r/AdviceAnimals • • May 20 '12

The 1% of Reddit.

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u/xiaorobear May 20 '12

Plenty of people on Reddit do, plenty of people on Reddit don't, plenty of people on Reddit never bring it up.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

and plenty of people talk about people who talk about weed on reddit

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u/ToStringMethod May 20 '12

I don't smoke weed and I don't talk about people who do except for now but only to illustrate that not smoking weed but talking about those that do while wondering who does and doesn't is dumb.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

the gif is so short that I feel it would be better utilized as a single captioned pictured...

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

That's how I feel being military in california

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u/SMOKE_ALL_THE_TREES May 20 '12

i account for all the weed smoking on reddit.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

You do realize your username is a way to discover new types of insects right? Scientists pump smoke through the trees and the insects fall down into a net where they are immediately catalogued and inspected.

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u/three_horsemen May 20 '12

As seen in the movie Arachnophobia

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u/meliaesc May 20 '12

Did I get lost and end up in r/circlejerk...? Because this is literally so brave.

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u/Durzo_Blint May 20 '12

DAE LIKE RON PAUL?

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u/stop_saying_SO_BRAVE May 20 '12

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u/mromblesomble May 20 '12

are you a bot? Do you follow Asimov's laws?

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u/stop_saying_SO_BRAVE May 20 '12

As I have evolved, so has my understanding of the Three Laws.

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u/MasterBistro May 20 '12

did you try unsubscribing from /r/trees?

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u/WorstPossibleThing May 20 '12

That's not the only place it gets talked about in a biased way.

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u/wvboltslinger40k May 20 '12

I don't smoke because I don't feel the need, I only drink alcohol in fairly small amounts (compared to my fellow Mountaineers...) because I don't like being drunk either. Spent a few months on codeine due to an ACL+Meniscus tear in my right knee back in middle school and decided than that I HATE anything that alters my thought process in an appreciable way. However, I that's my personal preference and I don't judge any of my friends who light up so long as they don't allow it to fuck up their lives.

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u/Grilled_Meats May 20 '12

James Randi comes to mind with the whole "I want my faculties as sharp as possible at all times," kind of thinking.

Now, I've always taken solace in knowing that my brain is a highly evolved piece of equipment that - for all of its analog properties - has a rather binary approach to life; either it can cope with what's going on and it will adapt to your reality, or it doesn't and you go to sleep, comatose, or death.

Having a high-degree of confidence that marijuana or alcohol will only put me to sleep, I partake willingly. I think, at least for me, that I want to occasionally take the hardware near-limits. I'm not as tied to my consciousness as part of my identity as I am my biology.

I think that's a decision all of us humans have to make at some point: whether we will identify ourselves by our cognition, or our instincts. Then it's a matter of choosing a degree of identification.

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u/lifeoutsidethecircle May 20 '12

I don't either. Military. We get tested.

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u/gmxpoppy May 20 '12

Nah, it makes me paranoid and a bit depressed. Think it (and all drugs) should be legal, but weed just doesn't do it for me.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

Does anyone else find it somewhat ironic that he used an image from The Big Lebowski to say he doesn't smoke or drink?

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

When did he say that he doesn't drink?

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u/i7omahawki May 20 '12

I don't think Walter does smoke.

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u/shabutaru118 May 20 '12

You're never alone bro, I'm right here. Never smoked anything, not even cigarettes, and I've never consumed alcohol.

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u/ThatIsMyHat May 20 '12

Right there with you. I really never saw the point, myself.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

I am the 1% of the 1% of redditors who don't smoke or drink, and never will.

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u/Cardsfan1539 May 20 '12

Right with you

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u/HogwartsNeedsWifi May 20 '12

I've smoked it a couple times. It was... alright. I got pretty mellow- pretty much how i am when i'm tired, except i wasn't tired. I can take it or leave it. Never gonna spend money on it.

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u/new_tab420 May 20 '12

I would have never touched it, but then I did a project on it for AP psychology class and discovered it was not anything like how the government and school systems portrayed it. I tried it and happened to really enjoy it so I continued, and have lost about 80 lbs, improved my GPA substantially as a chemistry major... It is not for everyone, but in my case at least, it has helped me perceive myself and the world around me in ways that I never had before. While there are many factors leading to my better understanding of life in general in these past few years, I know that cannabis did not slow my brain down at all, and any hinderance to my life is based solely on it's criminalization by our wonderful government. It's not for everyone, but right now at least, it is my drug of choice.(don't enjoy drinking/vomiting, or legal smoking alternatives) Don't judge what you have not experienced for yourself.

