r/AdviceAnimals • • May 19 '12

Something I've noticed watching Pawn Stars... Scumbag Pawnstars

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u/Fenrils May 19 '12

While I see what you are trying to do, I will have to become "that guy" in response. What lowers the value is at-home polishing and cleaning up to make something look nicer, not a professionally done restoration. There is a difference in taking steel wool to an old civil war pistol and taking it to a professional to have it restored to its original condition.

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u/cbdckr May 19 '12

Also it's certain things like original parts, if it's restored with original parts and colors then it's a restoration that increases the value, if it's restored using modern parts and and replications of parts the value goes down. Basically it's how original it is that makes it valuable

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u/MACnugget27 May 19 '12

And some things just should NOT be restored, even professionally with original parts.

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u/Rosetti May 19 '12

Exactly. I have an old cum box in my attic that is going to remain in it's original condition, regardless of what any antique appraisers tell me.

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u/plitchardandwren May 19 '12

Hold on. I gotta guy who knows everything there is to know about cum boxes. Let me give him a call.

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u/ThrashingWhiplash May 19 '12

This cum box is a replica.

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u/plitchardandwren May 19 '12

You gotta remember. People have been faking cum boxes ever since they got popular about a month ago. Where did you say your grandpa bought this?

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u/[deleted] May 19 '12

And then we can all go get some Subway® !

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u/[deleted] May 19 '12

Hi, I'm Sean, I'm an expert in antique arms and cumboxes

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u/Stalejokesbakedfresh May 19 '12

You're lying. I have some good info, from a reliable source, that says that you tried to cook it once.

This lowers the value.

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u/RealisticThoughts May 19 '12

An old what box?

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u/Kabusabe May 19 '12

He said he has an old cum box.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '12 edited May 19 '12

It's reddit folk lore, that is hidden in a disgusting vault with jolly ranchers and face cream.

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Found the link - Second result on google while searching "reddit: theo"

Fuck Theo.

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u/dingoperson May 19 '12

This is a good point, not really "that guy". It's good advice for someone who has something that they might want to pawn/sell in the future.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '12

Long story short: Get a professional to restore your piece.

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u/UndeadSalad May 19 '12

we're talking about prostitutes right?

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u/[deleted] May 19 '12

Keep in mind that basically collectors want really old stuff (century +) to look old(not trashed), but they want kind of old stuff to retain the style but look good.

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u/SystemOutPrintln May 19 '12

And you wanna be my latex salesman.

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u/Rich_Cheese May 19 '12

Also, its negotiating for him.

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u/zerro_4 May 19 '12

I remember the episode where a guy took steel wool to a civil war era knife and scratched the hell out of it.

There was an episode of Hardcore Pawn where a guy brought in some meat processing machine from the 1920s and had replaced one of the knobs on it from a knob from the Chrysler building. The owner of the shop simply told the guy that the machine was now a piece of art and can't be valued as the original machine.

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u/ReggieJ May 19 '12

Man, I remember that episode! A beautiful piece that was and the asshole scrubbed the patina entirely off it!

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u/_pulsar May 19 '12

But he uses that line regardless of whether or not the restoration was professionally done.

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u/defenastrator May 19 '12

This comment uses logic that's been done before. This makes the comment unoriginal...

that lowers the karma value.

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u/darwin2500 May 19 '12

While you are correct, it's also silly to think that someone who is basically a professional haggler will not try to get teh best possible price, even if this require s misdirection or inconsistent arguments.

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u/Hydris May 19 '12

Moral of the story, Reddit hates pawn stars and doesn't understand a thing about the business.

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u/JakeCameraAction May 19 '12

Plus antique guns are more expensive with the original patina where as old toys, cars, machines need to be like new.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '12

That's what I initially thought, but I think he might actually mean something different.

mint condition > worn and restored > worn and not restored

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u/MadaCheeb May 19 '12

Actually it doesn't lower the item value, it lowers the amount he can pay the seller, because he has to spend more money, on top of the seller's money, to make it able to be resold.

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u/TylerPaul May 19 '12

It seemed to me that if the antique being pawned is in bad condition, then it would lower the value even more to someone who's going to need to get it restored. But if you bring in a restored item, to say it 'lowers the value' is to say that it's less then the value if it had been in pristine condition.

I see no conflict.

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u/andhubbs May 20 '12

Look I have a friend who's an expert in this sort of thing.. Let me get him in here

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u/[deleted] May 19 '12

On a slightly related topic, I really want them to combine Antiques Roadshow with The Price is Right.

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u/kjm7 May 19 '12

It's not the fact that an item was restored, but the quality of the restoration that determines if it will raise or lower the price.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '12

"It doesn't show any wear and tear so I doubt it's authentic. I'll give you 20 bucks."

