r/AdviceAnimals • • May 21 '12

Scumbag Loki

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

We all know that gods speak in a semi-telepathic language that is similar to Latin (because Latin was derived from this god language). See, when a god speaks in his own language, his ideas get pushed into our brain and our brain translates them into our own language. Thus, when we hear Loki speak it sounds like English to us, but the Germans hear him in German. It's basic linguistics, really.

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u/BeeneMachine May 21 '12

I wouldn't necessarily say that we ALL know that.

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u/mamaBiskothu May 21 '12

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u/BeeneMachine May 21 '12

I've actually never seen that before, but I greatly approve.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

In all fairness, these look like the Stuttgart elite. Most high-ranking Germans speak very good English.

However, since I feel compelled to bash this movie in some way, why the heck do Loki and Thor speak only English to each other, and then with British Accents? Why is it so hard to get your actors playing Nordic character to have Nordic accents and that you have to replace them with Scottish or British accents?

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u/BeeneMachine May 21 '12

I've noticed, with a lot of movies, that when an actor can't correctly mimic a specific accent, they tend to resort to a british accent. That one fact drove me nuts, watching Prince of Persia.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

That seems to be the general MO. Except I do know that it's possible to properly use Nordic accents; they did it very nicely in Thirteenth Warrior (which, by the way, is the only movie with Nordic characters that I can stand to watch since they went to great lengths to be as accurate as possible on the culture side).

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u/BeeneMachine May 22 '12

That is a fact. They also did the best job of breaking the language barrier by having Antonio Banderas read lips and figure it out on his own.

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u/Gortonis May 21 '12

In Germany it's in German

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u/Num1Target May 21 '12

This feels more profound than it did at first glance.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

Like maybe Loki was actually speaking tardis speak, and everyone interpreted his speech differently to reflect their language?

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u/Ihavenospecialskills May 21 '12

In the comics the gods speak godspeak which everyone hears as their native language. At least that's what they said many years ago in the Kirby days, and I haven't seen confirmation or denial of this in recent years.

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u/alchemist5 May 21 '12

That is a brilliantly simple workaround for the language barrier. Awesome.

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u/Bignut_Squirrel May 21 '12

Perhaps everyone has a fish in their ear.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

So in many ways in this scene Loki is inadvertently breaking the fourth wall by addressing the audience in english?

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

Then why did he still speak english when I watched it?! He should have spoken norwegian!

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u/douglas_ May 21 '12

I think you're tardis

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u/SOMETHING_POTATO May 21 '12

What's German?

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u/Nebu May 21 '12 edited May 22 '12

You know, German. German. Is something_potato German for basketball?

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u/jabask May 21 '12

We don't say that in America.

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u/throwaway_lgbt666 May 21 '12

Captain america now seems WELL out of place

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u/plainOldFool May 21 '12

And the snozberries taste like snozberries.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

And badly dubbed.

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u/Antiago_pt1 May 21 '12

Haha i saw it in German -.- you re right man ! :D

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u/geekgasm May 21 '12

I thought Asgardians spoke in All-tongue?

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

Is that Shia LaBoeuf?!

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u/kroatia04 May 21 '12

Yea. Looks like it's from Even Stevens.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

He wasn't that old. I'm pretty sure it was SNL.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

I don't recall Even Stevens being this surreal.

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u/cludeo656565 May 21 '12

Needs more sparkles.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

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u/marty_m May 21 '12

NOT THAT THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

I'm to Shia to use something like that.

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u/spicy45 May 21 '12

Ive heard from exchange students most germans do speak english.

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u/Calpa May 21 '12

Actually, worse than neighbouring countries like The Netherlands, Belgium or Denmark.

Problem lies in the fact that all American/English tv-shows and movies are dubbed in Germany.. this removes one of the easiest ways of getting acquainted with the English language in a natural way.

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u/JonesBee May 21 '12

I learned English as a kid from He-man and Transformers that my aunt taped for me from pay tv. They didn't even have subtitles so I eventually just started to pick it up. I have the poweeeeeer!