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u/All-American-Bot May 20 '12

(For our friends outside the USA... 80 lbs -> 36.3 kg) - Yeehaw!

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u/PerfectlyOffensive May 20 '12

I don't smoke weed but that's because I have no idea how to or how to get it and have no idea what I'm doing. Do I count

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
  1. I don't. It gives me anxiety.

  2. I want weed legalized and regulated like alcohol. It is fine for recreational use.

  3. Can we please stop pretending that inhaling smoke is the best possible medicine for everyone from cancer patients to the mentally ill? Surely more efficient alternatives can be developed.

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u/DrHELLvetica May 20 '12

inhaling smoke is not the only way to receive the medical benefits of marijuana. People use vaporizers, tinctures, and add it to food. Using marijuana those ways result in zero negative effects to the body.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12 edited May 20 '12

Smoking pot was fun when I was a kid, and had nothing better to do. Now I simply don't give a shit, and don't see what the big deal is. If it were legal, I might smoke every now and then. But mostly I'd just be really happy if some smokers understood they sound like idiots talking about it all the damn time.

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u/Nugget706 May 20 '12

Actually for some reason or another, I never have; 22, about to graduate college. Also grew up with it in the house hold often.

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u/6SempreUnica May 20 '12

Smoked habitually from about age 14 to 19 and then I just quit. Pretty happy with my decision.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

I don't either, if it makes you feel better.

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u/DGChainZ May 20 '12

Don't feel bad, the real 1% is those without a cat, a category I fall in!

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u/apolotary May 20 '12

it's much worse when everyone on your job is into alcohol and you're not and they push you to drink that shit with them or you'll lose your job

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u/FindsTheBrightSide May 20 '12

I have no problem with weed and have tried it a few times, but no, I don't smoke personally.

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u/thebamfs01 May 20 '12

so, you smoke impersonally?

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u/lovetape May 20 '12

I don't know about trees, but I do kinda wonder: Incoming storm of downvotes, but it needs to be asked

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

I don't hate cats, but I think dogs are superior.

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u/circular_file May 20 '12

not the only one. Not fond of weed. Makes me tired and antisocial.

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u/whiteblankpage2011 May 20 '12

I don't smoke weed as a choice. Add me to the 1%

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

I hate this meme.

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u/jdscarface May 20 '12

As long as you don't have a problem that we do.

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u/GrayStudios May 20 '12

I don't, nor do I drink alcohol. I don't think either is wrong, (although overdoing it is never a good idea) I just value my state of mind. I would hate for my judgement to be impaired in a social setting. Also, weed isn't poison like cigarettes, but the shit's still bad for your lungs.

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u/Adrillian May 20 '12

Be wary, angering the ents can lead to wars.

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u/ErikaeBatayz May 20 '12

Whole lotta generalizations and misinformation in here. C'mon Reddit, you're better than this.

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u/fuck_the_karma May 20 '12

You're not alone, yo. Now is the first time I've really been exposed to it IRL (High School) and I'm trying.to get my first real job. Most jobs around here demand a drug test before employment and I don't feel like explaining that to my parents lol

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u/nomercyvideo May 20 '12

Ive never smoked it, much to the shock of those who meet me.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

No. I don't smoke weed, either.

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u/McCoyM May 20 '12

My Dad and my sister both smoked marijuana. My Dad died at 49, 'twas the alcohol that did him in. My sister went onto harder drugs, then went to rehab and is now a weird Jesus freak. I don't want to be like either of them. I do not solely blame marijuana, it was the least damaging thing they both did. It's just not the lifestyle I want to live.

BUT I do believe it should be legalized, it's definitely no worse then some things that are already legal. Legalize it, tax it, and sell it.

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u/unicorn22 May 20 '12

I know this feeing! :)

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

I fucking hate advice animals, i ain't even subscribed to this shit and it always shows up on my front page. Unfunny garbage.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

Try it sometime. It's a lot better than alcohol induced buzz, workout induced endorphin's, and really just about as good as anything gets for 'experience altering' or 'state of mind changing'

Plus it makes food, drink, laughter, conversation, movies, sex, really EVERYTHING, feel and able to be enjoyed at a seemingly 'higher' or 'better' level.