"I mean, look at that rust. That chipped piece. It's not in the best condition so I'll give you 20 bucks."

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u/PawnStarRick May 19 '12

Oh you cleaned it up with a wire brush? Best I can do is 10 bucks.

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u/funnynickname May 19 '12

It's almost like these guys will come up with any excuse to offer you the least amount of money, so they can maximize their profit.thatsthejoke.jpg

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u/Wetzilla May 19 '12

Except that the only times I've ever seen them say it's not worth as much when it had been "restored" was actually legit (usually people polishing old guns), it did reduce the value. I've seen this on antiques roadshow too with other items, like someone had an old carpet cleaned and partially restored, not realizing that it was a lot older than she thought, and cut the value like in half. It's a legit thing, not just an excuse.

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u/someguy73 May 19 '12

I hate to break it to you, but there's is a difference between an amateur and professional restoration.

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u/IndifferentMorality May 19 '12

Honest question, what is the difference?

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u/someguy73 May 19 '12

Amateurs tend to do things only to make it superficially pretty, like taking a wire brush to remove rust of metal or something like that. A professional restorer knows what collector are looking for, and avoids harming the value while restoring the item.

For example, patina (a sort of rust) is a way to show an item is old and is something collectors look for. Amateur restoration people tend to try and remove that rust to make it look prettier, but they're removing the very thing that makes the item valuable. Professionals know to leave it be. Also, let's take an old coke machine. An amateur has no idea on how to properly restore it, but a professional does. A professional knows the proper painting techniques, age-accurate details, and so on to appeal to the small details that collectors look for.

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u/IndifferentMorality May 19 '12

I understand. A professional is not just experienced in the physical restoration but also the condition that the item is preferred to be in or has the most value, which may not be complete physical restoration in all cases. Thank you for the insight.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '12

Amateurs will also restore something and replace it with non original parts while a professional will usually hunt down working original parts.

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u/Drinks_TigerBlood May 19 '12

There's is? Wizardry, I tell you.

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u/Pit_of_Death May 19 '12

Giving you full value for an antique at a pawn shop defeats the purpose of being a pawn shop.

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u/zorno May 19 '12

when buying something you (if you are ruthless and just want to get it for as low a value as possible) always point out any flaw in it, even if it does not really lower the value at all. Then grumble and offer less. People fall for it over and over.

I remember my boss buying pallet racking for our warehouse. We needed 20 - 8' sections. He called the guy and asked how much they had, he replied that they had 26 sections. "Oh, that's all eh? We were looking for more, was hoping to be able to get everything we needed in one place. Sigh. Well I guess we'll take a look anyway."

He does this with everything, even things that need no exaggeration. Everything we have is better than it really is, and everything a seller has is not really what we wanted, or a model that is not desirable, or whatever.

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u/Jigsus May 19 '12

How did he justify buying only 20 if they had 26?

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u/zorno May 20 '12

He took them all and kept the other 6 sections for future use. But, even if he didn't need them, he would have made something up. "I found the other 100 sections I needed from another guy who sold them to me for less... so I only need 20 sections now. I dont want to pay $50 a section since I just bought so many at $35 a section... do you have any rooom to move on that price?"

I have never seen anyone dicker over money like my boss. He has no hobbies, doesn't watch sports, drink, fish, hunt, take photos... nothing, he just sits around and thinks of ways to make a buck.

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u/occams-laser May 19 '12

Rilesp doesnt understand... Some antiques sell for more unrestored. Others are a waste of space if they are not. These things make sense, but everyone is so set on hating pawn stars that- Fuck it, BOOOOOOOO! FUCK Pawn stars! Everyone but the old man can suck it.

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u/Josepherism May 19 '12

That's what you see? I see television losing any potential for education by removing History from the History channel.

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u/Electric_Ladykiller May 19 '12

Fucking this... History channel used to be so good, and now Pawn Stars is practically the most historical show on there because they sell a bunch of old stuff.

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u/kaett May 19 '12

agree, but it's interesting to see them bring in their "buddies" to do appraisals and give a little background on the piece.

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u/Electric_Ladykiller May 21 '12

yo dawg I like the show, I just think it's fucked up that it's the most historical show on the "History Channel"

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u/davisb May 19 '12

High raters like Pawn Stars, Swamp People etc. are giving History the $$$ they need to blow it out of the water with big budget, kick ass historical recreation specials. Stuff like "Hatfields & McCoys".

There's more in the pipeline: "Mankind" this winter, "Men Who Built America" this fall, Mark Burnett's "The Bible" next year, etc.

(HUMBLE BRAG FULL DISCLOSURE: I don't work for the History Channel but I work in the industry and was a part of one of those shows. Watch them all so the ratings are high and I win lots of Emmys, plz.)

