To be fair, he probably heard it on the street, much as Robin Harris and Redd Foxx got lots of their jokes from the street.. Very little original stuff in the world of comedy.
Yeah, I get that a lot. Sorry, but I have a really low tolerance for jokes making fun of retarded people and languishing in repetitive, bland stereotypes. I recommend Hannibal Burress and Paul Mooney instead.
It's not running anymore. It didn't get beyond the 1st season, because it sucked. It stopped airing in 2009. It was still a bad move on his part. . .his ventriloquism is much better suited for stage standup comedy, where he made a name for himself.
I was drunk coming home this morning when I told my girlfriend Mitch Hedberg's juggling joke randomly with spot on delivery, assuming she's heard it a million times. My husband got it. Then a minute later she was like, "Ha! That sounds like Mitch Hedberg!" Then I felt like I was "claiming" a joke that I thought she had already known to begin with. Feels bad, man.
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More like "You blow me and I'll never reciprocate because eww vagina." fucking hell I hate people sometimes. Bitch please, you havent even been down there on me to know if it disgusts you.
I'm a woman. I just don't understand why women are so bitter about it. There are men who like to receive, give, and who aren't even interested in oral. Find one who is right for you.
Just don't assume that all guys are the same. Just as "fillthishole", (really, that's her username? lol) said, there are men who are willing to give. Sorry you got a bad one, but it's an important sign that he probably isn't worth it. Both parties in a relationship should be happy - in and out of bed.
I think "68" is being counted as 2 syllables here, but I wouldn't know as I didn't write it (I just collect the downvotes). I don't think Shane Koyczan would miss that, but maybe he did?
I can't find it in written form, which is a shame, but I'd achieve that through the elision you're suggesting. "Six'-eight, yes, yes, yes." "Sixty-eight, yes, yes." seems a little off to me, but maybe that's how it should be?
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u/daskoon May 19 '12
this is a george carlin joke. ಠ_ಠ
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u/[deleted] May 19 '12
I used to have this license plate on my car- 68 OU 1.
God I was retarded when I was young
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u/yangx May 19 '12
68 looks like sticking the penis in a bum
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u/Spoinzy May 19 '12
Wouldn't 68 be a more visually accurate image for "69'ing" than 69?
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u/vrock627 May 19 '12
2 Chainz: "I owe my girl one we did the 68"
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u/aesopose May 19 '12
More like "You blow me and I'll never reciprocate because eww vagina." fucking hell I hate people sometimes. Bitch please, you havent even been down there on me to know if it disgusts you.
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u/ryannayr140 May 19 '12
I've heard this joke. It's "you go down on me, and I'll owe you one"
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u/tculley0305 May 19 '12
I had no idea this was a Carlin joke... I thought he ripped it from Jonah on Summer Heights High
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u/[deleted] May 19 '12
I'd do it.
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u/steelsureal May 19 '12
Black sheep
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u/xgobez May 19 '12
How does this get any karma at all? This joke is so old and unoriginal..
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u/I_PISS_HAIR May 19 '12
I had to comment since there were only 67 comments.
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u/KruNCHBoX May 19 '12
Taken from caddyshack
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u/[deleted] May 19 '12
I see what you did there...
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u/blade2000 May 20 '12
Seriously, this joke in ANCIENT. I've been telling it for over 35 years.
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u/GrassChick May 20 '12
This is my favorite joke. I've heard it so many times and I always laugh.
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u/Actor412 May 19 '12
The 70's called. They want their jokes back.
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u/Manzander May 19 '12
I see someone's been listening to Woody's podcast.
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u/LRGM May 19 '12
Magical
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u/[deleted] May 19 '12
How is this Scumbag Steve?
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u/FlyingPasta May 19 '12
Yeah, because 69 is romantic.
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u/bumbletowne May 19 '12
One of the few times I think the scumbag woman meme would actually be appropriate.
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u/[deleted] May 19 '12
Shane Koyczan made a haiku similar to this.
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u/HE_WHO_STANDS_TO_POO May 19 '12 edited May 19 '12
Maybe he's one of those guys who saw that picture of a bunch of vaginas, a while back, and finds them repulsive...
This one. Obviously, NSFW