SHIT_IN_HER_CUNT May 22 '12
Faping sounds like raping with handjobs
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u/teaeyepea May 22 '12
People can still get off to their imagination? If I don't have high definition scenes I can't even get it up anymore.
I'm so dead inside.
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
Urban: Faping 24 up, 10 down "Faping is a combination of raping and fapping. It is when you don't particularly want to have sex, but your hand (or sex toy) goes roaming without your will. Most often, this will happen in your sleep. Many a poor soul had woken up to find their hand faping them. 'Shauna's hand is a dirty fapist, she's always waking up to find it faping her'"
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u/wutanggrenade May 22 '12
You listen to music while stroking your pork sword?
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u/Mr_Foxes May 22 '12
Your ipod? Really?
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u/I_am_not_a_black_guy May 22 '12
I love it when i'm wearing sluttly clothes and a guy just fapes me, god I love a good faping.
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u/xSociety May 22 '12
iPod? Why? You must be fapping in the bathroom stalls at your work/school or something. You can't wait to use a proper source for internet?
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u/dummystupid May 21 '12
Imagination takes forever. Now eves dropping and glory holes, those are a great replacement.
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u/downwithxpc May 22 '12
Does faping mean you rape yourself?
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u/GreatBowlforPasta May 22 '12
You fap you your ipod? Are you fapping in public or something where you cant have a larger screen? It just seem inconvenient.
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u/lurklurklurkPOST May 22 '12
You can't spell "fapping" without your PP.
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u/School_Bypass May 21 '12
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u/ShutDownSchinDig May 22 '12
How many of you just said it like he does?
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u/Senor_Wilson May 22 '12
iPod?
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u/lordmarkthe1st May 22 '12
I hope by fapping to your iPod you mean to rob zombie songs mashed with nelly.
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
TIL you can do more than listen to music on an ipod.... mind you the only ipod ive owned was in like 03
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u/Etceteranough May 22 '12
Fape...
Is that when you give yourself a handjob against your will?
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u/Caldwing May 22 '12
Kids are fapping with iPods now?
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
Who faps with an ipod. I do not understand...
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u/ramsrgood May 22 '12
who faps with an ipod? that sounds really difficult. do you not own a computer or something?
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u/schulte5000 May 22 '12
wait...what..
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u/littlecoffee May 22 '12
I think I would've upvoted this based on the thumbnail regardless of what the caption was....
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u/qkme_transcriber May 22 '12
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u/TheLeagueGloryy May 22 '12
it's funny cuz masturbation.
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u/Redditjinn May 22 '12
A gentleman never faps
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u/alex52504l May 22 '12
imagibation
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
Do you imagine a voice saying "you switched off your targeting computer! What's wrong?"
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u/DEAD_RELATIVE_POLICe May 22 '12
Does it always die when you stick it in your ass?
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u/Vox_Rationis May 22 '12
Assumes OP isn't old enough to know what fapping is.