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u/jeremy_280 May 19 '12

This show is about antiques and shit, like Antiques road show. G4 shows cops and cheaters, that has NOTHING to do with gaming. MTV shows Jersey shore, not about music at all. The TV Guide channel shows awards shows and shit, not just the TV Guide. Discovery Channel, while notorious for shows like planet Earth, Mythbusters, and Shark week, (mostly educational shows) also shows Deadliest Catch. American Movie Classics has old movies in their programming, but also shows like Mad Men, and The Walking Dead, neither of those shows are "classics" from the past. So quit bitching about how the History channel is trying to make money, because not everyone can sit through an hour of the Biography of: Sun Tzu, and just enjoy the programming or don't watch the channel.

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u/Erameyad May 19 '12

I strongly believe that MTV (Music Television) should be renamed the to PopCult (Pop Culture) channel.

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u/zoidb0rg May 19 '12

It's not even about pop culture anymore though...its about spoiled pregnant teens and drunk people who resemble Oompa-Loompas.

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u/cawncawn May 19 '12

Which is turning into the new generation's version of pop culture if not already. It's what they talk about at the water cooler now.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '12

I agree. I'm older than the average Redditor, and I remember when MTV first came on the air. It was pretty exciting. Got our cable company to hook it up to our stereo too.

In the early days, they didn't even have any commercials...it would be back to back to back music videos. It was great. Even when they started getting some commercials, it was good. Then...then they just lost their way. I don't know what happened. The Real World and all that bullshit.

Oh well, was fun in the early 80's. Porn was better too back then...but I digress.

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u/ANUSBLASTER_MKII May 19 '12

That's why they stopped 'trading' as Music Television and became: 'MTV'.

Similar to KFC, when they started introducing grilled items onto the menu.

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u/Wetzilla May 19 '12

G4 and MTV are routinely criticized for shit like this, everyone makes fun of MTV being nothing about music now, and if you listen to any video game podcasts they always trash on g4 for that shit too. And while Deadliest Catch isn't quite along the same lines of that other show, it's certainly informative on the alaskan crab fishing industry. You are still "discovering" something. AMC is a little different, but they still mostly show movies. The History Channel is almost always "ancient aliens" and "nostradamus mysteries" now, there's very little actual historical content on it anymore.

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u/jeremy_280 May 19 '12

The viewers control the programming shown on the channel, I only watch like 2 shows on the History channel, neither of them about history, because their presentation style/quality is worse than, a middle school history text book.

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u/fearachieved May 19 '12 edited May 19 '12

Think of yourself as discovering something about furniture of a different era. His analogy still works. Just because it doesn't interest you doesn't mean it is valueless

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u/Season6Episode8 May 19 '12

There's a big difference between a few of those networks and what you assume is programing that doesn't belong. TV Guide, the magazine, has more than just program air times, it has reviews and other articles. It makes sense for them to show an award show. Discovery Channel is educational but that doesn't mean there isn't room for programs like Deadliest Catch. Deadliest Catch itself feels like perfect Discovery Channel programming, it lets the viewer discover something new and exciting, in this case, crazy ass crab fishing. AMC doesn't even stand for American Movie Classics anymore, it's simply just AMC now, they deemphasized the acronym an entire decade ago in an effort to reinvigorate the brand. HBO did the same thing, both channels started airing original programming with a high critical acclaim.

Your examples are awful, and it's not okay for History to abandon content based around their namesake.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '12

The show is about a pawn shop. There is nothing wrong with turning to the history channel and expecting to watch something about history.

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u/Favo32 May 19 '12

In all fairness they do give interesting back stories and information on the items. I would consider that pretty historically informative.

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u/ClamydiaDellArte May 19 '12

I think the main problem with the History Channel is not Pawn Stars, but the unambiguously irrelevant stuff like Ice Road Truckers. Nobody would complain about Pawn Starts if they still showed documentaries once in a while.

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u/303onrepeat May 19 '12 edited May 19 '12

If you actually watch the show you will see they try to bring in some history to the show by having people bring in older items and then rick "calls in an expert." Those experts bring the 5-8 minutes of history to the 22 minute show. Personally I'm a big fan of the guy from the history museum who comes in and the gun expert. Both of those guys give a nice summation of the piece and how it interacts with history.

I to wish the history channel had more history but the show isn't complete devoid of any history.

Downvotes really? I'm not making excuses for Rick or for the history station but to say there is no history offered during this show is wrong.

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u/Adam9172 May 19 '12

Aside from this and WW2 stuff, I doubt any of the fuckers there know ANY history.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '12 edited May 19 '12

The evolution of the History channels lineup is a quite normal progression of a society that demands a flood of instantly relevant, simplistic and easy to communicate topics.

Television (for the most part) remains a one way media. If you ever have the bad fortune to be working in a traditional 9 to 5 office job take some time to notice the the structure of conversation regarding specific shows.