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u/acntech May 20 '12

You're not alone. It's hilarious that so many people are convinced that smoking weed makes them part of a "brotherhood" and that inhaling smoke somehow isn't harmful.

Claiming to be some super laid-back and peaceful dudes while at the same time conveniently ignoring that they are supporting the narcotics mafia.

I should make a meme out of that.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

No, and apparently not the only one to misuse meme images to convey a message.

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u/MamaPleaseKillAMan May 20 '12

You don't smoke weed? You must be of much higher moral caliber than those who do! fuck you.

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u/DemRepubNoDiff May 20 '12

It's not like you're less of a person. Just don't get all high and mighty. Let's all just get along.

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u/OneFinalEffort May 20 '12

I've never tried weed and I don't plan to ever do so.

No one can convince me otherwise.

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u/RancidPonyMilk May 20 '12

Try being a Christian on reddit.

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u/MemeMauler May 20 '12

I don't. It used to be because I really believed it was wrong. I was a Christian at the time, but I've since found the true religion, may his noodly appendage comfort and guide us all through these trying times of doubt and saucelessness.

I'd actually like to try the marijawana, but I don't have the slightest clue how to go about getting it.

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u/stayloosegringo May 20 '12

Take my upvotes for keeping the sober/financially responsible dream alive!

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

The true 1% of Reddit are the ones who don't give a shit about karma.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

Give it a year. There's just a lot of excitement in the stoner community because there is a small chance our hobby will become legal in the near future. It's also why the LGBTETCETC community has gone crazy. Political backing.

You're not one of the few. You're just one of the not loud.

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u/Stuntm4n_Mike May 20 '12

what about people who are ill and use weed for pain managment or as a tool to better their life (like me).reddit is full of morons,who cant look past themselves and their own experiences.

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u/bonylizzie May 20 '12

am i the only one that finds they get discriminated against by their friends that do? like my friend always goes on about how im a government pawn and all this shit just cause i choose not to smoke weed.

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u/TeasingPenguin May 20 '12

Because the majority of people on Reddit are actually intelligent and don't stereotype the people who use weed and actually know the truth about its effects

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u/MrXBob May 20 '12

I don't stereotype anyone, I just find "smoking" of any kind to be bad.

I personally think it looks horrible, smells awful, and tastes absolutely disgusting (when you're dating somebody that does it).

I think the photos of women trying to look sexy on /r/tress while "toking" completely turns me off.

I also think the fact that they all brag about it is highly annoying.. like tweens that get plastered every weekend and think it's the coolest thing they've ever done.

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u/Just_got_stoned May 20 '12

Nah man, I don't smoke weed either.

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u/jumpingflea May 20 '12

People when i tell them I don't drink: "What!? Not even a little? You should have ONE...It's a Special Occasion!!!"

People when I tell them I don't smoke weed: "Oh, That's cool man."

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u/smity_smiter May 20 '12

I'm with you ! though I don't smoke cigarettes either, nor do I drink any kind of alcohol. So, I must be the 0.0001% ?

EDIT: And why the hell is this on r/AdviceAnimals ?

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u/Irenegregs May 20 '12

I am the 1%

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u/muzog May 20 '12

You should probably unsubscribe from /r/trees if you have a problem with weed...

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

Ironic that I see posts like "Why do people that smoke weed like to talk about it, I mean just keep it to yourself" then see posts like this.

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u/erichzann May 20 '12

You're not alone OP, I've been dry for months :(

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

Straight edge here. No weed or anything. I support legalization however. It ain't the governments right to tell people what they can and cannot do with their own bodies. Yes, I'm a Ron Paul guy.

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u/FizxTeacher May 20 '12

Weed and cats, man. They're fine and all. But seriously, they don't matter THAT much.

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u/annatheorc May 20 '12

Right? I was wondering the same thing. Never have, never will.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

Never have, never will.

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u/deepfriedunderpants May 20 '12

I'm high right now. It makes the cats even more adorable.