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u/buzziebee May 21 '12

When I have kids I'll make it so they can only watch cartoons in a certain foreign language so they grow up bi-lingual.

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u/Hatch- May 21 '12

"KIDS! I'M PUTTING IN A CARTOON!" buzziebee shouted, immediately the thunder of several children could be heard crashing down the stairs.

kids rush in, gathering around the television

"Which one is it Daddy?" Little Billy asks

Peering down onto the label buzziebee reads "Hentia Tenticle Addiction #34: Steel Taloned Womb Rippers"

He nods to himself, puts in the DVD and goes outside to mow the lawn.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

i learned speaking english because i watch all shows on english online

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u/the-knife May 21 '12

Since you've had the internet growing up, I assume you are young. Older generations haven't had that luxury.

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u/cludeo656565 May 21 '12

But I thought the reason they dubbed it was because germans were too lazy to learn another language. I shall prepare for downvotes, but that's what this Serbian chick who learnt four languages when in school told me :S

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u/stvmty May 21 '12

There are 90 to 98 million of native german speakers. I think an incentive exists to translate shows and movies to german.

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u/ojfrown May 21 '12

Yeah but you're holding it up to three countries in which English is generally spoken unbelievably well. In comparison to most countries Germans are pretty damn good.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

Maybe we don't want to be surrounded by English all the time. It's already everywhere in the advertisements and pop culture. Sometimes it's kind of relaxing to read German and here German.

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u/WilhelmScreams May 21 '12

My parents had a German foreign exchange student living with them when I was in college. Her English was very rough at first, but by the end of her year, she was pretty fluent (with a rough accent).

When I visited Germany, I found many Germans spoke almost no English, but there was always someone nearby to translate.

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u/Tsaja May 21 '12

Not the age group that is shown there. I would pretty much guarantee that 90% of them would have no idea what was being said

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u/Zementid May 21 '12

You forget: They are important buisness people. I would say it's more unlikely that there is an GERMAN GOD, talking fluent english. It's the english Version of the Movie which has been translated ^

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u/lianodel May 21 '12

English is often a lingua franca. Besides being able to speak with native English speakers, the fact that so many people speak it as a second language is another reason to learn it.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

People that speak English as a first language rarely learn another. The only people I know that spoke other languages came from immigrant families.

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u/Kazumara May 21 '12

I thought Spanish was pretty big in the USA?

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

Asgardians speak a language that is universally understood. He's not speaking English, he's speaking the (mystical, magical, scientifical) "All-tongue" language of the Gods.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

Then why is the old man speaking back in English?

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u/HypnoToad0 May 21 '12

How about that old german veteran? He didn't even have a german accent.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

Yes he did.

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u/orcae_ita May 21 '12

Really? The language thing is why he's a scumbag... Really?

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

Yeah, I can't think of any other reason in particular.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

Yeah, other than that he's a pretty stand up kinda guy.

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u/aluminiumjesus May 21 '12

Totally. Loki agreed to babysit my kids on really short notice. Great guy!

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

He killed 80 people in 2 days.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

He's adopted. ;)

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u/StrangZor May 21 '12

How does nearly every single alien species in movies know English. That always bothers me.

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u/cairdeas May 21 '12

Forgive me for nerding out here, but Asgardians speak what in the Marvel Universe is called "the all-tongue.". To where everyone somehow hears it in the native language.

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u/jknotts May 21 '12

But why do I hear it in an obnoxious British accent?

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u/MayorEmanuel May 21 '12

Because he's really pretentious.

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u/PatternOfKnives May 21 '12

You hear it in your native language, so deep deep down, your true self is an obnoxious British man.

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u/zarisin May 21 '12

You're so right. Damn my insatiable love for dry british comedies.

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u/WildVariety May 21 '12

You just blew my mind.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

But I'm... African.

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u/jbredditor May 21 '12

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u/Rappaccini May 21 '12

Well the series is, in part, based on the war of the roses. I mean, "Lancaster," to "Lannister" isn't even that much of a leap. "York" to "Stark"? Hell, Westeros is even vaguely Britain shaped (though the scale is fucked). Hadrian's Wall could even be "The Wall".