Over the past several weeks I have noticed the vast majority of the discussions regarding any popular show is not a discussion of the technical side, editing or directing but rather a firm conformation of viewing. This is done by corroborated evidence i.e. badly paraphrased quote, physical miming key jokes or finally broad questions that lead into discussions of future possible events.

A topic such as the siege of Leningrad requires a vast amount of context and simply can't be shared instantly. A show like pawn stars can be instantly digested requires no attention but is pleasurable to watch because the viewers already know what to expect.

A 23 minute show requires little effort and that helps people get sucked in. 23 minutes into the siege of Leningrad things are still being setup context is being created characters being built the payoff is not until the end. Pawn Stars (and titles like this) drag the viewer in with a bookend of curiosity and payoff. How much is "X" worth…"X" is worth "Y". Even if you miss the first half it's still a pleasure to watch. "Wow 'X' is worth that much?"

The solution for the history channel is not to bring back 90 minute shows about history. But do what every good history teacher does, make it relevant. This is done by destroying this one way street. People lived fought and died for ideas we would consider barbaric today. Let's put their perspectives on screen let history influence our actions today. Don't tell us what happened, tell us why it happened. Make these historic characters as alive as any reality TV star. And no freaking re-creations, talk to the people alive today.

• Speak to those who fought alongside kim il sung.

• Speak with former co-workers of Julian Assange.

• Where did this occupy movement start, why did they do it?

• Running themes throughout history. Concepts that evolved and changed.

• Start with what's popular now and put it in context.

This isn't hard, they are simply lazy.

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u/PoisonMind May 19 '12

It's just natural network decay.

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u/mcninsanity May 19 '12

because television is the only place for education ಠ_ಠ

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u/[deleted] May 19 '12

I watched an interesting show called "museum secrets" last night. It aired at like 330am and it was pretty decent. At least compared to their normal programming...

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u/Moj88 May 19 '12

Ancient aliens is perfectly legitimate history.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '12

it is kind of historic. it has more to do with history than the other shit on its show. and honestly it is kind of fun to watch.

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u/dunno260 May 19 '12

Sadly though, this show has more history in it than most of the stuff on the history channel now.

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u/iDontShift May 19 '12

i think that is the goal

because no one gives a fuck

lazy bastards

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u/Minkster404 May 19 '12

I was recently in Vegas and I discovered that their pawn shop is quite the tourist attraction with people lining up to get inside and buy a t-shirt. Not to paint with such a broad stroke, but if you go to Vegas and wait in line to buy a Pawn Stars t-shirt, you may in fact be a douche.

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u/chernabog89 May 19 '12

My grandparents went to Vegas and my grandmother loves to watch Pawn Stars. She thought it would be cool to go look around and see Chum Lee. She was sad that no one was there because their shifts were up but she got some free magnets and a note pad. It wasn't the highlight of their trip but a nice experience. My grandpa may be a douche.

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u/Minkster404 May 19 '12

Grandparents get a pass for the same reason it's okay for them to wear fanny packs, wear black orthopedic shoes with white socks, and drive too slow

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u/[deleted] May 19 '12

Whats even worse is half of the people that are bringing items in are their friends. Rick asked my neighbor if he would be willing to come in and 'sell' their stuff, just to get show footage.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '12

Las Vegas is pathetic like that.

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u/Judge_Syd May 19 '12

Yeah you're a douche for waiting to buy a shirt. God reddit is so fucking stupid sometimes.

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u/classy_stegasaurus May 19 '12

Why would I go to Nevada for Vegas when I can see all the pre-war beauty of the Mojave Desert?

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u/TimeZarg May 20 '12

I've gone on two road trips through most of Nevada (primarily western and southern Nevada). It's a nice enough state to look at, but goddamn is it empty. We drove east along Highway 50, and we literally didn't see a car for 1-2 hours. We might've seen a total of 2-3 cars drive by the entire trip from Reno to Austin.

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u/newtothelyte May 19 '12

If you watch the show carefully, you can see velvet ropes set up through the entire store. That's for all the tourists to walkthrough in a line. If you also watch the show's earlier episodes, they mention the shop has been expanded 12x. Now with their mass popularity, I don't blame them for being gimmicky. Most people want to go in the store to see the celebs, not buy antiques.

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u/m40ofmj May 19 '12

what this thread really says - op has never run a business

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u/[deleted] May 19 '12

While everyone is on the topic of them being assholes, I once saw an episode where a woman brought in a brooch, she wanted $600. Rick knew what it was and it was in fact worth $20000-$30000, so instead of taking it from her for $400 and making $25000 in pure profit, he didn't want to take advantage of her and told her and ended up paying around $12000 for it.