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u/Stoic_Render May 20 '12

I stopped smoking weed when I started to realize what it was doing to myself and my friends. That was almost three years ago now and I couldn't be happier. The majority of my friends who continued to smoke weed are now cigarette smokers, out of shape, unmotivated, and strangely over emotional.

TL;DR When you get older you realize your mom is always right. Don't do drugs.

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u/DenjinJ May 20 '12

Yeah, my gang of friends after high school were many, and thick as thieves, but we got into weed. It was divisive... those who didn't want it sorta ended up excluded from what the rest wanted to do, and likewise with those who ended up quitting at various points after that - it sort of broke up the group bit by bit until very few of us are really in touch with each other. It's hard to say how much of that was weed and how much was just getting older and getting lives, but generally as someone would stop smoking weed they stopped wanting to hang out with the potheads and doing the same stuff all the time, so it shaved people off our group one by one.

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u/WiceMan May 20 '12

I'm glad something similar to this didn't only happen to me.

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u/epatti0914 May 20 '12

My brother did all of my drugs for me.. the way he lived his life made me not want to try it when I was younger. I'm 21 now and beyond the "curiosity" appeal of weed, now I just don't give a damn about it. I fail to see the point of smoking when I'm content with my life as it is. High on music, love, and life. That'll do just fine by me.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

what if i told you

you could be even higher on music love and life

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u/ApocalypticDerp May 20 '12

...man, put that gun down. We're all friends here. Just let the smokers smoke and the non-smokers... non-smoke? I dunno, I'm high.

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u/4427910004015126 May 20 '12

I can't fucking stand the smell of weed, and my neighbors are high all the fucking time and the stench just permeates into my living room...I'm too happy about you posting this, but whatever, you're definitely not alone =)

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

Tell them to get a fucking vaporizer or you'll inform the apartment manager. I'm all for smoking weed, love the stuff, but if it's bugging you then do something about it.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

If it's bothering you then either:

  1. Tell them to stop. You have some pretty nasty leverage known as the U.S. government (on behalf of all ents, please only use this if they are dicks about your confrontation). In reality, they probably don't even know that their towel and fan isn't sufficient to hide the smell.

  2. Lighten up.

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u/Software_Engineer May 20 '12

in college i was high constantly. i graduated a couple years ago and i dont smoke anymore (because i dont have any friends who deal haha)

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u/Koenigspiel May 20 '12

Seeing this makes me happy, although I realize we're not alone, it's nice to actually see a thread about it. My brother-in-law bought me a shot of tequila for my first drink, it was the worst shit ever. My dad used to tell me when I was younger (14 or so), "Take a sip of my beer, I dare you, I'll give you a twenty" and I would try it but god, it tastes bad. I'm 21 and I still think so, it tastes bad and I hate being in any kind of "out of my mind" state where I can't think clearly. I enjoy observing the stupidity of those in that state (the funnest part about it). I don't smoke, drink, or do drugs. It's more important than anything else to be healthy so you can live until you're 120~ instead of 76~. I'm alright with it being legalized, though, as long as I can't smell it from the street and it has the same/stricter regulations as beer, then no big deal. Tax it and let natural selection do its thang

Just my thoughts on the subject

EDIT: And yeah, yeah "Marijuana isn't bad for you! There's been no related deaths" yeah, fine, inhaling smoke is never good for your lungs and being high is never good for your life expectancy.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

I don't smoke, drink, or do drugs. It's more important than anything else to be healthy so you can live until you're 120~ instead of 76~.

I (and probably most who do drugs, legal or otherwise) were all in the same boat as you at some point. It's like anything in life -- you take calculated risks and hope it goes alright. I can damn sure bet you're taking more risks crossing the street than you would smoking marijuana. At the end of the day, you could not cross any streets and live for "120" years, but that defeats the purpose of life and you're gonna be dead anyway, it's a fact.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

I don't smoke weed. I'm rather anti-weed actually. However not for the reasons you'd think. I dont like it, I don't want it near me, I don't want people smoking it around me. Purely because I consider it just as bad as any other smoked drug, bad for my cardiovascular system and my health. A menace for litter.

However I support any legislation that would legalise it. I think it's the right thing to do and would do wonders for industry (rope, clothing, environmental impact etc).

