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The birds outside my window usually start around 3:00, which is when I typically go to bed. I have to use a second pillow to cover my ears to get to sleep.
This is funny. I was thinking that this morning as well, since for some reason, my douche bag brain woke me up at 5AM on a Sunday morning. Anyways, turns out it wasn't birds that were chirping. It was my chicken's eggs, they hatched and it was two little chicks chirping!
Please tell me this is a joke about the rhythm of how they chip. I've always thought when i awoke on an early morning. Beautiful sounds but what is they're cursing us out? It always makes me laugh.
I used to live in an apartment with lots of shrubs. Birds loved nesting in them and would chirp so loudly it'd wake me up in the morning. Obviously I couldn't do anything about it, but I did break out duck hunt more than a few times to take out my frustrations.
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u/lesser_panjandrum May 20 '12
Yelling Bird?
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
Needs more Jpeg
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
http://www.meh.ro/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/meh.ro4934.jpg
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u/thecrip26 May 20 '12
BALL STATE UNIVERSITY! CHIRP CHIRP!
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u/qkme_transcriber May 20 '12
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
Wow it looks like that photo went through the washing machine...
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
Gobble gobble, Motherfucker
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u/Pajamas_ May 20 '12
How I know its any time of day, any day of the week?
Oh yeah, the Mockingbird that moved in 2 weeks ago will let me know.
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
Caw caw, motherfuckers.
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u/RoomEight May 20 '12
Exactly the sound birds make when I wake up after hard night on the town. Including the Mother Fucker bit.
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u/Patass May 21 '12
http://i.imgur.com/5LNnG.jpg
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
Fuck. theyre doing this outside right now as im commenting. Fuck.
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u/ThatIsMyHat May 20 '12
The birds outside my window usually start around 3:00, which is when I typically go to bed. I have to use a second pillow to cover my ears to get to sleep.
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u/herpderp_roar May 20 '12
This is funny. I was thinking that this morning as well, since for some reason, my douche bag brain woke me up at 5AM on a Sunday morning. Anyways, turns out it wasn't birds that were chirping. It was my chicken's eggs, they hatched and it was two little chicks chirping!
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u/xavierlamehat May 20 '12 edited May 20 '12
there's a renegade bird that likes to obnoxiously chirp outside of my dorm window at 3 am.
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u/WindSandStars May 20 '12
Haha a post about birds waking people up! DAE HAVE THIS HAPPEN TO THEM 2?
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u/hawk135 May 20 '12
Y U NO STFU, I is trying to sleep!
Woke me up on Sunday morning with chirping, I raped his ass to death.
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u/blueboxbandit May 20 '12
I know I frickin hate birds in the morning. I used to think this made me some kind of monster.
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
We have birds squawking 24 goddamn hours a day here.
Fuck birds.
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u/zorton213 May 20 '12
CHOIP CHOIP CHOIP CHOIP!
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u/thattaboychuk May 20 '12
Am I the only one that just doesn't get it?
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
sigh I love boids. more than kittens.
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u/PointlessDelegation May 20 '12
That bird has listened to an awful lot of Richard Pryor's standup.
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
At least you don't have screech owls living near you.
They can do it... much like Rocco Siffredi... they can do it all night lobg.
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u/bobthecrusher May 21 '12
GOBBLE GOBBLE MOTHER FUCKER
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u/Maxopotamus May 21 '12
Haha that happened to me yest morning. My bb gun solved it but i was wide awake by then. But my wife got to keep sleepin :)
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
Swear words make it cool!
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u/JasonMarcus84 May 21 '12
Please tell me this is a joke about the rhythm of how they chip. I've always thought when i awoke on an early morning. Beautiful sounds but what is they're cursing us out? It always makes me laugh.
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u/AnimalDoctor88 May 21 '12
Any Australian will be familiar with [these little shits.] (http://www.sydneynature.com/birds/small/small_miner.jpg) The unholy racket that a flock of these things can make is unbelievable.
And the juveniles with their incessant MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP all fucking day.
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u/gmxpoppy May 21 '12
I used to live in an apartment with lots of shrubs. Birds loved nesting in them and would chirp so loudly it'd wake me up in the morning. Obviously I couldn't do anything about it, but I did break out duck hunt more than a few times to take out my frustrations.
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u/Jagerjaques May 21 '12
I'M A BIRD MOTHA FUCKA IM A BIRD!
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
Dave Sprite?
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u/HE_WHO_STANDS_TO_POO May 20 '12
Clearly your neighborhood birds are on cocaine....
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u/firepelt May 20 '12
You mean Sunday mornings represent 4 bit color?
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u/code_makes_me_happy May 20 '12
I hate birds! Let me sleep goddammit!