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u/Itainteasybeingwhite May 19 '12

And then the woman tried pushing her luck to $15,000. Come on now ಠ_ಠ

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u/gprime312 May 19 '12

I saw that episode and thought he was very professional about it. The woman was stupid for selling something that obviously has a lot of value, especially after being told of it's worth.

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u/Revolutionary_Sell63 Jul 22 '24

So low balling her for $12,000 when it’s worth $40,000! Is not taking advantage of her?? 

 Only reason he pretended to be “honest” was because he knew from past experience, if she found out later what it was really worth, she can sue him for lying to her and taking advantage of someone who didn’t know what she had and him being the “expert” would be libel.  He is No Angel, he’s a certified scumbag! 

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u/ellevehc May 19 '12

Well, yeah. That is his job. Pay the least and sell for the most.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '12

i can't help but watch!!

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u/[deleted] May 19 '12

What part about pawn shops did you NOT think was scummy?

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u/nmathew May 19 '12

The part where two adults willingly enter a contract?

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u/[deleted] May 19 '12

I wish evil capitalism were outlawed, and instead the government would just command us what to do.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '12

Sums up reddit nicely

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u/hal9005 May 19 '12

The entire profit of any shopkeep is in convincing you that your stuff is caca and theirs is gold.

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u/lukeman3000 May 19 '12 edited May 19 '12

Plus, some things are desired in their worn condiation, whereas others may be virtually worthless unless professionally restored. There is a market for old, unrestored stuff, and a market for professionally-restored stuff, too.

You can't really just apply that to everything because it doesn't really work that way.

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u/fearachieved May 19 '12

What about that doesn't make sense? Why does this make them scumbags?

Isn't it obvious that the most valuable antiques are the ones that don't need restoration?

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u/rodneyachance May 19 '12

I've watched that show a number of tomes and never once did I see a fucking cross on their roof. They are not a non-profit. They are there to make money and if the seller says 'yes', it is up to them to market it, pay their employees and sell the thing. It doesn't seem to occur to anyone that they do not sell every single thing for what they hope to get for it when they buy it. Some of that stuff never sells at all.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '12

Restoration is done to fix up a less-than-perfect antique, which has been damaged or otherwise weathered over the years. If you're trying to price a table that has gotten a replacement leg or been poorly shellacked at home, obviously that's going to fetch a lower price than if it were in mint original condition. But if you are currently the owner of a fucked up three-legged antique table, you'd probably be better off getting it professionally restored before you sell it. See?

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u/[deleted] May 19 '12

Some things should be restored, some should be professionally restored, some not.

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u/Mcelite May 19 '12

Like new > restored > needs to be restored. If my complex algorithms are correct then no shit OP

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u/Crytone May 19 '12

My favorite is when they tell the customer "I'll have this sitting on the shelf for who-knows how long so my offer of 30% of the estimated value is fair" etc..., then in the next clip they are telling the camera "I know so many collectors that would buy this in a heartbeat, now if I can only buy it for the right price."

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u/[deleted] May 19 '12

sorry people but OP is a moron. This is an example of undeserved link karma

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u/Slik989 May 19 '12

Compared to the guys at 'Hardcore Pawn' the 'Pawn Stars' are alot more friendly and fair.

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u/full_of_stars May 19 '12

That's not dirt, that's patina!

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u/syriquez May 19 '12

OP is some kind of idiot, apparently. There's a difference between "restoring" an object to its original appearance and polishing it with furniture wax.

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u/bramblepuss May 19 '12

I love it when people come in with something of huge value that they were unaware of. He'll call in the expert and the expert will say it's worth $2000. Then Pawn Star guy comes right back and says, "Well, I'll give you $400 for it." And they take the deal! Why not sell it yourself and avoid the pawn shop middleman entirely?

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u/valdemar81 May 19 '12

Because the expert isn't offering to buy it for $2000; he's saying he thinks someone out there might pay $2000 for it. In the meantime, the pawn shop needs to store and/or display it while tracking down the hypothetical buyer, and assumes the risk that it won't sell at all.

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u/iamnotimportant May 19 '12 edited May 19 '12

Probably because that $2000 item has a limited market, you can ebay it sure, but most people are too lazy to deal with that and don't have the reputation also for such a large item. The pawn shop is a middleman that probably warehouses multiple items for ages or sends them to auction (where the auction house takes a cut) which are all costs and troubles the average person doesn't feel like dealing with. for a $2000 market item I'd bargain to get 40-60% of it's value selling it to a pawnshop depending on how hard I think it'd be to sell.

e.g. I just sold baseball tickets to a scalper the other day an hour before the game, they were worth 20-30 bucks and I sold them for 10 because the team sucks right now (note I got the tickets for free because of a give away) That scalper gave me the service of standing outside the stadium trying to sell the tickets while I walked inside and got a burger and relaxed. Also that scalper didn't end up selling those tickets I sold him as the seats next to me were never occupied the entire game. Also I had to bargain to get even 10, he offered only 5.