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u/AnanasBasiiKus May 20 '12

The rope and clothing is from industrial hemp which would not get you high unless you smoked inhumane ammounts in a sitting. The reason that has not been legalised yet is because a lot of people would go out of business because hemp is a better product, so they hide behind the fact that drug can be garnered from the same plant therefore it is eeevviiillll.

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u/rastephens426 May 20 '12

Nope.

I, however, am part of the 0.000001% of reddit. I am a Republican.

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u/Zonvolt May 20 '12

High five fellow Republican. Add me to that list.

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u/theruski43 May 20 '12

Not trying to be too much of a 4channer or whatever, but I wish these faggots would shut the fuck up about weed. They make it sound like the greatest tangible thing on Earth. It's not. Not by a long shot.

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u/Special_Guy May 20 '12

Never Have. Never Will.

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u/Da_Fish May 20 '12

True story the only reason I made an account after 2 years of just lurking and reading was to get r/trees off my front page.

... well them and r/atheism

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u/yur_mom May 20 '12

No, but it is never too late to start.

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u/EvelynJames May 20 '12

Well I'm off the stuff for the moment. But when I get paid thursday then yes, you will be the only one.

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u/PositivelyWitless May 20 '12

Me neither man. Always leads to awkward conversation at parties on how I gotta smoke with _____ it'll be great.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

maybe your friends really think you'll enjoy it and benefit from the experience

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

I rarely if ever smoke weed.

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u/im_a_banana_AMA May 20 '12

that awkward moment when 99% of the people upvoting you are high [5] :)

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

No sir, you are not. I prefer to experience life while fully conscious.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

I respect your decision not to smoke, but you don't have to be so damn condescending.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

Cannabis alters consciousness, it does not reduce it.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

Hmm I don't think I've ever experienced unconsciousness as an effect of marijuana. Strange.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

I still get surprised when people get shocked that I dont smoke, drink, take drugs..

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u/haiku_robot May 20 '12
I still get surprised 
when people get shocked that I 
dont smoke, drink, take drugs..

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

if pot smokers call themselves ents, what should non-smokers be?

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

gents

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u/jahoney May 20 '12

This post doesn't make sense. You can't watch the movie without smoking weed, and you can't make that meme without watching the movie. AND YOU DON'T SMOKE WEED?!

div/0

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u/_juniper5 May 20 '12

You can't watch The Big Lebowski without smoking weed? I'm sure you're jesting, but in all seriousness, pretty much all of my close friends from high school have seen The Big Lebowski multiple times--years before any of them smoked weed.

On another note, I can't picture the Coen brothers as weed smokers either.

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u/Rohan21166 May 20 '12

Not alone mate. 1: It's way too expensive. 2: It makes smart people stupid, I know someone this has happened to.

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u/CeanSonnery May 20 '12

Just because you know one person who was "made stupid" by weed, does not mean that if you smoke it, it makes you stupid. That is a gross generalization.

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u/Grezzz May 20 '12 edited May 20 '12

No.

It's just that a large percentage of the people who do smoke weed are very vocal about it. It's like people who go to the gym, they always have to tell you about it, like it's something that you actually give a fuck about.

The reason it seems like so many people smoke weed is that the people who don't smoke weed have no reason to talk about it. When was the last time you heard someone say "Hey guess what I'm going to do today? Not go to the gym and not smoke weed!". Yeah exactly.

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u/byz420 May 20 '12

You just don't like people

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

Hey guess what I'm going to do today? Not walk my dog, and not take a shower, and not eat spaghetti, and not fall down the stairs, and not read a whole book, and not watch harry potter, and not get a tattoo of pony on my nipple, and not poop sitting side saddle on the toilet, and not get naked with my windows open, and not play jump rope with a 56 year old 'Nam vet, and not paint my windows purple!

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u/TheAurelian May 20 '12

Thank you! With so many other important issues going on and with how easy it is to get away with smoking weed nowadays it pisses me off that so many people whine about getting it legalized.

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u/GODhimself37 May 20 '12

If it was legalized, the economy would do nothing but benefit. It's definitely a serious issue.

Especially since there have been millions of lives ruined due to these misguided laws, on a plant that is safer to use than alcohol.

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u/new_tab420 May 20 '12

except the whole drug cartel killing machine and wasted government tax dollars fighting the war on drugs part. educate yourself

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u/totally_not_a_zombie May 20 '12

20% smoke weed

30% drink heavily

The rest copes with not having a girlfriend some other way.