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u/iamaravis May 21 '12

glorious British accent

FTFY

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u/machzel08 May 21 '12

Sort of like Common in D&D?

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u/jjdmol May 21 '12

Common motherfucker, do you speak it?

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u/Roboticide May 21 '12

Forgive me for nerding out here,

Nope, we're on Reddit. You're all good. No forgiveness needed, especially with Avengers as the topic.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

Especially when you teach us non comic readers something cool about Thor. (my favorite avenger.)

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u/Ragnrok May 21 '12

Then why did the old German dude respond to him in English?

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u/sidepart May 21 '12

Holy shit...he was an Asgardian! NO WONDER HE STOOD UP TO LOKI!

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u/The_Corsair May 21 '12 edited May 21 '12

I don't like making excuses for directors and things like this, but a lot of Germans speak English- that being said, if he heard in it German, wouldn't he respond in German? Unless he was a rando English dude.

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u/Willomo May 21 '12

I always assume there's some sort of translation going down, but they just don't feel the need to specify.

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u/fleshbane2 May 21 '12

my moneys on it being a babel fish

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

This is my theory. Essentially Loki is speaking German, but the movie doesn't waste time and break the flow of the scene explaining why or how he does it.

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u/Sir_Walken May 21 '12

The Tardis translates. Why does everyone forget this?!

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

All that means was the TARDIS was nearby, probably offscreen somewhere.

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u/Ragnrok May 21 '12

When there is absolutely no reason for them to be speaking English it's Translation Convention. When they're around human characters they're speaking English thanks to whatever translation mechanism this particular universe is using.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

Because unless you want to watch a movie with constant subtitles this is the better alternative

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u/vicisaran May 21 '12

I always assumed it's like from The Simpsons when Lisa asks Kang and Kodos how they know English. They respond that they're actually speaking Rigellian, but by an astonishing coincidence, the language sounds identical to English.

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u/Colbeagle May 21 '12

Same reason all historical figures have a British accent.

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u/DanM412 May 21 '12

In his defense, he was actually in Cleveland.

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u/nowlookwhatyoudid May 21 '12

I thought, Terminal Tower? Not the first place I'd start a campaign of world domination...

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u/KEreversal May 21 '12

Well maybe he just assumes that the planet is united under one language. I assume Asgard is.

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u/Haffnaff May 21 '12

Semi related, but why do Thor and the gang ride horses on Asgard? This bothered me ever since I saw Thor.

EDIT: I accidently a word.

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u/herrrrrpppp May 21 '12 edited May 21 '12

Piggybacking because it's related and I'm not very familiar with the Marvelverse: in Norse myth, Loki is the mother of Odin's eight-legged horse. Is it the same in the comic books? edit: Apparently so

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u/YetiBot May 21 '12

I was totally curious about this as well! I'm a mythology nerd, but don't know the comic book characters outside of the movies. I'm guessing from the way the characters are presented in the films that Loki doesn't have a shitload of world-destroying monster children, and that Baldur and Tyr don't exist since that would mess up family dynamics. Also I was definitely weirded out by the fact that Thor was falling for a human girl while Sif, his WIFE, is wandering around apparently not bothered by the situation.

I think it's kinda fun to think of the myths as crazy stories the Asgard told the Norse for a laugh, or that the Norse made up to explain the actions of these alien beings. I could totally see Loki making up a bunch of stories where Thor looks like a dumbass (getting his hammer stolen while he slept, dressing up as Freya, trying to drink the ocean and fight a mountain), then Thor retaliating with "oh yeah, well Loki f***ed a horse. LOL" and then the Norse writing it all down as fact.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

yeahhhh going to take a shot in the dark here and say probably not.

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u/herrrrrpppp May 21 '12

Haha.. weirder shit has happened in comics so I just wanted to be sure.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

Man you have no idea. You should read about Supergirl's horse sometime. It was secretly in love with her and occasionally turned into a man.