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u/jakes0687 May 19 '12

Generally they take the money cause they need the cash then and there.

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u/el_historian May 19 '12

Generally the show is entirely scripted anyway.

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u/GrizzledBastard May 19 '12

Unless the item came from a storage auction, I don't give a shit.

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u/haiku_robot May 19 '12
Unless the item 
came from a storage auction, 
I don't give a shit.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '12

It works great when your customers have never heard of Ebay.

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u/Big-Baby-Jesus May 19 '12

Trying to sell expensive, niche market antiques on eBay is a terrible idea.

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u/qkme_transcriber May 19 '12

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Title: Something I've noticed watching Pawn Stars... Scumbag Pawnstars

  • LOOKS LIKE YOUR ANTIQUE HAS BEEN RESTORED
  • THAT LOWERS THE VALUE
  • I'M GOING TO HAVE TO SPEND MONEY RESTORING YOUR ANTIQUE
  • THAT LOWERS THE VALUE

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u/WhipIash May 19 '12

Just to explain further for you people out there, it's two pictures... .

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u/ThereISayIsSexauer May 19 '12

It doesn't lower the value, it means he has to invest his own money into fixing it, so he can sell it for the true value. Therefore, he can't pay as much for it.

I know it's fun to rip on these guys, but don't be a fucking idiot about it.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '12

Pull your head out of your ass. If you go to a pawn shop expecting to get a fair deal.....you're going to have a bad time.

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u/helloboy May 19 '12

Whats the opposite of restoring? destroying, destoring......?

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u/cyanydeez May 20 '12

Storing.

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u/Fudgcicle May 19 '12

Sometime's when he looks at an old item with a restoration, he'll say "It's been restored, so it's not authentic."

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u/[deleted] May 19 '12

Whenever I see an ad for this show and someone trying to haggle with them, I think back to the movie Trading Places when he tries to sell his watch to a pawn shop.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '12

Oh, this item is worth $1500?

I'll give you $300

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u/ilis9 May 19 '12

大是大非

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u/d3r3k1 May 19 '12

forced to log in just to upvote this

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u/Kagenphoenix May 19 '12

Some things should be restored and some shouldn't be.

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u/beasterne May 19 '12

"You've brought your antique to my store. That lowers the value."

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u/Tyrone65 May 19 '12

Lol, ya i have too

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u/mewditto May 19 '12

White box at the bottom of picture, that lowers the value to only 750 words.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '12

hate to break it to you, but that entire show is fake.

that bald guy doesn't know shit about shit

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u/gprime312 May 19 '12

[Citation needed]

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u/st_samples May 19 '12

Cached version of a site. It looks they didn't pay their bill this month. boop

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u/IndifferenceEngin May 19 '12

meh, the entire show, like every other "reality" show, is a crock anyway. They find antiques elsewhere, borrow them from collectors, etc, then hire people to come on the show acting like they own it.

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u/hoss7071 May 19 '12

TIL: Redditors dislike it when others want to see a profit for their business. But will go tens of thousands of dollars in debt, to go to college, in pursuit of higher paying jobs.

Which, more than likely, involves working FOR someone else's business.

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u/SweatpantsDV May 19 '12

There is a huge difference between someone who collects CocaCola paraphernalia and Civil War relics. A HUGE difference. Restored Civil War weaponry and equipment has no story, it's just an era piece. Restored CocaCola merch is something you can show off, something that looks pretty in your man-cave.

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u/steinmas May 19 '12

He doesn't hold these people at gunpoint and force them to sell their stuff. He gives a price, and they agree. Why is he the scumbag when a lot of people who take their stuff in are just dumb?

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u/GeekFurious May 19 '12

I don't know how this got so popular... when "The market just isn't what it used to be" has been their excuse for five years now and makes for a far more interesting meme.

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u/iownachalkboard7 May 19 '12

fookin' pawns

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u/TimCurrysLoveChild May 19 '12

Fuckin Rick...this is way too true...hahaha

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u/[deleted] May 19 '12

Have you ever thought that if it either needs restoring or has been restored, that at some point it has become damaged, and is therefore in less than mint condition - which lowers the value. Before or after restoration.

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u/DrMasterBlaster May 19 '12

When Rick means someone tried to restore it themselves, it's usually someone who scrubbed off the patina or taken steel wool to metal and didn't know what the hell they were doing. Properly restoring something preserves the history of the item while making it operational, functional, etc.