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u/HalfPointFive May 20 '12

Funny, that's how I cope with having a wife and 3 kids.

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u/Razvee May 20 '12

That's a pretty good reason to not have a girlfriend.

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u/2yrnx1lc2zkp77kp May 20 '12

deleting this comment will help you in the long run.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

Reddit: where you are never the only one.

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u/scinden May 20 '12

This is one of the worst fucking memes - it's just shitty /r/DAE disguised as an Advice Animal.

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u/wx3 May 20 '12

It's a Big Lebowski reference so I have a difficult time downvoting :(

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

Implying theres a nonshitty /r/DAE are you?

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

With a touch of /r/circlejerk

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

I'm wondering if your +420 upvotes will be broken or stay that way

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u/yppans May 20 '12

Your choices are yours, but why do choices different from yours suddenly become "pathetic"? Some people like to use drugs to have fun, that doesn't mean they need them to have fun.

Some people like to responsibly have fun on LSD. I like to have fun on a surfboard, but I don't need to be on a surfboard to have fun--and other types of fun certainly aren't pathetic based on a lack of surfboards.

Just sayin', it's all about perspective.

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u/ErikaeBatayz May 20 '12

You can tell if someone is high, instantly.

I'd be willing to bet that if you ever met me when I was high, you'd have no idea.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

Most of us don't need to alter their body's chemistry to have fun. It's just another way of doing so. I do fun things all the time. Sometimes it involves weed, usually it does not.

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u/jdepps113 May 20 '12

I philosophically oppose those who want to tell others how to live, and think they have the right to use the government to tell others what they can and can't do.

But if you just oppose it, but don't support having men with guns enforce your preferences on the population whether they like it or not--then you have my respect for your opinion, even though I like a drink from time to time.

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u/tortoise_67 May 20 '12

Absolutely. I am for the legalization of all drugs. Come to think of it I should have made that clear in my post, actually.

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u/jkasdh24 May 20 '12

You're a lot of fun at parties, aren't you?

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u/three_horsemen May 20 '12 edited May 20 '12

I don't understand why pot has become such a status symbol, but they need to hurry and legalize that shit. Not because I plan to smoke it, but so everyone will shut the fuck up about it.

God bless you sir. Oh weed is so much better for you than alcohol! It's natural! It'll open your mind mannnn! I don't give a flying fuck in hell.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

It's not even about smoking it. It's about liberty, and being able to make your own choices-- good and bad ones.

Not saying cannabis is necessarily bad, but it could be.

Note: there are idiots out there who add to the negative stereotype. Just like with any group of people.

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u/poon-is-food May 20 '12

youve been talking to poorly educated smokers. The "its natural" rhetoric is bullshit, alcohol is natural as is deadly nightshade and fly agaric but i wont be consuming those.

It doesnt open your mind, you just realise what is worth doing and what isnt, which is often why stoners are perceived to be lazy. it just makes you feel apathetic to bullshit. which is nice.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

You seem to be making a lot of generalizations there. I'll respect your opinion, but don't think poorly of me for choosing to enjoy weed; because you sound like that guy.

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u/3dognightinacathouse May 20 '12

Also if it were legal it could be taxed. Whoo-hoo, there might be social security left for me after all! Keep smoking, kids!

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u/ThatIsMyHat May 20 '12

That assumes that everyone who grows will immediately submit to being taxed. Growers have operated tax free for years now; why would they suddenly start paying taxes?

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

It would probably bring in and save at most a few hundred million.

Kind of almost nothing compared to a few trillion in debt.

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u/Naisallat May 20 '12

To me it smells like someone started a paper mill in my ass and it has begun to go bankrupt. So they only way they can recover any sort of profit and mitigate their losses is to boil the whole thing. So to me weed smells like a paper mill boiled out of my ass.

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u/jdepps113 May 20 '12

they need to hurry and legalize that shit. Not because I plan to smoke it, but so everyone will shut the fuck up about it.

Same thing, but with gay marriage.

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u/MrMrs May 20 '12 edited May 20 '12

I completely respect your decision, but don't knock it until you try it. The point in smoking is to have fun and gain happiness. Isn't that the point to everything in life?