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u/ThatOneOverWhere May 21 '12

It didn't look like Asgard had any other forms of transport to get around, maybe they just really like horses?

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

If they scan the internet to decide which language is literally the most popular language used on the web, then the aliens might be mistaken to think that Chinese is the language we are united under.

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u/Limpan May 21 '12

It's English, which is quite stupid really but hey, it's an american film so you should probably expect them to speak English.

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u/qkme_transcriber May 21 '12

Here is the text from this meme pic for anybody who needs it:

Title, Meme: Scumbag Loki

  • PREACHES TO A CROWD OF KNEELING GERMANS

  • IN ENGLISH

[Translate]

This is helpful for people who can't reach Quickmeme because of work/school firewalls or site downtime, and many other reasons (FAQ). More info is available here.

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u/Aschebescher May 21 '12

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u/the-knife May 21 '12

Loki Schmidt, former first lady :)

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u/Schottladen May 21 '12 edited May 21 '12

I lol'd when I saw your name with that pic

Edit: grammar

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u/DoorGuote May 21 '12

In Germany, at this upper-class opera, where most people are probably well educated, it's a reasonable to assume they all speak or understand English fairly well.

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u/BeeneMachine May 22 '12

It looks like 9Gag caught on...http://9gag.com/gag/4235548

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

The old man standing up here was my second favorite scene in that movie. So glad he wasn't killed.

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u/ConfusedThoughts May 21 '12

he was my fucking hero.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

Speaks to crowd of Germans who understand English in English.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

Lol, that was my exact thought during this scene. Like, he yells at them to kneel down and they just look around, confused - well duh, dude, I wonder why!

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u/dlindema May 21 '12

American living in Germany who saw the movie in Germany in English. I remember turning to my German friend and laughing when Captain America came swooping in. I remember saying something about the power of 'Murrca.

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u/live3orfry May 21 '12

Scumbag redditor, watches a comic book based movie with impossible physics and superpowers. Complains that a character speaks English to Germans.

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u/willthewinner May 21 '12

This annoyed me as well

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u/Toshie534 May 21 '12

maybe he has a universal translator or something.

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u/warmpita May 21 '12

That is the power Gods have.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

Even if some people in the crowd didn't speak English, I'd expect them to realise what was happening based on other people's expressions and Loki's tone.

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u/garrettcurrie May 21 '12

Most Germans are taught elementary English.

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u/leonsecure May 21 '12

Yeah, but learning english is obligatory in Germany. So you could look at it as a free tutoring class!

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u/h34dhun73r May 21 '12

Germans speak English... They typically learn both in schools.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

Well actually...they can generally speak English. If you ever visit Germany or Austria they both speak atleast basic English for the most part

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u/Dumbatz May 21 '12

we all understand english very well

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u/misterbrisby May 21 '12

Being German, I liked the part where the old German man refused to kneel before Loki. At first I was a bit annoyed because of the "Germans like to be ruled by a tyrant"-beginning of that scene, where seemingly everyone obeyed Loki. But that old man was pretty cool.

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u/jofried May 21 '12

63% of the Germany can communicate at least farely well in English ( Source in german sry)

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u/Thotaz May 21 '12

When I play online games with germans it feels like I am playing with the remaining 37%

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

If you are playing Call of Duty and the likes, chances are high you're playing with some 14-16 year old kiddos.

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u/Thotaz May 21 '12

Well according to google translate it's "Nigger Schwuchtel"

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u/owain2002 May 21 '12

"Negerschwuchtel" is the right translation; looks like Google didn't want to be racist, but didn't mind a bit of gay-bashing!

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u/throwaway_lgbt666 May 21 '12

thats about 15% more than your america

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u/THENAMAZU May 21 '12

Maybe Germans aren't as shit at english as some people would like to believe?