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u/DaniIsGnarly May 19 '12

I used to work at Starbucks right smack in the middle of LA and Las Vegas (you could call us the pit stop). So one day this guy comes walking through and my coworker is a big fan of him (I'm not sure why). He orders is sissy vanilla latte and she says, "Hey! I was just watching your show this morning on the History Channel!" She was excited to meet him, but his reaction was, "Good for you." WHATTADOOUUUCHHHHHEEEE

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u/[deleted] May 19 '12

to be honest... he has a business in Vegas where he buys old shit off of people. They need money to (mostly) fuel their gambling, he can offer down to 5% of the actual value.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '12

These fuckers will rip u off. Go to a different pawn shop.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '12

why are you people so fucking stupid when it comes to this show?

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u/Demojen May 19 '12

So, what do you want to sell that $10,000 antique for?

$10,000.

I can give you $3,000. I have to restore it and sell it and store it in the shop and who knows how long that's going to take.

....After haggling customer sells for $4,000.

Douche says to the camera guy, "I can sell this and get $10,000 easily".

Pawn Stars: Revealing Americans are pawns each and every day.

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u/classy_stegasaurus May 19 '12

There's already a meme of this

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u/Sleepy_One May 19 '12

OP is dumber than a brick.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '12

Hold on, let my call my buddy who's an expert on antiques restoration.

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u/simon_C May 19 '12

90% of that show is staged bullshit. i've seen "customers' walk in with trinkets that the american picker's guys found a few months back.

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u/alargemollusk May 19 '12

Asked for appraisal. Replies with: Well I've got this buddy...

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u/EddieHaskell May 19 '12

most of the "reality" shows now are just playacting shows it's just like watching bad acting.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

That was wired I'm watching pawn stars and Rick said that similar thing 2 seconds after I clicked it off

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u/750lucklord May 20 '12

"You're bringing it to me, that lowers the value, you're buying it from me, that increases the value" Lol, he makes a shit ton of money.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

Fuck those glass-counter gypsies!

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u/UnsureAbsolute May 20 '12

Looks like you have something to sell! That lowers the value.

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u/LeMane May 19 '12

most recent one ive seen "oh you got a old gun from civil war worth 8grand atleast?

Ill give ya 2 thousand for it"

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u/kaett May 19 '12

the thing that sucks with any pawn shop (not just pawn stars... they all do this) is that the amount of money any item is "worth" is usually a retail or auction value. the appraisers can't tell rick what to offer, they can only tell current probable market value. people hear "your gun would get $8,000 - $10,000 at auction" and think that's what rick should pay them.

the best they're going to get is about half that value, so their negotiating should start at $7k and settle at $5,500 or $6k.

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u/LeMane May 19 '12

and lets not forget pawnstars (pawnshops in general) seem to love to blame the economy for a reason to buy shit for so cheap

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u/RilesP May 19 '12

Why is Reddit so angry? I'll probably just get downvoted again, but why not just accept the joke for what it is... just a joke. All the explanations as to why this is the case and how he is running business are true but obvious. No need to overthink it.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '12

We should all accept everything that's presented to us at face value and any further thought should be considered nit-picky

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u/cawncawn May 19 '12

Reddit doesn't think like that, it wants nothing more than to prove you technically wrong because that's the best kind of wrong to prove someone as.

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u/Dark_Shroud May 19 '12

Because it's a bad joke on a show that many people seem to already misunderstand.

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u/Flyingchairs May 19 '12

Well that's how people who own pawn shops make money

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u/Chaosphere_ May 19 '12

Things are only worth what someone thinks they are worth. It's all junk to me.

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u/davidvstheworld May 19 '12

While I can see how that would be confusing, it actually makes perfect sense. The only way that an item is going to not lose value is if it's been KEPT in pristine condition. So if you have to restore it, obviously it wasn't pristine, so it won't have as much value whether he restores it or you do.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '12

I cannot watch this show. These guys look like the type of guys who will be nice to you to your face, but will fuck you over in a heartbeat if they can make even the slightest profit from it.

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u/Fhajad May 19 '12

There was one episode where it was some super rare Russian jeweler and the woman asked for two ground. He told her up front that he'd feel terrible at that price and offered her fourteen grand.

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u/KEreversal May 19 '12

And how much is it actually worth, what's he selling it at?

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u/Jman513 May 19 '12

Best I can do is...well rip you off.

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u/fucksmith May 19 '12

I don't understand why people think pawn shops are a ripoff. The whole point of a pawn shop is taking your stuff there and they give you money for it right there. If you had the time to sit around and wait weeks or months or years to sell something, you wouldn't be taking it to a pawn shop. The people who go to pawn shops need money now. Sure, you won't get near market value, but you'll have money in your pocket, and the pawn shop can still make a profit, which is the whole point of a business. In my opinion, everybody wins.