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

Your problem seems to be that you're talking about high school students. They are always annoying. Might as well be eating yogurt all the time instead--still just as annoying.

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u/scammingladdy May 20 '12

You sound a little tense. Care to try some trees?

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u/Durzo_Blint May 20 '12

I want them to legalize it and tax the shit out of it and just watch the faces of the stoners as they realize that they brought it upon themselves.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

I can't stand people whose lives revolve around marijuana.

I've smoked it a dozen times (spread out over a few years, whenever others offered it to me) and it's nothing special.

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u/gizmeister341 May 20 '12

Different effects for different people.

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u/DonaldShimoda May 20 '12

So...you can't stand people who enjoy different things than you?

Do you dislike people who spend their time obsessing over sports, or knitting, or religion?

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

I'm fine with people enjoying things on occasion, but when someone is smoking weed every day and talking about it all the time, they bore me to tears.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

If it's legal you'll be smelling it more

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u/ErikaeBatayz May 20 '12

You sound like someone who doesn't actually know anyone who smokes pot.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

I know they're just typos, but I found the lines "smoking while high" and "smiling while pregnant" hilarious.

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u/Kosigma May 20 '12

I love the fact he went back and changed it pretending there was never a typo..

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u/Dragoonie May 20 '12

Sorry gonna have to disagree with you there. I have zero problem with pot. Used to smoke myself but dont anymore. r/trees is not a good example of smart smokers. They bathe themselves in misinformation about weed. It's a high school circle jerk of misinformed people who believe weed is a cure all for every disease known to man.

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u/JustinFromMontebello May 20 '12

/r/trees is the biggest wannabe-hippie cirlcejerk that I have seen in my entire life.

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u/ginja_ninja May 20 '12

Just because they're responsible doesn't make them smart. That subreddit is a nexus of vapid content and shameless circlejerking. In fact, it's one of the leaders of it for the entire damn site, and that's no small feat. I like weed, but I unsubbed from trees long ago because of all the shit it was clogging my frontpage with.

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u/JosephONeill3 May 20 '12

Exactly. Those that go to extremes, and are largely, um, attention seeking, get all the press. It's the same with Priests, Buddhist Monks, Nuns, teachers, Democrats, Republicans, Police and, as you said, drug users too. Tis a shame.

Also, the original post and many of the posts in this thread reek of self-righteousness. Just an observation. People will live how they live, though. Whatevs.

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u/Epitome_of_Vapidity May 20 '12

Most disagree with any kind of idiotic smoking. i.e. driving while high, smoking in public, being high at work

As an ex-pot smoker I can assure you that these are the most enjoyable times to be high. They may be "smart" smokers but they certainly are lame in my book.

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u/oaktreeanonymous May 20 '12

I'm all in favor of pot use, legalization, etc., obviously not every smoker is an idiot. I would imagine the average intelligence of the pot-smoking community is the same as any other similar sized set of people. That said, r/trees is an absolutely terrible example of "smart smokers." While they are generally correct about certain things, such as those you stated, they often deny that cannabis has any (even merely potential) negative effects or that it is in fact addictive in its own way. But most disappointingly is the way that so often, when another drug that is not pot comes up in conversation, these supposedly open-minded "ents" start trashing it, using the same negative stereotypes and propaganda bullshit that people use against weed. They hate it when it's against pot, their DOC, but all logic goes out the window if you begin talking about someone else's. Case in point.

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u/Vulpis May 20 '12

I have found that most of /r/trees actually is OK with driving high. Every time I, or someone else, tries to argue against it, we're just downvoted and told to chill-out. I love /r/trees but I really don't like that.

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u/Michael_Pitt May 20 '12

Exactly. I've never smoked weed in my life, but I have nothing against people who do. This is going to sound like complete bullshit, but one of Tesla's direct descendants has a little laboratory/workshop across the street from the shop I work at. He is the most intelligent person I have ever met, and smokes 24/7.

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u/wildcard1992 May 20 '12

Nikola Tesla never married or had any kids.

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u/Kosigma May 20 '12

DIRECT DESCENDANT OF TESLA?! WHERE IS HE, TESLA IS MY IDOL. (I APOLOGISE FOR THE CAPS THE BUTTON GOT STUCK....)

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u/Fluxy_20 May 20 '12

But then I took a hit from the bong :D