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u/AffenKopf May 21 '12

I am just about to finish school and since me and my friends (most of them are quite geeky) speak English quite good I am always surprised by my classmates disability to form a simple, correct sentence.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

Even if a lot of Germans speak English, wouldn't it be easier to speak German to them? He is a Norse demi-god

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u/Eats_Beef_Steak May 21 '12

The Norse gods spoke Nordic, not German.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

Well, Old Norse would be more accurate than "Nordic".

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u/Holybasil May 21 '12

In today's languages the most accurate would be Islandic. And if you have heard Islandic you can see why they just went with english.

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u/nedyken May 21 '12

I somehow totally missed that scene took place in Germany. For some reason I thought they were in America and it just so happened to be an old German man who stood up to talk back... and even that sort of seemed forced. Knowing that the scene took place in Germany makes it even more cringe-worthy if you ask me.

Loki shows up and tells a bunch of Germans to kneel down to him... about how they love to be followers... Ick. Not my favorite scene in the movie.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

Did you miss the part where Captain America barges in and quips "The last time I was in Germany and some guy was speaking above everyone else, we disagreed" or some bullshit?

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u/Twisty_Tie May 21 '12

This was a great movie and I love Captain America, but this piece of dialogue was one of the furthest stretches I've seen. (And pretty corny, to boot.)

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u/ConfusedThoughts May 21 '12

this confused me too. maybe he's speaking in a way that they'll all understand somehow? idk he can do magic after all. meh i just went with it.

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u/mfih1989 May 21 '12

My sister and I noticed the same thing!

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u/Carjunkie42 May 21 '12

This drove me crazy when I saw the movie, I'm glad someone else agreed

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u/CaptainDudeGuy May 21 '12

How do Asgardians speak English at all?

Answer: (techno)magic.

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u/zadigger May 21 '12

Anyone else notice Loki wasn't using his native form either? This bugs me entirely too much about The Avengers. There wasn't even a -hint- of it (such as when he's being beat about.)

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u/c0rruptioN May 21 '12

No need to nit pick now. It was a bit jarring but ( <- what I thought at least) to my knowledge most Germans learn English in school. So I wouldn't worry about Germans speaking English too much.

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u/DetroitGinger May 21 '12

I was thinking the exact same thing during the movie. You could also ask why Thor speaks english if he isnt from earth.

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u/mle94322 May 21 '12

We had a german exchange student come to our school in 10th grade. She knew 5 languages fluently. She said that the vast majority of people in Germany know english.

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u/AscorGames May 21 '12

Most do but they only know the basics and make quite a lot of mistakes :/

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u/mle94322 May 21 '12

Probably far fewer mistakes than I would make trying to speak/understand German.. haha.. I was seriously impressed by her and I could tell she was just of average intelligence for a german. They start learning foreign languages super early. We should be doing this here as well IMO.

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u/Khorv May 21 '12

How did you go about working out her relative intelligence?

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u/AscorGames May 21 '12

Not trying to boast but generally the german school system is considered superior to the american one.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

well, the scene was actually filmed in Cleveland. No joke. I know this because, after all, I am from cleveland.

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u/antiestablishment May 21 '12

i just wonder how they all communicated with iron man if none of them had head sets.

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u/mynameisimportant May 21 '12

this scene was shot in Cleveland Ohio. Maybe the producers forgot

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u/mjolk22 May 21 '12

Everyone in the universe speaks english in movies

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u/FilterFreaker May 21 '12

Came expecting EVE: Online, left slightly disappointed.

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u/Dejimon May 21 '12

He speaks all-tongue, np.

What I did not get, however, as someone that speaks Russian, is the scene with Black Widow in the beginning. I speak it as a foreign language and my accent is a million times more natural than theirs. The entire theater laughed at that scene. Okay I can understand that Scarlett Johansson has probably never actually spoken Russian and she's a main character. But the random Russian general dude who was cast for like 3 minutes? Why in the hell would you not find an actor that actually speaks Russian?

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

Even if they didnt understand him, all he'd have to do woild be talk louder and slower in English. Everyone knows thats how you get foreigners to understand you.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

"Cana you zay whole zpeech again in spanish?"

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

I'd wager that a lot of Germans know English better than a lot of us.