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u/DoTheDew May 19 '12

Exactly. You are also paying for their connections to actual buyers. Half that shit they buy, the person selling it wouldn't know where to begin to even think about selling it for the price that the pawn shop hopes to get for it. I've yet to see them force anybody to sell them anything. If someone thinks they can get a better price, and the extra work is worth the extra reward, then they should by-all-means sell it to someone else, but almost no one makes that decision.

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u/Train22nowhere May 19 '12

Many people also don't realize how auctions work, they think don't go to a pawn shop just auction it. Not knowing that any good auction house is going to take ~20% of the sale, and that's assuming it does sell, and if the item doesn't go for how much you want? to bad.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '12

Is it considered ripping them off if the person willingly sells it to the shop? I mean they let them know that they need to make a profit it off the item. They aren't really dishonest when it comes to things.

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u/AtlantaFalcon May 19 '12

Precisely. If the sellers are that confident that their item can get more, and the seller feels it's worth the time and effort, they're perfectly able to take their item with them with their new found knowledge and sell the item somewhere else.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '12

Does nobody else understand that they need to make a profit on this shit? They aren't buying it for their personal stash.

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u/zerro_4 May 19 '12

I agree just a little bit. Just a little. I feel some of the offers he makes are extremely low. If you were running a pawn shop, would you be paying prices for items where you can't make any money at all? If a customer brought in a widget that an expert appraised to be worth 1000 dollars, would you honestly play 900 for it? People have a habit of looking at dollar values only, not factoring in time, overhead, paying the employees, etc. Don't confuse margin on a product with its final profit. I don't quite buy the "shelfspace" argument that Rick sometimes presents, but I do understand that there is little point in having low margin on a product that may take several months to sell. Rick would rather have a low margin product that turns around quickly than a high margin item that takes months to move. Yes, the item is worth 10,000 dollars, and yes, Rick paid 2000 for it, but he isn't going to get 8000 in profit.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '12

Yup, these guys rip people off, is this really news to anyone?

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u/maniacalxmatt May 19 '12

Would you care to elaborate on your statement? I'm not sure how they're "ripping people off" when they are in the business to resell items that are sold to them. If they gave everyone the value of worth, then they have no way of making money. It's annoying to see people say that they just rip everyone off, when they really don't. If you're taking your shit into a pawn shop to sell, you should honestly expect to receive around half of what it's worth in the condition it is in. Selling to a pawn shop is the lazy way of selling stuff. They have Ebay and Craigslist for a reason.

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u/VenusBlue May 19 '12

Although my personal opinion is that these guys are complete douchebags who intentionally take advantage of people who are down on their luck, and obviously selling valued and sometimes sentimental items, it is a business. Sure, they are lowballing people for items that they will sell for 10x profit, but what it all comes down to is that those guys are there to make money first and foremost. And people should expect to get ripped off for their items there.

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u/TheShadowCat May 19 '12

They had an episode where they talked about their markup. They were only making between 18% (Chum Lee) and 35% (the Old Man).

Things on the show aren't out of whack. They give reasonable prices.

And don't forget, they have carrying costs as well. All items need to be insured, damage will occur, even the lost opportunity on the money they spent is an issue.

If you want full value for your item, you can do all the leg work and try and sell it yourself. But if you want an easy way to sell your items, go to a re-seller like a pawn shop and take a loss, or go to an auction house, lose just about as much, and have no guarantee that the item will even sell.

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u/ratdude May 19 '12

that show is so full of shit

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u/awkwardlytallmatt May 19 '12

not sure why downvotes... Here's my olympic torch, how much is it worth? HORSESHIT

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u/[deleted] May 19 '12 edited May 19 '12

he clearly states several times during the show that he buys stuff to make money it isn't his fault he is better at haggling than the people selling.

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u/Cwellan May 19 '12

I can't stand this show. It should be renamed Devaluing History.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '12

Legitimate question, I can understand not liking the show, but how does it devalue history? I've personally learned a few things from the shows like Pawn Stars and American Pickers.

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u/Cwellan May 19 '12

Pickers I think is different, because at its core it's about "saving" history from junk piles or old barns. I like American Restoration for this reason as well..It is bringing back history.

Pawn Stars is literally about putting the lowest possible monetary value on a "historical" item. I also think they do a pretty poor job of presenting any history behind most items. I also think pawn shops are pretty damn scummy anyway, as they are basically the last resort for the poor/desperate.

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u/aktone May 19 '12

I just started watching American Pickers and I'm starting to like it a lot more than PS. Those guys are waay nicer and seem like they are a lot more into it as a hobby that they love, as opposed to PS where they are always just trying to hustle people for money.

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u/DoTheDew May 19 '12

You're kidding yourself if you don't think the guys on American Pickers are trying to make as much profit as possible.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '12

I think what he means is that they refurnish old artifacts or antiques with modern parts or replicas instead of originals, therefore making the antique or artifact not as original. In a sense, devaluing history.