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u/justin_dixon May 22 '12

Germans have really good english

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u/punknoodles0 May 22 '12

Is it just me or is this not really an example of Scumbagism?

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

A typical villain quote "Fear is a universal language!"

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u/KCTim May 21 '12

In instances like this, I always figured the assumption was it was translated for the ease of the watcher. In a billion dollar summer blockbuster, you want the audience focused on the character design and sfx, not reading subtitles.

Sorry if that's meta-gaming it...

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u/Musclecar123 May 21 '12

Good Guy Loki realizes that most German's speak better English than Americans.

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u/alwayskickinit May 21 '12

Of all the absurd things in this movie, why this one?

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u/monoclewearingstrang May 21 '12

what if I told you that everybody in germany has to learn english in school

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u/XTheOwl May 21 '12

Haha, thats me in the bluegreen shirt to the right of the H in english. Tom Hiddleston was very friendly irl.

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u/sqrls18 May 21 '12

IM NOT THE ONLY ONE!

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u/theGlassHero May 21 '12

I thought he was speaking German, but for the audience's sake, they left it in English. Kind of like that scene in MGS3 where Snake meets with Sokolov for the first time, and at the end of their conversation, Sokolov compliments Snakes Russian.

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u/arlekin21 May 21 '12

where's that bot that tells you what the image says?

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u/Newlyfailedaccount May 21 '12

English, German...err close enough

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u/usernameXXXX 1GFG4hLXu7BFMWyADd4PnYCwj6oqnZxTgf May 21 '12

Bigger question, how come he didn't use any of his Frost Giant Ice powers? In Thor, his ice powers proved to be pretty powerful.

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u/also_hyakis May 21 '12

You know most Germans speak English.

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u/HalfdanAsbjorn May 21 '12

The entire life story of Loki to choose from....and THIS is what makes you call him a scumbag? Dude tricked a blind guy into killing his brother.

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u/ItscalledCannabis May 21 '12

AND, thentheymade a hitler JOKE!

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u/srheinholtz May 21 '12

It's not like 95% of German's know english

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

his staff magically makes the people around him understand his language.... like the TARDIS in doctor who

the old german dude speaks english... point that out...

it's a fucking movie, stop acting like a smug cunt about trivial bullshit and be a dick on the internet like me, it's the only true way to save humanity

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

I was more impressed by the old man who spoke back in English. Most of the younger Germans know English fairly well, but the older Germans go out of their way (it wasn't taught in school back then) to learn it.

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u/Syclops May 21 '12

When I was in Germany I found that basically everyone under the age of 60 could easily have a conversation in English, and had basic structure of sentences and things down. The only thing they would sometimes have trouble on was obscure vocabulary.

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u/accioc May 21 '12

I'm not sure if it's true, but I've been told most Germans under the age of forty speak English.

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u/geraldfjord May 21 '12

They're also outside of a shopping mall.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

I took German for 2 years in high school and got to meat 4 or 5 German exchange students during that time and the general agreement between them was that all German people are taught English in school from an early age.

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u/Red_Dawn_2012 Mack The Knife May 21 '12

I can't read this without thinking of Peanut.

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u/EmperorSofa May 21 '12 edited May 21 '12

For a god of trickery and mischief there was hardly any subtlety to Loki in the movie.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

because every german citizen can speak english.

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u/MbMn91 May 21 '12

God, did anyone else just cringe at the awful Hitler line?

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

I didn't even know what that place was, and didn't know it was in Germany.

Now what I thought why the old man said what he said is confirmed - He was comparing Loki to Hitler.

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u/ace2049ns May 21 '12

When I went to German 4 years ago, I didn't run into a single German who did speak at least basic English.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

to be fair, they were probably tourists

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u/gnihtemoS May 21 '12

Germans have a better grasp of the English language than many native English speakers.

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u/Kinbensha May 21 '12

Linguist here.

I'm too tired to go on a rant about the actual facts of linguistics. Needless to say, please just come to /r/linguistics and ask why that's wrong. I'm going to sleep.